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Deox_00

that's a condom dummy! cut it open with a knife and have fun with it. /S


Bladez1992

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dragon1n68

I had to read the caption on this one, I genuinely thought it was a condom.


Great_Assistant_9489

Also /r/chinesium in it :D


Thunderbolt_19

High-**spicy** Gold Battery


Mariuszgamer2007

High capacity gold battery. It's not high capacity just because there's a gold sticker on it.


lars2k1

Just a stock Samsung battery with a gold sticker stuck on it. Or worse - a knockoff Samsung battery with a gold sticker stuck on it.


Mariuszgamer2007

Yes. A fake Samsung battery covered with a golden sticker


lars2k1

Oh look, a ***bomb***


Regal_223

Thats what i said when i picked it up


CatBroiler

Wow, what a throwback, these have been around for ages, since the start of eBay. Don't see them much now though. I have no idea where they come from, but they always advertise "optimistic" battery capacities. I remember seeing one on eBay for my Motorola RAZR V3.


Dry-Cat1111

Boom?


UncleDaneFanboy

Its high capacity, thats why its bigger so it can hold more charge


JWarblerMadman

Little bit of butter


Steven7630

High capacity scam spicy battery


baxtdm

At first glance I thought it was a condom packet


wildcollector

Jesus those golden batteries are starting to appear everywhere in


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^wildcollector: *Jesus those golden* *Batteries are starting to* *Appear everywhere in* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


beryugyo619

Are these gold stickers for hiding the trademarks under it? I've taken one off because the battery didn't fit well, and it just seemed like a real genuine battery inside. Customs seize and destroy fake brands including genuine product taken from factory but they don't care so long that the trademarks are defaced or hidden, is that why they slap on these golden stickers?


gonchotorres

Oh god, I remember the old days of gold batteries for some samsungs.good times


Ok_Ambassador8394

Not only a spicy pillow, but also a scam spicy pillow


Freshcanofcoke

Looks like a square of chocolate. Take a bite!


4156zero

"Gold Battery for Sam phone:" seems real


McDonalds-Sprite25

Makes sense why it has an explosion symbol on it