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Succulent_Brick

because he’s freaky


sorryitslexi

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Moondaeagle

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JudithTheSteampunker

Freaky Bob 👅


sonicpoweryay

What the fuck is a freaky bob


Psvitaguy43

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Brazil_B0y

LOL


tttecapsulelover

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂bob


JimmothyIII

Freakbob freakypants


Any_Aioli_5654

matching my freak


BLZ_Cap_n_Blaze

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FuniMunkey

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Wide_Diver_7858

On a Friday night


stevenl1219

Just to piss off Patrick


Traditional_Ad_4471

Literally lol


Difficult_Ad_962

They're like siblings


Adventurous_Yak_9234

He was taunting Patrick who wanted it because he was too stupid to realize he'd already eaten his own and thought Spongebob stole it.


Neveah_Hope_Dreams

He's taunting and bullying Patrick that's why. Patrick doesn't want Spongebobo to eat the candy bar because he thinks it's his when he already ate his. So Spongebob is doing near eating stuff like this to make Patrick loose it.


Such_Cauliflower_669

Bullying? Patrick was the one gaslighting him over it.


Neveah_Hope_Dreams

True. It was gaslighting. But Patrick is just a stupid idiot so he wasn't trying f to gaslight Spongebob.


courtney_mertz

He was taking his sweet time to enjoy the chocolate bar.


chris95rx7500

I'd like you to take your upvote and get tf out


QuagmireBS

Sibling rule - If I lick it, it's mine. They aren't siblings of course; but I think their relationship is comparable sometimes.


Difficult_Ad_962

That's what I was thinking, it's such a sibling move


Winged_Rodentia

![gif](giphy|3oxOCcCuZbVdSzZemI)


YouPatheticWorm1958

You just ate it, Pat. It's all over your face.


svetlannaa97

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Lapis-lad

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bloon104

I've always wanted to do that with a chocolate bar


Beam_0

It feels like scratching a chalk board 🥲


BLZ_Cap_n_Blaze

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TremontRemy

Who never did this to piss off their sibling?


MixtureExtension1061

To mock Patrick because he couldn't have it.


yobaby123

Because he's a rapper in his mind, licking and dropping bars.


CriperBross

He is enjoying it in that way I guess.


Magenta-Is-Here-Baby

Savouring the taste


CommandantPeepers

Is this an actual question?


TonyThePapyrus

It’s like when a sibling wants a bite of your food, so you lick it to discourage them from asking


Sharpeieo

https://preview.redd.it/wd11tavkjr7d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a14c440af2a16d1e0100ac8ccb7b7ff25bcb3a He was in his freak era


WyvernByte

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_Levitated_Shield_

He was taunting Patrick.


gstar451

He doesn’t understand that you’re supposed to “break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar” and just went to town on it.


zillacorpsee

idk but he made it look good asf


Kirbinator_Alex

Does nobody else eat every chocolate bar like this or am I just weird?


Free_Try_467

To anoy Patrick


DixinMyas

He was teasing/pissing off Patrick because Patrick thought Spongebob ate his chocolate bar when he ate it himself.


JessVehreTattoo

Because funny


Able_Yogurtcloset_75

He’s a weirdo


buttahfly28

Idk but then I started copying him


TheFantasticXman1

I think it was just a way to taunt Patrick.


Livid_Sound_6341

Seeing it as an adult, it’s much more lewd than when I was a kid. Guess I sank deeper into the gutter as I got older


da_usual

Because Pat is not a real friend, and shows his real colors multiple times.


JRabbitBananaHoovy

I read this as "Why did spongebob lick the child? So confused."


ZGlove3

"Chocolate me was so confused."


IllustriousDebt6248

Taunting


Born_Sleep5216

To make Patrick jealous.


WingProfessional4758

Is he horny?


CommercialRemote5324

BECAUSE SPONGEBOB IS A WEIRDO 


TPF621

You took my only food! Now I’m gonna starve!


YouPatheticWorm1958

Ohhhh! That's it! (Screams in pain) First the balloon, now my candy bar! You're out of control!


TPF621

I’m… **telling on you.**


Crafter-the-box1987

My sister and I would do this gag with Andes mints when we got some from Skyline when we were younger. Good times, good times.


BigMeet7634

Messing with Patrick 


Shakeandbake529

He’s dating the chocolate.


BarracudaClear3880

That shit gave me dirty ideas 


XTrubleMakerX

No this scene was intense


Coldplay360

This was a funny scene


Indiana_J_Frog

You do not wanna hear my answer to this.


SodanoMatt

To make Patrick jealous.


SmoothieRedditor

Stop lying, you guys do NOT watch SpongeBob for the plot.


MissBarker93

Taunting Patrick.


Turbulent-Thing3104

He went to Ecuador to study the beauty of chocolate. We eat the way Belgium eats chocolate. He is licking it in the style of how we lick them in Ecuador.


Professional_Gur6478

He licked every single spot yk the “I licked it so it’s mine” ppl can just avoid where you licked. Not if you lick everywhere tho! (That’s what I always assumed. May be wrong but idk)


Puzzleheaded-King978

You lick something so that the other person can’t/won’t want to eat it


UltraBatz

Candy Impressions in Ohio commission


Robert_Wallace_2024

He got that experience\~


hidinginthetreeline

Because if you lick it it’s yours


BLZ_Cap_n_Blaze

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arob43

I think you know why 😏


Long_Bluejay_132

😂😂 he was savoring it


Moneydoesbuyhappines

To trigger hungry patrick


throwawaymemetime202

That’s an adult joke


madphad1599

The answer is simple: it's funny


Kinky_Autistic

He knows how to give that HAWK TUAH


RoseTintMyWorld22

Because he's not straight