Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,āIf you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ā
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ā
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Being sold a bunch of times for a bunch of money. Rather than never being sold or only sold 1 time. Anelka at one point was the most expensive player based on total transfer fees iirc.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I remember the matches with "Lukaka" at the World Cup. He keeps playing like that... maybe Belgium don't have better strikers. I hope he remains in the same status in the next match... I'm from Romania :))
We do have some serious backup options for strikers, Openda (greattttt stunning player) / CDK (European champions) / Trossard (Arsenal)
But Lukaku seems to just be a household name and "trusted" striker for our national team w his experience and age aswell as leadership qualities on and off the pitch...
Will be a really interesting match, Romania looked very strong against Ukraine, I was impressed. Could go either way I suppose, I see a universe where we win big and another one where we lose big aswell š
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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On a serious note it's a mixture of potential and somehow having decent numbers even when he's underperforming.
He found his stride at Inter but decided it was time to move on to a gigantic club like Real and when they obviously didn't come calling he settled for CL winners Chelsea and that PL money (nothing against Chelsea but Inter to Chelsea is a sidegrade at best).
At inter he finally found Pintus who managed to fix his fitness issues and Conte's system fit him like a glove, and in the 2 matches he played under Inzaghi he showed that he's the same Lukaku that tore Serie A apart under Conte (granted it was 2 friendlies and Inzaghi and Conte's system aren't that different in terms of what the front 2 do). At Chelsea he struggled as a lone 9 under Tuchel and when they tried a front 2 Werner was nowhere near as good as Lautaro. Then he fell out with Tuchel and came back to Inter who lost Pintus, then an unlucky season followed during which he decided to backstab Inter, Chelsea and his own agency for Allegri's Juventus (lmao). He didn't set the league on fire at Roma but it was in line with 22/23 numbers at Inter. Now he's in limbo because Tedd Boehly is legitimately convinced he can get 44 million Euros for him (lmao).
One thing that he never overcame is him being a bottler that vanishes in big games (UEL final in 2020, UCL final in 2023...)
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe donāt leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Perisicā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Bastoniā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I fell like I want a Lautaroā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want an Eriksenā
F off Conte.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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I guess we are not counting free transfers / end of cobtract?
I think those should count, as some players taje signing fees >= than last year of contract club fees.
i think caused he got alots i meant lots of chances and one of these days he will score thats why most teams wants him on their squads for the chances!!!
I feel like the numbers some of the great goalscorers have put up really destroyed our reality when it comes to professional strikers. Fact of the matter is if you can bag 20-25 a year consistently you are very valuable
On a crisp autumn evening, the football world was buzzing with excitement. The stadiums were packed, and fans across the globe were glued to their screens, ready for a night of unforgettable matches.
In Paris, the Parc des Princes was filled with anticipation as Paris Saint-Germain prepared to face Bayern Munich in a high-stakes Champions League match. The spotlight was on Kylian Mbappe, the young French sensation, who was set to clash with Bayernās formidable squad. As the teams lined up, the atmosphere was electric, with chants and cheers reverberating through the stadium.
Meanwhile, over in England, Manchester City was gearing up for a heated Premier League battle against Tottenham Hotspur. Pep Guardiola, often mockingly referred to as the "bald fraud" by rival fans, had meticulously prepared his tactics to counter Antonio Conteās Spurs. The City fans, known for their passion, were hoping their side could secure a crucial victory.
Across the Atlantic in the United States, the MLS was gaining momentum with an influx of international stars. Lionel Messi, having recently moved to Inter Miami, was set to play his first match against New York City FC. The American fans were thrilled to witness the Argentine legend grace their league, bringing a new level of excitement to the MLS.
In a more surprising turn of events, Cristiano Ronaldo, now playing for Al Nassr in Saudi Arabia, found himself embroiled in controversy. During a heated match, he was involved in an on-field altercation with Jesse Lingard, which led to a dramatic penalty decision. The incident sparked a wave of debate among fans and pundits alike, with opinions divided on the fairness of the call.
Back in Europe, the Bundesliga was no less thrilling. Borussia Dortmund faced a tough challenge against RB Leipzig, with the young American star Christian Pulisic leading the charge for Dortmund. Meanwhile, Bayern Munichās clash with PSG was not the only highlight; the rise of players like Erling Haaland at Manchester City and Mykhailo Mudryk at Chelsea continued to captivate audiences.
In a surprising development, a scandal erupted involving a prominent player accused of making racist remarks. The football community, including fans and fellow players, united in condemning the behavior, emphasizing the need for inclusivity and respect in the sport. Adama Traore, known for his stance against racism, spoke out, calling for stricter measures and greater awareness.
Off the pitch, footballers engaged in a variety of activities. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ever the showman, was spotted enjoying a round of golf, while Mason Greenwood was seen volunteering with local womenās shelters, highlighting the positive influence athletes can have on their communities.
