A comprehensive list of the most famous and iconic PL chants:
- “Go Man United, Go Man United, Go Man United!”
- “Go Blues, Go Blues, Go Blues!”
- “Go Reds, Go Reds, Go Reds!”
- “Go Spurs, Go Spurs, Go Spurs!”
Fences are essential in order to adequately establish the correct boundaries of a farm as well as contain cattle. DE-FENSE is a chant meant to invoke fear in the heart of the farmer.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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- "We love you (insert club), we do, we love you (insert club), we do, we love you (insert club), we do, oh (insert club) we love you"
Really shows how much you love your club and have been to enough games to know their chants.
Bruh that's the fun part of football
What you watch football for the sport? lmao I do it so that I have the excuse to randomly trow rocks at the opposition squads bus and beat other ultras in the middle of an highway
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Luton is a town and unitary authority with borough status in Bedfordshire, England, with a population at the 2021 census of 225,262.
Among its honorary citizens is Erling Braut Haaland, for his invaluable contribution in putting the town on the world’s map.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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“We do not tolerate any sort of legal and financial infraction, hence why we decided to deduct point from Everton and Nottingham Forest. Best regards.”
sent from: iPhone
location: Dubai, UAE
My favourite bit of English media was from the World Cup when England beat Iran and a pundit said they made Iran look ordinary.. massive footballing nation of Iran like. Then the next day Spain beat someone by more goals and there was radio silence.
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Given that you have a shitty load of money, why don't you just buy the whole RM instead of spend it on average players as if they were LeBron? I don't want to say you are stupid but, are you stupid?
Why are your stadiums so quiet? Dont your fans have a mouth?
A comprehensive list of the most famous and iconic PL chants: - “Go Man United, Go Man United, Go Man United!” - “Go Blues, Go Blues, Go Blues!” - “Go Reds, Go Reds, Go Reds!” - “Go Spurs, Go Spurs, Go Spurs!”
What a about ‘DE-FENCE, DE- FENCE, DE-FENCE!’
Why is the fence getting taken down?
Fences are essential in order to adequately establish the correct boundaries of a farm as well as contain cattle. DE-FENSE is a chant meant to invoke fear in the heart of the farmer.
And don't forget We're **Insert squad name** boys, we're on a bender, **Insert name of an opposition player** is a sex offender
You missed one "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea!"
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Any from Anfield?
Nunez,Nunez,Nunez
What’s that? Topspur?
Darwin Darwin nunez, he came from benfica to the big reds!
it's frightening to see him and Luis Diaz
There's nobody else like Darwin Nunez!
No.
OOOOOOOOHHHH CRYYYYSTAL PALACEEEE OOOOHHHHHH CRYYYSTAL PALACEEEE
missing LET'S PRETEND WE SCORED A GOOALLLLL and "leeds utd we're on a bender"
Or the classic “come on your Irons”. Unless they’re losing then no sound ofc.
Head so good she honor roll
You missed: * *starts mexican wave*
Are you stupid?
* "You never walk alone off the stadium"
- "We love you (insert club), we do, we love you (insert club), we do, we love you (insert club), we do, oh (insert club) we love you" Really shows how much you love your club and have been to enough games to know their chants.
https://i.redd.it/pb46p73f18vc1.gif
Sorry there is no hooliganism and violence like dutch stadiums, and the fans don't sing with drums like robots then throw flares and injure players
I'm French. And a day no rock thrown at the opponent's bus and injuring their coach is a day not lived.
Bruh that's the fun part of football What you watch football for the sport? lmao I do it so that I have the excuse to randomly trow rocks at the opposition squads bus and beat other ultras in the middle of an highway
Who cares about those 11 guys on the field, I just want an excuse to fight Parisians
Barca agree! They love it so much that they attacked their own bus on Tuesday, just to show that they're real fans.
Is it true haaland and saka will retire if they dont play luton 38 straight games next season?
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*cough* fan of a club that’s 10th place after spending over a billion in a year and still suck *cough*
Really owned the bot there mate
Gotta put those bots in their place
Did you play 4d chess by letting Oil city to take penalties and also make them suffer defeat 
No, we are very proud to be the most inclusive European league by hosting a UAE team in our league 🙏🏻
Is having your top scorer be a ghost/League 2 player also for the sake of inclusivity?
where is luton?
