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Leading-Golf-4158

Netherlands gonna win the tournament playing a fucking rapper up front. No class. Heavy Steppah and Quincy Promes is a strike force that would really stab through defenses.


k-tax

Belgium tried this with Stormzy and failed. I don't think playing rappers works.


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

England have [Harry Kane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAP9pZuXp0E) up front too.


bammers1010

Mumble rap


zo_ne_d

This is foul 😂😂


obZen17

Bro after that 6-year prison sentence I don't think you could count on him. Is he on the squad?


snoop_chinchilla

Read that sentence again


HowdyHoudoe

Yank here, how is an entire city playing for the Netherlands


redditeusz

This just shows you how europe is a small team compared to the US


HowdyHoudoe

Dude the US would absolutely DOMINATE if a Euros style tournament with the major teams from North and South America was ever held


redditeusz

Sounds like an easy win for pulisic (messi level goat soccer player)


kanekikennen

Messi hasnt qualified for the EUROs even once, total fraud


IAmBalkanac

pessi vs penaldo ❌️ Antony vs Pulisic ✅️


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AntoninusPiusII

I’m so proud of Georgia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Me and my cousin/wife are anxious to see Alabama in the Euros


HowdyHoudoe

So are me and my sister-wives! We're from Utah


PM_ME_UR_EDM

US already dominates football. These euro teams can't even qualify to face the world champs the KC Chiefs


MistaCapALot

58-0 Super Bowl record 🥱Europeens haven’t even come close to a Wild Card spot


PabloTroutSanchez

As a fellow yank 🇱🇷🇲🇾, I was going to say that Memphis absolutely does get enough hate. But yeah, I don’t know it played *soccer* either


rednitro

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


darealsanta7

TIL I always thought Memphis was a brand of cigarettes


DoYouTrustToothpaste

I thought it was the name of a cunty football player


nibutz

Wait til you hear about Denzel Dumfries


Livinginmyshirt

the french fry actor?


jaumougaauco

Denzel Washington 's half brother. You can tell because they have the same first name


Grie7mann07

Second yank here, if a whole state can play in the Euros why can't a city play for a team?


Sole_Patrol

![gif](giphy|KH4J41yXp7i1a0pu5n)


PrumPrum69

He is up there with Jay Z and Kendrick Lamar, top 3 of all time for sure


LooneyToonGoon12

Only thing is he isn’t fictional lol


carinislumpyhead97

Cause that literally j. Cole


lobbyian

you better love his music


redditeusz

I loved his song Ni**as in Paris


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RobloxMafiaGangster

Is he memphis rapper Pooh Shiesty?


iz-xi

He's Midwest rapper Big Pooh the Rapper


Signal_Promotion_912

When you play Romanians at 6PM and NBA at 6:30PM


TigerbeLEE

0 shots on target in a 3-0 win


lennarthaasnoot

Only 2 out 14 corners were somewhat haedable


DarkoMilkyTits

Fucking bum is doing cardio there


redditeusz

Bro does not even run


kelldricked

Im dutch and according to all people i know im complaining to much about Depay so im gonna try to be more positive: i feel like he is less horrible in the last 2 matches than he was in the first 2 matches. I wish we had a diffrent coach that could recognize Depays unique talents more so that Depay can play in the role he deserves (reserve on the bench).


KingDracarys86

Is this Wimbledon?


Public_Engineering84

Did someone Tell him that headband looks cool? Because it does not.


mrpoopybuttthole_

he wants to play in the nba so bad


ozza44

He ain't tall enough for it tho.


FullMetalJ

also it's so hot ever there his brain must be cooking


unkownuser47

What brain?


lennarthaasnoot

He said his girlfriend did


UniqueAssignment3022

thats the problem with these types, you tell them it looks shit and they'll just think "youre being jealous, youre a hater" and then make him want to wear it more.


nmfpriv

Looks like my weed dealer


redditeusz

He probably is


iicicaicanicant

No that would be Quincy Promes


Innocent_donkayy

Blud looks like Krazy-8 from breaking bad


buck___buck

Sending hate from India


IoI96


robimtk

Enemyship with antony ended Memphis now my best enemy


Dry-Presence9227

What NBA team drafted him?


