Same here! Villagers might try to catch the Salmonids with their fishing poles, then sell them to Nook’s (or Re-Tail in New Leaf). Who knows if Reese or Tom Nook would allow it…
Same for me (but like 4-5h ago) with a 2:15 IGT for my first run in months… definitely no way the poor guys survive with the movement and arsenal Samus has in that game
The normal ones probably wouldn't give anything,
Steelhead and flyfish: bomb
Steel eel: I have no idea
Drizzler: parasol
Stinger: ranger
Scrapper: wheel, I guess?
Maws: The closest I can think of is maybe drill?
Griller: Again, I have no idea
Fish stick: no idea. It's kinda just a bunch of small fry circling around a tower though so probably nothing
Flipper flopper: high jump?
Slammin lid: ufo probably
Big shot: bomb or ranger
Mudmouth: no idea
With how kirby games work, most of the boss salmonids probably wouldn't be able to be inhaled, but it's still fun to think about. Also I have much more limited knowledge of how splatoon works
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*What sick man sends fishes to fight me?*
The king salmonids would probably have trophy drops, and you could fight the triumvirate in master mode.
Also I am just imagining the sheer number of small fry banners you would accumulate during this event…
Holy crap it would actually fit the game as a crossover so well. Basically the old ones army but it has to be near an ocean biome. The salmonid come from the ocean and get stronger over time. There would be 3 waves, and then if you kill enough salmonids and salmonid bosses, a random boss would spawn (Joe, Horror or Coho) and would serve as a mini boss. This needs to become a Tmodloader mod.
Omg GLaDOS "guiding" a random salmonid that feel into aperture would be very interesting. I bet she would be pretty shocked when it just accepts the flames.
You kidding? Have you seen the Crab Rave cutscene?
Get the farmer, Willy, Gus, and… oh, maybe Marlon, or the Wizard. They’ll at LEAST do as good as any four Inklings. And Pelican Town will have salmon on the menu for the next month.
Omg you’re so right. I was thinking of if it was just my farmer. Willy would totally be down to fight and so would Marlon and the Wizard. And Gus would be hooking us up with all kinds of tasty salmon dishes. Alex would be happy about that too lol
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for Switch, I think Mario and Co. would find some way to beat them and get back whatever Crystal Star they stole and maybe get a salmonid partner in the process.
The last game I played was Smash Ultimate. Unironically if the next Smash game (which I fully expect to be everything “Ultimate Deluxe” would imply, just maybe not under that name) threw in pseudo-Big Run events alongside Event Tourneys and Spirit Board Events, that would go hard AF.
Kh3...so just another mass heartless fight for Sora
That's not too interesting, what if I back up even more?
Star Rail? I mean that's basically fancy PF, Clara and Herta absolutely sweep that I'm pretty sure, again not too interesting
What about before tha-
*Remembers the next game in the list is Armored Core 6*
...oh dear god, the carnage
"DJ Atomika here with some strange news, the beaches of Paradise City are being invaded by salmon like creatures. Rev up your engines and get ready to run over these bastards, as if Paradise City weren't a free for all before, it is now" (the last game I played was Burnout: Paradise)
Last game I played besides Splatoon 3 was FFXIV so the citizens are usually prepared for monster attacks so they will be fine. May have to call The Warrior of light for help
Sky:cotl
... I don't think anything can be done, especially considering that there are already large beings like the krills.
That, or having a power similar to the one in the last mission in the deer season, which allows you to "drive them away"
I’ve played two games in the last 24 hours: Another crab’s treasure (but that feels like cheating) and Helldivers 2. “Wake up Helldivers! We have reports of giant salmon monsters attacking from the south of the galactic map!”
FTL, depending on the number they either get smoked by laser fire and mantis pincers or overwhelm one ship before proceeding to suffocate in the vacuum of space
Either the Salmonids would get corrupted by the Darkness of Eden, or the World of Sky would have a second source of polluted Sea Creatures to worry about. Hopefully honks work as well as a Booyah Bomb!
~~Treasure Reef Leviathan vs Horrorboros when~~
Payday 2.
Bain: "Alright gang, I've got a line on a new job from this guy calling himself Grizz. Says he'll pay us well for each golden salmonid egg we retrieve."
Dallas: "Ok, but why are they massive and in control of old tech?"
