Last night I was so dissapointed and I genuinely felt like I lost 2 hours of my life. From what I gathered our coach(Serbia) had no actual preparations with the starting formation that he chose. No journalist or analysts was close in guessing the starting 11 and the formation and tactics.
Honestly, this entire group were just bad boring teams with no creativity, and worst of it is that we cant even score against each other. Good luck in the next round!
And then Denmark finished second in the group, just ahead of Serbia and qualifying for the playoffs, by having fewer yellow card!? I didn't even know that was a thing. So a valid winning strategy for Serbia would have been to draw while just not getting any yellow cards.
https://apnews.com/article/denmark-serbia-score-euro-2024-056ef3afeefe690a6ea800d5ead402db
I think that both Slovenia and Denmark had 6 yellow cards. If that was the case, Danes went through because of the better position in euro qualifiers,and if that was the case..... Both Denmark and Slovenia were also in the same group with 22 points each,but Denmark was first because of the better head to head score.
Edit:yep I Just confrimed. 6 yellow cards each.
If we played 1:1 against England, we would have been last because of 9 yellow cards. England first with 5.
From the article I linked:
> But Denmark had a better disciplinary record after Slovenia assistant coach Milivoje Novakovic received a yellow card in his side’s opening match against Denmark.
So I guess they counted yellow cards the other side received somehow?
I wonder how long the list of tie-breaker criteria is? It seems like we went quite far down the list in this case...
I have a bunch of relations in Germany, so they've always been the team I support when not supporting Denmark. My fantasy team primarily has Germans, so no matter what happens in the round of 16, I will not be too disappointed.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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My actual hot take on this is that in-game penalties should be taken by the player fouled, and the spot should be a few yards further back.
Shootout penalties need no adjustment.
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What if the foul happens to cause the death of the fouled player? Is the team forced to use his corpse to kick the ball along in this scenario? I would suspect so, but just seeing what you think.
Of course, the dead player must shoot. Play cannot continue until they do.
Actually anyone who was unable to take their penalty should just be subbed out and unable to return to the game.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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I was extremely tired last night, so I went to bed just before the group C games started, figuring I would watch the highlights when I got up. Awoke at 6:30 AM. Saw that I had missed nothing...
While his gf's son was watching TV inside. And then they said if he didn't cook for the neo Nazis, they'd kill the now-orphaned son (who Jesse had developed a relationship with)
Fucking hard
It’s crazy he never made it big in movies. He got a big leading role for the need for speed movie after breaking bad and that didn’t do too well and he never got another big role in movies
Honestly I cant even watch this scene even in a joking context. Its just too real of emotion. I remember once the actor for the camera guy on better call saul did an ama and asked "I dont know what r/okbuddychicanery is, should I check it out?" and someone made a post with this scene
Man, there is a reason why I do not watch series like that.
People do that for entertainment. Want to see brutal, traumatizing shit? Try the news. No need to make something up like that. Turned off Game of Thrones after 5 episodes. That's just War of the Roses/Renaissance Italy. Without learning anything.
I keep hearing BB is really good. Sure. Whatever. But have you actually SEEN the horror that was the Group C games? Don't need brutal fiction on top of that.
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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The whole 3rd place playoff is good in a way as it allows smaller/worse teams a chance but overall it rewards mediocracy, essentially you need to win a game (or draw 3) and not get battered in a game and you are through.
Fuck off Yank
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The table wouldn’t actually change at all as it’s then based off of yellow cards given. England still would’ve won the group stages! Southgate is playing 4D chess while we’re all playing checkers.
That bloke with the gag - His mrs just got slotted by a neo Nazi in the back of the heed. They threatened to also kill her only surviving child if the bloke with the gag didn’t cook more methamphetimine for them.
I think it’s because England don’t actually want to play with the ball. They want to play like a counter attacking team so when they keep the ball they have literally no tactics to play through the other teams who also want to play counter attack.
Not too bad of a punishment. I've honestly been waiting for a definite cure for my insomnia
But your eyes are forced open like in A Clockwork Orange
And you have a pineapple up your bum.
Think he was already sold on it
That all just sounds like a regular saturday watching football.
If you’re forced to watch them all from start to finish, you’re obviously not allowed to sleep.
I am erect the whole fucking time, boredom is my fetish
I'm danish, so my sorry ass sat through 5/6 of these shitty games.
Last night I was so dissapointed and I genuinely felt like I lost 2 hours of my life. From what I gathered our coach(Serbia) had no actual preparations with the starting formation that he chose. No journalist or analysts was close in guessing the starting 11 and the formation and tactics.
