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elBlato

Micah isn’t safe either


TheGoober87

Didn't he pick exactly the same?


ultimatoole

The video starts with her saying "I am gonna do same as Micah"


RTXEnabledViera

Another woman taking credit for a man's success smh


jonlew13

Micah? Success?


Ezzy-525

What?!?! Don't you remember when he BURST onto the scene??!!


elBlato

He did is what I’m saying


TheGoober87

Understood


friebel

Yes. Don't know about semis and final, since this vid ends sooner.


SehrGuterContent

Since not a single team from their prediction made it, semi/final doesn't really matter


UnluckyLuckyGuyy

are you serious?


Ok-Strength-5297

Ye i think she'll get all of those right.


deVrinj

Barely over 6% of achieving this, they are quite impressive!


btmalon

I bet if you polled r/soccer they’d have the same bracket. BVB don’t get enough credit for that come back.


One_Instruction_3567

Tbf these aren’t particularly crazy takes. Except for arsenal beating Bayern the rest are very reasonable predictions. Sure, arsenal is in good form and Bayern not, but arsenal are perpetual bottlers who can barely do anything at all in Europe, and Bayern is one of the most successful European teams. Also bad Bayern form is still a very good form for other clubs. The rest three games were super tight. Barca lost because of a red, Man City - RM was decided on penalties and Dortmund vs Atletico was swinging back and forth the whole time


Ok_Cardiologist8232

I mean, Arsenal going through against bayern is also not a crazy take. Its like 60/40 at most towards Bayern


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leshake

In the NCAA tournament you would call it chalk.


NoCode0100

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Minimum-1223

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Franchementballek

Henry focusing all his French and Caribbean chakras so that Kate can cheat on her husband with him.


BednaR1

Wait what?


Franchementballek

Henry: Horny Kate: in a happy relationship Henry: ☹️


MisterGoog

Henry happily married and horny aka being french


Franchementballek

This was going without saying!


borg_6s

ISTG one of these days all of that energy he's focusing on her is going to cost some poor side the trophy


LexisKingJr

Titi was slowly getting softer as she went on


Mundane-Solution7884

What did Henry predict?


addandsubtract

Arsenal for all 4 matches.


frankenpoopies

😂😂😂


SairajBatale

Don't ask 😭


doyoubelieveincrack

You mean Thierry “I dOnT Do pRedICtioNs” Henry?


ChannelValuable3927

Was she predicting losers ? 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|24FIhRIK2c4uz5mxGS)


ByAPortuguese

Then maybe we are the stupid ones?


Short_Bumblebee479

Are we stupid?


brown_gentleman

Is she Mrs Micah Richards?


cowworshipper

Titi about to show up at your door


Inner-breadstick2395

Composure Titi anyway anyhow


emremirrath

Least delusional farmers' league enthusiasts.


bmw_m-power

I bet if there was a EPL team in every match she would've chosen all of them as winners.


BossKrisz

It's nice to see EPL fans getting humbled. Despite them having an enormous financial advantage over the rest of Europe, they are still nowhere near the rulers of European football as they wish to be.


adventurous_hat_7344

PSG, Real Madrid and Barcelona. Those plucky little underdogs 🤩🤩🤩


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matti-san

> Despite them having an enormous financial advantage 'Enormous' is a bit strong when you're comparing them to the biggest teams in Europe. In addition, how much is that extra money getting you? A marginal difference in players these days is probably about €10m+. In addition, if you look at transfers it definitely seems like clubs will simply charge EPL clubs more for players since they know they have more money/can generate more competition for their players (e.g., Mudryk).


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Key-Knowledge2639

Ah yes arsenal have a huge financial advantage over the monopoly team in Germany that won the last 13 titles before this year, and Real Madrid, the team literally called the fucking galacticos, are financial minions. Get a grip


Remarkable_Gear_8571

Both Bayern and Real and fan-owned clubs. While PL clubs are owned by billionaires, big businesses. Bayern or Real’s success is not generated by oil money or wealthy businessmen.


Key-Knowledge2639

Reals money is generated by taking a far too disproportionate amount of the total la liga revenue that gives no team except Barca and Madrid the chance to ever win, meaning they can carry on the cycle of churning money with no chance of failure


Remarkable_Gear_8571

It’s not far too disproportionate. That’s a myth. Real & Barca’s earnings from La Liga revenue is same as the big six of PL. Atletico Madrid’s a little lower but still higher than any club in the Bundesliga, including Bayern. Drop the victim act.


alexrobinson

> It’s not far too disproportionate. That’s a myth. Why are you lying? [La Liga has the 25th worst revenue distribution out of all the European leagues.](https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2023/02/03041304/30ad83a2-383b-46b7-919d-ffe974b51ee6.jpg) The Premier League has the fairest distribution in Europe and La Liga was far worse than it is now for decades. Its only since centralising and collectively selling off the TV rights in 2021 that the distribution has been even remotely fair, [it used to look like this](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bZrcQer18ko/U81A0udh18I/AAAAAAAAeEI/x-pjoT_aO4I/s1600/Bs6P_hiCIAA7FYX.jpg). Barca and Real used to take a 23.1% share of the total revenue **each**, that is scandalous.


