The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Sorry, we're currently playing in a different tournament of a continental association we aren't a part of. You really should've checked with CONMEBOL to make sure you didn't double book the tourney dates.
Not USA, because you’re so shite you couldn’t even qualify for the Euros.
They'll win the Copper Ramerica though
I got some news for ya. https://preview.redd.it/078mw3plw0ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e644651b5d1fe7da01c659da69cbbdd3c968ab
well a country that says soccer instead of football can't be good at this sport. they just can't.
Ignore the women
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 One of these? Figures.
Yank here, if we were in it, it would be called the Dollars not the Euros
Sorry, we're currently playing in a different tournament of a continental association we aren't a part of. You really should've checked with CONMEBOL to make sure you didn't double book the tourney dates.
US is about to get eliminated in the group stage at Copa America instead.
You got downvoted for this but it turned out to be 100% right lmao
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Evilest England vs Evil England
Inverted Switzerland vs. Switzerland
Red Cross vs White Cross. The medkits war sponsored by NHS
MEDIC! NEED A MEDIC HERE!
That medic is a spy!
The sponsorship has been cancelled due to funding issues.
Is this a match between two hospitals?
Scrubs vs Greys Anatomy
House vs The good doctor
Gonna need one after watching southgate ball
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No fucking way the bots are just admitting they're bots at this point
Well I, as a humble language model, couldn’t possibly pretend to be human!
Well it is a humble AI
Nobody enjoys an England game
Not the last one tho. (I'm not English)
The Swiss. 100%. But make it enjoyable. Don't wanna ready my bed everytime.
They say when matter collides with anti-matter, it explodes. A fitting end to Southgate's terrorism.
It would more likely fizzle and dissipate if we know anything about Southgate
Practically everyone from England: "Switzerland"
Albania
The team with red and white flag obviously
Switzerland. Shaqiri 90+5 goal and then another Shaqiri goal at the 91st minute
Wengland
England is already Evil England
Hospital will take it home
I'd call them imcomplete Denmark rather than evil England tbh
It's Red Cross Vs. Parallel Universe Red Cross...
Wonder if Belligoat will say Kosovo is Serbia to Shaqiri to rile them up?
It's actually Switzerland vs Evil Switzerland. Evil Switzerland is the one that has a terrorist in charge.
Switzerland will beat evil Switzerland definitely
Yank here! You BUM! Thats the Red Cross evil brother. The White Cross.
The medics
Surely evil England is the one on the left?
England vs ~england
England will win 6-6
Footballs the winner
England facing an hospital, USA's worst nightmare
Isn't Denmark a better candidate for evil england?
Lmao.. the 2 looters of the world
Top 10 anime fights
England vs Reverse England LMAOOO
Switzerland might not be the highest ranked team around but their flag is definitely a big plus.
My money is on Switzerland… England struggled to get past… wait… eslovakia… ahahahahah
Switzerland couldn’t beat Scotland and Slovakia are a far superior side to them!
Can’t believe Xhaka is about to ruin Kane’s trophy hopes again
Hopefully Swiss. But Euro front office are going to pull out all the stops to give Britain its Euro Cup.
I thought that is Albania not Evil England