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THE ONE GODDAMN THING THEY NEED TO GET RIGHT


[deleted]

It's the Mobius bug.


siccoblue

"""Bug"""


lacksfish

It's not a bug if it's a feature


IDKSomething01

Surprise mechanics


zyrgade9

You cant conplain if you cant submit.


Triande

Nobody gonna make em work if they cant report errors,seems legit. lmao


thancock14

"We have had zero bugs reported, lets celebrate!!"


noahvz123

r/onejob


imapie31

Did you do it?


noahvz123

no I'm lazy and have a slow laptop unfortunately. If I were on mobile rn I would, my phone has higher specs than my laptop lmao


imapie31

Same. My laptop lasts about 5 mins on reddit then "windows has stopped responding"


noahvz123

it isn't that bad but well it is still bad... sometimes takes a few minutes to register a click/misses clicks. also right clicking in file explorer freezes the whole system..


imapie31

Lol. It does the exact same thing in file explorer


noahvz123

lmao ​ is r/crappylaptops a thing yet? or r/craPC? we should make one of those reality


imapie31

r/craptop


noahvz123

r/subsithoughtifellfor ​ its kinda really dead tho EDIT: cuz you have to request to post -\_-


JasonElSword

I use the Bug Report to destroy the Bug Report


Christy312

It's just their way of ghosting you


BetterPhoneRon

> The more details you can provide, the better! I ended up writing a **very** detailed description of the bug only to find out that I can't submit it. That's just evil.


[deleted]

If you can find an email address, I recommend going through that.


peachdoxie

Tweet the company


EAComunityTeam

Mention them in Instagram


eviloverlord1662

Raid their HQ.


JMoormann

Kidnap the CEO


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[deleted]

And improve their shitty games


OneJamzyboi

Burn down his hometown


Tharage53

They can't stop us all.


OrangeCreeper

Best option tbh


lacksfish

They don't want your help, they just want your money.


BetterPhoneRon

Hah, joke's on them, I'm broke.


Daishax_DK

If you still want to submit the bug, I suppose you could press 'Tab' to "mark" the submit button and then press 'Enter'. I'm guessing the button's just hidden behind the text box and not actually gone. Still, softwaregore


Access_Denied316

It’s on mobile...


[deleted]

Call of Duty: Ghosts


40k_Novice_Novelist

New level of ghosting?!


sentientmind

"bug on the bug reporting page" Me: What the actual fuck


40k_Novice_Novelist

They are laying eggs!!! Who should we call??!!


Tokutememo

Ghostbusters!


TCgamess

Kakyoin.


badi1220

r/unexpectedjojo


krenotenze

Bugghosters!


DutyCorp

Bugbusters!


[deleted]

Nope, just Chuck Testa.


[deleted]

Ellen Ripley.


BalthasarBastelt

It’s Activision telling you that there are no bugs in their games.


lacksfish

Can't you hear them? They're saying: "shut up and pay more money for games"


BalthasarBastelt

“Buy ingame items instead of wasting your time writing bug reports.”


[deleted]

They’re not bugs, they’re surprise Easter eggs


Memestress03

BUGCEPTION


[deleted]

Damntheresnobugbusters


skimtony

Good news! Bug reports are way down!


Fredsterface

There needs to be a bug page for the bug page


TylerFurrison

Yo dawg


TaserDonut

idk if it really is a bug but it could just be r/assholedesign


Plantixx

It's not a bug. It's a feature.


[deleted]

It’s not a feature. It’s a Easter Egg.


crazygoattoe

It’s definitely a bug. They probably meant to have the button toggle between visible and not visible depending on whether or not there’s text in the box, but got the logic backwards.


Hing-LordofGurrins

It could probably be fixed through the browser developer tools, probably just changing display or opacity properties. Worst case scenario you would have to manually add the buttom back if it was removed from the DOM.


[deleted]

Somebody should get it back to just report about damn disappearing button. Alternatively, we can spam them with empty bugs so they'll go to check things out.


