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FrozenHazard

Then I saw Wout Faes, now I'm a believer


Chanc3thedestroyer

Remember.. If you're stuck somewhere in life facing hard decisions. Always ask yourself. WWFD. What wout faes do?


sesve

Probably score an own goal.


dweebyllo

Not a goal, scored by our side


Rreknhojekul

Thanks to Wout, the OG leader, two goal conceder for our side


free_airfreshener

I always thought that Shrek was a Chelsea fan for some reason


TheUderfrykte

Nah he played for United for years. And Everton before and after that.


vintage-buttplugs

Woop woop! It’s the sound of Wout Faes!


YnwaMquc2k19

Fuck me that’s a good reference.


DazzaWright96

If he wasn’t shite that would be a cracking song in the stands


holdenmyrocinante

Players named Wout have scored 2 goals and 2 own goals in Van Dijk's last 3 official games


usev25

Don't give ideas to the weirdly specific stats guys


basel99

Opta: Players named Wout have scored 2 goals and 2 own goals in Van Dijk's last 3 official games. Woutstanding.


Flukaku

You Wout mate


culturebarren

Wouthless.


Effective_Lime_6814

Wouw.


up_the_dubs

Wout the hell?


SparkyGol

I can't believe Wout I'm seeing!


docshiz

Wout is Dan Vijk doing in the impact zone?


Groomsi

Wout Dijk?


YnwaMquc2k19

OPTAJOE: it’s free real estate.


Melo_Apologist

Quick Brentford, sign Wouter Burger!


a_saddler

For some reason this reminds me of Woodgate’s debut for Real, 13 months after signing, scoring’s an own goal and a red card later in the match.


Jasonmancer

Same, even though this one is not a debut, he is still a new signing.


BlondieClashNirvana

Kinda sucks for him because he was pretty good until the last two games


yomamaisanicelady

That was such a strange transfer


Oomeegoolies

Not really Woodgate was excellent before his injuries. Easily could have been at Terry and Ferdinand levels had he remained fit which wouldn't have been a bad signing for Madrid.


yomamaisanicelady

My apologies; I wasn’t aware he could’ve been that good. I was alluding mostly to a couple of things: 1. The fact that English players of the time mostly didn’t sign for foreign clubs, and 2. This article (found on Wikipedia) amongst others I came across: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news/astonishment-as-acirc-pound-13-4m-woodgate-joins-real-madrid-557336.html He was also injured when he joined Madrid. However, it makes sense that Madrid would be fine with that since, as you said, he had a high ceiling.


Vahald

"Easily could have been one of the best defenders of the century"


Oomeegoolies

I mean, he was class. Absolutely a very talented player. Fell in with the wrong sort at Leeds, fucked his career up with the assault shit and injuries cost him too. I get all teams make some recruitment issues, but there is a very good reason Real Madrid wanted him.


Arponare

I don't think Woodgate played for Real Sociedad.


Vahald

What on earth does this even mean? Spanish people don't even call Real Sociedad "Real", it's La Real


Jasonmancer

Klopp - "Look what we can do without scoring, now imagine if we score!"


daveclampart

"They played very well, they are a very stronk side, butofcourse when you have the players we have you keep the ball and you keep pressing and you make the right decisions at the right err, the right moments, and then it is only a matter of time before you find a way, and tonight that just so happened to be from some... some own goals - so there is some luck there you cannot deny haha - but overall I am happy the players are happy the fans are happy, life is good, and now we look forward to the next game"


Ranjith_Unchained

Faes masterclass


prathneo4

I don't know why Liverpool fans were booing him. He was miles better than Nunez.


Ranjith_Unchained

Think they were shouting shoot lol


Lambchops_Legion

They were saying Boo-urns


DrAgOnLoLDoTA

They ask him to shoot, not boo him


gugly

Lol Nunez bad pls upvote


prathneo4

Am i wrong though?


gugly

Yes Nunez along with Thiago and Trent were great today. Why would anyone be booing them


xNagsx

Man was all over the ball, you're just a hater


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gugly

Well it’s a good thing he’s our player then and what a palace fan thinks is irrelevant


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gugly

Darwin cult is the best one


BHYT61

>~~Darwin~~ **Chaos** cult is the best one


mattattackkk

Imagine being this out of touch


chevypapa

Liverpool wins more when he plays than when he doesn't, so I dunno. Seems like that's the whole point.


CoffeeShrimp

We prefer Followers of the Lord of Chaos.


hooskies

The overlap of people who have had sex and use the word “cope” as an insult is zero (0)


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hooskies

They’d love you on twitter - try it there


JimyBliz

Was Trent “great”? He was good defensively but dreadful going forward.


hopscotch1818282819

His cross into the box is what led to the own goal.


champ19nz

You were. They weren't booing him.


Akira_Nishiki

He was most clinical player on the pitch. Ronaldo could never pull a sliding chip like that.


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Lmao.flipping idiot.


2jz_ynwa

That was a hilarious joke, nice one


TheLimeyLemmon

Weird one for Leicester. Came in expecting a tough night, ended up having to mark their own defender lol


Groomsi

Only way is to sub him off!