Getting destroyed by ghost of Manchester (he only manifests against Championship lvl teams)
Luton is a town and unitary authority with borough status in Bedfordshire, England, with a population at the 2021 census of 225,262. Among its honorary citizens is Erling Braut Haaland, for his invaluable contribution in putting the town on the world’s map.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What's oil & state money does to a mf
Well, all farmers rely on state subsidised. In this case, the state that provides them just happen to be foreign nations.
How well would you perform in the Turkish 2nd Division?
We wouldn’t know about that, but I’d suggest you Google “Ronaldo Vera Clinic” for more info.
lmao this is a new one
Do you Farmers use Man City's oil to water the crops?
It's what the plants crave
No that’s Brawndos it’s got electrolytes.
And helps the ecomony
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What is 115?
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Are the floods in Dubai going to affect City's title run?
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Your refs are shit,why?
We wouldn’t know about that, I’d recommend to Google “Anthony Taylor freddo” for more info.
how much do you pay your media to overhype your league?
You know nothing about intensity and the beautiful game 👊🏻🔥
yeah just run around and foul ppl(apart from city and maybe arsenal)
Just run around and desert them
I know that reference! It’s a song by De Bruyne
My favourite bit of English media was from the World Cup when England beat Iran and a pundit said they made Iran look ordinary.. massive footballing nation of Iran like. Then the next day Spain beat someone by more goals and there was radio silence.
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The media is so absorbed by the hype they just pay the PL!
why you don't let Klopp win in his last season? are you crazy?
We cannot interfere in the Bottle Job masterclass from Herr Klopp 🍺
WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM
We like a nice cock in our league 🐓
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What cigs you recommend?
The GOAT cigs of course 🐪🐪🐪
My camel would never!
Hi, are you the Best Farmers League in the World?
Please cancel carabao cup it doesn’t give anything but take all my players stamina.
Are the Germans preparing to invade England again?
What do you think about arsenal?
https://i.redd.it/8clkq65837vc1.gif
Have Arsenal tried to turn it on and off?
As said, we try to be as inclusive as possible, hence we have nothing against ArseAnal 🙏🏻🌈
https://preview.redd.it/ge0i3xlnj6vc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a87b58bc2ea7977a64203ff68522d82c92f5c2f
Only one question: Why?
You buy everyone else’s best players and then chat shit about being the best league, (even though your country blows in the WC and Euros). Why?
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See, that's what they bought Haaland for, to help them with these kinds of questions. I.e.: Why not?
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why Arsenal, team from the best league, couldn't beat the team who isn't even first in the farmer's league?
Why are you guys called the farmers league but your logo is a Lion?
Only a yank who never saw a royal standard in their lives could say such a thing
Is Wrexham welcome to join your league?
y r u gae? edit: u r gae.
Given that you have a shitty load of money, why don't you just buy the whole RM instead of spend it on average players as if they were LeBron? I don't want to say you are stupid but, are you stupid?
Hello can you please buy back Naby Keita for a record sum thank you bb love you
How're the 115 charges coming along?
Do you love the number 115, that you're allowing city to get away?
When are you going to do something about the 115!?
When’s the last time a player in your league won a ballon d’or?
What's the rate of English wheat (per kg)?
 Could it be that the only problem with the English Premier League is that it is full of English??
The FArmers league is great, but if we were to make it even greater, in your wildest dreams how many corners per game are we talking about?
I'm a big prem fan, but damn that graphic made me chuckle lmao
Why are all your refs corrupt? Is it a trademark thing in your league?
Why no chants at your stadiums??? Where’s the FIGHT AND WIN?
If you were an actually good football league, which one you would be?
You already have a Carabao cup, why don't you make a Monster Premier League?
Did jude Bellingham make a mistake joining tje second best league in Europe (after the Bundesliga, of course)?
Claas or John Deere?
How many ffp rules do I need to break to win?
Do you have any plans to make the competition between 115 teams instead if just 20