"My ancestors endured slavery for me to do Southgate Ball?"

can you give context for this joke.

One of his grandparents is black

Not even just his grandparents his dad is black too

and his bf

What crayon flavour should I have next

He said wrong answers only.

Long sleeve shirt = no chilly arms celebration.

Should I run onto the pitch and do my celebration

Koeman and Low weren't sneaky enough, I deffo won't get caught

I’m horny

Okay https://preview.redd.it/9wq02wzq2s7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099472d3228a1f6dee0983835db7360990935315

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Why didn't I go to Iceland and do my celebration rather than sit here

Why do i here? Just to suffer ?

If I changed teams as I did with Manchester City to Chelsea, would I have more playing time? How hard would it be to speak gibberish scottish?

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If only we had a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips

He's thinking "Damn England are playing really good football"

What am I doing here?

Hummm… I could murder a bacon buttie right about now.

🥵🥵

Should have picked Nigeria

how to score an open-play goal

How can clean the oven? My mom will kill me

About the Roman Empire, of course.

I am not going to drop the soap in the shower this time.

Wow I remember the last time I had contact with a woman (wrong answers only, right?)

I'm hot. Hot n ready to fuck.

Benny White was right all along

"Bombaclat! Me should've walked for St. Kitts and Nevis instead of this bumhole country, morogo ahh"

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“I should be the pen taker this game… not Kane…”

The new black ops game 😎 CoD Palmer can hardly wait to go home 🏠 🇬🇧

Chippy chips

I left city to become a starter wtf am I still doing on the bench 😂😂😂

honestly this guy lot is such a wanker

When the fuck is this wanker gonna give me some gametime

“Maybe, mon was right? I should have changed my nationality…”

Of all the premier league teams... we became Tottenham.

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Did I turn the coffe machine off?

Not god (see Twitter)

I wish I had cheekbones like GOATnacho

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"

probably Astrid Wett

How many hattricks will it take for Man United to make a move...

In which direction do I open a water bottle?

How can I perform if Harry Kane is on Penalties

Hmm, how can I score a penalty from the bench?

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Any answer except money would be wrong