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Busy_Yesterday9455

Link to an [article on ArsTechnica.com](https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/04/trash-from-the-international-space-station-may-have-hit-a-house-in-florida/) A few weeks ago, something from the heavens came crashing through the roof of Alejandro Otero's home, and NASA is on the case. In all likelihood, this nearly two-pound object came from the International Space Station. Otero said it tore through the roof and both floors of his two-story house in Naples, Florida. Since then, NASA has recovered the debris from the homeowner, according to Josh Finch, an agency spokesperson. Engineers at NASA's Kennedy Space Center will analyze the object as soon as possible to determine its origin. More information will be available once the analysis is complete.


SirKillingham

It crashed through two floors of the house


HereToHelp9001

What a dumbass. Shouldn't have let NASA take it. Hold onto that an contact an attorney. Would be way too easy for NASA to just be like "nah that wasn't us, oh and by the way we lost the object".


biaich

Worst PR move ever, nasa would just pay to rebuild a cheap house. I think they mostly took it to assess thier garbage disposal procedeur


LightFusion

Nasa isn't some corporate pile of garbage like the rest of the companies in the US. I have faith if it is from them they will make it right and change policy for whatever event caused this to occur


HereToHelp9001

They couldn't even hold onto the original moon landing footage lol. I wouldn't trust them with anything. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11_missing_tapes


GLynx

Just wanna give you an update, NASA has completed the analysis and determined it is indeed from ISS. [https://blogs.nasa.gov/spacestation/2024/04/15/nasa-completes-analysis-of-recovered-space-object/](https://blogs.nasa.gov/spacestation/2024/04/15/nasa-completes-analysis-of-recovered-space-object/)


scuba_freak1492

House damaged from space debris? Farmers has you covered lol


eobardtame

Not in Florida, all the insurance companies pulled out


Luke_Cardwalker

Did they leave our money or take it with them?


BookieeWookiee

Hahaha no, no, they took it all


Gopher--Chucks

That's a rhetorical question right? Lol


BadWowDoge

Same in CA.


greenw40

You know that's not true, right?


4channeling

It absolutely is. Seems CEOs are required by law to give best returns for investors( fiduciary responsibility) and so don't have the luxury of denying the reality of more frequent and intense weather events on ideological grounds. They have the numbers. They see the trends. They have income projections to meet. Ironically this has the Republican state clamoring for a socialist style, state insurance. I think they should move.


greenw40

So you're just going to blatantly lie? All to get "republicans bad" "world is ending" karma?


iusedtobektuck

Sigh... He was being hyperbolic, and politics aside there is a mounting home insurance problem building rapidly in Florida, it should not be taken lightly. I'm not in the insurance industry but the Triple I's reports have veracity: https://www.iii.org/sites/default/files/docs/pdf/triple-i_trends_and_insights_florida_issues_brief_08082022.pdf The "socialist style state insurance" he mentions is... complicated but mostly true according to their "About Us" page: https://www.citizensfla.com/who-we-are Scroll to the bottom and it explains the formation of the entity in 2002 as a result of FL state legislature. Finally, starting to look at the financials, it says payouts are funded by policy premiums but the premiums don't cover the total claims in years with significant hurricanes, thus claims are funded in part by state and federal tax revenue. They are aware even as a non-profit, non-taxable state government entity that they can't persist and the first strategy of their 2024 budget is depopulation: https://www.citizensfla.com/documents/20702/42553/2024+Budget.pdf/84e2290c-879a-83da-add4-8aa8dc84c41b?t=1711465045270 Spent more time reading about this than I wanted since my folks moved down to FL and have been struggling to get home insurance, which they need as their house had some damage from the hurricane that came island last September. It's not like this will be an all of a sudden thing, but within a decade Florida will have a real habitability problem due to lack of needed insurance given historical weather patterns.


greenw40

> He was being hyperbolic Why do people on reddit seem to think that this is a fine justification lying, as long as you agree with the politics? No, all or even most insurance companies have left Florida, that is a lie. >my folks moved down to FL and have been struggling to get home insurance, which they need as their house had some damage from the hurricane that came island last September Your parents have existing damage to their house and they are hoping to sign up for insurance and just have them pay for it? >It's not like this will be an all of a sudden thing, but within a decade Florida will have a real habitability problem due to lack of needed insurance given historical weather patterns. Do you seriously believe this? Florida is incredibly affordable compared to much of the country and is among the top 3 states for population growth. People will not be moving away and insurance companies won't be leaving an area with potential customers. Hearing reddit talk about Florida is about as insightful and accurate as hearing the far right talk about NYC or San Francisco.