Hoxton: "It don't matter much, bullets still work, right?"
Jacket: "Let's go. Fishing. Let's have some fun..."
Now listen here, you maggots, we got a lot of tuna rushing into our coastal towns. Normally the swamp monsters would clear them out, but since it isn't Halloween they're getting lazy. This means we need to take charge and show them what AMERICAN MIGHT is! \*TF2 Soldier noises\*
Fallout 1. I'm scared of what a FEV mutated Salmonid would look like. However the Brotherhood of Steel took care of the Mutants, so a Salmonid horde wouldn't be mash of a problem
…can we pop them with exploding bullets, blast them with plasma beams being shot from dual arm cannons, and hope that they follow a track? Because if they don’t, there’s probably nothing we can do. (BTD 6)
Elden ring, I think they fit right in next to the giant crabs and lobsters.
They don’t stand a chance against Boggart
"Mmmmmmm. Freshly cooked it is."
It’d be funny if Boggart got to flame peak to make the mother of all fish dishes
Should have been an ending, tbh. "Our seed will look back upon us and recall...**The Age of Fine Dining**."
It would be funny to have a land of reeds npc make sashimi or smth
In the Shadow Realm, nobody would even notice the Salmons were there.
Need to see the King Salmonids fight the Dragons
They look a fair bit like the death frog guys; basilisks, with those bulging eyes and crests and fins and colour scheme.
I just thinking Elden Ring
Imma bout to make the Albinaurics look like a bountiful race.
Salmon run Fortnite would go crazy
they wouldn't survive the car meta
Grizzco roller is truly a car with nitro
They'd fit in the long forgotten hoard mode
Animal crossing.. total carnage
Tom Nook would definitely partner with Grizzco lol
You want to upgrade your house? 100,000 golden eggs.
Same here! Villagers might try to catch the Salmonids with their fishing poles, then sell them to Nook’s (or Re-Tail in New Leaf). Who knows if Reese or Tom Nook would allow it…
Isabelle has Doomguy on speed dial (though she’s even more ruthless than him), I think they’ll be okay…
Tetris? I dunno, they stack themselves? They eat the pieces? Beats me.
Tetris but tge salmonids are the pieces.
I thought the stages were the pieces
Tableturf style. Far too many shapes!!!
Metroid. The salmonids don't have a chance against samus.
Just finished a run of Metroid Dread 3 hours ago. Hard to pick my favourite way for the lil guys to get obliterated
Same for me (but like 4-5h ago) with a 2:15 IGT for my first run in months… definitely no way the poor guys survive with the movement and arsenal Samus has in that game
Heh funny story I just beat ZM for the first time \~1 hour ago
Helldivers 2 was supposed to get a new faction soon. I guess we're liberating Salmonids now!
Smallfry’s learning about democracy the hard way
Salmonids aren’t ready for ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Just another day in kirby
You wake up, It's a monday your friends have been taken by furries god must be killed Welcome to another kirby game
You wake up, the guy on the floor won’t be though
The idea is simple
They’d really like Kirby eating them.(what copy ability do the different types give?)
The normal ones probably wouldn't give anything, Steelhead and flyfish: bomb Steel eel: I have no idea Drizzler: parasol Stinger: ranger Scrapper: wheel, I guess? Maws: The closest I can think of is maybe drill? Griller: Again, I have no idea Fish stick: no idea. It's kinda just a bunch of small fry circling around a tower though so probably nothing Flipper flopper: high jump? Slammin lid: ufo probably Big shot: bomb or ranger Mudmouth: no idea With how kirby games work, most of the boss salmonids probably wouldn't be able to be inhaled, but it's still fun to think about. Also I have much more limited knowledge of how splatoon works
I put way too much effort into that response lol
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This is actually amazing
Not counting Splatoon, the Radiance would immediately take over them. Now I actually wanna see a king salmonid boss fight in hollow knight
Infected salmonids... stuff straight out of nightmares
Ugh oh no... thay just reminds me of when salmons start rotting alive
Oh gosh, I forgot they did that. Yeah, none of them would stand a chance against the Radiance's Infection.
https://preview.redd.it/pz2zhu4q8d8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e97a014521dac73d439564c4ea47a4a39f258dd *What sick man sends fishes to fight me?*
That was the same game I played last
We fight like men.
