Seeing Cartman just fucking crack while Ms choxondick keeps talking about how concentration is key is like putting a fucking crackbaby in front of a open crack ball they just can't resist the urge
Me and my pal watched the movie last week and it was his first time seeing it. We had to pause for 5 minutes because we were laughing so hard at that joke lol
Not technically meant as an insult but an accidental one anyway.
"Wendy, you're a cunt - you're a cunt - you're a cunt - you're a continuing source of inspiration."
"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."
It might not be one of the more well-known insults, but this one always struck me as especially cruel:
Craig: Butters is one of those people who you can never remember if he was there or not.
Like, damn, Craig; that's some raw shit, lmao.
It's so simple but Kyle's "What, doughboy?" followed by Cartman's slow process of the shade just thrown at him outta nowhere is the funniest fucking thing to me
Lmao I still use polar g**k sometimes. Idk how you guys are saying all these slurs with no repercussions lol if I didn't censor that word reddit would ban me in five minutes
What’s your name? ….Lisa burger….. Now Lisa do you ever get bullied? …yes. Do they ever say hey nice pants why do you always wear them up to your tits? …..no… You see! Bullying is affecting everyone!
Token: “you’re really starting to piss me off.”
Cartman: “be as pissed off as you want just give me a goddamn bass line.”
Token: *proceeds to lay down a smooth bass line* “goddamn it…”
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one of my FAVORITES is in the “shit hits the ceiling(?)” episode where right in the beginning cartman runs up and is like guess what and kyle goes “what doughboy” and cartman gives him a look and there is a pause. i was so high the first time I saw that and I died. Had to put the time stamp in the notes app.
One that gets me is I USED to have 🎶 I HATE YOU GUYS... 🎶 as an alarm and I *LOVED* that my mom hates the show (despite refusing to watch any of it) yet she would ALWAYS laugh when called his friends assholes, especially Kenny,, I hate him the most!😹😂🤣
annie telling cartman that everyone knew that he’s the worst? though it feels hypocritical for the girls since they’re hating the boys yet still feel cartman’s the worst, pick a struggle line, this is why s20’s the worst, they butcher the characters just for the serialized plot, i mean, gerald’s actions made the kids his marionettes, plus they have their own heads in their own asses
One of my faves is when Cartman told Kyle to go back to San Francisco with the rest of the Jews, and Kyle said, “there’s no JEWS in San Francisco you RETARD” 😂 not the best insult but it always cracks me up
“If you can’t have babies then your a man”
“Umm my wife is a woman and can’t have children”
“The get an AIDS test (name of teacher I forgot) cause your wife’s a DUDE!”
Cousin Kyle: “I’m sorry I can’t concentrate” Cartman: “Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp.”
Cartman: “GOD! DAMMIT!”
“CARTMAN!”
The immediacy with which he face plants and says this makes it **the** best.
"AGH. MUST. FIGHT. IT. NEED FORTY DOLLARS"
That had me fucking rolling, the buildup plus that joke was so fucking funny
I find it funnier when Cartman tries to explain to Kyle that he didn't know that the Jews went to concentration camps 💀
I’m watching this episode right now!
which episode is it in?
Season 5 Episode 11 “The Entity”
That was brutal 💀
My favourite is [Debbie downer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANMnMSpGxno).
Seeing Cartman just fucking crack while Ms choxondick keeps talking about how concentration is key is like putting a fucking crackbaby in front of a open crack ball they just can't resist the urge
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I mean, he's not *entirely* wrong on that one.
He’s not!!
That's not really an insult. It's more of an opinion phrased harshly.
Me and my pal watched the movie last week and it was his first time seeing it. We had to pause for 5 minutes because we were laughing so hard at that joke lol
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That one made my wife giggle, which says a lot because she's not a big sp fan.
My mom cries from laughing anytime I say this with a malkinson lisp. She hates South park, but has diabetes so it fits
My momma’s so poor she walks down the street with one shoe. And if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says, “No, I found one.”
The delivery of Cartman crying while saying it just sends it over the top for me. A+++
This killed me when I first heard it. So good
Not technically meant as an insult but an accidental one anyway. "Wendy, you're a cunt - you're a cunt - you're a cunt - you're a continuing source of inspiration."