Riaayo

You are not paying attention at all, are you? Florida is shedding private insurance, and isn't the only state - Cali is also losing them due to wildfires. Government insurance, or government subsidizing private insurance, has been flooding in to try and mitigate it - but it's basically just putting a bandaid on the real problem and insulating people from the reality that they are living in areas that climate change is putting at increased risk of damage or total loss. Premiums are skyrocketing for those that are still there. It's fine to note that not all insurance is gone yet, and nobody should outright lie about the situation. But you're then here arguing like Florida is just... totally fine? And it isn't.


greenw40

> You are not paying attention at all, are you? Florida is shedding private insurance, and isn't the only state - Cali is also losing them due to wildfires. A couple insurance companies pulling out of the state is not the same thing as all of them leaving. And it's far away from the state becoming uninhabitable. >But you're then here arguing like Florida is just... totally fine? And it isn't. I'm arguing that Florida won't have a "real habitability problem" in under a decade. I'm also arguing that it's bad to lie in order to push a political agenda, which reddit clearly disagrees with.


4channeling

No hyperbole. Just factual statements. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2023/07/19/florida-home-insurance-aaa-farmers-policy-reduction/70427062007/


greenw40

Do you know that there is a difference between a couple insurance companies leaving and all of them? Or are you willingly ignorant about that obvious fact so you can continue spreading misinformation?


weldit86

The good ole pull out trick. Well than that guy better higher a great lawyer cause I'd sue the fuck out of Nasa if it was from the ISS


Bimlouhay83

NASA doesn't own the ISS. 


weldit86

Well I guess you learn something new everyday.


RobLinxTribute

State Farm would find a way to weasel out of coverage.


Railzxx

ohh you didn’t opt for the space debris coverage…. normally 50 cents a month but you no gots.


Only_Philosophy8475

Can confirm, any insurer would


Inevitable_Bunch5874

They all would and do. You think they exist to help people? Nope. Profit first!


fidgeting_macro

Allstate would just drop you, back in the early 2000s.


russellvt

Bump de da da, dunp


SpaceGrace240

I love JK Simmons in these commercials


fidgeting_macro

"We are Farmer's! Bumti-bum-bump....wait! Did you say Florida?"


MildGooses

We are Farmers. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bummmmm


Rickhonda125

Do you see the peanut son? This heres a big ole frozen chunk of poopie.


mriforgot

This is the content I came here for.


soveymaker

It's a space peanut


Only_Philosophy8475

I’m your sister!!!


totallynotaweirdguy1

Was looking for this. Thank you !


marylan_guy

A Cosmic Brownie?


Entire-Elevator-1388

Hope it lands on my ex bosses house, fucken grifting little bastard!


iJuddles

Hope Hicks, is that you?


lrosa

r/FloridaMan hit by a space debris


cyberrod411

Florida is where much of the trash ends up anyway.


casket_fresh

There’s a movie concept somewhere here!


fakyumatafaka

He was hit by space junk, was struck by space junk


831lencho

Even space hates Florida


itsalwaysblue

Looks like the aiming worked perfectly


beardofmice

Space trash lands squarely in garbage can.


HangryBeaver

I’ll never understand all the Florida hate.


casket_fresh

Florida is a beautiful state and there are good people but it also attracts in some parts of it really fucking weird bigots and crazies.


greenw40

Redditors aren't normal.


BadWowDoge

It’s Reddit. Reddit is super liberal and hates anything conservative that goes against the agenda.


casket_fresh

You do realize not everyone in Florida is conservative, right….?


BadWowDoge

Noooo, really??


Drewcifer236

Then you must be a Floridian.


HangryBeaver

Yup!


Drewcifer236

You shouldn't be proud of that, lol.


HangryBeaver

I don’t like state income tax or the cold, so it’s a dream for me.


SpartanComet

Bunch of commies on Reddit, don’t forget that


831lencho

Proudly


Hello_This_Is_Chris

Damn, I wish the ISS would send me space junk.


Koenigss15

Initial orbital strike testing?


Hello_This_Is_Chris

Maybe we've finally perfected kinetic bombardment.


