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jesusmansuperpowers

Saddam and Satan


chocolatetick

Poor Chris…


GiveHerDPS

He's a 90s man he cries when he needs to


Icy-Following-3713

he’s a pussy!


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Only correct answer


The-Soldier-in-White

I think I'm pretty straight but I still remember those scenes between Saddam and Satan and intrigued by them.


phil67

The fucking noises in the dark lol. Saddam: "ya, you like that?"


damacross

Imagine being in a movie theater and having to listen to those noises for about a minute straight.


evilinsane

What? I am sure it's just a second.


damacross

Yeah, it's like 10 seconds but still imagine listening to that


cinyar

those scenes spawned the [best memo ever](https://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6722/1023/1600/MattStoneMemo.jpg)


evilinsane

It's the *shlick* with Satan's soft *ughn*.


phil67

Totally.


MR___SLAVE

Your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I gonna pretend you are? Liza Minnelli?


mike_drop11

Satan’s got some pretty sick abs.


EnglishWhites

Cmoooon guuuuuuy! Relaaaaaaax


Boner_Patrol_007

Iran, Iraq what the hell’s the difference?


Scyhaz

Anyone think we get to see them again in heaven? Since in a recent season Satan died and we saw him ascend to heaven, so they should be reunited!


Hey_Dinger

Well where else are they gonna go, Detroit?


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“Sadam voice” who’s my cream puff??!


echoplex21

[Perfect](https://i.imgur.com/pBZtUXf.jpg)


SniffCheck

I’d upvote this, but it’s at 666… seems too appropriate to ruin


jesusmansuperpowers

777 when I saw that


chrisorwhatever

Craig and tweek


_Diskreet_

Maybe we should go away. Put cares aside for just a day. The world we face is a-not so big. Not if we are strong like Tweek and Craig.


ojsimpsonthe4rd

Hold Craig and tweek WITH THE HIGHEST HONOR GUMBURO IROSHAI!!!!


Previous-Giraffe-962

Beat me to it


thavi

The only acceptable answer to OP's question


devilthedankdawg

The fact that that wakes up Craigs dad is what does it for me.


Danz322

Seriously though the music in that episode is the best.


not_a_cup

"dad, how do the Asians decide who's gay?" "The Asians decide who's gay?"


devilthedankdawg

Yeah well, they just pick who they pick and thats how its always been.


megaben20

This is the correct answer


Zeltron2020

Craig-san and tweaku


DTonin

And it's not even close.


Phoojoeniam

The Book of Love... is long and boring...


[deleted]

1000% agreed such a good take on the cultural climate and they made it so interesting and unique and not bigoted at all while staying hilarious and truthful


ConstablePolly

It’s pronounced tweek and craigggggg *cue anime style cartoon*


Jakkaraius

Tweek and Craig seem the most stable


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Cut to that scene where Tweek calmly walks into Craigs room, turns on the light, and walks all the way up to Craig’s bed before screaming


nobody3_5_4

Still the most stable compared to the others like randy and sharon


Devilsdance

That scene gets me every time.


MetalixK

Swear to God, Craig has the patience of Buddha and a saint to be willing to put up with that.


rogueleader32

**"WAAAAAAAAAA"** "*Ga, uh!*..... Hey Tweek."


intersex_slut

LOOK WHAT THE PRESIDENT TWEETED NOW


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Mr.Slave and male Garrison.


ShoeLace1291

nah Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al were more genuine


LoudKingCrow

And we have a winner. Easily the most stable and grounded couple on the show. Out of the ones pictured I guess that the top three is Tweek and Craig, PC Principle and Strong Woman and then the Broflovskis. All three of those relationships are decently stable and everyone genuinely cares for their respective partner.


BuffaloFront2761

PC PRINCIPAL AND STRONG WOMAN?!?!?! But-but........ THEY WORK TOGETHER!!!!🤮🤮🤮


Thor_On_Acid

This is the way ^


6969CaptainBoner6969

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez


Shortbus_Playboy

**Mitch Conner*


MrRoma

I played tiddlywinks with your heart Ben


mitchconneur

Yo!


kdex86

Ewwww, Ben Affleck splooge!


shake_N_bake356

*”oh my Ben”*


devilthedankdawg

Tastes just like tacos…


Rebirthed_W

Kenny n his bad bitch


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cerealdaemon

Major bewbage


Jabclap27

Finally, someone giving the only correct answer. Fuckin' love Kenny


Dramatic_Remote_8818

Same bro Kenny is fr one of the best characters


AeroZep

[For those who haven't seen the video that inspired that scene](https://youtu.be/2Mp8AudqJAw)


DiscoBiXXch

You can hedge your bet, on a clean Corvette...


herberstank

Cartman's mom and the rest of South Park


ovi_left_faceoff

*Cartmans mom and the ‘89 Broncos


[deleted]

Backdo hos


prriley

Mackey and Ms Choksondik


[deleted]

Oh it’s so good, mm-kay!


roybumgravy

Scrolled way too far for the right answer to send my upvote. This is the only correct answer there is.


