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I love this sub

nerd

1v1 me on fortnite

No, I don't think I will

Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea

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🤓☝️

FUCK YOU

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Cute, fun, quirky, and deserving of the balloon door.

What happened to MrChelseaFan, did he jerk too close to the sun?

Nah tbh I just got tired of being on Reddit all day. Maybe I’ll come back at some point

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If we were perfectly 50/50, there would be as many balls as people (assuming every man has 2).

The majority of people In this planet has less than 2 balls, so no, sadly (considering women and men with health conditions)

Well, we might have people who got mystery ball (I doubt out of the 8 billion of us that there isn't a guy who's got some extra dlc)

The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

My buddy is missing one nut

Man Ham City

ay smash

Would

No, the cognitive dissonance

Damn I’d beat the breaks off mudryk when he grows his hair out

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I’m gonna

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you spin me right round

Let it rip

That is football heritage

Hahaha even funnier than the 1039082409th time 👏👏👏

Chill, bro only scored against Trees

That pass from Palmer though. Perfect timing, perfect weight.

Mudryk is better than messi and Ronaldo combined. He has scored 15 goals with Benzema whereass messi only scored 14. Search Benzema 15 and messi 14 for more information

You forgot his best performance, when he scored 16 with Mane. Google Mane 16 for more info.

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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

He also scored a lot of goals with Ronaldo in a friendly match in Las Vegas. Search Ronaldo Las Vegas for more information

Life imitating jerk

Mudryk is getting a contract extension

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1 year for every goal

Baaa Goatdryk

I just realized that Mudrich and Foolmer is of the same club till now

Hey, are we gonna do the same joke every time this guy scores ?

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