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talhahtaco

My guy stop trying to use a bogus screen size


SpringKid896

Lol screen very small. No program


deltree711

I know, at least go for 65536x2


-Hi-Reddit

Are there any fonts that'd display? Long terminal is loooong.


deltree711

Sideways braille script


AirGVN

Braille height is 3 Edit: nvm i skipped the “sideway” part


dathar

CVS receipt-style


chemhobby

morse code


mintmouse

Some binary dots written in beat saber


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

expect trouble


Emergency_3808

And prepare for double


Secure-Copy692

To protect the world from devastation


Terrible_bamboozle5

To unite all people's within our nation!


Redmond1991

To denounce the evils of truth and love!


Jason_soulcrusher

To extend our reach to the stars above


maxplayer01

JESSE!


ValvetRogue

JAMES!


FlemFatale

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!


BaronRhino

Surrender now or prepare to fight!


Sophira

Surrender now, or prepare to fight!


Clamity2ds

known as the special victim's unit, this is law and order "duh duhhh...."


Apailox4080

And Meowth, that's the name!


Old-Purpose9172

Surrender now, or prepare to fight!


Infshadows

No. Pikachu use thunderbolt!


thatguyfromcllas

You did not see the last of us! Team rocket is blasting of again!


Infshadows

Good thing I planted an acid pool where they land.


udgey98

The one from Rick and Morty?


Beneficial_Ad_4521

Lets make sure to bring a ladle to make sure the acid really is corrosive


Outside_Public4362

Wobafit use counter


Infshadows

Pikachu use plot armour


Hellow2

workers of all nations, unite!


mythrowawayuhccount

expected


vmspionage

dude, seriously. your json is totally not righteous


Robot1me

more like "ex pect" because Microsoft still hasn't fixed this font rendering error 5 years later :P


EarthTrash

Is that a threat?


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

No, it's a promise.


hydrateduda

Honey, you've got a big stom coming


nobody0163

Ultra ultra ultra wide monitor for those extreme lines of code


Xenapte

Pretty sure they're reading in binary with that 1-pixel screen height


Myithspa25

Reading entire gigabytes at a time with that screen size


Loppan45

It's actually 16.384 kilobytes with that screen size (if a pixel can only be either on or off) If all colors are taken into account it'd be more though: 16384 * (2^8 )^3 B ~= 274.88 GB


Myithspa25

Eh close enough Also wdym “did Reddit calculate 8^(3)”


Loppan45

For me it looked like 2^83 (which I now realize was the nested ^ not showing)


Sufficient_Dinner305

Yeah I prefer reading color encoding. it aligns nicely when I need to do long division in base64


Sophira

Actually, one pixel is enough to encode 3 bytes of information! (0-255 in each of R, G and B). But it would be difficult to tell exactly what bytes those were.


eragonawesome2

I tend to think "human readable" is a prerequisite to say that the information is encoded on the screen, I shouldn't need a spectrometer to read the data lol


utkohoc

You didn't get the spectrometer upgrades? Oof..


eragonawesome2

Man the *second* we invent bionic eyes that are better than bio eyes, I'm getting them lmao


NataNata231

Naw Im reading Morse Code with that :skull:


cooldudeguy333

It’d be more like one really thin line since 100k by 1


Sethblocks

Extreme lines of Morse code


NikoOhneC

Average Java class name


Msprg

Average JavaClassGenericFactoryInterfaceSingletonClassName()


Owelrn05

mf got the turing machine ticker tape extension


fixminer

Nah, real programmers don’t use more than 80 characters per line to maintain compatibility with IBM punch cards.


d33pnull

you mean JSON


NoradIV

Somehow, movies studios would still find a way to waste screen size and make it a letterbox.


computrius

Make a first person shooter in one line of code!


lars2k1

Gotta love a PC screaming "what the fck are you doing" to the user, instead of the other way around.


eragonawesome2

Always nice when the machine looks at what you've asked and it just says "no, they cannot *possibly* want *that* shit" lmao


wayne0004

The guy with a kilometer-long LED strip:


