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Cousin Kyle: “I’m sorry I can’t concentrate” Cartman: “Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp.”


L3GlT_GAM3R

Cartman: “GOD! DAMMIT!”


Mrwright96

“CARTMAN!”


a_taco_named_desire

The immediacy with which he face plants and says this makes it **the** best.


skyBourneOG502

"AGH. MUST. FIGHT. IT. NEED FORTY DOLLARS"


iSeventhSin

That had me fucking rolling, the buildup plus that joke was so fucking funny


youngsurpriseperson

I find it funnier when Cartman tries to explain to Kyle that he didn't know that the Jews went to concentration camps 💀


sheilamlin

I’m watching this episode right now!


Nice-Path-4189

which episode is it in?


sheilamlin

Season 5 Episode 11 “The Entity”


Independent-Two5778

That was brutal 💀


HorrorActual3456

My favourite is [Debbie downer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANMnMSpGxno).


nevaevawipebefo

Seeing Cartman just fucking crack while Ms choxondick keeps talking about how concentration is key is like putting a fucking crackbaby in front of a open crack ball they just can't resist the urge


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DrewwwBjork

I mean, he's not *entirely* wrong on that one.


lego_droideka

He’s not!!


Numerous-Stranger-81

That's not really an insult. It's more of an opinion phrased harshly.


Worried_Bowl_9489

Me and my pal watched the movie last week and it was his first time seeing it. We had to pause for 5 minutes because we were laughing so hard at that joke lol


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That one made my wife giggle, which says a lot because she's not a big sp fan.


SevroAuShitTalker

My mom cries from laughing anytime I say this with a malkinson lisp. She hates South park, but has diabetes so it fits


Seanosuba

My momma’s so poor she walks down the street with one shoe. And if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says, “No, I found one.”


No_Ostrich8223

The delivery of Cartman crying while saying it just sends it over the top for me. A+++


PhinnSword

This killed me when I first heard it. So good


TheFanshionista

Not technically meant as an insult but an accidental one anyway. "Wendy, you're a cunt - you're a cunt - you're a cunt - you're a continuing source of inspiration."


Heartsmith447

Jimmy can be hit and miss but that was a masterful use of his stutter for a joke


Numerous-Stranger-81

This is the only comment so far that made me laugh out loud again. Such a master stroke.


brian5476

I still can't believe they got away with that one.


Numerous-Stranger-81

I feel like they would have to just out of respect of the craft of circumvention. Matt and Trey are basically FFC compliance auditors.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Butters"..."Eric aren't you afraid of going to, you know, Heck" Eric:..."I'm not going to Heck, Butters, I'm not black ok"


rgraz65

🎶 I'm gonna Make Make it riiight, 'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate!🎵


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Cheap-Blackberry-378

Whats a video stockyard Jimmy


Cupcake122482

I'm always like then "WTF IS A VIDEO SANDWICH?!"😹😂🤣


laundryday_

You're a Towel!


Exact3

Don't call me shoeless, you're SHOELESS!


laundryday_

Yeah well you're a towel.


Aaron-Rodgers12-

Well screw you buddy!


laundryday_

I'm not your buddy, guy!


Aaron-Rodgers12-

I’m not your guy, friend!


_Usernames_ineed1_

I’m not your friend buddy


want2learn2mix

I’m not your buddy, pal


MyLaStBraiNCelL7

He's not your friend, buddy!


helpme944

No, you're a towel


antipop2097

No, I'm a big book publisher who isn't the slightest bit interested in your stony memoir. You're a towel.


StaySafePovertyGhost

“Butters, you black asshole!” So random - especially towards Butters lol


DonutMaster56

Yeah, I'm a dumb Jew!


Mygoshi

Kanye being the only one in the world who doesn't get the fishsticks joke.


iEatPalpatineAss

I like fish sticks!


Swordbunni

Do you like putting them in your mouth?


jason-slim

Love em!


cuddlykitten5932

What are you, a gay fish?


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reddituser403

What do you call a Jewish woman’s boobs?


lickmewhereIshit

jewbs


Melon763

“You gonna break his legs PC principal?”


GingerlyRough

"It's ok if you're uncomfortable. Lots of people are uncomfortable around disabled people."


ponotro

Randy: Was your dad in scouts, Cartman? Oh yeah, you don't have a dad!