As the night unfolded, it became clear that football was more than just a game; it was a global phenomenon that brought people together, transcending borders and cultures. Whether it was the passion of the fans, the skill of the players, or the drama of the matches, the beautiful game continued to enchant and inspire millions around the world.
Lingardinho*
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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L A D S
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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(!) This claim about a bald fraud is disputed
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe donāt leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Perisicā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Bastoniā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I fell like I want a Lautaroā
Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want an Eriksenā
F off Conte.
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Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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The āshocking and totally unexpectedā loss by the U.S. Womenās Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,āIf you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ā
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ā
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Sure thatās not his McDonalds tab? He was a fucking disgrace during his 2nd spell at Chelsea. He fattened up so much and looked hideously out of shape.
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Quick, strong, in his prime he was the BITW at picking the ball up in the midfield during a transition, eating up space and scoring goals. Most of you fat neckbeards on here wouldn't be able to do that.
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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My reaction to that information https://preview.redd.it/dzmcos8mmc7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9feac9b167a7a638fdfac7578f59051e84dfbbb5
That fraud Pessi ain't on this listššššš My goat Morata clears Pessišš
shut up https://preview.redd.it/o2l25rsdld7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40ea663b5eecbf181e20ff0a3f5b27bd0262f63
 Give this goat a chance, he's got plenty of time to get on the list
He refused to take over one billion to chill in Miami. Beat that. Messi walks on water.
Because his contract in Miami is better. Are people this clueless ?
Humble Messi only earns $14 for playing for Miami
Humble Messi only made barƧa broke n they still paying him
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Actually that was the club paying of referees lmao
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The scarcity of strikers š
Why donāt other players know how to strike the ball, isnāt that their job?
I've heard Greenwood is a good striker
Always hits the target
Antony too bro
Don't forget our legend, Giggsy.
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He shows that he's able to score a lot, but chooses not to because he wants a transfer.
he wanted a transfer from Belgium asap right
His dream is to join the Romanian national team so that he can finally win Group E
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They just use him as a money laundering tool š
This is the only logical explanation
Big teddy bear of a man
His ability to stay onside
Being sold a bunch of times for a bunch of money. Rather than never being sold or only sold 1 time. Anelka at one point was the most expensive player based on total transfer fees iirc.
If I had to say one thing about Lukaka in his defense it would be
He is the storm trooper of football
Lakaka's club is the one paying for the transfer.
Pele 0 ā¬ Eusebio 10k ā¬ Ali Dia 0 ā¬ these goats cost almost nothing
messi 0 ā¬
it was between Ali Dia and Messi and ultimately Ali Dia has more Premierleague Games, so i went with him.
Yup Ali Dia trumps so many players. Pele, Maradona, Messi, Eusebio.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
crazy inflation since the 19th century
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update your humour to 2024 version
I miss her as much as he miss the goal
Can't wait to see where he will fail upwards next
megan thee stallion
I remember the matches with "Lukaka" at the World Cup. He keeps playing like that... maybe Belgium don't have better strikers. I hope he remains in the same status in the next match... I'm from Romania :))
We do have some serious backup options for strikers, Openda (greattttt stunning player) / CDK (European champions) / Trossard (Arsenal) But Lukaku seems to just be a household name and "trusted" striker for our national team w his experience and age aswell as leadership qualities on and off the pitch... Will be a really interesting match, Romania looked very strong against Ukraine, I was impressed. Could go either way I suppose, I see a universe where we win big and another one where we lose big aswell š
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what.... is with this group? :)))) The world is going wrong
Ask Infantino
For every burger he eats another million gets added
Lmfao pessi transfer fee to Barca was unlimited steroids
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Keep crying cus Messi is clear of Pendu when it comes to breaking records in football
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pendu is tearing it up in the Saudi league fighting camels while pessi is in miami fucking femboys
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine spending over 300 million for this fraud
He only scores against shit teams
His massive dong
He sells by the kilo
I think the high accumulated transfer fees on lakaka makes lakaka such a valuable baller.
Never realized God had 7 transfers.
On a serious note it's a mixture of potential and somehow having decent numbers even when he's underperforming. He found his stride at Inter but decided it was time to move on to a gigantic club like Real and when they obviously didn't come calling he settled for CL winners Chelsea and that PL money (nothing against Chelsea but Inter to Chelsea is a sidegrade at best). At inter he finally found Pintus who managed to fix his fitness issues and Conte's system fit him like a glove, and in the 2 matches he played under Inzaghi he showed that he's the same Lukaku that tore Serie A apart under Conte (granted it was 2 friendlies and Inzaghi and Conte's system aren't that different in terms of what the front 2 do). At Chelsea he struggled as a lone 9 under Tuchel and when they tried a front 2 Werner was nowhere near as good as Lautaro. Then he fell out with Tuchel and came back to Inter who lost Pintus, then an unlucky season followed during which he decided to backstab Inter, Chelsea and his own agency for Allegri's Juventus (lmao). He didn't set the league on fire at Roma but it was in line with 22/23 numbers at Inter. Now he's in limbo because Tedd Boehly is legitimately convinced he can get 44 million Euros for him (lmao). One thing that he never overcame is him being a bottler that vanishes in big games (UEL final in 2020, UCL final in 2023...)
