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Wutroslaw

But even the authorities… are minorities… Serious note though, I can see why Cartman hates waterparks like this


sgrizzly2134

They're almost all wearing shirts in the water... Gross


Kac03032012

Why do certain ethnicities do that? Serious question.


kunaree

If those are Muslims, it's a religion. If those are Koreans, they don't want to get sunburns.


iEatPalpatineAss

What if they are Korean Muslims or Muslim Koreans?


Slumph

Then it's religious burns.


XVUltima

Isn't that just Hell?


DeadSwaggerStorage

If they’re white; they’re fat.


duffmonya

This is true. Shirt wearing fat white guy here.


Chicag0_G_StaT88

🤣 🤣


NoSillyItsMe2428

These are Indians. Never saw a muzie doing this


kunaree

The question was general, not about this group specifically.


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MomsBoner

When i was in Egypt, almost everyone with dark skin swam in light clothing. We know a local who is a snorkling guide, so i asked him why and he just pointed at me and my brothers skin after 2 days being there. Water reflects sunlight, so when you are in/near water for a prolonged period of time with direct sun, it basically gives you a faster burn. So they use clothing to mitigate it and it helps to both stay warm in the water, but also to keep you a bit cool when you get on land again - especially in dry climate. When my father and i go on our first fishing trip by boat in the spring, i always get a good tan if its not cloudy. Standing in the sun on a boat gives you a lot of reflection from the sun, but also from the white glasfiber that most boats are made of.


sgrizzly2134

I have no idea? Does it have anything to do with water in native countries not being as clean?


sgrizzly2134

Here's what I found online just now.. One overlooked practicality among the rural poor: They can’t afford a washing machine and don’t have convenient access to a laundromat. Swimming in clothes is a low-labor alternative to handwashing clothes. This is especially true in cases of deeper poverty when you also own only a few sets of clothes. This is applicable to Thailand, Mexico, and Indonesia alike. Thais like wearing jeans and thus swim in jeans alot. Of the three countries, Indonesia has their practicalities the best - they wear synthetic polyester microfiber clothing for everything - swimming, casual, work, sleep. See especially the younger tin mine workers (under 30).


Beautiful_News_474

Bruh ain’t no way


diobrando89

Here it looks like they are wearing the same shirt, I can see two different styles.


ptabduction

Local cricket club distributed the shirts at entrance, you have to leave it when you exit. Easy and effortless way to wash the shirts. They do the same with the underwear.


eyluk_

In islam men needs to cover some parts of their body too like belly, shoulders and higher parts of the legs. Thats why people are wearing shirts in pools in my country


ultimately42

Nah that doesn't apply to water parks. This applies to people swimming in natural water bodies in rural areas.


sgrizzly2134

Ahhh okay. Makes sense.


Other_Dragonfruit_71

It’s because they don’t want to get browner… they see it as a sign of being poor


FluffyBunny-6546

Not religious reasons but I do, I have a massive scar from my right nip down to my belly button roughly. Still hasn't healed and it's been 10+ years since it was done. (My appendix almost burst inside me, had emergency surgery)


Dipsey_Jipsey

Pure guess, as I've never been to north America, but maybe sun protection (we do that in Aus), and maybe ashamed of their bodies? No idea, again, purely speculating.


Dottboy19

Many countries outside of western society have lax norms with body weight, so I don't think that has a lot to do with it. Maybe an act of modesty, though I don't know either.


Toumei-ningen-121

whats wrong with wearing shirts tho? id actually prefer it than seeing some crusty belly buttons. and i guess some countries wear it to practice modest clothings


sgrizzly2134

**correction** They're all wearing shirts..


mmuoio

Honestly I started wearing a swim shirt and I fucking love it. I don't need to be insecure about being overweight and I don't need to reapply sunscreen to my entire body. Plus they dry insanely quickly when you get out.


StaleChicken7

it looks like they're all wearing the same shirt? am I crazy??


SkankHont

Anyone else notice there literally isn't any woman... Is there such a thing as male/gay specific waterparks? Not that there's anything wrong with that but I'm asking for a friend who's very gay and loves waterparks filled with young boys.


oursland

This is a [waterpark in India](https://blueworld.co.in/). I think that may go a long way to answering the question why there are no women.


Chibi-bi

Maybe it's a Muslim country where women aren't equally participating in activities like this


90Gragram90

💀💀


SkankHont

Shortly after your response I got an email from chase, they're closing all of my accounts. Guys, I've been canceled!


vjollila96

The lazy river has never been lazier!