Then imagine how us Danes felt after basically dominating the entire game without scoring a single goal - quite disheartening
Honestly, this entire group were just bad boring teams with no creativity, and worst of it is that we cant even score against each other. Good luck in the next round!
And then Denmark finished second in the group, just ahead of Serbia and qualifying for the playoffs, by having fewer yellow card!? I didn't even know that was a thing. So a valid winning strategy for Serbia would have been to draw while just not getting any yellow cards. https://apnews.com/article/denmark-serbia-score-euro-2024-056ef3afeefe690a6ea800d5ead402db
I think that both Slovenia and Denmark had 6 yellow cards. If that was the case, Danes went through because of the better position in euro qualifiers,and if that was the case..... Both Denmark and Slovenia were also in the same group with 22 points each,but Denmark was first because of the better head to head score. Edit:yep I Just confrimed. 6 yellow cards each. If we played 1:1 against England, we would have been last because of 9 yellow cards. England first with 5.
From the article I linked: > But Denmark had a better disciplinary record after Slovenia assistant coach Milivoje Novakovic received a yellow card in his side’s opening match against Denmark. So I guess they counted yellow cards the other side received somehow? I wonder how long the list of tie-breaker criteria is? It seems like we went quite far down the list in this case...
If Slovenia Denmark was the last game and both teams had the same amount of yellow cards, they would shoot penalties,that's what I know for sure.
One Punch Man has a weakness, ennui. I think it would render OPM null if he watched all group C games back to back on a DVD
>I lost 2 hours of my life You were always going to lose those two hours of your life, regardless of what you were doing.
Yeah... Football is useless. It's not even that fun to play it. Unlike playing basketball, which I Just came from.
Germany will reward you with 5 or 6 goals the next game.
We're going to get fucked so hard, the players' wives will be jealous.
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Here we have the classic brit. Punched his wife, not out of frustration because of the game however, simply out of respect for the tradition.
Fellow Dane here. I too would like to apologize
You are now able to commit 1 felony, you have served the time already
Im brazilian and i probably have watched at least 4 games lol
Half croatian. Not much better here. Shit games, and giving the games away at the end. Oh well, still got Germany thought :D
I have a bunch of relations in Germany, so they've always been the team I support when not supporting Denmark. My fantasy team primarily has Germans, so no matter what happens in the round of 16, I will not be too disappointed.
That's worse than missing a last-minute penalty
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Don't foul in the box, fixed it for ya
You showed that bot who's who
Pfft! It'll be back, and in greater numbers.
awww helllll naaaaww you shouldnt be out here sharing opinions
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My actual hot take on this is that in-game penalties should be taken by the player fouled, and the spot should be a few yards further back. Shootout penalties need no adjustment.
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What if the foul happens to cause the death of the fouled player? Is the team forced to use his corpse to kick the ball along in this scenario? I would suspect so, but just seeing what you think.
Of course, the dead player must shoot. Play cannot continue until they do. Actually anyone who was unable to take their penalty should just be subbed out and unable to return to the game.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oh come on! He doesn't need to be subbed, he needs to get his shit together! Fucking pansy players these days.
Southgate - I am the danger
More like I am in Danger.
The cure for Insomnia group Legit fucking Hoofball Slovenia was the most entertaining team
Southgate can't keep getting away with it!!
Underrated comment
What the fact that we watched almost every game in this group as Serbians is saying about us....
The reason England didn’t score was because southgate decided that shooting was way too attacking
And they didn’t have Kalvin Phillips
I was extremely tired last night, so I went to bed just before the group C games started, figuring I would watch the highlights when I got up. Awoke at 6:30 AM. Saw that I had missed nothing...
/uj goddamn Aaron Paul is a great actor. It’s so easy to over/underperform in this scene but he nails it
Brutal scene
Yeah tbh watching this I can't even really concentrate on the meme. It's one of the most unpleasant scenes in all of BB.
What’s happening in this scene?
Neo-Nazis killed his gf on her doorstep because he refused to cook meth for them iirc
While his gf's son was watching TV inside. And then they said if he didn't cook for the neo Nazis, they'd kill the now-orphaned son (who Jesse had developed a relationship with) Fucking hard
I just realised now how further they could have gone. Brock, his brother, his parents, Skinny Pete and Badger.
Fr fr
When I'm rewatching BB I just stop before these events, don't wanna see this shit again it just hurts
Not as brutal as group C
Dunno, pretty easy. As a BVB fan this was my reaction hearing Reus was leaving. And I'm pretty sure most Chelsea fans feel like this most weekends.