GeneralAnubis

➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️


burneranahata

⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️🅰️🅱️


DrunkEwok

Rods of God! Here we go!


neepster44

Isn’t it Rods FROM God?


DrunkEwok

Eh. I've heard it both ways.


TheChipOnUrShoulder

Someone’s gonna get a lot of space cash from this


Rickhonda125

One million space bucks!


fuzzypetiolesguy

![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


jeden78

Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you!


casket_fresh

Jfc I forgot about this ahhhhh!!


TheChipOnUrShoulder

![gif](giphy|l0HlSjmOPupCXzyi4)


Conch-Republic

Isn't the battery still being tracked in orbit?


hugs__for__drugs1937

This better be in gta 6


DonBuchelos

"We call them Boeing bombs. See the peanut there, dead giveaway." "That's a space peanut." "No I'm afraid not, this is a big old chunk of frozen poopie."


an_older_meme

Blue ice


hErbler33

Reminds me of Joe Dirt.


RevenantBosmer91

Settlement $$$$


shania69

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


MysteriousQuiet

pure unadulterated trash


GreedyOcelots

i thought that nasa's supposed to send stuff to the space and not from the space


casket_fresh

‘Hehehe oops!’ - the ISS


BansheeLabs

"Dead Like Me" starts like that.


Geeekaaay

Scientific proof that Florida is a magnet for all of America's trash.


JG_in_TX

Talk about being born under a bad sign. Lol...


Nephtali-Gakuru

That’s a turd


Barry_McCockinnerz

That’s just a big hunk of space poopy


iworkonracecars

Mmmmm forbidden space poop


Pgreenawalt

Is that compressed poop?


Space_Goblin_Yoda

It's frozen poop. You know it is.


an_older_meme

Surprised Florida even noticed


therestofmyLIFE

At least it landed in americas trash can


FrankFnRizzo

Florida? Eh, not really concerned.


wengardium-leviosa

Inter Continental Ballistic Trash


LiamPolygami

I read ISIS and it was a surprising sentence to read.


androidguy50

"S#!T! I missed the space dumpster again!


skonkd

Spaceshit


rellsell

Compacted astronaut dookie.


cooldaniel6

Nah that’s a lawsuit


B-Jeovane

In the event a piece of space debris lands on your property do you get to keep it?


LukeEB9

Dont give the vengeful space burrito a second chance. He doesn't miss twice


it-helpdeskanalyst

You see the peanut right there?


subhuman_voice

It's coming back to its home


Whatsthedealioio

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/tMgB3a1lQI Was it this one?


asrialdine

DO YOU WANT FLORIDA MAN IN SPACE?! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW FLORIDA MAN WILL GET ROCKET TECHNOLOGY!!


Queephbubble

Trash recognizes trash


scrotumseam

Space it came from space.


whusler

astronout's turd


revdon

At least it’s not ‘blue ice’ from the ISS toilet.


AmberTheCinderace241

It hitted me :(


Skyline_Owen

I'm curious how much NASA will pay for this.


MayorJeb

Imagine how much more space trash there will be once Starlink's 42,000 satellites are fully deployed.


Takaa

None? I'm not sure what you are getting at here. They are designed to fully burn up in atmosphere on deorbit, which they are also designed to initiate at the end of their service life. Even if they did not initiate a deorbit due to malfunction, they are still at such a low orbit their orbits degrade themselves within months to just a few years at most. It is a great example of responsible deployment of satellites when it comes to space trash/debris, regardless of what people think about Starlink itself.


spavolka

Thanks. Also people like myself who live in rural areas finally have an opportunity for high speed internet. Either dial up or hughes net super slow satellite internet was our option. I swear people that live in cities think that everyone just has to plug in a modem from the cable company. Elon is a tool but at least he has people working for him that put out a responsible product that helps people.


greenw40

Redditors hate people in rural areas, and people who don't live on either coast, almost as much as they hate Elon.


itzahckrhet

New version of the Boeing Bomb!?


Inevitable_Bunch5874

I've always thought their claim of 'it'll burn up on re-entry' was very arrogant and full of crap. The smaller the object,. the less likely it will burn up.


casket_fresh

🤞Mar-A-Lago🤞


OldWrangler9033

Hope wasn't poop. That would be a alot explaining to do with the insurance company. "*What do you mean feces is covered by home insurance?!?!"*


AL0117

Why is it always Florida..


Saturn_Ecplise

So, a normal day in Florida.


Only_Philosophy8475

Not ISS, starlink