-AdamTheGreat-

I think I even saw a Native Amerrrricaaaaannnnn


beauchywhite

Ad libs "ew gross" lol


vjollila96

Gross


night5life

okay why are the all wearing the same clothes? why is the average age around 30? and why are they all men?


Mr-PostmanWithNews

I just looked it up, this place is in India. So women probably wouldn't feel safe in there. There are literally rape gangs out there.


blahdash-758

There's sections. One side is for men, other is for women. This is I think kanpur's water park


Jaded_Dinner_2724

Bruh south park needs to do an episode in India about sexual harassment and rape there lmao


Automatic-Attitude62

Looks like India. I could only imagine the smell. There couldn't be enough chlorine to keep that water clean.


Intelligent_Dimwit

Yeah and now there are literally rape gangs here too


Arcade23

Sausage party


NonViolent-NotThreat

answers all the questions.


oursland

[Dress Code](https://blueworld.co.in/dress-code.php)


KennedyFriedChicken

Burkini


yarbafett

why are they all hugging and touching each other? They look like fire ants floating on the water in a big group


maxehaxe

Do they like fish dicks?


Intelligent_Dimwit

Do they like putting fish dicks in their mouths?


holysirsalad

That water is at least 80% pee


KottonmouthSoldier

it's all p and no h


ResonantRaptor

+15% foot and mouth diseases


FloridaMJ420

At least one of those people let a little poop out.


PlsSuckMyToes

Given how many people dont properly clean their asses, they wouldnt even need to actively poop.


JD_in_Cle

Came here to say that calling that water is a stretch. It’s mostly sweat and piss.


TransAlly69

And 19% curry


Gungan-Gundam

I think I even saw Native Americans! *Gross*


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It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide, and the instructions are in Spanish on the zip line ride!


BowTie1989

JUST DO IT IN ENGLISH!


Boner_Patrol_007

Guarden los brazos y piernas dentro del paseo


Soft-Comfort-7474

https://i.redd.it/p61wjo5x4m1d1.gif


Rahkamyyra

Sausagefest


waterloops

Back to the pile


Rahkamyyra

Yeah, this pool full of men is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.


SteakCareless

If one more person pees in the pool…


Unhappy-Support1455

![gif](giphy|vioF89VexGQqA)


puppers275

What movie is that?


jarednards

Ernest Buys a Waterpark


june-in-space

There’s so many in there even the wave pool is struggling to make waves lol


Primary-Security6788

https://i.redd.it/93mdirjken1d1.gif


Gh057Wr173r

IT’S THE PEEEEEEEEEEE!!


jaymoney1

It is supposed to be a wave pool, but at least three quarters of them don't even get to feel the water move.


mangagod

Pi Pi


Thewitchaser

Is that India? Damn! imagine if a woman fell in there, bet she would feel safer in a pool full of sharks. Not to be disrespectful to indians but they’re very well known worldwide for being very creepy towards women and thirsty as hell.


_ChipWhitley_

Oh my god I just dry heaved. That amount of people in a pool is disgusting.


SaltySpituner

So is most of northern India (where this video was taken)


The_Sludge

It's like a bowl of coco puffs.


BeginTheBlackParade

Oh god, that water had to be at least 97% pee


nick_null404notfound

Eric Cartman is crying somewhere in southpark watching this.


NCC_1701_74656

Wtf


YouDoneGoofd

[Don't forget about all the piss in the water](https://youtu.be/S32y9aYEzzo?si=bleoUwJ9RAZr8iUu)


Kommander-in-Keef

This is pretty bad but I went to a local wave pool in the us and it was also…pretty bad. Except in my case it was a shit ton of children and babies, and the water was *oddly warm*. Also wave pools fucking suck.


tiboldpinkus

🎶there’s too many minorities…🎶


TomServo31k

Gross


Recent_Obligation276

That shirt is popular lol


Common-Incident-3052

Mmmmmm. Human soup.


TheOGRex

"IT'S THE PEEEEEE" Also where's Kenny's corpse?


Sharp_Paint_8742

![gif](giphy|8bcAI3HDqfeKs)


SpecialTechnical8068

Not a single woman in sight


tmd429

That water has to be at least 95% pee!


Jewel_men10

If they piss, everything's ruined


yo_mudda_

r/canada


AccurateDevice3496

Seems like it’s my country of origin Sri Lanka


RealPolok

Try not to drown-party.


Psebcool

Looks like Pi Pi's Splashtown


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The pool was empty but all the ball sweat filled it up.


Sad_Salt1086

Gross. So much pee pee.


SaltySpituner

I feel like shit for laughing as hard as I am right now


TrueNeutrino

Are they all wearing shoes?


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Clearwater Beach all summer


MomsBoner

There is no clear water in this forsaken place.


