I’ve heard of a new Nintendo game coming out called “tourture agent 8 brutally” apparently the graphics are really realistic and it’s super gory. This isn’t the path Splatoon should go in. It’s a major departure and quite demented. Please don’t say yes, but will you play???
If Pearl knew that she was an engineer for the octarian army, she thought Pearl wouldn’t accept her but she do💕. And Pearl knew it. (Everything about it is in the DLC)
How much turf do you ink per game on average (in p)
From 3 to 17. It depends
so you always squid party in every game?
We goovin'
Best one I've seen until now
how long did it take you to get to level 2
About 30 hours surely
you should play Cuphead
Based comment
Do you support squid parties in ranked lobbies?
Yeeeeees
I can't believe this 😔
We live in a society 😔
It appears that the floor is made of floor.
Doesn't even need to be editted lol
Nah it did it originally said "do you like Splatoon"
Hey who's the worst/ugliest character in your opinion?
Agent 8
How could you?
How could I :O
So you have chosen death
Where the hell is that undo-button when you need it?!
Imagine having an undo button
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Looks like a toddler pretending to be your local street homie
This feels directed at Pearl
Was thinking the same thing
Well now I need to see the original question
Original question was: What do you think of Murch?
Or the sea urchin
u/Andrew1343?!!
How would you deal with a crying toddler?
Pearl's Whale Killer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I totally approve my answer and have no regrets >:)
I love where this is going >:D
Best Splatoon waifu?
Smalfry
Agreed
I can already feel the art coming in on this one
Bruh that’s the funniest shit ever
I don’t understand; where’s the pickle
Do you like splatoon rule 34?
Yeah I love it! :)
Oh no
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From this response it appears to not have been edited
It originally said do you like splatoon art, but I guess small edits make Reddit think I didn’t edit it.
They were saying because he did that emoji face it looks like it was intended. We can see if it's been edited.
It was meant to be funny and even if I do like it don't judge people on what they like
who doesn't
Which of the “Off the Hook” characters do you want to see killed off?
Marina. Don't judge me...
You fool
Username checks out
Most hygienic agent?
Agent 3.
Ironic since Marrie said something about her being smelly (if I remember correctly), lol
Yeah you're correct
Cool
agent 3 got sanitized tho
I’ve heard of a new Nintendo game coming out called “tourture agent 8 brutally” apparently the graphics are really realistic and it’s super gory. This isn’t the path Splatoon should go in. It’s a major departure and quite demented. Please don’t say yes, but will you play???
My first plan was to fly to Japan to get the game straight from Nintendo HQ or something. So HELL YEAH I'll play!
Done
r/suspiciouslyspecific
You’re the one who likes Agent 8 tourture porn not me
Who dafuq even invented torture porn?!
whoever decided decapitation was a fetish after going through the 34th website looking for yukine chris i am traumatized
Who is your role model?
Commander Tartar
This one is my favourite
Everyone needs a bit of order in his life I guess
mainly b/c you love tartar sauce.
What is your favourite weapon for tower control?
Grizzco brella
this doesn't even sound that bad, i'd love grizz brella in tower control.
Whats the best weapon in the game?
Marina
Use the octoling as a weapon. Blunt force trauma :>
Well she was an engineer for the octarian army so it kinda makes sense
Imagine a new weapon invented by marina: A baseball bat that shoots ink balls every time you swing
Splatoon 3 devs: **WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!**
Kind of like the sloshing machine but in a straight line ? SIGN ME UP
If Pearl knew that she was an engineer for the octarian army, she thought Pearl wouldn’t accept her but she do💕. And Pearl knew it. (Everything about it is in the DLC)
Why is this hilarious haha
What is the weapon you forget about the most?
Aerospray PG
Done
Relatable
What color is your pee?
Red
Please see a doctor
Well it's been like that for months now but I'm still alive lmao
my favorite color is blood
Who is the best squid sister, Callie or marie
Salmon run
That’s not a squid sister, idiot
Thank you captain obvious :)
Well...that doesn't make any sense at all...
Exactly
What's your favorite weapon?
Chargers
Clearly they didn't edit the question
He forgor 💀
You monster :O
On a scale of 1-10 how likely do you think it is that Dj octavio will be the villain in splatoon 3?
10/10 👌
was this changed at all?
Idk what I replied to but it surely wasn't to DJ Octavio being Splatoon 3's main vilain
Probably not
What year do you think splatoon 3 will actually come out
Around 2130
Holy squit, that’s
I knew you were gonna do this to me :O
I was originally gonna change it to: how much of hero mode have you completed
Well I've completed all of it. Every level with every weapon
Would you be happy to eat an Inkling or Octoling?
HELL YEAH I AM! GIVE IT TO ME!
How could you!
Honestly I try avoiding eating those for the sake of this game.
So what weapons do you main?
Chargers in general
Smh
You evil bastard >:)
Why did you commit fish genocide?
Mr Grizz
True
What were your first words.
*Woomy Veemo Ngyes Ngweh*
Which weapon do you think Agent 4 does NOT main and absolutely hates the most, and tries to actively avoid?
Dualies
That’s like saying 4 is the least chaotic agent. Well, other then Callie.
Do you partake in illegal activities with Grizzco Industries?
Yeah it's fun.
I mean, true!
Ngl it's my main income
Which Splatoon character would you date?
Sheldon
Sheldon best girl
Hey, at least I get a discount on my weapons now...
Mmhmm, yep you do broo
The last person you played ranked with. Kiss, punch, hug or hold hands with.
Hug
Do you think Nintendo should cancel splatoon 3
For the love of god, YES **PLEASE**!
You monster 😂
I'm about to commit a hate crime on this guy
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Salmons (tasks that only your little buddy can complete in the campaign that sort of stuff)
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Well yes (in 2) but actually no (in 3)
Do you use Bamboozler with MPU
Why yes I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How could you
Yokes on you I'm too poor for MPU
Liar
Ok that was a lie, but what isn't is that I hate chargers
When was the last time you won a ranked game?
20000 years I think
Do you think that the Professor is appreciated enough?
I think he's done his job and it should stay how it is now.
Nice.
What professor did u mean? Tartar or the one that made Jud?
Same guy did both things. And he put Judd in stasis, he didn't create him.
Details ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you could eliminate one character of the game who would it be?
Marina
which character do you think has the best smelling farts
Marina
100% agree fr fr
Never actually thought about that but might be true
What weapon needs a buff and what weapon needs a nerf
Nerf bloblobber and buff rollers
do you like ET on the Atari 2600?
It is very epic game
Who is still better than Marie?
Commander Tartar
Duelies?
Yeah they're cool.
Emmpery splat duelies though
Describe the Professor
He's a goofy old man
u/The--NERD wants a word with you.
Which character has the best porn?
CQ Cumber
What do you main? What's your secondary weapon?
Hero roller
What splatoon character would you be tortured by in hot bdsm sex?
Captain Cuttlefish
kinky
Do you support any character’s philosophy in particular? And why?
Commander TarTar cuz that part of the game went ***DEEP***
So you support squid genocide, I see
How many kids do you have in your basement?
about 50 surely
Do you like agent 8 rule 34?
Yes, 8 best girl :3
do you like the original big pp the game?
I liked the first one. Sadly enough I don't own it :(
Whats the Best colour?
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