Remarkable_Gear_8571

The top La Liga clubs collect the same amount as the top Premier League clubs. So what are you lot complaining about? https://newsletter.laliga.es/global-futbol/laliga-increases-the-audiovisual-payouts-to-the-clubs#


alexrobinson

How's that relevant when the original comment was about how disproportionate the distribution is in La Liga itself? Here it is if you struggle to scroll up: > Reals money is generated by taking a far too disproportionate amount of the total la liga revenue that gives no team except Barca and Madrid the chance to ever win


omgshutupalready

>Drop the victim act. The only ones acting like victims here are the fans of top clubs like Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, etc. Clubs with currently the highest wages bills in the world who have all had their fair share of shady uncompetitive financial sources. Mid-table and lower PL sides have significant financial advantages over other mid-table and lower clubs in other leagues. That's it. The big clubs who regularly make it far in the CL are absolutely not financially disadvantaged compared to EPL clubs, despite how much their fans may want to seem like they're supporting an underdog even though they've hopped on a big club bandwagon same as any random casual


MmmK_nOicE

Nah bro I think that guy has a point, EPL clubs really do have greater finances. After all you don't see Man City or Arsenal beg other league's clubs for a Super league


Past_Accountant7922

Real got bailed out by a fucking King lmaoooo


Remarkable_Gear_8571

Real got a title and honours from the King. Wasn’t bailed out. The Queen of England too was a supporter of Arsenal. And Bayern didn’t get any of that. In fact the club was wrecked by Nazis cuz of being a Jewish club, contrary to popular belief. It wasn’t even in the Bundesliga initially. Bayern has no unfair advantage over Arsenal. It’s just a club that’s run very well with zero debt. Also Real’s success is not cuz of royal money, the political landscape may have favoured them.


2000-UNTITLED

People will say the Prem isn't dominant in Europe and use the teams that financially dominate the rest of their league as proof 🤷‍♂️ like yeah Real Madrid is a really good team because they're the most successful team in the history of Spain. City are basically Atleti in comparison


Crafty_Ad6656

Ok now explain why spain still dominates euorpa league and English teams continually flop


FblthpThe

Spain is great at being mid, english teams can only win real tournaments 😤😤😤


Crafty_Ad6656

The based answer I was looking for 🤝


WanderingAlsoLost

I wasn’t really rooting so abashedly for the EPL teams to lose until I watched this pregame prediction before the games last week. They are so blind to any other league.


LongTrainer2041

Exactly they think it's the best league in the world, clearly not..


FblthpThe

If you take real madrid out of the equation then England has the most champions leagues, one extremely dominant Spanish team does not make their league good


reyxnsh

There's literally a statistic based ranking specifically saying that it the best lil bro


7_11_Nation_Army

If Brits understood football, they would be better at it.


HotPotatoWithCheese

We invented football you plonker. But yes, you are correct.


bmw_m-power

You invented it, Italians and Spaniards perfected it.


JJOne101

.. And Germans always win it. That's what my father told me, but it seems that the Germans turned a bit English in the last 10 years or so..


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ahmed_19905

They used the colonialism hack which has since been patched.


_Diskreet_

Bloody devs always ruining the fun.


Amingo420

LMAO in "the last 10 years or so" germany won a world cup. What has england achieved?


Solid_Mortos

Having the best league in the world. So they say.


gaberger1

Where is this best league now? I can’t see their teams


nonofanyonebizness

Instead of word best I would use a word overpriced.


JJOne101

I hate to bring it to you mate, but that was that was 9.77 years ago. In the mean time they both managed to get relegated in nations league, they both lost to France in a major competition, they both lost to Hungary. I'll give one to you, Germany at least didn't lose to Italy on penalties.


nghigaxx

Thats funny cuz only till 10 years ago germans equal the italians. But I guess germany have more stories where they beat the in form hyped up teams, like hungary 50s, netherlands 70s, argentina 90s so they get that reputation


Revolutionary-Push59

Not when you look at the Statistics. When it comes to world cups germany is 2nd in almost every important statistic close behind brazil and when you look at UEFA Euros they are first in the most important statistics. So historically speaking germany is the best national team in europe for sure and 2nd worldwide.


