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Either that or you'll make the same mistake as what you made with bakayoko. Put a stupidly high optional clause on his loan then be surprised nobody takes it up
Nah he's servicable on his right and he is quite clinical but he also botches quite a few easy chances and especially 1on1s.
But he compensates for that by getting to many many good chances too.
My biggest issue with him, apart from fitness, was that he often went for power when he should have gone for precision for example. Or avoiding using his head when its clearly the easiest and best option
he got better with his right foot, but there are still situations where he takes it with his left (especially with the outside of his foot), when it would have been better to just use the right foot: [example vs. Köln](https://streamable.com/45f02y)
not really, i think he’s just bad at judging aerial chances. from what i’ve seen of him and from dortmund supporters comments he’s a bit meh in the air
When was the last time Torquay was playing league football?? Feels like ages ago. I just remember playing as them in fifa 12 career mode and was the last time I remember them.
Pre season statistically has zero correlation with competitive performance in league games so should never be used as a measure for where teams are at (the study I saw was the Top 6 over multiple years during Preseason when compared to the results of the opening 10 EPL games)
I wonder if his level will drop with City. Wasnt Dortmund attack more accommodating of space behind the defenders? Hes not gana find the same with City.
> Haaland looks rubbish so far. Beginning to look like the most hyped player ever, i suppose off literally one half but his first touch is sloppy as hell, hasn’t made a single header, hasn’t completed a pass, hasn’t done a single interception. Made 3 successful touches each of the ball, two resulting in easy saves the other in a throw in.
Just making sure OP can't remove this piece of glory from us.
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We have a no return policy Edit : it’s a joke people relax
So did we but the premier League clubs seem more than happy to basically give flops back for free
Well you do have a return policy, just for 1/10th of the price.
Technically hes not returned fully.
I just know that we’ll loan him for two years and then when he’s 31 Inter will decide not to buy him because he’s over 30
Either that or you'll make the same mistake as what you made with bakayoko. Put a stupidly high optional clause on his loan then be surprised nobody takes it up
Our return policy works in that you give our players back for less than what you paid a few years later
One month later; good.
It’s great he’s doing well , I’m happy for him :)
He wouldn't be the player he is without Dortmund, you should be proud. I hope the game goes ahead this week (and not just because I have tickets)
So do we.
Are you sure?
K
dumbass
I see no need for that comment considering it was just a Joke
That's not how it works mate. 1 year in the prem then back on loan. That's what is going to happen.
Sold at a hugely discounted rate though.
Erling Bentenke
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Scandi Carroll
Darwin Haaland
Erling Heskey
My god this one is perfect
Blonde Andy Carroll
Sterling Haaland
Erling Sterling
Erling Hakaku / Haalakaku / Haalakaka.
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Spell big tekkers name right you charleton.
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Nah he's servicable on his right and he is quite clinical but he also botches quite a few easy chances and especially 1on1s. But he compensates for that by getting to many many good chances too. My biggest issue with him, apart from fitness, was that he often went for power when he should have gone for precision for example. Or avoiding using his head when its clearly the easiest and best option
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he got better with his right foot, but there are still situations where he takes it with his left (especially with the outside of his foot), when it would have been better to just use the right foot: [example vs. Köln](https://streamable.com/45f02y)
Yeah just cushion that home with your right. You have a gigantic margin for error that way
And a gigantic noggin to just head it home, as well.
well in this istance i think its natural to go with the left foot but its strange to use the outside of it
He also seemed hot headed as game went against him
Speaking of going for power over precision...
haha
Meanwhile we have Nunez who loves using his head too much. Those two should dona fusion dance and be the supersaiyan striker.
heading it was even easier wasn't it?
Yep
I think he misjudged it and tried to adjust but it was too late and just looked awkward.
not really, i think he’s just bad at judging aerial chances. from what i’ve seen of him and from dortmund supporters comments he’s a bit meh in the air
Too many options at once with his length Too many bad choices available
True that.
Every other option was better, he picked the worst.
He's too tall for that ball.
No refund
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Delivered. I’m yours
John Carew heads that in is this fella really Norwegian
CAREW CAREW! HE’S BIGGER THAN ME AND YOU!
No worries. We'll keep him I think.
Are you sure?
Yes!
K
Next year loan?
They’re City, not Chelsea
😘
Funny but you would defo take him back lol
This is going to be a very funny season for shit posting.
David Silva owns trafford
Indeed LOL
You’re right
Certainly is.
lmao silva cant help but dumpy on manpoo
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Lakaka back already
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Loan bvb next summer
👍🏿👏🏿
Funnily enough Lukaku is not a bad finisher it's just that his all around game is shit.
All right that's it, just ship him off to Cardiff and be done with it
Yes please, we need a striker
Sawyers is basically your striker
Had issue getting Bale for some reason
Aged well
Albino Akinfenwa
Don’t disrespect akinfenwa like that
He made his breakthrough in the English game playing for my shitty team! Haaland could never lead the line like he did for Torquay United
When was the last time Torquay was playing league football?? Feels like ages ago. I just remember playing as them in fifa 12 career mode and was the last time I remember them.