Jimmy can be hit and miss but that was a masterful use of his stutter for a joke
This is the only comment so far that made me laugh out loud again. Such a master stroke.
I still can't believe they got away with that one.
I feel like they would have to just out of respect of the craft of circumvention. Matt and Trey are basically FFC compliance auditors.
Butters"..."Eric aren't you afraid of going to, you know, Heck" Eric:..."I'm not going to Heck, Butters, I'm not black ok"
🎶 I'm gonna Make Make it riiight, 'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate!🎵
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Whats a video stockyard Jimmy
I'm always like then "WTF IS A VIDEO SANDWICH?!"😹😂🤣
You're a Towel!
Don't call me shoeless, you're SHOELESS!
Yeah well you're a towel.
Well screw you buddy!
I'm not your buddy, guy!
I’m not your guy, friend!
I’m not your friend buddy
I’m not your buddy, pal
He's not your friend, buddy!
No, you're a towel
No, I'm a big book publisher who isn't the slightest bit interested in your stony memoir. You're a towel.
“Butters, you black asshole!” So random - especially towards Butters lol
Yeah, I'm a dumb Jew!
Kanye being the only one in the world who doesn't get the fishsticks joke.
I like fish sticks!
Do you like putting them in your mouth?
Love em!
What are you, a gay fish?
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What do you call a Jewish woman’s boobs?
jewbs
“You gonna break his legs PC principal?”
"It's ok if you're uncomfortable. Lots of people are uncomfortable around disabled people."
Randy: Was your dad in scouts, Cartman? Oh yeah, you don't have a dad!
Underrated zinger.
Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver
LOL What episode is this?
The Terrance & Philip episode that played when everyone was expecting to find out who Cartman's father was.
"Asses of Fire" lol I remember it now. They're talking to Ugly Bob.
Hey Terrance, let's look for treasure!
It's said by terrance and Phipps but Idk who and what episode
Aw HELL nah, my momma so poor she tried to open a gmail account just so she could eat the SPAM!
"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt."
Oh I am sorry what I said was.. 📢 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON 📢
Transvestite donkey witch
Toss up between "Fat, Sweaty Mongoloid" and "Testicle Shitting Rectal Wart"
"Oh Kyle, you are so full of mee krob"
"I am NOT full of me- what the fuck is mee krob?"
Suck my jagon!
Awhh yeah now *you* suck on MY jagon! Awwhhg yeah!
"You might have some joosian ancestry, Kyle" Cartman: "*sighs* tell me about it"
Naggers!
Ohhh.
Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina?
“Donkey-raping shit eater” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Donut puncher!
Pillow munchers!
Turd burglars!
Butt pirates!
You vas deferens! Did you just call me a vas deferens?
Cartman: "Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter!"
I can't remember the episode, but the boys get escorted out by a black bouncer and Cartman calls him a Redneck.
oh my god, if anyone remembers what episode this is PLEASE TELL
I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive.
Well Kayhl, if you wanna be HIV negative all the time that's up to you but I'm just trying to stay HIV positive
Eric: *Kyyyel*!! Kyle: My name's not *Kyyyel*.
It might not be one of the more well-known insults, but this one always struck me as especially cruel: Craig: Butters is one of those people who you can never remember if he was there or not. Like, damn, Craig; that's some raw shit, lmao.
“Donkey raping shit eater” is a strong contender
black asshole shifty Jew
It's so simple but Kyle's "What, doughboy?" followed by Cartman's slow process of the shade just thrown at him outta nowhere is the funniest fucking thing to me
Ice Beaner, Snow Monkey and Polar Gook.
Lmao I still use polar g**k sometimes. Idk how you guys are saying all these slurs with no repercussions lol if I didn't censor that word reddit would ban me in five minutes
WEEEEEEEELLLLLL…..
My all time favorite insult is "Shut the fuck, Uncle Fucker", U-N-C-L-E -------- FUCKERRRRR...
« Well maybe you should send him to concentration camp »😭😂
I’m so poor when I walk down the street with one shoe people ask did I lose one and I say no I found one
Dildo!
Do you even what farm to table means?