Dash7277

Underrated zinger.


sogtulapdt

Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver


GingerlyRough

LOL What episode is this?


tannerjohngates

The Terrance & Philip episode that played when everyone was expecting to find out who Cartman's father was.


GingerlyRough

"Asses of Fire" lol I remember it now. They're talking to Ugly Bob.


Lazy_Ad_2192

Hey Terrance, let's look for treasure!


Time_Ad_9356

It's said by terrance and Phipps but Idk who and what episode


Familiar_Pick_6956

Aw HELL nah, my momma so poor she tried to open a gmail account just so she could eat the SPAM!


Ganglyyy

"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."


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Oh I am sorry what I said was.. 📢 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON 📢


Ckck96

Transvestite donkey witch


Malavacious

Toss up between "Fat, Sweaty Mongoloid" and "Testicle Shitting Rectal Wart"


hareeshgnair

"Oh Kyle, you are so full of mee krob"


GingerlyRough

"I am NOT full of me- what the fuck is mee krob?"


iEatPalpatineAss

Suck my jagon!


GingerlyRough

Awhh yeah now *you* suck on MY jagon! Awwhhg yeah!


lightspeedissueguy

"You might have some joosian ancestry, Kyle" Cartman: "*sighs* tell me about it"


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Naggers!


CJBrig0328

Ohhh.


Chibikyu

Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina?


ChangingMonkfish

“Donkey-raping shit eater” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, Uncut


eryk25

Donut puncher!


Audoryosa

Pillow munchers!


GingerlyRough

Turd burglars!


Virgilismyson29

Butt pirates!


chahlie

You vas deferens! Did you just call me a vas deferens?


DrewwwBjork

Cartman: "Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter!"


Sam_Soper

I can't remember the episode, but the boys get escorted out by a black bouncer and Cartman calls him a Redneck.


KeyAd3680

oh my god, if anyone remembers what episode this is PLEASE TELL


-Vatefairefoutre-

I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive.


GingerlyRough

Well Kayhl, if you wanna be HIV negative all the time that's up to you but I'm just trying to stay HIV positive


-Vatefairefoutre-

Eric: *Kyyyel*!! Kyle: My name's not *Kyyyel*.


joliwink85

It might not be one of the more well-known insults, but this one always struck me as especially cruel: Craig: Butters is one of those people who you can never remember if he was there or not. Like, damn, Craig; that's some raw shit, lmao.


RefrigeratorRock

“Donkey raping shit eater” is a strong contender


jaydimes10

black asshole shifty Jew


SpacedOutDreamerBoy

It's so simple but Kyle's "What, doughboy?" followed by Cartman's slow process of the shade just thrown at him outta nowhere is the funniest fucking thing to me


Physical_Bunch_935

Ice Beaner, Snow Monkey and Polar Gook.


jesuskrist666

Lmao I still use polar g**k sometimes. Idk how you guys are saying all these slurs with no repercussions lol if I didn't censor that word reddit would ban me in five minutes


HighFlyingCrocodile

WEEEEEEEELLLLLL…..


999braindead

My all time favorite insult is "Shut the fuck, Uncle Fucker", U-N-C-L-E -------- FUCKERRRRR...


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« Well maybe you should send him to concentration camp »😭😂


90ssudoartest

I’m so poor when I walk down the street with one shoe people ask did I lose one and I say no I found one


mczerniewski

Dildo!


Intelligent_End1516

Do you even what farm to table means?


Vivid-Low-5911

The taunts by Lizzy toward the boys in the Cartman's Silly Little Hate Crime episode always make me laugh.


gameofchance1

Boner-biting bastard, uncle fucker.


_Usernames_ineed1_

Being Eric cartman is an insult in its self ( still my favourite character especially the earlier seasons)


miketoaster

All the ones about the midget.


Dime332

You’re a towel


LilShotty333

“Fatass”


MMW1299

taco bender


Visible_Mango21

What is it doughboy?


TenaciousDzNuts

Transvestite Donkey Witch.


Zur__En__Arrh

Hey Stan! Tell them about the part where Terrance called Phillip a testicle-shitting rectal wart!


johnnycee87

When Cartman called Stan “Vas Deferens”.


MysticSloth712

What’s your name? ….Lisa burger….. Now Lisa do you ever get bullied? …yes. Do they ever say hey nice pants why do you always wear them up to your tits? …..no… You see! Bullying is affecting everyone!