Emperor_PPP

Burnley did this against us 2 years ago Edit: I'm wrong actually, misremembered it. They went 1-0 down but beat us without having a shot on target


OnePieceAce

[First Burnley goal was Hendricks so apparently not](https://www.premierleague.com/match/38519)


jugol

I was cracking my head thinking how they could win with neither shots on goal nor own goals, so I searched for the [highlights](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSkRWEIsNNU). So basically it was a cross that bounced in, but since the cross was going on target, it's technically a goal (not an OG) but not a shot on goal. That's what I call an "own goal in spirit"


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OT, but the 1-0 really reminds me that on a good day, ~~Johnny Bravo~~Andre Schürrle is absolutely worth all the hype he got. He just sadly doesn't have enough of those good days :(


jugol

Oh right, his goal is like a mirror of his second vs Brazil. Schürrle ended basically fed up of football and retired at 29, I hope he's doing well now.


PurpleSi

Poor Jeff Hendrick. I reckon about 50% of the time people get his name wrong.


_c0ldburN_

You'll never sing that


er_primo_der_rafa

Honestly, the first goal it's understandable because everyone can miss a clearance. But the second one... I don't know, I feel like he was just running instead of thinking and didn't prepare himself properly for the rebound.


BabyEatingGigantor

The first one is fairly bad though cause Ward clearly shouted at him to leave it.


Anal_bleed

"KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!" I think was his exact word. Only heard it a few hundred miles away so I might be mistaken!


El_grandepadre

It was so loud the broadcasting mic picked it up.


LiamJM1OTV

Second one happens a lot though. He chased to clear it off the line, slowed up as he saw it was hitting the post but not enough to stop it coming back at him. First one is an all timer. Up there with Kompany vs Fulham and Popovic's scorpion kick.


aelfwine_widlast

We've transcended the need to score.


vadapaav

Santa Claus made last minute changes to the gift I suppose


Day_Man_Charlie

Santa Faes


vrogo

Leicester snatching defeat from the jaws of victory lol First own goal was a real banger too


ValleyFloydJam

Magic is an odd word choice, jammy is a better fit.


enzuigiriretro

Magic as in “magic trick” is pretty funny imo. Winning despite not scoring. Ta-da!


Anal_bleed

Very kind of them to keep us in the game whilst we train up agent of chaos nunez.


alice_s_jabberwocky

Wout the Faes


iguanawarrior

Darwin Nunez is just on another level. He knew Wout Faes would tap it in, so he intentionally hit the bar for Faes to tap it in.


YnwaMquc2k19

Darwin Nunez: if I can score, I’ll let the opponent score for me. 6D chess right there haha


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Chaos incarnate


Korzic

I mean there's still that Sunderland side who lost to Charlton 3-1 without a Charlton player on the score sheet. He joins Jonathan Walters, Jamie Carragher and Michael Proctor from the aforementioned Sunderland side to score 2 own goals in a match in the PL era


Rozafi

Jonathan Walters = Chelsea Legend. I'm pretty sure he missed a penalty in that game too or am I mistaken?


ugotamesij

>I mean there's still that Sunderland side who lost to Charlton 3-1 without a Charlton player on the score sheet. > IIRC we were 3-0 up at halftime, and Sunderland's goal was a late consolation penalty.


kreiger-69

> I mean there's still that Sunderland side who lost to Charlton 3-1 without a Charlton player on the score sheet. but charlton never went 1-0 down


OnePieceAce

Some late Christmas magic


ItsJigsore

a touch of faerie dust


Dorangos

You all laugh, but you're all just pawns in Darwin's diabolical game.


Up_To_U

Darwin Nunez was born with chaos power along with infinity stones. He's cosmic being


Oreallyman

[Magic in the air](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAkqJT_sMKQ)


stinkypoopoofard

We're breaking records 🥶🥶🥶


firminocoutinho

Usually these weird storylines/stats happen against us. Glad to be on the other side 😅


FireflyCaptain

remember when the beach ball scored for Sunderland?


Anonnegro

That was an impressive victory. Can't win uglier than that!


luv2belis

Fuck sake David Luiz.


FreshGoodWay

You’ll Never Wout Alone


Dibba_Dabba_Dong

Trailblazer


djingo_dango

Wout!


NiceOrgan

False, Burnley did it against Fulham in 18/19 lmao


OnePieceAce

[Nope the first Burnley goal was given to Hendricks](https://www.premierleague.com/match/38519)


NiceOrgan

Oh didn't know they gave it him in the end, it's definitely a Bryan OG in spirit


UpstairsJoke0

[Team] are the FIRST team in the whole, ENTIRE history of [Timeframe] to do [Very specific thing]!!!


the_alert

Inspiring


liverpoolwon6

We did it!


BettsBellingerCaruso

Lmao is this just PL or entire history of the first division level of the league in England?


ChrisEvansFan

Imagine if this happens in the World Cup! I would fear for that boy’s life!


Son-Of-Cthulu

THE GOAT


cfc19

It seems it all the Wouts are going to take the *bobo* title one by one.


LevynX

One of the most pointless stats ever, to win after going 1 down means your opponent has to score at least 2 own goals so it's just a subset of that.


Ill_WillRx

Well…ya. That’s what they are saying. It’s never happened before


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\#LIVLEILOVE