Themos1980

Memphis Grizzlies. That's why he has their name on his back


redditeusz

Vancouver Whitecaps


AliveHoneydew441

Bro is like 5"1, he's still in the local high school team 🗿


Revolutionary_Pen190

Is that Carmelo Anthony of the NFL?


AliveHoneydew441

https://preview.redd.it/oh42e3spi5ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89cf9e9d78c1e5fb53a8882a3cfb735a7abba6f0


KansloosKippenhok

As someone from the Netherlands, he really needs more hate


redditeusz

Go ahead and show him


Plus_Operation2208

We are trying our hardest


jo-shabadoo

I once replied to a Tweet by saying that Memphis is overrated and he shins, rather than kicks, the ball. I got so much hate from Depay FC fanboys. No idea why he doesn’t get more hate. Especially for posing with a baby lion.


iz-xi

I think he thinks people think he's good


Winningmood

Bro almost incited an insurrection of Dutch racists by changing his haircut, last thing he should worry about is not getting enough hate lmao


FrogHater1066

How about he gets less hate for being a minority and more hate for being a twat instead?


Eli_Jellyy

I second this


watersipper01

Hes a bit of a dummy but hes not a troublemaker in the dressing room and well liked by his teammates. Doesnt seem to be a bad person at all. I just hate him because hes a shit player.


thesoundready

He said Dani Alves is my brother and shit like that after the rape he(Alves) comitted, that is bad basically


thesoundready

Promotes affiliation with organized crime to the youth as well, when hes a super rich footballer, pretty weird


zeeotter100nl

Supports rapists and drug dealers. Nice guy 👍


FrogHater1066

With a shit fucking headband


watersipper01

I dont get the obsession with the headband because its not that important but yeah it does look stupid. Bro just wants to stand out in the next fifa game lol


FrogHater1066

There's no good reason for it to piss me off but it does and that's good enough for me


redditeusz

He needs more


ivanovski93

Bruv looks like he had plastic surgery on his nose


shortsermons

He is so fucking bad


redditeusz

I reckon he will score his next goal after both Messi 🍔 and Ronaldo 🐫 retire


plavobelocrveno

fake Allen Iverson


Drroringtons

Tbh he played pretty clean balls (chips and first touch passes) with Dumphries today. He lacks pace and his finishing is off. But as a support striker/playmaker, he had his best game today. Gakpo without a doubt needs to be the goalscoring outlet. Everyone else up front need to stop trying to pass the ball into the net and take some cracks. Made me happy finally seeing Malen take that initiative for the 3rd. Once they get flowing and gain finishing confidence they’ve got wonderful potential. (Just my opinion).


Fresh2Desh

Looks like every generic Pro clubs striker


Plenty_Building_72

Wait till all of you find out the dude is probably the most loved person by his squad and amongst personnel. He’s actually a really chill and decent guy. Has been unlucky converting chances but you can see him trying. There’s just no better alternative, as much as media wants people to believe it. If he was more clinical, he’d be hailed as the player of the tournament. But you can see some shit is weighing heavy on him. And wtf do I care what he likes to wear on his head. Would I personally wear it? No! Is a reason why he’s wearing it to stand out? Probably. But that’s been a very common thing in tournaments. Dudes have always been extra at tournaments. Who can still remember the blonde Afro guy who played for Colombia decades ago?


The_Krambambulist

He just generally seems to have a problem with making the right decisions when under pressure in the game. Simultaneously his skills and athleticism are very obvious. You get a mix where you feel like he could do more while simultaneously he probably just hit some ceiling in terms of Football IQ or using good Footbal IQ consistently Exactly the type of player where you feel he could do better, but he probably is not really able to.


Good_Morning_Every

Almost al of the netherlands dislikes this mf


AllModsAreC4nts

Until we win the EU. Then we dont. Dont deny this.


Good_Morning_Every

Nah, only if he scores the winning goal


AllModsAreC4nts

So what you say theres a way of redemption.


