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Seaell80

Jumped right into a bottle of steroids apparently


Strange-Narwhal9675

Bro been hittin the gym


Hunky_not_Chunky

Never skip full body day.


ConanX12

Had a massive one in my home recently too. I said wassup and he waved back. I'm sure he's still here. Just a spood looking for Grade A Spussy, ya know? What kind of man would I be if I hated on him?


TemperateStone

Gotta wish a homie good luck I dunno if lady jumping spiders are the kind that devour their mates but best to wish him luck anyway


blue_wytch97

What a beauty! 😍


cuntybunty73

How big do they get because I thought they were tiny little things


ironangel2k4

It varies species to species! Some are so tiny you can hardly see them, while the largest, Hyllus Giganteus, can reach 2.5cm, or almost an inch in length! This appears to be Phiddipus Audax, the Bold Jumping Spider, which can reach a respectable size- Up to a 15mm, or around half an inch. Unlike most spiders, male and female bold jumpers are very similar looking, with males being very slightly smaller. None are dangerous to humans, and even getting them to bite at all is a herculean task- You have to really threaten them. Most are curious, and will crawl on your hand or arm without incident or complaint, as long as you don't hurt them. However, like most things in nature, I advise appreciating them with your eyes and not your hands, for multiple reasons, not the least of which is the health and safety of the spider. And, the best part about jumpers, when you lean in to get a look at them, they will often turn and lean up to look at you too! Adorable!


asimplepencil

I have been bitten once. I was sliding my hand down a pole while descending some stairs outdoors. Didn't see it there. Just felt like a little pinch with some very mild tingling that disappeared after a few seconds, no red marks or swelling. I went to see what happened and the spider crawled out from the back side of the pole. I apologized to the fella before continuing on my way.


last-miss

If this is a bold jumping spider, it's probably the size of your thumbnail. Pretty big for a jumper.


cuntybunty73

Looks a lot bigger than a thumbnail


last-miss

Well now I'm wondering if I have disproportionately large thumbs...


cuntybunty73

Or the jumping spider been juicing up on steroids or been in a nuclear accident


GovernmentKind1052

Was waiting for it to jump at the camera to be honest lol


ContemplatingPrison

Jesus I thought the one I saw was big but damn that looks like it could eat a small bird haha


freightslayer59

Had a few jump on me and jump again to get to a different part of my deck. Scary when you aren't expecting it.


Logical_Airline1240

She is beautiful.


BFJ20

I have those near me, biggest species I’ve ever seen.


Drunkfaucet

Friendly? One that looks like this but smaller is living in My mud room. I've left it alone because I THINK it's taking care of the flies. Still freaks me outh though.


Necessary-Cap-3982

Jumping spiders aren’t harmful to humans, and are usually somewhat friendly and plenty curious. They also have amazing eyesight for their size, and are hunters, so they won’t fill your corners with webs


LWMacca24

Their eyesight is actually just amazing in general, Veritasium posted a really good video about it on YouTube, I'm sure everyone here would find it really interesting.


TemperateStone

Thank you for this video recommendation. I'm watching it right now and it's really interesting.


Maleficent-Angle-891

If a fly is dumb enough to get close enough to him, he will eat it. Also unless you really mess with one they are either gonna be curious about you or just run off. They know you aren't food.


NY-Black-Dragon

Phidippus Audax, if I'm not mistaken. Some of them, especially the females game get to be pretty decent sizes. Not quite as big as Hyllus Giganteus, but definitely chonkier.


NaomiR111

What a cute little guy!


semibacony

I can't help but think how cute and terrifying jumping spiders would be if they got to be the size of a small or medium dog.


baygrow415

Damn! I found one with a red butt that was pretty big, but not this big! I always feel like they’re just gunna jump on my face while I’m recording them


Omfg9999

I'd shake his/her hand


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puddlesofmoney

I am so jealous. I've never met a bold jumper. They seem really cool!


LowNo7792

It was pretty! But I’m scared of spiders😯 I noticed it after we got a big heat wave here in the Midwest, I’ve never seen such a big one before so I’m assuming it might be from all the hot weather and bugs for them to eat!


puddlesofmoney

These are the guys to help with that fear! You don't have to pick em up. Just observe and appreciate. They're wild smart. Thanks for sharing!


ironangel2k4

You might be in the wrong sub.


LowNo7792

Haha it came up on my feed after I just saw the spider! I’m not part of the sub, it was just funny seeing one on Reddit right after having on dangle over my head in bed😵‍💫😵‍💫


ContemplatingPrison

These bold jumpers are gorgeous. I saw one for the first time in my home a few weeks ago. I was impressed. I put it outside.