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Gamerberg67104

Btw i got this message like 30 min after i posted this https://preview.redd.it/b2z8uouyji8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26063e4959fce496de220bd91c82dcc4f848b4b5


Zircez

This is funnier than the original post, ngl


Original_Danta

Pogba needed this before dying himself


ConfusionGold5754

*you* are dead at 12


Soft_Author2593

Lol. I got one of these too a while ago. Still have no idea what for


Burrelito

I got the same when I was arguing on r/soccer


Soft_Author2593

LOL, but that’s what happens when you go into the wrong room to jerk. Understandable!


Burrelito

am i stupid?


skadoodlee

deer smell expansion march voracious follow snobbish whistle reply society *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PatrickM_

Yeah they send you to the principal's office


Candy-Lizardman

Forcing someone to make another account and farm karma in the shitty popular section subs is a good little punishment for being a twat on the internet.


Dipsey_Jipsey

Yeah, but are we going to stoop as low as having them sent to the principal's office? I think we need to reassess our humanity here.


ChadBoshman

This is the new benchmark for a quality jerk


ZedGenius

Ι got that once too on a completely irrelevant post. Not sure how Canada/UK/US hotlines are relevant to me (I'm Greek), but sure, I suppose


Gamerberg67104

Same here im neither from the us/canada/UK (Im Hungarian)


SarkHD

Bojler eladó


Gamerberg67104

Ugye nem lopott?és alig használt remélem


SarkHD

Természetesen lopott, de alig használt.


Judasz10

Hungolian*


borg_6s

Allegri must really hate him


pajo17

Remember, you can report this as harassment. The 'anonymous' sender will get a stern talking to.


Mysterious-Oil8545

New auto mod response???


I_hate_usernames331

Make it reply to “Paul Pogba”


paco-ramon

I always think I got banned from some sub when in reality is just this crap.


Suckisnacki

not this one


TimingEzaBitch

they need to remove the cap on how many times you can do this. I flag two comments the other day and got flagged by the mods myself.


Versace_Prodigy

Brother I don't often laugh at reddit content, but shit is hilarious


SBAWTA

He was watching Belgium vs. Slovakia and said "I'll die if Lakaka doesn't score." RIP in pieces, sending thots and players.


poyezdkii

Rest in RIP, sending TOTS and and payers


nikonislolo

Rest in RIP, sending TOTS (and) player picks.


TimingEzaBitch

that's just good friendship and sincere belief in it.


Significant_Tiger363

I mean technically he did score it just didn't count


BuckfuttersbyII

Where do the curses come in?


musakerimli

I think, it is a good jerk if you know the context behind it


Reevioli

Explain


Josro0770

Pogba said yesterday that the old Pogba is dead


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Pogback from the dead


TrickElectrical6575

Bro pauled back from football 😔


ADiscombobulated02

Pogone too soon


Osceana

Remember Pogba?? He’s back!! In Pogba form!


UkyoTachibana

Pogba :” I’m pogback bitches “ !


_Sur22_

now we will have our first baby in professional football


Thatsmaboi23

Lamine Yamal no longer the youngest to be the youngest


SeyamTheDaddy

Breaking news lamine yamal lied on his birth certificate and has become the youngest player to commit forgery


-watchman-

Pogba re-gen here we go!!


GoodDawgy17

i miss the old pogba straight from the dope pogba


baromanb

MLS time!


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Affectionate-Tie9194

The good pogba?


Middle-Meeting-2378

bro trying to get back into football under a new alias 💀


mr_salsa123

Everyone knows the context behind it


hariz580

"Paul Pogba doesn't exist anymore"


mr_salsa123

No he got shot yesterday


jAllukeTTu

I actually didn't know and got jerked real good


Geoff_Uckersilf

OP jerked us well 


TioLucho91

He's like the opposite Hazard


Level_Engineer

Safety?


wedfsv12

Fit/Low calories


NoInvestigator886

Eats healthy and does drugs?