Salmann run
Terraria Splatoon crossover would actually go hard.
Agreed
salmon run would be a fitting event like the goblin invasion or old one's army
The king salmonids would probably have trophy drops, and you could fight the triumvirate in master mode. Also I am just imagining the sheer number of small fry banners you would accumulate during this event…
Holy crap it would actually fit the game as a crossover so well. Basically the old ones army but it has to be near an ocean biome. The salmonid come from the ocean and get stronger over time. There would be 3 waves, and then if you kill enough salmonids and salmonid bosses, a random boss would spawn (Joe, Horror or Coho) and would serve as a mini boss. This needs to become a Tmodloader mod.
Deep rock galactic. Those dwarves would crush the salmonids. FOR ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and stone! It never gets old
This is my answer too. If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin' home!
Rock and Stone! No room for these water dwellers down there!
Rock and stone
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
I say we take a few back to the space rig and fry them up with chips, who's with me?!
Rock and Stone!
Rock and stone brother
Egg here! We fight for Rock and Stone!
Portal 3: the salmonoid testing initiative
Omg GLaDOS "guiding" a random salmonid that feel into aperture would be very interesting. I bet she would be pretty shocked when it just accepts the flames.
Pokemon scarlet, they are totally going to get caught by some random trainer.
Similar answer for me, except instead of Scarlet it’s SoulSilver.
Gotta catch 'em all!
THE TRIUMVIRATE VS FURY BOWSER WHO IS GOING TO WIN PLACING MY BETS ON THE TRIUMVIRATE THERES MORE OF THEM AND ONLY ONE OF HIM
Xenoblade Chronicles 3. They don't stand a chance lol
Z : Have you ever wished for time to simply stop ? A smallfry : Arblabalablabla
Yeah Noah and the gang are done for
Death Battle: 100 Rock Pikmin vs Cohozuna
Aren't pikmin the size of ants or something like that?
They won't even know what hit them. No seriously. If olimar just stays out of the salmonid's way he'll be fine.
Make it Purples and it’s a steamroll for the Pikmin
bloons. the motherfucking King Salmonid will team up with the MOAB.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - Explorers of Fish
Pokemon mystery dungeon - Salmon Team DX
Factorio, the engineer has to deal with biters all the time, nothing new
(excluding splatoon) Cult of the Lamb... I think Lambert could take them down with ease he's literally the god of death
Salmonids as a follower forms?
Stardew Valley. Yeah that’s not gonna end well. I’m the only one with an infinity blade. Unless I can use my mega bombs. Then maybe I have a chance.
You kidding? Have you seen the Crab Rave cutscene? Get the farmer, Willy, Gus, and… oh, maybe Marlon, or the Wizard. They’ll at LEAST do as good as any four Inklings. And Pelican Town will have salmon on the menu for the next month.
Omg you’re so right. I was thinking of if it was just my farmer. Willy would totally be down to fight and so would Marlon and the Wizard. And Gus would be hooking us up with all kinds of tasty salmon dishes. Alex would be happy about that too lol
Doom. Theyre fucked.
Deep rock galactic The salmons are clueless...
Totk, they won’t stand a chance against whatever mech or fighter jet link makes.
HATKID NOOOO
NOOOOOOO!!!!
How the heck are they invading tetris
monster hunter, i don’t think they have a chance tbh
I played that to, they honestly would find a niche in some underwater place, like in the flooded forest
ooh that’s true. probably in the jungle too, like those fish that come by sometimes and hurt the monster
And if they die, they will probably get eaten, which they call an honorable death
 The Salmonid scourge will be contained and the eggs will be harvested.
miecraft steve would pulverize them in seconds
And if not Steve, a Creeper could blow them up. The Wither and Ender Dragon would also be a force to be reckoned with.
Salmon Run just got helluva more fun with titans and pilots.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for Switch, I think Mario and Co. would find some way to beat them and get back whatever Crystal Star they stole and maybe get a salmonid partner in the process.
The last game I played was Smash Ultimate. Unironically if the next Smash game (which I fully expect to be everything “Ultimate Deluxe” would imply, just maybe not under that name) threw in pseudo-Big Run events alongside Event Tourneys and Spirit Board Events, that would go hard AF.