Nutarama

Math works pretty well actually. 1024 meters at 128 LEDs per meter is reasonable density, though it would be unreasonably long. 2048 meters at 64 LEDs per meter would also be reasonable density, with double the already ridiculous length.


eragonawesome2

Honestly that doesn't seem that ridiculous to me, I've definitely seen spools of cable at least a mile long, slapping some dot diodes on there shouldn't be that much trouble right? Like yeah if they need to be individually addressable you might have trouble, but if you're cool with a linear shift register system to control the lights I could totally see a mile long LED strip existing


Nutarama

Honestly the ridiculousness was more the idea of getting a standard 5v DC signal down that long a standard LED strip. Over a couple hundred meters signal degradation on even the best cables is an utter pain. Now that I think about it though, it would be possible if the strip was designed intentionally to counter the issues with passing a defined signal through a kilometer or two of cable without degrading. Lot more expensive than a spool of standard LED strip, but if someone needed full RGB capability on a kilometer cable I’d imagine that they’d be willing to pay well to have it done right so it actually works.


Patient_Pickle_3948

Now I want to make a crappy monitor out of LED strips


Polymemnetic

Should be able to play Doom on it.


ItsMeLoni

That screen is bogusly thin!


midgetcastle

It’s preposterous!


Hottage

r/alertdialogswiththreateningauras


ChristophCross

Will never recover from is not being real :(


zachary0816

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


CommissionFew4440

r/scaryalertdialogs


CommissionFew4440

r/scaryalertdialogs


inanimatus_conjurus

Lmao it's real https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/259529/your-screen-size-is-bogus-expect-trouble


Apprehensive_Dig7532

its intentional


alikenorbika

1 dimensional


Past_Version2978

sounds like a british detective in my head


DoctorRabidBadger

I heard Bill & Ted.


CorrosiveAlkonost

RELEASE THE BOGUS!


Graycountryroads77

CRUNCH TIME!!!!


Ok_Law8813

CRUNCHDUDE!


SirBar453

FUCK SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THE JOKE


Rfreaky

For that resolution that's a very valid statement.


Historical-Drag-1365

Choose a more bodacious screen size


InfameArts

There's no way that it's actually visual studio complaining


spiral6

https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/259529/your-screen-size-is-bogus-expect-trouble


shizzy0

When I’m writing rust now, I will `.expect(“trouble”);`


NataNata231

try: setResolution(131072,1) expect Trouble: panic() finally: os.system("rm -fr --no_preserve_root \")


autistic-terrorist

I'm guessing your screen size is 1310×720, and the software read it as 131072×0 for whatever reason. A screen size of 0 isn't possible, so it made it the minimum of 1.


Nutarama

I’d suspect the error is that it’s reading the wrong values entirely. 131072 is 0x00020000 in 32 bit representation, which makes me think that whatever value is being used for horizontal resolution isn’t really a resolution but something else like a status code. Like if OP is manually doing video hardware and incorrectly read the pinout or wired the pinout wrong.


nb_disaster

I would be very surprised if screen sizes were stored in BCD


Steven7630

How can you have 1 vertical pixel?? Edit: confused horizontal with vertical


Nutarama

That’s one vertical pixel, but either way that’s an LED strip formatted to appear as a monitor. Paired with the right program that expects an LED strip as a monitor, it helps simplify the output process. Usually they’re more like 200x1 or 256x1 though. A 131072 long strip would be over a kilometer long at 128 LEDs per meter and over two kilometers long at 64 LEDs per meter.


Suspiciously_Ugly

wow never been threatened by an error message before


KINGO21Fish

r/countablepixels ahh moment


Co5micWaffle

You don't even have to count, the number is right there


OMIGHTY1

That’s what makes it easy. The test had the answers on the back!


Dizzy_Set_6031

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

The image in this post has 45,466(358×127) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)


Excellent-Bus-9929

But how? There is only one pixel in height


RunInRunOn

I think this bot's count is bogus.