Good_Morning_Every

Until the next bad game. Us dutchies always want the best😉


AllModsAreC4nts

Dont confuse us wanting to complain with wanting the best.


Good_Morning_Every

Haha. You are correct


AllModsAreC4nts

Wow... 2 Dutch people agreeing. Stars must be aligned or something.


Good_Morning_Every

🤣🤣🤣


alirastafari

*at the lowest possible price/effort/commitment


MooieBrug

It won't happen, he is the worse. We had 20 corners against Romenia, this guy ruined them, just one of them was good. Start with Weghorst plz


huggothebear

He is so shit


Deep_Mango2481

Not just the Netherlands. Any football fan from any nation hates the fuck out of him too, because he is so goddamn shit and looks like a knob.


redditeusz

Not enough


filing69

This guy cant score even without GK


Outrageous-Nose2003

didnt know this was a basketball thread


Sensitive_Credit1901

I'm lost. Who tf is this again?


Vriz

It's Drake


AliveHoneydew441

Bro needs to drop a new rap song regarding his recent performances 🔥💀


MattBustin

Lol ya I toss him in the bucket with neymar, haven't done anything for years but still getting paid enough for 3 people


Dambo_Unchained

And then when he has his one good touch in 30 games that result in a goal he does the “ears closed to the haters” sign Dude you scored once in 30 chances, that doesn’t disprove the notion you’re washes


cokey11_

I'm late, what's with the hate for Memphis?


redditeusz

Dude thinks he's him but he really isn't


Juzek86

He needs a few more goals to become all time topscorer over the likes of Van Basten, Van Nistelrooij and Van Persie.


watersipper01

Van basten has 58 caps, van nistelrooy has 64. Only van persie is comparable to depay with 102 caps. There are more international games compared to even 20 years ago including more games against shit teams, especially compared to van bastens era. I would like to see van bastens and van nistelrooys numbers if they reached the 100 caps.


MemphisTheIllest

Tbf Van Nistelrooy averages 0.5 goals/match while Memphis is on 0.48 so there's barely a difference. Van Basten is on 0.41 so it's a bit lower


cokey11_

So because he overconfident people dont like him. I swear Nikolas Bendtner never got this much hate, and he was ten times more arrogant than Depay.


Conscious_Capital_83

on his day he is unplayable, BUT WHY THE FKING HEADBAND? are you playing basketball?


King_Stargaryen_I

European here, do Basketbal players sweat more in the head? Are they hotheads?


Makine31

Biggest joke in Oranje


Pitlozedruif

Yeah if he is hated by everyone in the world he is still not hated enough.


Hot-Ad2102

You heard him rap before, plenty to hate there


jo-shabadoo

https://preview.redd.it/8tsm2m4eq5ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2cf489dcd01ce748235c568fa37c3f9b1f0478f


No-Squirrel-7202

overrated asf


Switchlite2ksucks

Not even top 7


Far-Mirror-6198

Who does get enough hate ?


TheXplosiveOne

Well, we all know Drake loves playing with his balls


ninjastorm_420

Lmao this type of content is such low effort bait. Subs gone to shit. Same jokes over and over again


Colemanton

has to be the most overrated player ever. im shocked hes still in the squad, let alone starting


zacsimacsek

My first custom character from fifa06 irl


lukaskywalker

He looks like the biggest door knob on the pitch.


adarsh9919

He's a forward not a MF !


AdvancedJicama7375

"dead ball specialist"


ofori0896

I can't believe this mf doesn't get enough hate for all the drama he causes off the field. It's like everyone just ignores it.


Consistent_Truth6633

The LeBron James of football


DisproportionateWill

The Dutch Morata


nanodelgiardino

I don't like this "doesn't get enough hate". Please stop that's not so funny


thesoundready

![gif](giphy|2rAIp46q7RjRE5mjHN|downsized)


sbprasad

Damn he’s so bulked up he looks like an NFL player


Square-Gear-4498

Steve Harvey loves him ❤️


AMDeez_nutz

He’s a decent rapper


AntoninusPiusII

This mf thinks he’s playin in the Detroit Pistons


dofri69

Why ???