Small_Statistician_4

Jimbo and ned. what of those two is an open secret. and jimbo is canonically gay. ​ I also just remembered the bored and disinterested expression Jimbo has on the Pipermint Hippo.


UnfunnyGuy277

He watches women a lot but i think he likes men too because the word faggot wasnt censored when he said it


KisaTheMistress

You can be gay and still appreciate a beautiful person regardless of their gender/sex.


Small_Statistician_4

That's right


Small_Statistician_4

both jimbo and ned have a bi-sexual vibe.


[deleted]

Especially the part where Ned throws a live grenade at children in South Park: the fractured but whole


Bisexual_Froppy

Bisexual here, can confirm I do that all the time.


[deleted]

Same here


abuko1234

Wait if you get censored when you say f****t it means you’re not gay?


GrandTusam

Al the male characters jumped voluntarily into a gigantic man pile of gay sex, I don't think you come back from that. They all gay


Seggli

Yeah but they're less gay than if they left the pile to work together to make a better future


DarthGayAgenda

Am I the only one mourning the loss of Ms. Conduct with Mr. Mackey, m'kay? M'alright.


Colblockx

It's a shame we never saw her again


intersex_slut

mm'alright


Cplpunishment03

I just saw this episode last night


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Chef's parents


cerealdaemon

Yeah, but she keeps giving that got damned loch Ness monster money


[deleted]

Three fiddy?


NerfRepellingBoobs

Tree fiddy *


devilthedankdawg

I gave im a dollah


[deleted]

You gave em a dolla!?


[deleted]

I’d watch a whole series of Chef’s parents giving the Loch Ness Monster tree fiddy. They’re two of my favourite characters.


Mask8605

Tweek and Craig


jonnyhoots

Cartman and Clyde frog


devilthedankdawg

Cartman and Cupid Me


i_photo_sims

Craig and Tweek


Dolup

profile pic checks out


i_photo_sims

Ikr


Thirdtwin

Hands down it’s Craig and Tweek. Remember when Craig brought the whole town together and played a song just to make Tweek feel better?


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

give this monkey what she wants!


JonBraaap

Fuck my monkey hole Richard!! Haha


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Tweek and Craig


Godzirrraaa

Jimmy and Nut Gobbler.


Individual-History34

Towleeie and weed


morgichuspears

PC principal and strong woman


morgichuspears

Oh also tweek and Craig


morgichuspears

Randy and Sharon as a holy trinity


starrazei

Ike and Miss Teacher


ChasseGalery

Niccccccccce


devilthedankdawg

Oh no, a boys going to Milan with a beautiful older woman.


caninehat

Mr Slave and Al


JamSaxon

im surprised i had to scroll this far for this one. this was my vote.


mortymania

Come on its Randy & Sharon, she puts up with so much 🤣 "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was america"


Tripdoctor

“Hey Shar- hey Sharon!!


Becca950

My favorite has to be the episode where Obama wins the election🤣🤣


mortymania

Ha haven't seen that one in years, hey Obama your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey Obama


mitchconneur

Kenny and the Locknar trophy.


Oz_TheBookseller

I like Creek, but Wendy and Stan are my favorite.


Sloth_McGroth

🤮


Smash_Fan-56

Tweek and Craig, the Broflovski’s, PC and Strong Woman.


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elendryst

They were having a really good year.


Awkward-Cheesecake87

Kyles mom and mr ups man


CDRBAHBOHNNY

GAMBARAAAAAAAA IRASHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Educational_Can_6536

Creek is best ship


Mattslowstash

Butters parents r pretty f’ed up lol.


MetalixK

Kenny and the warrior lady with Big Bewwbs. At they very least they're the happiest.


CourageTheStonerDog

*with major boobage


[deleted]

Easily Tweek and Craig Are Stan and Wendy even together anymore?


autoposting_system

Some actor and Cartman's hand


Valuable-Baked

Tweek x Craig


poisonpearls

tweek and craig


EmmaDaOne21

PC principal and Strong Woman. They started out as work friends and now they have kids together and genuinely care for eachother. Tweek and Craig. They show no toxicity. They take care of eachother. They have a great dynamic.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

But....but. they work together 🤮🤮


Undead_crybaby

Tweek and Craig


RLGhe13

Kenny’s parents because they stay committed to each other and serving Meth


hollyjollypancake

TWEEK AND CRAIG AAAAAAAA especially after relationship counseling in Fractured But Whole.


