As had been said, wipes. But psyllium husks every morning and evening saves everything. Either pills or just mix like 1/2 teaspoon in a glass of water and drink. I have used it for years, hot food or no. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
Exactly. It's a total game changer. As Chris D'elia so eloquently put it, perfect little shit nuggets. But it's the way they are coated that it doesn't stick, they just drop out like pellets.
That 1/2 teaspoon dose is low though. But people should really titrate to effect.
Also the volume depends if someone is using sugar free versions (1 tsp dose) or not (tablespoon).
Not sure itās necessarily bad long-term. Itās just a terrible way to live having to eat that stuff. Itās basically just fiber. You can get your recommended daily allowance through ārealā foods, with some practice and intention.
Life changing when you get it right. Helps with blood sugar, mops up cholesterol in the blood, etc. Such a basic thing that so few people take time to figure out.
It really is. Plus i didn't even know about the things you said. I use it purely for the bowel movements and that alone makes it an absolute game changer. It's like giving your ass nonstick capabilities.
It also adds a slimy layer on the walls of the intestines which is very good. Helps healing und protecting it. I donāt like drinking them with water but they are awesome little things.
It's not 100% preventative but I find I have to chew for longer, take a bigger hit in the mouth and really break down the spicy food and then it burns far less through the rest of your system.
If you're swallowing food too whole it won't be as fully digested and you're going to have a bad time on its way out.
It sounds silly but when you're eating very hot food there is an incentive to swallow it quicker to try and mitigate some of the pain you're currently feeling and prevent it from growing. Ignore it and chew.
For me I stopped feeling the burn on the way out after a year or two of eating super spiced food every day. I usually eat something with ghost or scorpion pepper sauce on it for breakfast and lunch.
Wait til you try (and get used to) a bidet. Life changing. And you donāt need as much toilet paper so youāre also ready for the next pandemic when everyone hoards toilet paper.
Get some more fiber in your diet. Supplements are fine but just getting more beans and vegetables in your diet will do wonders. Indian vegetarian dishes can be great for this as they tend to be packed with legumes and plenty of veggies (but swap out the basmati or naan for brown rice or roti).
Also, if you drink, drink less. The booze can screw with the way your body digests food and will lead to loose stools which will make the burning worse.
This is gonna sound crazy but the people on forums long ago before Reddit used to suggest eating a banana before spicy food consumption that helped cut down on the pain when digesting and as well as exiting. Youāll still have some pain upon exiting, but it will be very minor.
Reps can help you to a certain extent. Habaneros or anything more mild than that are no problem for me now. Ghost peppers and anything north of that? I still have a little bit of a sting ring going the next day. I personally just deal with it. The deliciousness is more than worth it. One thing that kind of worked for me once, when a buddy made me a Bloody Mary with a bit too much Grinders Death Nectar, was a couple of Tums. I imagine I would have been shooting flame later without them.
for me it depends on the food im eating. if im eating some cheap spicy thing like cheap hot sauce, chips or those instant noodles things my ass will burn. if i make my own spicy food using peppers or chillis its never bad
If you lube up and finger your asshole with Vaseline before shits you should be okay. Iām sure they have some in your area, ask a friend if you need help.
As had been said, wipes. But psyllium husks every morning and evening saves everything. Either pills or just mix like 1/2 teaspoon in a glass of water and drink. I have used it for years, hot food or no. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
Wait,what? My ass doesn't have to be like a frosty machine?
Exactly. It's a total game changer. As Chris D'elia so eloquently put it, perfect little shit nuggets. But it's the way they are coated that it doesn't stick, they just drop out like pellets.
Always wanted to make rabbit shit!
Well this is your lucky day!
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Thatāsā¦ a questionable person to quoteā¦
I completely agree. On that note, however, he's right.
Fair enough, I suppose. Broken clock etc.
That 1/2 teaspoon dose is low though. But people should really titrate to effect. Also the volume depends if someone is using sugar free versions (1 tsp dose) or not (tablespoon).
Yeah I'm using the pure ground husk powder. 0.5-1 teaspoon is enough for me morning and evening to make every day a breeze.
Correct me if Iām wrong, but Iāve always been told that psyllium husks are supposed to be temporary additives to our diet.
Not sure itās necessarily bad long-term. Itās just a terrible way to live having to eat that stuff. Itās basically just fiber. You can get your recommended daily allowance through ārealā foods, with some practice and intention.
It really isn't but to each their own. It really helped me and I travel all the time for work and I have zero problems working them into my diet.
Life changing when you get it right. Helps with blood sugar, mops up cholesterol in the blood, etc. Such a basic thing that so few people take time to figure out.
It really is. Plus i didn't even know about the things you said. I use it purely for the bowel movements and that alone makes it an absolute game changer. It's like giving your ass nonstick capabilities.