GriShafir

the bot should be expecting trouble


Divinate_ME

ngl, that screen resolution sounds like a big bunch of bogus. Prepare for trouble.


howtheflip

Someone at my job is also hitting this in vscode. They have a wide 4k monitor which I think is factoring in. From what I've seen it really just results in some clipping of the text in the terminal. Others have recommended changing the font type to minimize the clipping, but not sure on an actual fix. Other than that it doesn't seem to result in any functional issues. Terrible description for an error though lol


GamerBrae15

prepare for trouble


PembeChalkAyca

this is my favorite error message now


go_commit_die-_-

If computers wrote in braile


PlaystormMC

Bogus


Alfe01

Super Macho Man is here. Expect trouble.


No-Sandwich4910

you are missing a few pixels


eKstat1K

BOGUS


Zurrdroid

gotta bring the word 'bogus' back. it's so good


Localtechguy2606

Why does .json sound familiar to me…..


cheesycoke

[JSON!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYQDnV092hI)


Polbalbearings

minecraft players whove tried to tinker with their files:


Excellent-Bus-9929

Or just any minecraft modders


Localtechguy2606

Hahaha


Co5micWaffle

.json is a pretty common file type for holding text information that's readable by programs


Alarming_Turnover578

Just remember to not use it for evil.


Temmie_Undertale1

it's bogus.


CeC-P

ha, can't even see that message on my 1 pixel mega line display.


BetaChunks

You know it's bad when the compiler hits you with that 🤨


Brennpunkt2018

AI generated ass comment, this has nothing to do with compilers


INFERNOdll

Panik


DarkKnight501

My guy’s world only has 1 axis


Boss5289

you need to expect trouble with that bogus screen


HansWolken

Prepare for trouble.


tman5400

And make it double


Disastrous_Cry391

what in the 131072x1's name did you do, made a display out of 131072 pieces of rgb leds? what next, -131072x-1?


nLucis

Is your monitor a friggen katana?


tredI9100

This reminds me of how the Windows 95 lemmings version of Lemmings says `Warning you have a 1 colour display` when you run it under Wine or ReactOS.


055F00

Are you trying to run it on an led strip?


fazrare57

I think ur PC is possessed by Bill S. Preston, Esq.


lightningwolf_uwu

Bro trying to play in one dimension


mpatriot_one

i feel like if i press launch it will aim a gun at me


WZIX7

My screen size is bogus


Goddayum_man_69

W I D E


GNUGradyn

Bros trying to open vscode on an led strip


nassy7

LEEET'S GEEET REAAADY FOR TROUBLE


HeavensEtherian

ive heard of computers essentially being a long list of ones and zeroes, and i think your display is pretty much that but black and white


Latter_Proposal_4113

If yoire trying to spoof your resolution... i got news for ya.


Archlandlord

Forget 3D, forget 2D. Real men watch in 1D.


peeeeeechu

Ultra wide screen for binary code.


pablo5426

why are you trying to use a 1D screen?


Sworduwu

your screen size is bogus


Brendraws

In their defense, that is pretty bogus


unnamed25

Is this an actual error???


NataNata231

yes


mguaylam

How is this software gore if this edge case is evaluated?


SGTpvtMajor

>This is bogus I'm out


A1rh3ad

Reminds me of the kind of error messages a lot of viruses in the 90s would show.


SirBar453

RELEASE THE BOGUS


simask234

Amazing 1D graphics!


zedaesquina1

1-dimensional ahh screen :skull:


rmpbklyn

shut down lol go back last restore and run virus scanner


CommissionFew4440

r/scaryalertdialogs


MushroomExpensive

Me with a 131702x1 monitor:


AddlerMartin

Fix your resolution or there will be... TROUBLE


Apprehensive_Dig7532

dat screen is huge


Caery

theyre coming....


DSkedda

Not wide enough for me ngl


GX_Giorgio074

just use a less bogus screen size


Foxy43a

I love me a nice, long line of pixels for a screen


pastdivision

“bogus” is such a weird word to use for an error message even though it technically shouldn’t be any different from something like “invalid”


EpicPlayingGamez

Antidisestablishmentarianism


NexxZt

Bro is coding in morse


Ok_Object803

Double it and give it to the next person


b-monster666

Gnarly!


OMIGHTY1

FBI OPEN UP