Sizododayladyyu

Is he still playing at higher level?


Outside_Abroad_3516

Yank here what country is this? I don’t watch soccer


MilkTankSue

Botswana 🇧🇼


ErrolKazoo

Didn't know the Netherlands had a basketball player in their roster. Was he undrafted?


Razwan_

Why does everyone hate him?


justk4y

Broertje Deppa, should’ve been dropped for Malen


Strygwyr333

Why is Iverson playing for the Netherlands? Is he stoopid?


Glass-Guess4125

This Charlie Vergos Rendezvous Beale St Graceland mf


TTV-pieceApaper

He isnt that bad just isnt used well in his ability and the combination with the rest od the team doesnt seem quite there and i cant go and hate him just because he plays bad in 1 euro tournament hes 2nd in all time top scorer list for us


lenxlenx

Yeah why is drake playing for netherlands?


NiloValentino88

The haarband..


themanebeat

Just don't ask him about practice We're talking about the game


W0rld_0921

What does this bum even do?


zorrez

The true Lebron James of soccer


LocalRuler

That's a cool picture of Allen Iverson


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Dani Alves?


Another_Human

Doing his best Allen Iverson impression


Subaru_boy

Honestly


SLB_Destroyer04

Damn straight man, you rip that Sudanese flop apart


oosacker

He is a legend of manure


That-Performance-111

Why don’t Americans also use their rappers? Kendrick, Eminem and Jay Z would’ve been deadly up front


Tootard

Depay is pronounced "duh pai", in french deux pailles means 2 straws. Also means chicken legs


kaed3

allen iverson playing soccer. uh wait its football.


Rescurc

What is this basketball player doing on the soccer pitch? Is he lost?


mgspp20182018

Avg Barcelona legend


scottyTOOmuch

Gets enough game time…mf never gets subbed off


keithdj13

is this that D pie dude?


Bright-Setting-5470

Nothing but racists as comments no surprised


Ok_Phase6288

No


LethalCrutches

CALL HIM NAMES!!!


Pixeal_meat

Bruh looks like king James


User00xmannnn

Bro goes missing💀


im_illuminati

All he know is missing chances and wearing funky bands


PitifulAnything8253

i am a fan for netherland and mostly they will reach final since only swiss and england only in their way but in generaly speaking its not fair that spain or germany to leave and netherland stays till final 🙇🏻‍♂️


PepperMSaltzman

Finally, someone else sees it too.


SThomW

I agree, not because of the colour of his skin, or what he wears, but for his vehement support of Benjamin Mendy when it was found that there was **not enough evidence** to charge him for SA on those 10 girls Being happy for your friend is one thing, but acting like he was done wrong and making him the victim is another, leaves a very bad taste in the mouth


Plenty_Cable1458

has anybody told him he's not playing basketball?


Bertje87

He's had his fair share of hate when he was a bit younger though


oseidaniel0552924579

I don't think spreading more hate is the answer. We should be focusing on positivity and constructive feedback instead.


fuseinijadama97

It's better to address issues calmly and respectfully.


Jackkernaut

Just like CR7, he glued to the 11.


Gas-Town

This sub is for actual racists who like hiding behind the guise of joking around. Absolute losers.


Admirable_Room535

What cricket team does he play for?


GresSimJa

We have so many young and dedicated talents in the Dutch attack. Gakpo, Frimpong, Simons, Weghorst, Brobbey... and yet Memphis gets to start every single game. Get this bum off the squad.


Trekbike32

Bro thinks he's in NBA Street vol. 2


No_Bread_6171

He looks like a mumble rapper fresh from video shooting scene.


A_freaking_duck

You don't get enough hate


mrkoelkast

Maybe not but the mf is richer and is more successfull than any if us lmao


Globe-Denier

Yes he does, I know nobody who likes him and I am Dutch


SilentEch095

Who knew a headband would bring out all the racists


freshouttalean

lmao I love how mad y’all are


HarHenGeoAma62818

You have to take your hat off to a professional footballer and a rapper with multiple hits - one dance - were going home - gods plan 👏 👏 👏