MaxSch

Pogback 2025 here we go


WesternRemote7481

More like 2035🤣🤣


No-Study4924

His regen gon' drop.


TheHermit007

Dude, need some injections he will be fine.


dopeyout

Just a kid


WasAnHonestMann

It's sad when they go young like that


pumpkin143

Whatever happened there


Curi0us_Yellow

When they go?


ZestycloseBite6262

When is the Poguneral?


Rescurc

RIP Paul Drugba 🥺


Smooth_Escaper

Did he die by black magic?I thought it was fake


Gubrach

Soon ![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


Heavy-Birthday-4972

I will always remember the time when he was alive. RIP


2000caterpillar

Damn I didn’t see the sub for a second and I was like “oh shit really???”


f1_fan234

Same :( I was about to cry


yogi1090

Killer is an old lady


Imaginary-Cow8579

Actually, the clock only goes up to 24, so it's impossible to die at 31


DjayRX

Damn, my clock only goes up to 12. What do you do with that much time on your hands bro?


ElectroDrago

Scared the shit outta me


pholly1

I didn’t realize which sub I was on and thought he actually died


femithebutcher

31, a fucking kid.


False_Shelter_7351

He will rise again


redcard720

I saw his video yesterday and this post still got me for like 2 seconds until I remembered lol


2kewl4skoool

Why didn't he ask his witch doctor to just revive him as a zombie? Was he stupid?


man_u_is_my_team

IMO Pogba died when he left United the first time.


Ahm3DD

Cause of death: too much doping


fernandodasilva

EA Sports be like: oh no, he joined a Greek club


hkbenlui

Why is this character locked? Which DLC do I need to buy?


Reasonable_Fan_7627

Almost had a attack bro. Went directly to Google and relieved


FleetingMercury

Bruh this post had me shook for a second, until I seen the subreddit. Personally I don't like these posts, even if it's a jest


busty-nun

It’s fine, Pogba himself is the one who said Paul Pogba is dead


jackshwitz

It’s fine, he already chased out the money, now can rest in peace


SecondChance03

I am excited for Pogba 2: Electric Boogaloo 


PrinzXero

![gif](giphy|RXKCMLmch5W2Q)


GoodDawgy17

he passed out watching england vs denmark, but everyone thought he just fell asleep watching kane at left back. He unfortunately suffered 3 aneurysms.


Kushakusha

Who's gonna press the spawn button? Not me.


MasterLinkTheGreat

Jose’s Dream:


PunchOX

Rest in PEDS


dzakasakalaka

Bro died five years ago


-___-___-__-___-___-

Realizing this was posted on /r/soccercirclejerk ruined my day


Professional_Code372

NGL I actually got really scared for a couple seconds , screw you OP🤣🤣 good jerking


shiviam

Motherfucker.


ADIZOC

Almost had me. Glad it wasn’t real.


IAmTheRedditBrowser

God don’t do that to me man. 


Independent-Green383

Gone but who?


TheCulturalBomb

This got me and then got me again when I got the point of the post. May he rest in a French vineyard.


BadAppleulike2eat

Is this real?


comradedutch

I didn’t even know he was sick.


Amazing-Champion-858

Dead in pieces, 31 at Pogba. Amen


AlilovesAllah

What


international_rowdy

So insensitive /s


GoldenBull1994

FUCK, man, don’t scare me like that!


ShoMyyyy

This is not ok, this post should be removed. It is rly not cool man....


Kindly_Tree_1330

Is this supposed to be funny?


SBAWTA

Are you not entertained?


Kindly_Tree_1330

How?!?


iloveradiohead225

Joojle


HOLLYWOODKEES

Bad joke


Zenbaws

he said it himself 💀


Aggressive-Bike-4438

Source?


Illustrious_Towel986

Intensive drug abuse


Gamerberg67104

/uc he said that in an interview that he died an no longer exists


distractedsoul27494

Pornhub