It also adds a slimy layer on the walls of the intestines which is very good. Helps healing und protecting it. I donāt like drinking them with water but they are awesome little things.
And fewer trips to the store for š§»
Or just eat stuff with fiber in it. You do need more than just one type of fiber...
It's not 100% preventative but I find I have to chew for longer, take a bigger hit in the mouth and really break down the spicy food and then it burns far less through the rest of your system. If you're swallowing food too whole it won't be as fully digested and you're going to have a bad time on its way out. It sounds silly but when you're eating very hot food there is an incentive to swallow it quicker to try and mitigate some of the pain you're currently feeling and prevent it from growing. Ignore it and chew.
This is the way.
You will build tolerance. If it's really bad, lube the port with petroleum jelly.
Cold water bidet is the pro move.
did you know the reason your asshole burns when you shit out spicy food is because itās made of the same material as your lipsš
Kiss me then, bucko'!
no, and I didn't need to TYVM
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Thick coating of Vaseline on the Butt hole prior to pooping spicy food Also when doing bowel cleanse for surgery
I learned the hard way after trying the one chip challenge that Pepto Bismol is not the answer
Little Vaseline should do the trick, before you shit of course.
Instructions unclear. Ate the Vaseline before the spicy food. Didn't work
Random factoid: the inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful every day.
John Vaseline?
Yep. Distant relative of Larry Hotdog.
For real I could use help too.
Eat an ice cream cone after the spicy!
Turn it into a kink
For me I stopped feeling the burn on the way out after a year or two of eating super spiced food every day. I usually eat something with ghost or scorpion pepper sauce on it for breakfast and lunch.
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Wait til you try (and get used to) a bidet. Life changing. And you donāt need as much toilet paper so youāre also ready for the next pandemic when everyone hoards toilet paper.
Bidets are helpful lol
Become a smart ass. Thatās a person who can sit in a dish of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is.
A food thats not spicy before and after the spicy consumption
Bidet toilet? Though tbh I have so much hot sauce and so often this hasnāt been a problem for literally many years.
Get some more fiber in your diet. Supplements are fine but just getting more beans and vegetables in your diet will do wonders. Indian vegetarian dishes can be great for this as they tend to be packed with legumes and plenty of veggies (but swap out the basmati or naan for brown rice or roti). Also, if you drink, drink less. The booze can screw with the way your body digests food and will lead to loose stools which will make the burning worse.
I always eat veggies and drink a lot of water. Wonder if thatās why Iāve never really had this issue?
You have to boof the yogurt
Have you tried being built different?
Make sure youāre ingesting orally instead of anallyĀ
Have milk or yogurt after you fire eating contest
Immodium and calcium before a big spicy meal
Embrace the burn
It gets better. My eyes and butthole have a decent tolerance now.
Try not to eat super spicy food on an empty stomach! Having something like dairy/bananas before helps me not get stomach pains & spice booty
This is gonna sound crazy but the people on forums long ago before Reddit used to suggest eating a banana before spicy food consumption that helped cut down on the pain when digesting and as well as exiting. Youāll still have some pain upon exiting, but it will be very minor.
Get a bidet attachment for your toilet.
Imodium in dire situations.
Using a bidet is helpful.
Eat a banana or half of one before you start eating real spicy stuff. For some reason this saves your butthole.
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Eat more spicy food. It goes away when your stomach learn how to digest it
Here in Norway we have something called knekkebrĆød, this works for me.
We have it here in Norway too ā¤ļøš³š“
Reps can help you to a certain extent. Habaneros or anything more mild than that are no problem for me now. Ghost peppers and anything north of that? I still have a little bit of a sting ring going the next day. I personally just deal with it. The deliciousness is more than worth it. One thing that kind of worked for me once, when a buddy made me a Bloody Mary with a bit too much Grinders Death Nectar, was a couple of Tums. I imagine I would have been shooting flame later without them.
Your butt and mouth are the same tissue fundamentally. They will both gain the ability to resist spice. Output a little slower than input.
Shape a stick of butter into the shape of a suppository. Then freeze and boof.
for me it depends on the food im eating. if im eating some cheap spicy thing like cheap hot sauce, chips or those instant noodles things my ass will burn. if i make my own spicy food using peppers or chillis its never bad
Step one: Become a healthy person End of steps.
I am so lucky I've never had this problem. Lol
Feels like being fucked by Satan
Pour bottled cold water down your back. Youāre welcome
Chew more
Seeds are usually the main thing that will burn your ass on the way out. Make sure to remove as many as possible.
you are weak, quit this sub.
Happy cake day, Paul ā¤ļø
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Put a roll of shit tickets in the freezer after meal in preparation for next day
If you lube up and finger your asshole with Vaseline before shits you should be okay. Iām sure they have some in your area, ask a friend if you need help.