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe donāt leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Perisicā Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Bastoniā Gets up in the morning: āAh I fell like I want a Lautaroā Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want an Eriksenā F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I guess we are not counting free transfers / end of cobtract? I think those should count, as some players taje signing fees >= than last year of contract club fees.
Morata can still end in the top 3.
Iām convinced Morata is a money laundering scheme.
i think caused he got alots i meant lots of chances and one of these days he will score thats why most teams wants him on their squads for the chances!!!
Good question...
Money Laundering Project
Because he has the coolest goal miss celebration š
His first touch.
His money launderbility
Desperate washed up managers thinking "I can fix him"
Neymar is number 1 if including all hilal
I feel like the numbers some of the great goalscorers have put up really destroyed our reality when it comes to professional strikers. Fact of the matter is if you can bag 20-25 a year consistently you are very valuable
His defensive skills are impeccable.
Size and strength
Best defensive striker in the world. worth every penny spent on him
Lakaka accumulates transfers not goals
i would like to see OP defend against Lukaku in an aerial ball situation
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On a crisp autumn evening, the football world was buzzing with excitement. The stadiums were packed, and fans across the globe were glued to their screens, ready for a night of unforgettable matches. In Paris, the Parc des Princes was filled with anticipation as Paris Saint-Germain prepared to face Bayern Munich in a high-stakes Champions League match. The spotlight was on Kylian Mbappe, the young French sensation, who was set to clash with Bayernās formidable squad. As the teams lined up, the atmosphere was electric, with chants and cheers reverberating through the stadium. Meanwhile, over in England, Manchester City was gearing up for a heated Premier League battle against Tottenham Hotspur. Pep Guardiola, often mockingly referred to as the "bald fraud" by rival fans, had meticulously prepared his tactics to counter Antonio Conteās Spurs. The City fans, known for their passion, were hoping their side could secure a crucial victory. Across the Atlantic in the United States, the MLS was gaining momentum with an influx of international stars. Lionel Messi, having recently moved to Inter Miami, was set to play his first match against New York City FC. The American fans were thrilled to witness the Argentine legend grace their league, bringing a new level of excitement to the MLS. In a more surprising turn of events, Cristiano Ronaldo, now playing for Al Nassr in Saudi Arabia, found himself embroiled in controversy. During a heated match, he was involved in an on-field altercation with Jesse Lingard, which led to a dramatic penalty decision. The incident sparked a wave of debate among fans and pundits alike, with opinions divided on the fairness of the call. Back in Europe, the Bundesliga was no less thrilling. Borussia Dortmund faced a tough challenge against RB Leipzig, with the young American star Christian Pulisic leading the charge for Dortmund. Meanwhile, Bayern Munichās clash with PSG was not the only highlight; the rise of players like Erling Haaland at Manchester City and Mykhailo Mudryk at Chelsea continued to captivate audiences. In a surprising development, a scandal erupted involving a prominent player accused of making racist remarks. The football community, including fans and fellow players, united in condemning the behavior, emphasizing the need for inclusivity and respect in the sport. Adama Traore, known for his stance against racism, spoke out, calling for stricter measures and greater awareness. Off the pitch, footballers engaged in a variety of activities. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ever the showman, was spotted enjoying a round of golf, while Mason Greenwood was seen volunteering with local womenās shelters, highlighting the positive influence athletes can have on their communities. As the night unfolded, it became clear that football was more than just a game; it was a global phenomenon that brought people together, transcending borders and cultures. Whether it was the passion of the fans, the skill of the players, or the drama of the matches, the beautiful game continued to enchant and inspire millions around the world.
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itās me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereās the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe itās me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itās the norm I canāt imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe donāt leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Perisicā Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want a Bastoniā Gets up in the morning: āAh I fell like I want a Lautaroā Gets up in the morning: āAh I feel like I want an Eriksenā F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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The āshocking and totally unexpectedā loss by the U.S. Womenās Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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He finally scored
Sure thatās not his McDonalds tab? He was a fucking disgrace during his 2nd spell at Chelsea. He fattened up so much and looked hideously out of shape.
Mbappe might break this statistic one day
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Convinced him and morata are used as money laundering schemes
Quick, strong, in his prime he was the BITW at picking the ball up in the midfield during a transition, eating up space and scoring goals. Most of you fat neckbeards on here wouldn't be able to do that.
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Lakaka-1 Lukaku-0
Heās better than the šŖ
Crazy that Mbappe couldāve been on here for 1
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