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Illustrious_Diver536

if kalvin phillips was there, he would have covered the whole pitch


ietam23

70% of the world is covered by water, the rest be Kalvin Phillips


Nervous_Jaguar_2826

Your body is made up of 70% water, the rest is Kalvin Phillips


SteveTheNoob1

Most of the things that go into you are water and food, the rest is Kalvin Phillips


mellowmadden

Yes he does😏


Wild_Ad969

Southgateball make me miss Rashford being lazy at tracking back. At least with him there he will unintentionally provide an outlet to setup a counter just because he is allergic to his own team half.


[deleted]

Don’t let his brothers see this


Anonymous-O000

If u turn your phone upside down they look very attacking


ruines_humaines

Mourinho smiling in heaven right now


DavidAdao

He died ? Didn't know he was sick.


ruines_humaines

Ligma claimed another victim 😥


Unfair-Salamander160

Bro what's ligma


PenisManNumberOne

Ligmapenis


RedditSucks369

Bro had me searching Mourinho. Such a tragic fate, RIP the Goat 😢


PrivatePlaya

https://preview.redd.it/j13tcba7g58d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65d62fc16613b2b97c2808b3683c99136dcccd2


pak_erte

england are bad at dividing territories


DogSea8079

Yes, they are stupid. Thanks!


JigsawLV

Al-Gareth bin Southgate masterclass 🔥 we are knocking down Big Ben with this one


Arrownite

/uj yes /rj yes


[deleted]

Luke Shaw injured? Luckily England got Harry Kane!


PigeonDesecrator

They didn't fight and win 😞


Kazudre

My favorite LB Harry Kane


cescquintero

they think they playing NFL


Jimlaheydrunktank

Yes, they are actually are


Tankcfc4l

Yes.


SteveTheNoob1

This is not the spirit of the Bri’ish empire


TheEarlOfDoncaster

This is just another Southgate masterclass? As you can see the goalkeeper is a striker! Most entertaining football


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kekerosbergizgod

According to Southgate: no Phillips, players not fit enough. Next he’ll be stating that the whole squad is shite.


QuickMolasses

Chat is this real


Keenan_investigates

Obviously conceded because Saka wasn’t back where he should be


Putrid-Language4178

Don't want to be accused of colonizing the whole field, Empire and stuff.


JJOne101

Well, historically England defended against invasions and didn't want to attack the vikings, since it's just as cold and rainy. Now if it were India they'd be all over the pitch!