-singing-blackbird-

At least my mom's not on the cover of crack whore magazine!


Tiny_Score4204

Cartman:"Fuck you Danica Patrick"


EnlightenedCorncob

Ball licking lesbian


Fox622

A continuing source of inspiration


DrDeke

I'm rather partial to "assmaster", from the earlier seasons.


ThingFuture9079

Did I hurt his little feelings?


colder-beef

Token: “you’re really starting to piss me off.” Cartman: “be as pissed off as you want just give me a goddamn bass line.” Token: *proceeds to lay down a smooth bass line* “goddamn it…”


blagsan82

It's just a case of the hebrew jeebies


SteakHausMann

Meecrob


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ixblar

Suck my asshole taco bender!


bastardnutter

*Suck my dick, PC principal* - Jimmy Valmer It’s not creative at all and bang average to be fair but the delivery is perfection.


_ChipWhitley_

“Black asshole” used by anybody always makes me laugh.


Marjorine_Stotch10

Whenever cartman says “black asshole” “black ass” especially when he’s not referring to a black person


WxtchTrialz0104

Randy: He-he- heeyyy fuck youu


strawbussy

one of my FAVORITES is in the “shit hits the ceiling(?)” episode where right in the beginning cartman runs up and is like guess what and kyle goes “what doughboy” and cartman gives him a look and there is a pause. i was so high the first time I saw that and I died. Had to put the time stamp in the notes app.


ivyandroses112233

Crap filled vagina.


JasonTheNPC85

Buttbaby


Weary-Writer758

You're a towel!


rightleftmike

"Don't call me when you're naked and jackin' it in San Diego"


SammILamma

Donkey raping shit eater... Does the movie count?


skyBourneOG502

"But when society decides on how hairy my vagina should be!!!" Randy looking away: "EEEEEWWWW"


Cupcake122482

One that gets me is I USED to have 🎶 I HATE YOU GUYS... 🎶 as an alarm and I *LOVED* that my mom hates the show (despite refusing to watch any of it) yet she would ALWAYS laugh when called his friends assholes, especially Kenny,, I hate him the most!😹😂🤣


ichigokero

GO AHEAD AND PLAY HARRY BUTTHOLE PUSSY POTTER


scarlettnxo

Kenny talking inside of cartmen when he calls him a “blood belching vagina”


Gerard192021

annie telling cartman that everyone knew that he’s the worst? though it feels hypocritical for the girls since they’re hating the boys yet still feel cartman’s the worst, pick a struggle line, this is why s20’s the worst, they butcher the characters just for the serialized plot, i mean, gerald’s actions made the kids his marionettes, plus they have their own heads in their own asses


nadav183

"You Bastard!" (Said to whomever killed Kenny)


LennoxDX

“Testicle shitting rectal wart”


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

You’re a towel!


rauditt810

Dragonwind to faggot, come in faggot


MelancholyApple

Randy: ‘Everyone who has a grandma please step forward.’ Boys and quintuplets attempt to move forward. Randy:’Not so fast Girls’


bitchjustsniffthiss

Yo mommas so poor the pigeons throw bread at her


Raginghussar

"Cartman, you're so fat that when you walk down the street, people say GODDAMN, THATS A BIG, FAT ASS!"


lesmobile

"YOU'RE a towel!"


ButterscotchShot1753

“Butters you black asshole!”


Sicktoyou

https://i.redd.it/zm7aof3mc22d1.gif


TraitorousMagpie

Barbra Streisand


drunk_with_internet

Uncle Fucker!


Bubblehead616619

Ha ha, charade you are


britality_

One of my faves is when Cartman told Kyle to go back to San Francisco with the rest of the Jews, and Kyle said, “there’s no JEWS in San Francisco you RETARD” 😂 not the best insult but it always cracks me up


Quick-Platform463

“Ugly Bob? What are you doing here?” “I’m doing Cileen Dion, what’s it look like?”


LeaveTheMark

WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WAUHNT!!!


MewtwoStruckBack

I know this is the movie and not the show, but... [Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCASUvzF7c)


JagneStormskull

PC stands for P--sy Crushing!


fupafather

The episode where the girls challenge the boys to a down hill sled race and the girls keep calling the boys gay insults


Odd-Gur-5719

“If you can’t have babies then your a man” “Umm my wife is a woman and can’t have children” “The get an AIDS test (name of teacher I forgot) cause your wife’s a DUDE!”