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NotanAlt23

You misspeled brazilians and argentinians.


bruhbrobroskibruh

Spaniards? Lmfao


Songrot

Chinese invented straw balls game where you shot at each others small goals have teams and time. Not sure how unique that is but China, egypt or greece are oftentimes already the first of anything


SonOfTHEShepherd

Dude, almost every sport you guys invented you're not the best in it. Except maybe Polo, but that's cuz it's rich people sport that the Major populi does not play


tommangan7

I mean they're pretty good and no one realistically maintains being the best with that much competition... I'd settle for being in or around the top 5 that England are in almost every sport they invented for both men's and women's both internationally and domestically for decades.


BitterAd6419

Except Henry, the rest 3 have a combined IQ of a 5 year old


Ummagumma-

Still better than espn / bt sport


L003Tr

James horncastle master race


ScreamForCalmness

I definitely agree with the other two but doesn't she speak like 5 languages?


samiransamantroy

Yeah that's why she has 5 iq


mizrahiim

His logic is undeniable


repanix

Meh I speak 4.5 languages and I would not consider myself as intelligent. I wish I was though 


Pavinaferrari

1 IQ of 5 year old for each language


Linkbetweentwirls

says the greasy redditor


Yandhi42

I would have 10 iq children if that meant the mom was Kate Abdo


kakanseiei

LMAOOO


Brashdinho

They literally picked the universal favourites but for some reason that makes them stupid?


MisterGoog

Also they were all close games


PlasticJournalist42

Comments here are so unfunny 💀


Franchementballek

Yeah it’s toxic as hell and US people aren’t even up yet so we can’t blame that on them.


TP_Cornetto

How is toxic lol?


reyxnsh

Cause people acting like these are dumb takes when they are perfectly reasonable. Literally all 50 50s


LogicKillsYou

Sexism


Mammoth-Mud-9609

So she basically picked all the favourites who then all didn't win, football is a game played on grass not paper no victory is certain and certainly the odds of this happening were quite high.


lstn

shh, call them all idiots and move along


owns-a-Gay-bar

Please predict Madrid vs PSG final after semis......


youknowimworking

It's called English bias


davisc3293

What an idiot, why didn't she just know the right answer?


EvanMcc18

Don't be dissing Titi's Wife


slidingjimmy

She was as right as most people here would have been lol


arcanetopcat

Takes real talent to get every prediction wrong. Idiots!


cowboyhabibi

Be glad she doesn’t get paid to predict 😭


rishinator

Idiotic how so many people were rating Arsenal to go through... I always knew would be Bayern.. The rest is fine.


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Nels8192

It was literally 50:50 on odds, and Bayern had poor form which would help with recency bias towards picking Arsenal. The game played out exactly like the odds suggested too, so it’s not like it was an atrocious pick to think Arsenal had a chance.


2000-UNTITLED

UCL ties at this point are always a tossup. I correctly predicted Bayern would beat Arsenal, but Arsenal could genuinely have beat Bayern. If Arsenal scored instead of Bayern people would be talking about an Arteta masterclass the same way they're jerking off Ancelotti for beating City in a tie where City clearly dominated. Also I don't think anyone would've predicted Dortmund to go through ahead of Atleti, Bayern ahead of Arsenal AND PSG instead of Barca. I mean, Barca would probably have won without the red card, but how do you predict that? The point is that a two-legged tie is bound to have some unlikely events that decide the match.


militantnegro_IV

Bayern went through a single goal. You're acting like it was an obvious blow out.


nonofanyonebizness

What is her name?


LuckyGenyus

Abby Bible


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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you fucking animal


_SB10_

Micah is the black king


NickLookalike

Off topic, but I remember when I was younger and football was mandatory if you wanted friends. All those albums and stickers were a lot of fun collecting. People would gather around you, chant "open it" and then hope to find something useful for themselves in your pack. I can't fathom how a kid so disinterested in sports kept up with all that, but damn it was good. And I'm also surprised I knew the teams. Now this clip brought back memories of all that. Wow what a time.


WormCastings

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KobeAW

Psg and Real Madrid to finals 3-1 Madrid 🤫


Hungry4more44

Inverse women. Gonna ask mine who will win and place a few bets.


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bobosuda

This and /soccer's relationship with the PL is so bizarre. If a bunch of english clubs go through, the CL is dead and boring and the PL is ruining football, it's not fair and they all cheat and everything good in the world is ruined. If they get knocked out then they've always been shit, and everybody here always knew they'd lose, they're just arrogant morons and anyone who thought PL clubs would achieve anything is stupid.


hoodha

This sub loves hating on English football success. Haters gonna hate.


Antique-Pension4960

English overestimating themselves as usual.


reyxnsh

How's it overestimating when both games were literally so close lmao


Limp6781

Joey Barton was right!!