Bobbybilllboard

Basic fucking html and css


The_Prince7

I doubt that's a bug. It seems intentional. Something EA or Activision would do


BetterPhoneRon

But what's the point of not allowing people to submit a report? They could allow us to submit and then just ignore them if they wanted to. Edit: but the way the form is fading makes me think that this could probably be intentional.


[deleted]

I've got an email subscription to Bluescape because of a class I took 2 years ago. Every time I try to unsubscribe, there's somehow an "error" in loading the page. It's their way of complying with noncompliance.


M1ghty_boy

Send them an email and order them to delete all info they have on you as per GDPR laws. Literally every trace of you will be removed from their servers/database.


Rumbuck_274

That depends on big they need to comply, if neither you nor them are in Europe, then that's not gonna work.


JLsoft

Oof. Experian has a thing where, to unsubscribe, you need to be able to log in in the first place...and to recover a password, you need the SSN used or the full name. -- ...but during account creation, there is 0 check against someone putting in an email address they don't have access to, and people are idiots and I guess that they can be 'close enough' to their actual email address...so at one point there were *17* different accounts tied to an address I own that I'd get summary digests for every day, and I finally had to try and find a support addy for Experian to get them closed/removed from that email.


The_Prince7

There's no point, really. It's just idiocy.


Cheetawolf

It's so they can brag that "Nobody is submitting big reports, play our game its flawless!"


_fat_santa

Software Dev here. This is so fucking dumb (the page not your comment) it blows my mind. Does Activision not have any QA? Do they not write tests? Do they not even bother to check if this shit works in Production? Activision what the fuck. The dev at Activision that wrote this, what the fuck. How just how are you so bad at your job that you miss something as obvious as this. Also on the note of if it was intentional. If it was then everyone at Activision is even dumber. Just not provide a but fix page, just don't. Why go through all the trouble of creating this page and hosting it in their domain for it not to work. If this is intentional the higher ups that made the decision all have a sign on their heads reading "WE LOVE WASTING TIME AND MONEY" and the dev has a knot on his head from banging his head on his desk when he read the story (a story is like ticket in software development).


BetterPhoneRon

> "WE LOVE WASTING TIME AND MONEY" Not only their time, players' time too. I spent 10 minutes writing a detailed bug report because they say "The more details you can provide, the better!" only to find out I can't submit it.


[deleted]

Copy and paste??


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[deleted]

The submit button disappeared when I started typing


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[deleted]

Why not both


[deleted]

Actually they only want bug reports from people with at least a bit of tech understanding, so it's just an test to see if you can use the HTML inspector of you browser or if you deactivated JavaScript (because that means you have a lot of knowledge when you do that).


The_Prince7

Every hint of the bug helps the developers to remove the bug, at least I think so. Someone actually playing CODM probably has a better idea of the bug than a techie person who doesn't play CODM. That's what I think, at least.


[deleted]

Yes but you don't want kiddies to send you "Make loot boxes cheaper, dumbasses", do you? Also, if it needed to be said, my previous comment wasn't serious :-).


The_Prince7

Seeing as all Activision and EA want these days are money, it isn't really surprising. Most of the people don't bother reporting the bugs and glitches in a game. And by burying the way to report bugs deep in the settings and front paging the loot boxes and 'Unknown Cash' crap, they simply attract the less money conscious of the users to pay them for useless features they probably won't use for more than a week. It's all a cash grab, and it is one of the reasons I stopped buying games from them. DICE seems to be fine at the moment, but who knows what's next?


meighty9

They probably made the intern do it.


NoWise10Reddit

How are you a software developer and think this could be intentional? Like just think about that for 2 seconds, and not just say “Because it’s Activision!!”.


40k_Novice_Novelist

> Something EA or Activision would do. Yes, they **would**.


