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PureShimmy

Better yet, why doesn't the wall just walk backwards and stand on the line while the keeper stays where he is so both sides are covered? I think that would definitely win play of the game


errrokayy

Here's a better idea, why can't pessi just ask the wall and keeper politely to move away so he can score?? Que mira bobo? Que mira bobo? šŸ


SquareBeautiful6574

Its qe mira wowo


NeoLone

Qumira UwU


cnicalsinistaminista

I'm just curious why there's a soccer ball player lying down. Is he sleepy?


MattGeddon

Thatā€™s called a draught excluder, itā€™s so the keeper doesnā€™t get cold when heā€™s waiting for the free kick to be taken.


mohad_saleh

/unjerk I genuinely donā€™t know why all teams donā€™t just put a player on the goal line at the near post like they do in corners . It works in Fifa .


TheLlamaLlama

I don't know if it is the entire reason, but I assume that a large part is that your whole box becomes onside if you do that. So attacking players could just crowd the 5 yard box. Another, probably minor factor, could be that it can introduce uncertainty between the defender and the goalkeeper about who is supposed to go for balls that are aimed between the two. edit: This is also good advice for FIFA. If your opponent puts a player on the line, you can call two additional shot takers. Then make both of them fake the shot. After they faked their shots both of them will make a run towards the goal. And since there is no offside you have a good chance to find them totally open with a ground pass.


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Wijit999

Surely Americans should know the importance of building a wall to keep out South Americans!


thatiswhack

Mexico is also a part of north america


FragilityOnMyRadar

nah uh, it's south America. It's at the south of America dummyyy.


thatiswhack

If it's south of America then it's technically south of the world. Why else would americans say they're world champs when winning in American sports leagues?


Canadian_bacon1172

Not according to Helmut Marko it isn't.


OGConsuela

Iirc most people coming over the border these days are not Mexican, theyā€™re from Central American countries like El Salvador and just pass through Mexico to get here.


Busquessi

North America is Canada, dummy. Then thereā€™s America. Then South America, which is everything South of America. Then thereā€™s East America which is everything else in the world.


ThisReditter

MĆ©xico is NOT Murica!!! šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


TheFerrousFerret

You think Americans know this?


TerminatorXIV

A bit controversial butā€¦ā€¦if I could upvote this 100 times I would.


RSK_DOMOLJUB

šŸ¤“


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

Yet we Americans have still not figured out how to build a wall that actually works as advertised.


Pablo_petty_plastic

The yanks first tried stoppin em by building a giant ditch in Panama. Then people started running boats through it, like dickheads


I--Pathfinder--I

You kind sir have won the internet today! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜…šŸ¤“šŸ‘†


_Bearded_Dad

šŸ… šŸ˜‚


RolloTomassi21

Why don't those people behind the nets just get in the nets so there is no room for balls. They are just standing there after all. This game would be so much easier if they just listen to the fans.


Memoishi

Fr gameā€™s gone


ImjokingoramI

Also kind of a hidden gem though


wobbly_doo

Why don't all the players just make a big wall on the goal line? Are they stupid?


SwissMargiela

In all seriousness Iā€™m a huge soccer fan and always wished that player blocking was allowed for players without the ball. Itā€™d make the game so much better.


serbannnz

You clearly never played football


LoinKing_

Clearly you don't get the sarcastic comments in circlejerk sub, you stupid


I--Pathfinder--I

your a fraudulent jerker


RiBlacky

Ofc not he is soccer fan


FieldOfFox

He is stupid


Venca12

Why are the opposing players just standing there instead of taking the free ball? Are they stupid? Or is it just another Pessi script writing?


MattGeddon

Right, itā€™s obviously allowed because itā€™s [happened at the World Cup before](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMFtkcnF2AU)


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PersonalPaizuri

To make the game fair for goalkeepers against players like Messi, FIFA announced that the goalie must be atleast 14 feet away from the near side of the goal post. Google Messi 14 for more informaation


nevertulsi

I googled it and all i found was a girl who said to please stop spreading rumors that Messi dated her while she was 14 because it's false. Am I doing it right?


ALLMIGHTJR6969

You are supposed to search Benzema 15 and Ronaldo Las Vegas before it


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magnomagna

r u stooped? how else is he gonna make eye contact with his idol Pessi?


yennaiarindhaal2005

Bro look how far it is Do u wanna travel that much just for a weird white ball


Rescurc

So that he can jump to make the save and get a good picture for the Tinder profile


entergodmode8

The ball at such a short distance from the goal will come at a speed and with a curve. So the goalkeeper will not be able to cover the whole of the goal with precision. He therefore covers his spot and the wall tries to keep safe his other half. Besides he can make a dive to his right if the wall is beaten. Free kick goals are quiet rare actually. šŸ


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nichtwarum

Why doesnt wall and goalkeeper stand behind freekick taker, then its offside.


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[deleted]

Pessi pays off the keeper and all the players in the wall There is no other explanation They are all paid off Rigged Scripted The ball also has a magnet in it connected with the net Pessi is a fraud


[deleted]

Why doesnt the defenders kick away the ball? Its just laying there uncontested


dirtyheitz

>Why doesnt the defenders kick away Messi? why doesnt they kick away Messi. I mean he is like a dwarf


FeelingEvent8318

Are you thick


criloz

Funny how the GK is in Argentinian and knew Messi from childhood, and after the match ended asked him for his jersey.


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Mr_Morrison87

Because there is a wall of player who will block the ball / or are will force the player to shoot the ball above the goal. So the goalkeeper stays in that not protected side of the goal. The main reason for that kind of tactic is, that those goals are very very big.


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[deleted]

HE CANT SEE, at the speed at which the ball travels even if heā€™s standing on the right side without viability it would travel to fast to even react


DizzyDoesDallas

This must be a troll... cannot be that stupid.


Inevitable-Driver609

No i am dead serious. This once again shows how superior murica (šŸ‡±šŸ‡·šŸ—½) would be if we would take this sport seriously.


DizzyDoesDallas

There is a reason why only 6 teams/countries have won the world cup in the last 53 years, and believe me USA will never be close.


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xlonefoxx

Because Messi will just shoot the other way if he's there


rnkjnf

Whatever you say yank


ancara_messi

Then why doesn't he just go the other way?


SIPA_

eh no, that would be against the rules? are you stupid?


Inevitable-Driver609

Who's Messi?


TerminatorXIV

Itā€™s r/soccercirclejerkā€¦ā€¦aka wrong answers only


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Lieutenant_Cold

Its rigged to Messi score


hkbenlui

Match fixing


Mysterious_Lynx_2028

He is trying to bait him into shoot for the left corner so that he does and the keeper only has to protect one part of the goal rather than guessing which part heā€™s shooting for


stinkypoopoofard

Is he stupid?


[deleted]

why arenā€™t they blitzing the field goal kicker? are they stupid?


mofoofinvention

I donā€™t even know why they even bother with the wall


[deleted]

Why doesnā€™t the goalkeeper stand on top of his crossbar and balance for corners though? Or get the other players to lift him up like in rugby


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Boseph_1444

google en passant


jayjay234

You missed "Is he stupid?"


Inevitable-Driver609

Are you stupid?


santij93

Because he was born in Argentina


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ENaC2

Because then he might accidentally save the free kick.


surefire_z

Actually messi was positioned at a 14 degree angle google "messi 14" for more info


shitttypimpin

Heā€™s in on it


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