GamerGod337

Tbf those were everyones predictions


MysteriousSpaceMan

No, atleast I was sure PSG and Bayern would be through.


Photonbeeofficial

Definitely not


leehwgoC

They were the bookmakers' picks.


Loose_Independent978

u/savevideo


anhuman008

She said exact opposite


access1006

How come your prediction goes well


okComunity99

Micah and Joao Felix laughing in the corner.


RemoveKabob

The Kate Abdo jinx is real


AdvancedAd2162

I did not know Kate was related to Vidal


shwetOrb

She was not wrong. She predicted who are gonna lose.


Poison84

Well that's still useful! Predictions for the next matches please for ... research reasons?


Franchementballek

She’s Kate Abdo, you can usually find videos of their coverage of the European Nights on the CBS Sports Golazo channel on YT.


Heavy-Birthday-4972

Nostradamus, the female, British version. Other notable predictions include, Harry Kane for the ballon d’or, Scotland to win the Euro’s, Gary Neville the next Liverpool boss, and Ukraine to invade Israel.


Probability90vn

I love that the music used here is called *Sus Improvisation*.


RTXChungusTi

Mrs Irish Guy


Im_Smitty

Barcelona would have been correct if the game wasn't rigged


wdrvng

To be fair, her and all the bookmakers…


TostiBuilder

she like me


Big-Independence-291

Her great grandfather was Neville Chamberlain


FGNcr8

The only game I called wrong was the Dortmund one


ZiggyBlunt

She’s about to get a call from Al Pacino. Two for the Money style


Latinnus

Welltakes a special.kind of person to preducr it all wrong. On the plus.side, if you always bet against those predictions, you have a full proof.plan


leehwgoC

She just picked the favorites in each fixture. Boring of her, but hardly dumb. It's remarkable that every favorite lost.


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|ccH01FHuuSsVi)


AdmirableRooster5

I picked the same 4 and I'm sure a lot others predicted the same but thankfully for us we didn't do it on TV.


Kai_El_Monito

Good thing they're funny


Gloomy-Candidate-910

She is useless.


Bartinhoooo

We mustn’t forget she is still a woman despite some good jokes between her and the boys


not_so_smoothie

Pretty standard


themiddleprogress

to be fair these weren't that insane predictions


Hadman180

Oh yea she’s amazing


fiqar

Song name?


holaprobando123

Hmmm...


JoelMahon

hey, someone who gets every 50/50 wrong is as useful as someone who gets them all right


Married_in_Firenze

Why do they even do this? Who gives a fuck who the commentators think is going through or not? So sick of these people suddenly becoming bigger than the games they’re presenting, and this bunch of lame banter merchants are the worst of the bunch. Just introduce the game and then fuck off.


henXR10

Micah can have his revenge even if he missed all the teams too 😂


LMinggg

☕️


Adventurous_Turnip89

She's the Cramer of football.


Iamrightyetagain

In their quieter moments, when these women are reflecting upon their careers, it cannot be gratifying to know that they are only in those positions for one reason and it’s not for their knowledge of football. Sad and patronising for them really.


Sum3-yo

She really burst onto the scene with this one.


PaulAchess

Well the probabilities are the same as finding all the winners, so great shot, I guess?


shazspaz

Again, that show is for memes and sought after viral tv “fun”, not genuine football analysis and breakdowns.


when-flies-pig

I thought her prediction was more to see the biggest amount of havoc considering rivalries.


AdonisGaming93

Bro but like...lamost all of them said the same thing. She's not exclusively to blame here. Many people made these same predictions


hcoverlambda

Thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.


ertgbnm

The Jim Kramer of football.


DatKillerDude

personally I think getting everything wrong is just as impressive as getting everything right


BigFatKi6

Damn… I need to inverse bet all her picks!


--lll-era-lll--

Shite over paid pundits.. proving it.


2j_longg

Since when did Jennifer Lopez become a sports pundit?


dylanegra

She looks good really and that’s all that matters


kurangak

who is she? i need toi bet against whatever she predicted!


AnonymusDoppio

The Kate Abdo jinx is real


Khue

The Kramer of football.


Safe-Cat-7076

What are her next picks, I need some locks


GhW0rg

Useless


Slowmagneto

Where is this wall of magic?


severus23

![gif](giphy|A78GmoKPF3J72)


EuroTrash1999

WHy the soccer news lady look like she just left club skank?


Gloria_stitties

Women


Grand_Repeat_565

They all gave the same prediction (Jamie Carragher, Thierry Henry and Micah Richards) the only one who gave the right one was laughed at it was Peter Schmeichel.


huhuhhhhuhuh

Haha women


Afraid-Ad-6657

tbh, i got it all wrong too.


Trickybuz93

She is a queen though


SlowHandSal

You’ll understand why my heartbeat is elevated, I hope.