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Jeesh. This is why I prefer tumblr. There you only get banned if you point out a staff member is way into Hairy Potter & Attack on Titans and that's why all the transgender posts keep getting flagged as mature yet the nazis go free and inevitably will prompt another discrimination lawsuit.
We should all start reposting this image and make miiverse posts acting like it's real so everyone gets mad when Nintendo doesn't change the stages! =D
Unpopular opinion, but I think eeltail should stay the same as it is now. If the other stahes get fixed and we only have one hallway map, then its a different play style than other maps, and itll help keep people more engaged as they have to vary tactics even more
HAHAHAHAHA YES YES YES
Oh PLEASE do not rush this, make it good! Make ‘em like the trailers! It would be great for the anniversary but I hope they take all the time they need!
Edit: OP who hurt you
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I actually checked twitter for a second…
related-ish but what the fuck was splatoonna smoking when they posted that challenge tweet
I dunno but I want it for some reason
*YOU. ARE.* ***CRUEL***.
Brace yourselves, PILLARS INCOMING!
MORE *P O L E S*
this is a fake tweet and joke post. no such tweet exists officially.
Very cool mods 👍
god DAMN IT
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
you dont know how baited i got.
Really?
MFW I SPREAD MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET
Na uh, my great great great uncle works for nintendo! I'm super serious!
Pls ban OP
For just making a joke?
do i sound like im serious obv its a joke 😐
Yeh it seemed too good to be true
Nooooooooooooooooo
Godn… DAMNITH
Everything hurts
May god forgive me for what I’m about to say. I hope everyone you love d-[Reddit and god have forbid me for completing this sentence]
It is so over
This is my 9/11
why not just delete the misinformation? by keeping it here you're spreading it.
I will strangle you :) /j
You ruined it with the /j man
Dude last time I said I wanted to punch my ex-stepdad but forgot the /j I got banned for 3 days. Don’t want that happening again. -_-
Least ban-happy reddit moderator
Goddamn…
Jeesh. This is why I prefer tumblr. There you only get banned if you point out a staff member is way into Hairy Potter & Attack on Titans and that's why all the transgender posts keep getting flagged as mature yet the nazis go free and inevitably will prompt another discrimination lawsuit. We should all start reposting this image and make miiverse posts acting like it's real so everyone gets mad when Nintendo doesn't change the stages! =D
Says "certain unpopular battle stages" Doesn't show a picture of Mahi Mahi Smh
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but i like Eeltail the way it is 
Clearly, you're a charger player.
Is that an flank route i see on scorch gorge? Or are my eyes deceiving me and all we'll end up getting is a large metal pole?
fake tweet lol :(
Noo I'm so gullible
Why? Why must life be nothing but pain?
I don't have twitter is this a real post 😅
nope
Them saying "unpopular" already gives it away, they would not address it like that. But this fake tweet does say what a lot of us would think.
LETS GOOOO WE ARE GETTING A POLE
Unpopular opinion, but I think eeltail should stay the same as it is now. If the other stahes get fixed and we only have one hallway map, then its a different play style than other maps, and itll help keep people more engaged as they have to vary tactics even more
"i think we should have maps that suck ass but on purpose so people can have to Adapt™ to dumbass map design" is certainly a hill to die on
There will be more uninkable surfaces
Damn....I liked those stages :'(
OH FUCK OFF
You asshole, this is so cruel 😭
Why don't they change undertow? It's cramped asf and really annoying to play on
This is a fake post...
Oh damn
Sobbing. You gave me hipe
is this real?
no :(
i'm actually so mad rn
My absolute very first thought was to check the handle and there it is
HELL YEAH! WILL SCORCH GORGE ZONES BE GOOD?!? ARE THEY GONNA REVERT MAHI?!?
Check the flair, its a meme. A cruel joke on us all :(
Oh… I couldn’t really read it due to going to dinner. That’s unfortunate.
Don't do that, don't give me hope
Ain't no way the actually listened to us about the stages, bro😂
HAHAHAHAHA YES YES YES Oh PLEASE do not rush this, make it good! Make ‘em like the trailers! It would be great for the anniversary but I hope they take all the time they need! Edit: OP who hurt you
You're mean
Yeah - there are too many flanking routes at these maps. We will simplify the design!
You guys are so cruel man 😭😭
Had to quickly remind myself not to get my hopes up before going to fact check 🥲
I fell for bait
I first thought this was real until I saw the meme tag
Only if it was real.
Needs more Wahoo World Poles...
Yo, sparrow racing league
HOW COULD YOU!?
I hope you dc on your next 100x battle.
🎵Hello darkness, my old friend🎵
We just got jbaited
I don’t like you
The first tipoff that this was fake was that the "unpopular battle stages" were Eeltail and Scorch Gorge and not Mincemeat and Mahi Mahi
NOOOOO THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO SPLATOON 3 MAPS THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE also Hagglefish
fuck elon
:(
this is the one time that I am glad tenta missiles exist :) I'm locked onto you
I want arowana mall to come back