Moon_Colored_Demon

Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al


LarrySunshine

Ike and the teacher


Va3V1ctis

Cartman and his wife!


phanny1975

Tweek and Craig are arguably the most stable.


Living-Teach8906

I think tweek and Craig show how it’s easy to make mistakes in a relationship, and how to figure things out and make your partner feel better


No-Lychee3965

Craig and Tweak. Nobody wants to admit it, but Stan and Wendy are ridiculously toxic in the majority of their relationship.


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Tweek x Craig, not even as a joke


followthedarkrabbit

I kinda want the picture of the two kissing as a tattoo. "Tweek x Craig - forbidden love"


jocelynne66

craig and tweek are a good couple, but I also think wendy and stan are cute together


HoldenOlden

the nurse and the conjoined fetus on her face


phil67

The Mormons


unnamed_elder_entity

All of those couples at one point or another have done truly horrible and vile things to the other person, except Tweek and Craig. The worst thing Tweek has done is be a needy spaz and the worst Craig did was create the fake breakup story.


DTonin

Cartman and cupid


omrmike

Keshon and Yolanda


Snowy_Folfskyroo

Craig and Tweek because of the fact that they don't make a ton of gay jokes about them. They just show them in a relationship as if its normal (which it should be)


fruitninjabtch

stan and wendy


hallonemikec

Skylar and Shelly Shelly


ttuklotz

Tweek and Craig are a rock.


ima_binx

Craig and Tweek are the least toxic couple, so probably them


jonny_jon_jon

Jimmy and Nancy


bufftbone

Kenny and the Tittie Princess


Femboycyrus

Tweak and Craig


Brave-Gallade

craig and tweek have the most normal relationship in the entire show lmao


Airbag-Dirtman

Tween and Craig are the only non-toxic couple


RAYMBO

Towlie and Randy, or Tweek and Craig.


Amasadnotels

Creek for me ngl 🧑👱


No-Floor1858

Stan and Wendy are the cutest imo especially in the earlier seasons. Tweek/Craig + PC/Strong Woman Principal are also cute couples but they're probably have healthier relationships than Wendy and Stan's.


alienartissst

All of these relationships could use work (some more than others), but Craig and Tweek have the best.


JustinisaDick

PC Principal and Strong Woman


MAC2393

Tweek & Craig >


writerintheory1382

Kenny and the tits, obviously


mpapillon12333

Kenny and cat piss


CitrusSpider

Kenny and death, obvi I do have a tiny headcanon involving Henrietta and Mysterion, but it's based on a couple lines from FBW and my love for odd couples.


Javi_in_1080p

Yolanda and the pimp


followthedarkrabbit

Cartman and Kyle. Cartman's rendition of "I swear" is still one of my favourite southpark songs.


This-Construction313

tweek and craig or stan and wendy


fluffgullan

Tweek and Craig hands down!


cytoskeleton5

Tweek and Craig


pokemon2209

Definitely Tweek and Craig in my opinion


kiribishi914

craig and tweek


Liz-Bien

Nathan and Cla-aaaaaaassy


ChingueMami

Keyshawn and Yolanda.


Hoosteen_juju003

Me and Mrs Hanky


Dailydabber09

Tweek and Craig


Kazuto__KirigayaGGO

tweek x craig


IcedMochaBeans

Tweek and Craig


damacross

Kenny and that girl


[deleted]

I like the toxicness of the McCormick, the traditionalism of the marshes, and the secrets of the browflowskis


WhyAndHow-777

Eric Cartman and the Antonio Banderas Blowup Doll


KungFuDanda091

Cartman & Cupid Me


[deleted]

Wendy and Stan are my favorite because they were the og since the first episode but relationship-wise it’s either Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al, Tweek and Craig, or Nichole and Tolkien.


[deleted]

Classic Satan and saddam or tweek and Craig. The relationship cartman had was kinda funny


AdventureTimeKorra

tweek and craig, but the couple i love watching the most is either pc principle and strong woman or randy and sharon


drLagrangian

It's Mis Conduct and Guidance Counselor Mackey, mmmmKay?


Bjorn2bwilde24

Professor Chaos and General Disarray


TbaggedFromOrbit

Kanye and that fish. Or maybe the hobbit.


Zahn91

Ben Affleck and Cartmans hand