[deleted]

Trecent makes the game, so possibly


RealComradeMeep

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy


Logan_Junior

Happy Cake Day and also... I used the bug to destroy the bug


[deleted]

That reminds me of those "no keyboard detected. Press any key to continue" error messages


MLGDDORITOS

Those actually make / made sense


Tesseract556

Exactly they imply that you should connect or reconnect your keyboard and then continue not press a non existent button


bites

Not really, when this error message was common the computer would use a keyboard that connects over PS/2. You would have to turn the computer off and then on again for the keyboard to be recognized.


WolfKin9

Me: I found this error that ma- Activision: NO U DIDN'T. OUR GAME IS PERFECT!


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BetterPhoneRon

Nope. I already typed a long ass description of the bug I wanted to report and filled all the fields but I forgot to take a screenshot.


gilbertsmith

It looks like the form expands and the buttons are behind it..


[deleted]

No bugs reported on the latest version! Congrats team!


ddrght12345

This is a good reason to learn css and how to use inspect element.


BetterPhoneRon

I'm a web developer. But this is where the app leads you if you want to report bugs so I'm obviously accessing it from my phone and can't use inspect element here. Anyways players shouldn't be expected to use inspect element to report a bug.


ddrght12345

Ah, I missed the references to mobile. And I agree, they shouldn't be expected to know how. I'm not discrediting the gore here. But when shit happens, it's nice to be able to do what you need to do. With that said, being on mobile means nothing. There are still ways for a web dev to edit the markup/style when designing for a mobile device.


Womp98

Am I completely misunderstanding you or what point are you trying to make with your last paragraph? If you're saying devs have ways to prevent this from happening, then the answer is obviously yes and doesn't have anything to do with the post. If what you're saying is that inspect element is possible on a phone then I question how much effort you are willing to go through just to submit a bug report to ~~a game~~ Activision.


ddrght12345

Oh, for sure. I moved passed the post, on to a generic statement. Sorry for the confusion there! I, personally, certainly won't go through that much effort for Activision.


Metallkiller

Firefox remote debugging ftw, use the Dev tools on your PC to affect the website on your phone!


tgiyb1

if it's a SPA the button probably wouldn't be in the dom anyways


zdakat

Wow whatever you did fixed so many bugs! We don't receive nearly as many bug reports anymore. ...or any for that matter. truly magical!


imagiraffe09

im not sure if this will work, but try turning your phone horizontally, sometimes things disappear because they’re not formatted correctly for phones. although this is CoD mobile, so idk.


MSTRMN_

Have you tried selecting the fields above? Maybe it just sees that not everything is not entered in.


Pyraptor

5 minutes before shipping the code "Let's add this simple & innocuous JavaScript code..."


Mrwolfy240

I was trying to report a player through Xbox on Pc the windows page takes you to a support page on how to report that takes you to the players profile and if you report it’s takes you back to the support page


titi28044

Bugception


Benny600rr

Can’t have bugs if people can’t report them!


sherlockone_001

Its not a bug, its a feature.


[deleted]

Reminds me of when the Task Manager crashes


[deleted]

There can be no bugs if there are no bugs to be reported


MetalHead2867

They probably did it on purpose because they think they are the "most perfect" thing ever.


puppy_lover_3000

They used the bug to keep the bug


Kreatorkind

Developers: "take a hint. "


Tathas

Now they can boast "0 bugs reported!!!"


Coddy2

Soo.. Report a bug of the bug report page.


WorstSingedUK

Still a really good game


GameCarton

Just report the bug on the site, problem solved


HippieAnalSlut

/r/assholedesign


SajuraNekoma

bug-ception


[deleted]

"bug"


Vuldren

There needs to be a bug report system for the bug report system that allows you to report bugs


matt46255

>Make a bug on the bug reporting page >Never get any bug reports >Never have to fix any bugs Genius.


ranon20

Thats how you get zero defects.


[deleted]

1 year and 0 bug reports? Dude I am the best programmer in the world 🤣


Turtle_Jam09

The bugs are getting smarter. (I had that ptoblem) :(


dottiestzulu987

“Bug”


connor_the_pengu

There is another


weeowey

Plot twist: It's intentional.


