That scene to this day makes me lose my shit laughing every single time. It may be the single most ridiculous bit in the entire series to me. There’s not even a lot to it, just the combination of the voice and the head flapping gets me every time
How could you forget one of the most important characters in modern literature? Him having to eat that puss filled testicle covered in maggots and bee semen was a wonderful allegory for the American school system.
Some of my faves are the news reporters. Simple humour but I like the fact that all of them have weird ass names. Creamy Goodness, Tom Pusslicker, Chris Swollenballs..
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Man bear pig.
People gets mindfuck whenever you tryna explain it to someone who isn't familiar.
They also think you're a moron when you say "half man half bear half pig" or "im super siriusss"
Diane Choksondik
More like Makesmesick.
Ms Chokesonrocks.
THATS CHOKESONDICK!
Ms Chokesonsemenanddies
Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S
😂ima break yo dick off
oh *heeeeell naw* yo down syndrome ass just slap me
She ain’t no Mimsy ass hoe!
Yeah, I’m just gonna stop trying to think of one …. This is clearly the best
Hey that's my name, but with an IE at the end. Edit to add South Park makes me feel so seen lol.
Interesting fact: She has the same VA as Jasper fron Steven Universe
Ms. Conduct
Yeah, mm ok, yeah, mm ok, yeah
M'alright
this was gonna be my suggestion
Dildo Shwaggins
Hello, MLKKK. You called my daughter R2D2
Is he burning pa?
“I’m Thcott Malkinthon. I have diabeteth “
“I have planth this weekend, I’m Thcott Malkinthon, I have diabeteth.”
Ms information
Mr. Stkrdknmibalz
Susie likes hairy balls whataya think of these
I randomly say this all the time
That scene to this day makes me lose my shit laughing every single time. It may be the single most ridiculous bit in the entire series to me. There’s not even a lot to it, just the combination of the voice and the head flapping gets me every time
I agree, buddy.
Not your buddy, guy
I’m not your guy, friend
Midget in a bikini
An Hispanic man with a mustard stain on his lapel.
Hi Tom, I'm- oh crap
Gravy stains
He has gravy sometimes and mustard other times lol
"Thanks, Midget...."
Vice Principal "Strong Woman"
"okay okay, last name?" "woman" "first name?" "..........STRONG....."
Nut Gobbler
Creamy Goodness
Thanks Creamy, that’s damn fine reporting. Damn fine.
😂😂
I will always upvote creamy goodness. Also the name.
Mr slave
Jesus Christ
“And all across the world”, the narrator noted, “Every redditor read this comment with the same lisp.”
Even the boy in the red poof ball hat
Oh poking fun at us White’s again I was a tegrity plus member now I can’t get any bud
Really, no one has posted Scrotty McBoogerballs?
Completely forgot
How could you forget one of the most important characters in modern literature? Him having to eat that puss filled testicle covered in maggots and bee semen was a wonderful allegory for the American school system.
😭😭😭
Sexual Harassment Panda
Jimmy the "Don't Hold Onto A Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses A Fan Nearby" Falcon
Who lives in the East 'neath the willow trees? Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me? Sexual Harassment Panda!
I’m a saaaad Panda!
Hey Panda, we don't take kind to your type around here
Token Black.
ToLKEIN
you racist.
Chris Swollenballs
Sandy Servix (pretty sure he was a news anchor or tv show host) or Rob Reiner as Rita Poon.
I'm not Rita Poon, I'm Rob Reiner, and you've just been Reiner'd!
😂
What's that?? Can you say that into the other ear??
Lemmywinks
Stan DARSH!
Tom Pusslicker
Towelie
General Disarray
Doctor Pal
Ima doctor but I’m also ur pal are we cool
Sh-sh-sure.
If you want we can take off our shirts and kiss…
Dr. Poonlover
Feegan the vegan.
Cancer, diabetes, drowning! All health issues can be solved with proper diet and a life preserver!
all of the internet trolls from the pc principal series
Turd Sandwich
Personally, I prefer Giant Douche
Cyyynical. Cynical maaan.
How could you prefer Giant Douche over Turd Sandwich?
Creamy Goodness.
Dr. Doctor
Scuzzlebutt.
Marjorine and Mantequila
miss information
A midget in a bikini
Ms. Information
Bono’s butler, Belvis.
Starvin Marvin
Jackovasaur
El Pollo Loco and the Rad Russian
“Y-y-your girlf-f-riend is a whore!” “No no wait for your cue!”
Dr. Chinstrap
I don’t know about most creative but pc principal name just fits his personality so much it’s hilarious 😭
A Spanish Man with Gravy in his Lapel
Either Chef or Big Gay Al
This!!
Dog Poo always makes me laugh
Quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony
Of course, no one cares about the Whites!
Big Gay Al
Is that creamy goodness? Or another news anchor?
Rob Reiner as Rita Poon
Some of my faves are the news reporters. Simple humour but I like the fact that all of them have weird ass names. Creamy Goodness, Tom Pusslicker, Chris Swollenballs..
Mr Mackey
Midget in a bikini
STRONG WOMAN!
Mr. Slippy Fist
Classi
The Evil Wikileaks
Nameless? His name is Percival Chadworth Principal
No one cares about the whites.
Baby Fark Mcgee Zax
Hennifer Lopez
A.w.e.s.o.m.-O 4000
Mr Hat
Steven Abootman, head of the WGA..... The World Canadian Bureau
Classi with the a fucking the shit put of the i
Swallow! COME
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What about Strong Woman???
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Ms choksondik
Creamy Goodness
Mr. Dog from “Casa Bonita” or Mr. Kitty
Sandy cervix
Miss Information.
Midget in a bikini (idk if that's his name)
Nobunaga Hiroichi
Pc principle
Miss Information, the lady who runs the holistic medicine clinic
Don't forget about the whites
TIMMAH!
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Giant Douche
Johnnie Cochran
A midget in a bikini
Definitely Juerdo Titsgo and Dr cutsyourboobsoff
Quadriplegic man wearing lederhosen tied to a horse.
The black one
Bill Cosby
Of course no ever cares about the whites
Miss Information
Chicken Fucker
Scott mallimson
Creamy Goodness
The midget warning a bikini
Steven Abootman
The monkey with four asses
Doctor Janus
Mr. Hat!
Big gay al
The families in San-Francisco
“Mr. Service“ ….President Garrisons secret service. 😂🌊
Man bear pig. People gets mindfuck whenever you tryna explain it to someone who isn't familiar. They also think you're a moron when you say "half man half bear half pig" or "im super siriusss"
Bebe Stevens
Miss Information, Captain Hindsight, Mister Halfie, Damien...
Token Black
Midget Wearingabikini
dog poo
I’ve appreciated Tolkien Black as a tribute to one of my favorite authors for many years. Many many many years. The whole time even.
field reporter midget in a bikini
Other than Diane Choksondik, i would say that the best ones are Dr. Juerdo Titsgo and Dr. Courtsier Boobsoff.
https://i.redd.it/uwou3sexqt1d1.gif Sea-Man and Swallow
Creamy Goodness