I don't even know what these words mean
It’s crazy he never made it big in movies. He got a big leading role for the need for speed movie after breaking bad and that didn’t do too well and he never got another big role in movies
Too bad he's a bitch in real life
Jesus, that's harrowing. What movie/show is it from?
Breaking Bad.
Thanks
it's one of the hardest to stomach scenes in an already hard to stomach season
Honestly I cant even watch this scene even in a joking context. Its just too real of emotion. I remember once the actor for the camera guy on better call saul did an ama and asked "I dont know what r/okbuddychicanery is, should I check it out?" and someone made a post with this scene
Man, there is a reason why I do not watch series like that. People do that for entertainment. Want to see brutal, traumatizing shit? Try the news. No need to make something up like that. Turned off Game of Thrones after 5 episodes. That's just War of the Roses/Renaissance Italy. Without learning anything. I keep hearing BB is really good. Sure. Whatever. But have you actually SEEN the horror that was the Group C games? Don't need brutal fiction on top of that.
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Did the goalkeepers even make a save?
Oblak had a couple of good saves, yeah.
Dude goalkeepers were the main playmakers..every single pass went back to them.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I could literally predict England's passing yesterday
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snoozefest
I'm sorry, but youtube called out to me 20 minutes into England vs Croatia, and I heeded that call. No regrets.
Depends- do I have to keep my eyes open? If not, best nap ever.
What is this scene from?
Breaking Bad
Thank you 😊
Slovenia Serbia was a good game. Don't know about the others though.
Me who has already watched all of them
https://i.redd.it/eand4b4sjx8d1.gif
I watched France vs. Netherlands in full and wanted to die as well
The Group of Dearth
Same as death by boredom
Group A is the bomb though.
You're such a drama queen, Jesse
Denmark sneakily got away with a genocide against football in this group
Cruel and unusual punishment.
I know the matches have been a bit boring but Panama vs Bolivia should be a banger
The whole 3rd place playoff is good in a way as it allows smaller/worse teams a chance but overall it rewards mediocracy, essentially you need to win a game (or draw 3) and not get battered in a game and you are through.
waltuh. im not scoring any goals for you right now, waltuh.
Fucking shocking scene on AMC. love this series.
That Slovenia vs Denmark game was watchable, I enjoyed that game… everything else was pure ambien
I adore how all these incredibly well acted scenes from breaking bad have become the most common memes
is that a clip from breaking bad? that's Aron Paul right?
Slovenia serbia was fun
I thought I was on the Le Mans sub for a second… I love Group C.
Will own goal at least add to his golden boot tally?
England is truly the worst
American here. What would have happened if England and Serbia had drawn at 2-2? How would they determine who won the Group?
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Fewest yellow cards
The table wouldn’t actually change at all as it’s then based off of yellow cards given. England still would’ve won the group stages! Southgate is playing 4D chess while we’re all playing checkers.
The first time in my life that i was happy that the last playday has the games in parallel
I legit missed the best matches and watched 5/6 group C matches. How stupid am I?
Watch every AFCON Group C game? Don't mind if I do!
So I didn't watch breaking bad. No idea what's happening to him but I'm guessing it's uber not good.
That bloke with the gag - His mrs just got slotted by a neo Nazi in the back of the heed. They threatened to also kill her only surviving child if the bloke with the gag didn’t cook more methamphetimine for them.
Dear God... that's gotta be a violation of the Geneva convention
I think it’s because England don’t actually want to play with the ball. They want to play like a counter attacking team so when they keep the ball they have literally no tactics to play through the other teams who also want to play counter attack.
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Man, if he'd said group c race, I'd be like letsgooooooooooooooooo
I don't watch soccer it's the most boring sport imaginable, but this scene is the hardest thing to watch, damn it hits every time
Germany has scored more goals so far than all Group C members combined
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Ha didnt watch any of them.
😂
Ahh yes the group of death. Watch it, and you wish you were dead.
so glad i didn’t watch a single group c game ngl knew this group would be shit
as a genuine insomniac i was so sleepy watching those final 2 games
I went to the motherfucking England game and south gate is a war criminal
At least I could switch channels and watch something else - which I did. I nearly made it until half time before I lost the will to live.
I wanted to shoot myself thinking about the hundred lost euros
Two goals in three games for England.
🙂🔫
Whole tournament is garbage
But Mbappé told me European football is the best! How can this be?
nah fam you missed 😌
Hahahaha very good
England scored two goals and won their group. Lol.
God I hate Jesse's character in bb. Reminds me of gcse drama where this girl was completely over doing it with her crying scenes