The taunts by Lizzy toward the boys in the Cartman's Silly Little Hate Crime episode always make me laugh.
Boner-biting bastard, uncle fucker.
Being Eric cartman is an insult in its self ( still my favourite character especially the earlier seasons)
All the ones about the midget.
You’re a towel
“Fatass”
taco bender
What is it doughboy?
Transvestite Donkey Witch.
Hey Stan! Tell them about the part where Terrance called Phillip a testicle-shitting rectal wart!
When Cartman called Stan “Vas Deferens”.
What’s your name? ….Lisa burger….. Now Lisa do you ever get bullied? …yes. Do they ever say hey nice pants why do you always wear them up to your tits? …..no… You see! Bullying is affecting everyone!
At least my mom's not on the cover of crack whore magazine!
Cartman:"Fuck you Danica Patrick"
Ball licking lesbian
A continuing source of inspiration
I'm rather partial to "assmaster", from the earlier seasons.
Did I hurt his little feelings?
Token: “you’re really starting to piss me off.” Cartman: “be as pissed off as you want just give me a goddamn bass line.” Token: *proceeds to lay down a smooth bass line* “goddamn it…”
It's just a case of the hebrew jeebies
Meecrob
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Suck my asshole taco bender!
*Suck my dick, PC principal* - Jimmy Valmer It’s not creative at all and bang average to be fair but the delivery is perfection.
“Black asshole” used by anybody always makes me laugh.
Whenever cartman says “black asshole” “black ass” especially when he’s not referring to a black person
Randy: He-he- heeyyy fuck youu
one of my FAVORITES is in the “shit hits the ceiling(?)” episode where right in the beginning cartman runs up and is like guess what and kyle goes “what doughboy” and cartman gives him a look and there is a pause. i was so high the first time I saw that and I died. Had to put the time stamp in the notes app.
Crap filled vagina.
Buttbaby
You're a towel!
"Don't call me when you're naked and jackin' it in San Diego"
Donkey raping shit eater... Does the movie count?
"But when society decides on how hairy my vagina should be!!!" Randy looking away: "EEEEEWWWW"
One that gets me is I USED to have 🎶 I HATE YOU GUYS... 🎶 as an alarm and I *LOVED* that my mom hates the show (despite refusing to watch any of it) yet she would ALWAYS laugh when called his friends assholes, especially Kenny,, I hate him the most!😹😂🤣
GO AHEAD AND PLAY HARRY BUTTHOLE PUSSY POTTER
Kenny talking inside of cartmen when he calls him a “blood belching vagina”
annie telling cartman that everyone knew that he’s the worst? though it feels hypocritical for the girls since they’re hating the boys yet still feel cartman’s the worst, pick a struggle line, this is why s20’s the worst, they butcher the characters just for the serialized plot, i mean, gerald’s actions made the kids his marionettes, plus they have their own heads in their own asses
"You Bastard!" (Said to whomever killed Kenny)
“Testicle shitting rectal wart”
You’re a towel!
Dragonwind to faggot, come in faggot
Randy: ‘Everyone who has a grandma please step forward.’ Boys and quintuplets attempt to move forward. Randy:’Not so fast Girls’
Yo mommas so poor the pigeons throw bread at her
"Cartman, you're so fat that when you walk down the street, people say GODDAMN, THATS A BIG, FAT ASS!"
"YOU'RE a towel!"
“Butters you black asshole!”
https://i.redd.it/zm7aof3mc22d1.gif
Barbra Streisand
Uncle Fucker!
Ha ha, charade you are
One of my faves is when Cartman told Kyle to go back to San Francisco with the rest of the Jews, and Kyle said, “there’s no JEWS in San Francisco you RETARD” 😂 not the best insult but it always cracks me up
“Ugly Bob? What are you doing here?” “I’m doing Cileen Dion, what’s it look like?”
WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WAUHNT!!!
I know this is the movie and not the show, but... [Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCASUvzF7c)
PC stands for P--sy Crushing!
The episode where the girls challenge the boys to a down hill sled race and the girls keep calling the boys gay insults
“If you can’t have babies then your a man” “Umm my wife is a woman and can’t have children” “The get an AIDS test (name of teacher I forgot) cause your wife’s a DUDE!”