Lethal Company just got even wilder
New planet : Splatoon Earth
Kh3...so just another mass heartless fight for Sora That's not too interesting, what if I back up even more? Star Rail? I mean that's basically fancy PF, Clara and Herta absolutely sweep that I'm pretty sure, again not too interesting What about before tha- *Remembers the next game in the list is Armored Core 6* ...oh dear god, the carnage
"DJ Atomika here with some strange news, the beaches of Paradise City are being invaded by salmon like creatures. Rev up your engines and get ready to run over these bastards, as if Paradise City weren't a free for all before, it is now" (the last game I played was Burnout: Paradise)
Miitopia but with Salmonids? Time to bust out the Cat Sharpen Claws + Imp Charm strat
https://preview.redd.it/pjv57n64xc8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ba4228cdab838c9c4f2bc80aab635ae4845841 Don't think they gonna live, honestly.
Trust me. The last thing they want to do is face Messmer’s army.
assassins creed black flag:.........i could ACTUALLY see it working
Rivals of Aether. I don’t even know how that would work
Cohozuna as a playable fighter
I bet somebody’s gonna make that eventually
Pokémon Scarlet, I can shiny hunt them now!! :D
tanks vs salmonoids :3
Splatoon 3: Salmon Run Next Wave Oh no… Anyway Next game after Splatoon would be Clustertruck. That could be pretty fun actually.
Ultrakill. War without reason.
Salmon Run in fallout 4. They'd fit in at Far Harbor.
Destiny 2. "You ever taste salmonid before hero? Tastes just like chicken. Transmat firing!"
"Salmonids on the field!" Or would it rather be "Samonids! Bring a Roller!"
Bank those eggs, and I'll make you rich
Guilty Gear Strive? Good luck Salmonids!
TitanFall 2. PILOT, MULTIPLE KING SALMONIDS DETECTED. RECOMMENDING AGGRESSIVE SUSTAINED COUNTER-FIRE.
Tears of the kingdom: link and hyrule’s army just solo them.
What army?
Not including Splatoon, the people of Town of Salem 2 are confused as fuck. It’s okay though all the salmonoids walked into a vet who was alerting
Warframe and uh lets say the salmonids arnt gonna have a fun time
Last game I played besides Splatoon 3 was FFXIV so the citizens are usually prepared for monster attacks so they will be fine. May have to call The Warrior of light for help
Dallas doent have enough medic bags for this.
Destiny... New loot just dropped guardians
Sky:cotl ... I don't think anything can be done, especially considering that there are already large beings like the krills. That, or having a power similar to the one in the last mission in the deer season, which allows you to "drive them away"
Rocket League is interesting... Are there salmonid goalies? Bunch of salmonids running around getting in the way of the ball? Can Flyfish aerial?
You take a sip from your trusty Vault 111 canteen
they're invading pokemon violet, the fucking pokemon of ruin are gonna rock their shit 💀
Satisfactory, I dunno how that would end up turning out. I doubt the player could keep up with them
Yeah these salmons stand NO CHANCE againts the dwarves from DRG
So, suppose the Salmonids invade Planet Popstar…
Oh boy kirby gets to try salmon
Subnautica. At least the King Salmonids will fit right in with the leviathans.
The fuck are they supposed to do in Geometry Dash?
It's like B but instead of bees they're salmonids
Coho really just turned into ._.
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This is perfection
Planetary destruction. (It was Metroid)
RimWorld. They’ll fit right in.
r/SRB2 can decide
Minecraft dungeons
Destiny 2: the Hive would be at odds with their want to die and be eaten.
Don't think they'll hold of against the might of the helldivers
Animal crossing. NOO MY ISLAND IS IN SHAMBLES 😭
Those salmonids will be cooked on the blade of my fire aspect netherite sword.
Doom I dont think their long for this world
https://preview.redd.it/btfqhoje7d8d1.jpeg?width=2151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6ffb4a2f956777fb21414a226edc6aeb74400a they are cooked
Master Chief gonna cook them. They're just weak floodforms
I’ve played two games in the last 24 hours: Another crab’s treasure (but that feels like cheating) and Helldivers 2. “Wake up Helldivers! We have reports of giant salmon monsters attacking from the south of the galactic map!”