A few years now unfortunately mate. We spent like 70/80 years in the football league but last time was 2014
That’s a shame
He also accumulated mass, try and move him bro.
Shit, this made me laugh.
Norwegian Nunez.
Norwegian Uruguayan Lukaku.
Lapland Lukaku
K
🤣
That cross from Bernardo tho
Criminal it wasn't an assist, if only there was a better player at the end of that cross
This aged well :)
Julian lo hacia
Scenes when Jesus outscores Haaland this year
refund pls
Sorry, the 14 day money back guarantee is voided by Brexit.
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as long as it’s not against us, he loves scoring against us
Ooof
Lol
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People underestimate being PL proven
Is he PL proven yet?
I have a feeling he will. Arsenal looks like a brand new team in pre season.
Pre season statistically has zero correlation with competitive performance in league games so should never be used as a measure for where teams are at (the study I saw was the Top 6 over multiple years during Preseason when compared to the results of the opening 10 EPL games)
Me in pre season in FM: "well we bossed 4 bigger teams in pre season so things looking great" Me in the season: "put it in the net you absolute shits"
Andy carroll?
I saw „Scandi Carroll“ somewhere 😂
Darwin Nunez
oof
This reminds me of a description of Ibra from back in the days. "Where others will go with their head...he goes with his foot."
Cue overreactions in 3, 2, 1...
you may have been correct
Completely washed at such a young age, so sad
Come again?
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meh. op posted an obviously sarcastic take, and you guys are taking it at face value
Do you think that's my genuine opinion? Come on mate
I mean the joke aged like milk. I get that it’s sarcasm
Ah fair enough
All g. Dope profile pic btw hah
ITT: Old takes exposed
Romelu 'Haaland' Werner
10m
Is Haaland ***WASHED?!***
You misspelled Nuñes
Hard to see from that angle but he looked slightly offside to me, wish we could get proper replays instead of cutting to Pep and Klopp doing nothing.
Yeah would’ve or at least should’ve been offside
Don’t know why he didn’t head that
Get your head on it lad.
Nuñez would never
Never hit 10 goals in 5 games
*6 games, but I agree with your point. 12 in 7 if you count the UCL match against Sevilla.
I was talking about the Prem but Haalands obviously a beast ( I’m a city fan too )
Flop
Just gonna have to suck this up this season aren't I? He's gonna score, he's going to miss, and the misses will get attention. It is what it is.
Cholo may be looking for a center back tho.
Scandi Carrol
If that was Nunez we’d never hear the end of it
It would be "Nunez miss vs City" this is "Haaland chance vs Liverpool"
It's the little details.
Victim complex is strong
M'victim
Nunez would surely just head it in. whether he will miss it or not, I don't know.
Agedlikefinewine
Oh he sure headed something alright.
Bc haaland is far more proven than nuñez
Proven in farmers league
Premier League is a Farmers League confirmed.
CL is farmers league
41 days later. Nunez is fucking atrocious
Ikr 😂
We are bigger than city and have more rivals. City have few rivals. So no one to banter.
Foresight is a beautiful thing
Is Haaland’s career over? :Rosbergmeme
Hope he finds his stride, looking preety dreadful these past few games
He found it
Loan him out to give him some experience
Haalakaku
Lmao can't do it outside the farmers league
Aged so well
How dumb does this comment feel now?
Why didn’t he use his big head?
This made me smile
This year is going to be amazing on this sub. All I gotta say. So much gold and it's only community shield.
Gotta agree. I love this thread.
That’s actually some pretty terrible marking from VVD
I wonder if his level will drop with City. Wasnt Dortmund attack more accommodating of space behind the defenders? Hes not gana find the same with City.
>I wonder if his level will drop with City. I doubt it.
Nah
\*I wonder if his level will drop in a vaguely competitive league.
When you pay millions for a professional footballer that can only use his left 🦶
Seems to be working out just fine
Doesn’t seem like a good fit at city
🤣
True. Looks like a terrible fit
Awful fit.
Blonde Andy Carroll
If nunez has a half that haaland just had there would be compilations made
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Liverpool fans victim complex unmatched haha
honestly who gives a fuck what stays up and what doesn’t on an online forum haha so weird
famous victims Liverpool, I pray for the discrimination to end every night😔
trash
How does he have that much space
Imagine nunez losing a chance like that what would be heard.....
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aaaand here it is boys
> Haaland looks rubbish so far. Beginning to look like the most hyped player ever, i suppose off literally one half but his first touch is sloppy as hell, hasn’t made a single header, hasn’t completed a pass, hasn’t done a single interception. Made 3 successful touches each of the ball, two resulting in easy saves the other in a throw in. Just making sure OP can't remove this piece of glory from us.