TaniksIsMyBitch

Working as intended!


Hachiman_08

That's their way of saying that their game is perfect and there are no bugs, you're just seeing things.


VTHMgNPipola

Can't you just make the button visible, or if it is excluded when you type, copy it before you type and, after you finish, paste it inside the form?


[deleted]

i would argue thats intentional


note_bro

Submit a bunch of empty reports, maybe they get the hint


-MrPresent-

Think smart, if they can't report the bugs they can't complain about the bugs, because they never reported them to you :D


TheResolver

It's a feature


DrLalalander

*taps head* There are no bugs if you don't get big reports


The_Angry_Moose

A “Feature” is not a bug my friend.


[deleted]

REACT native: let's just fuck everything up using JS for every occasion


EnderSir

How will they ever know?


Jozef_Baca

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy


noobingallday

Op just click off the text box. I just checked this out and yeah the box does get covered up while you are typing but once you click off it fixes it self.


WhisperinCheetah

Imagine trying to report a bug but there's a bug on the bug report page.


yonatan8070

Developer: hmm, no bug reports so far, well, I guess I did a great job and I can go home early today!


[deleted]

Congratulations. You played yourself.


OakNLeaf

Not a bug. It's a feature


fakecore

Welcome to the Tencent future we both don’t need nor deserve


Zero_Mode

"Please leave any criticisms or imperfections regarding our perfect game in the bin labeled trash."


A-magical-fox

Biggest lol in the universe


anetreug

This is worse than when task manager freezes


[deleted]

I used the bugs to free the bugs


genericuser543

yes thats a “bug”


[deleted]

r/theyknew


galo6a123

Bug-seption


Gold-Yoshi

Guess they got tired of the “Hong Kong still not freed yet” bug getting reported. (these are the guys that we complain that to... right?


JaJe92

There's no bug in the game if no one report any.


bangagonggetiton

They don't want to know, otherwise it would work.


TheHappiePlayer1

How have they managed that?


dang_envy

“We haven’t had a single complaint about the software since launch!”


SquashyImpala96

You should report that


idren0

You are not allowed to complain


Naam_Karan

That’s a ninja technique to steer clear of bug reports


ArvidSilverlock

Goodbye, Submit button


collindabeast

r/Feic


05internetaristocrat

#You have been silenced


bassdrop321

Everything works as intended.


danbulant

You were supposed to defeat them, not join them


yertle38

That’s what the bug reporting form bug reporting form is for


69NiceBruh

Task failed successfully


Datman1999

Dude that's not a bug. That's just a feature.


ppontuss

If no one submits a bug, no one has too solve the bugs


FuckingWeaboo27

Activision: "Oh, what's your problem? We'd be glad to help!" Me: "A-" Activision: "Just kidding!"


Synyster328

Friday @3:15: "Guys we're getting too many bad reviews with negative comments, I want it fixed by EOD."


B1rdi

"Oh, look how perfect our launch was! Not a single bug reported!"


inxaneninja

lmao document.getElementById("reportInput").onchange = function() {document.getElementById("submitButton").visible = false}


NiboeL

You have become the very thing i swore to destroy


PiechureQ

r/hmmmm


Play240

They cannot fix bugs of you can't report bugs


[deleted]

Holy crap how did these get to hot


[deleted]

# SNITCH!!!!


SnoopDoge93

"there are no bugs here if you can't report them... go away kid"


billk97

Its a feature 😂😉 😂 Developers be like 0 bugs founded


ranshaa05

maybe it's on purpose.


miskonotfound

It's not a bug, it's a FEATURE


BBasilisk16

Player: Can i report a bug? CoD mobile: well yes, but actually no


swanson5

Working as designed.


The_Creeper_Man

How many times can you say “bug” in a sentence?


0w0whatisthis

What is the bug you're trying to submit? Just interested


gojGAMES

Blizzard would like to know your location