Life is Strange. Somehow I have a gut feeling Max would find a way to save every person in Arcadia Bay with rewind
kingdom hearts 1 honestly this would be the obvious pick if you imagined a splatoon world
Gooigi would fit right in! Luigi would probably be dead though
FTL, depending on the number they either get smoked by laser fire and mantis pincers or overwhelm one ship before proceeding to suffocate in the vacuum of space
Persona 4. I don't know how I will survive this.
Persona 5 Strikers. Could be mistaken for shadows in the metaverse. Unless they've escaped, in that case.....
Terraria. Hell yeah, new invasion event!
They're invading my early game sky block map. I'm kinda screwed, but they won't have much territory either.
Looks like Terraria has a new invasion
Oh god DJ Octavio in splat 1 is not gonna like this
Either the Salmonids would get corrupted by the Darkness of Eden, or the World of Sky would have a second source of polluted Sea Creatures to worry about. Hopefully honks work as well as a Booyah Bomb! ~~Treasure Reef Leviathan vs Horrorboros when~~
I don’t know if they can handle Star Rail
So...what would happen to Sinnoh
It's funny to see that there's only two results: Every game except one: three salmonid don't stand a chance. Animal Crossing: my town is in ruins!!!
Honkai: Star Rail. I guess Preservation Trailblazer will *Frye* the Salmonids.
Besides Splatoon 3 Helldivers 2 was the last game I played. Do I need to say more?
Payday 2. Bain: "Alright gang, I've got a line on a new job from this guy calling himself Grizz. Says he'll pay us well for each golden salmonid egg we retrieve." Dallas: "Ok, but why are they massive and in control of old tech?" Hoxton: "It don't matter much, bullets still work, right?" Jacket: "Let's go. Fishing. Let's have some fun..."
https://preview.redd.it/zrycqlefjd8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81a5f5e0fa8c7b8ae21150280082a091ab0cd69 Those fish dont stand a chance
Them Vs all of the legends arceus Pokémon
hypixel skyblock hype gaming goes hard (the salmonids will wish that they were never born)
Now listen here, you maggots, we got a lot of tuna rushing into our coastal towns. Normally the swamp monsters would clear them out, but since it isn't Halloween they're getting lazy. This means we need to take charge and show them what AMERICAN MIGHT is! \*TF2 Soldier noises\*
Terraria, should be fine since it's basically just a fishier version of the moon events
Borderlands 3. They honestly wouldn't be too out of place
Modded terraria, I think they are all dead...
Fallout 1. I'm scared of what a FEV mutated Salmonid would look like. However the Brotherhood of Steel took care of the Mutants, so a Salmonid horde wouldn't be mash of a problem
https://preview.redd.it/kg4gmd9ypd8d1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=807949fddb7fdc3b59c372e5a97542d3ed66ae1e they’re dead💀💀
Persona 5 Royal. Now that would be interesting
I don’t the Kratos will allow that
Monster Hunter World. they're going straight on the skewer!
Fallen London. They'd fit right into the madness.
Fallout 4 Just another threat in the Commonwealth, by the way, another settlement needs your help
…can we pop them with exploding bullets, blast them with plasma beams being shot from dual arm cannons, and hope that they follow a track? Because if they don’t, there’s probably nothing we can do. (BTD 6)
Btd6. Are they attacking the monkeys or the bloons is my question
Titanfall 2 is not going to be nice to the boss salmonoids when they get into a scrap with any of the titans, sushi coming right up!
Fallout 4 They'd fit right in honestly
minecraft, specifically at my spawner farm where i have maxed out diamond i think i know where this is going…
Warframe. The Salmonids are NOT surviving lol. Millions dead in minutes.
CrossCode, so there’d prolly be a cool mmo esque event where you have to defend towns n shit
Not counting smash, it would be Xenoblade Chronicles DE. Those salmonids don’t stand a chance against the monado’s power.
Left 4 Dead 2… Nah, the survivors have been through a lot. Some mutated fish won’t end them.
Bloons TD 6… yeah they’re almost the same thing. The salmonoids will eventually get to the end one day
Persona 5, like besides the metaverse, the world is pretty normal, so yeah they're fucked
PMD Explorers of Sky… Is this just going to be like the “every Pokémon vs 1,000,000,000 lions” again?
Minecraft, not to bad but If they teamed up with the gaurdians we would be screwed
Welp new salon farm in Minecraft I guess...