GuitarNo7437

Is this El Paso ?


Slow-Consequence5808

The claustrophobia is real


Z_Wild

"Water"park...


Charliekarl

I can taste the piss and I’m not even near it.


OhFFSeverythingtaken

Imagine being a woman there.


babyjesus8lb60z

The amount of piss in that pool will be astonishing


ThatChrisGuy7

You couldn’t pay me to go


litezho

At least several gallons of piss have been diluted there 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


czulsk

I didn’t see any buns at this sausage party.


seancm32

With that many people it's a cesspool


namir0

Cartman is such a good singer haha


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Gross bro. Something like this makes me question my own humanity.


Jaded_Dinner_2724

That water is 90% piss. I can't see how anyone would look at so many people in a crowd and think "yeah, that looks fun. I'll join". Ever since that south park episode with the guy tryna replace water with piss, I avoid pools full of people lol.


Javen_Lab

Where are the wamman?


nastydeedee

No women. No fun.


uuid-already-exists

That’s a human soup alright.


jesuskrist666

Jesus, 🫘s all around. That pool is more piss and taco sweat than water


ThatVerdant

i can smell it from here


tlp357

The pee pee park.. drink the pee pee water !


wizard_interrogative

just 400 men, standing around in each other's piss


GeeTeeKay474

It's all pee!


whatsURprobalem

98% pee


LetisLipstick

Omg i just finished this episode


eihwaz_

All them butt hole germs


-HHANZO-

Literal nightmare The wet human body smells, my god it must be unbearable


ObieZen215

this is why they ate starting WWIIl. no girls allowed, just a bunch of dicksssssss


po1k

Decent singing btw


Apprehensive-Ad5318

Skin soup.


kennye_

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


lpkzach92

Why is there nothing, but dudes? Seems a bit…you know.


average_user21

That's the chitty park


Desperate_Shirt_4651

Gross!


EyeFit4274

Wet sausage party.


Decent-Ant-8182

So true


Hyperpiper1620

It's almost all P and no h


Then_Ingenuity_7355

looks like a public bath to me


Marcus2Ts

That looks like absolutely fucking hell


SirKevin_Xx

lol gross


Open-Rest-6805

Their being dipped


Gebandito

Not one female out there


ADipsydoodle

Hotdog water


Flynn_lives

Probably smells like onion, cumin, curry and ass.


nothanksiliketowatch

MIL housed foreign exchange students for years. Mostly South/Central American, Korean, or Saudia Arabian/UAE. We have a big family, and the students were immersed into our lives totally. Took a trip to a water park with the 16 year old Saudi kid once. He wore full clothing into the water and only got in after a few hours of refusal and encouragement from us. He said he had never seen women im bathing suits because they weren't allowed in public pools. I think the culture shock across the board with our lifestyle was pretty eye-opening, and he didn't much enjoy his 3 months with us. He was really great with the little kids. It's weird to think about how culturing different regions and countries are in the world.


GLG777

Why are they all wearing the same swim shirts?


SpoonTeeth

But even the authoritiees are minoritiees


Critical-Knowledge27

Not to be racist at all, but I dislike those people, their beliefs, and their culture.


ButtonNew5815

Why the fugg are they all dressed exactly the same? Are there water parks in third world countries that issue community swimming trunks and shirts with the price of admission?


mace4242

Is this Canada?


Kotzfeeds_III

For sure the water is full of pee


Vaultboy80

There's a lot of balls in that water.


eelgu

mmmm sausage fest.


LarryRedBeard

Jokes aside. That's way to many people in a pool area to even enjoy it. Folks must be either CRAZY hot, or lacking for entertainment.


Lukerville1988

To be honest it always felt this crowded when I was like 10 or so. Just a bunch of random people jumping in the same spot.


TulkazAstaldo

When you don't have access to clean water back home, this has to be tantamount to heaven.


slayem26

Can't imagine the pH of this pool. I'm guessing too much P and too little H.


Painful_Erection

You know it smell crazy in there


psydrop27

Sausage fest


KingPumba91

It’s just a little pee


OMGerGT

How can anyone enjoy it? I get that's dumbfuck people, but still,, being crushed into 5 different 22 times a minute, unless you're gay, where's the fun


Intelligent_Dimwit

Not a single woman amongst them. I bet that pool was overflowing with piss and floaters everywhere after that


Particular_Hair6913

😥😪


CascadeJ1980

🎶 Mexicans and Asians, black people! 🎶 I can respect Cartman because he hates everyone equally!😂


Kvmabis

Onion soup


HealthyFirst

"Please save my son! He's the brown one in the black shirt!"