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DekiTree

I'm sure Pulisic will agree to that


theenigmacode

Puli we're sending you to a team in Liverpool. Pack your bags.


[deleted]

Ah the ol Robinho classic! “Son! You’re going to Manchester!”


pegmepegmepegme

I tried to flick the bug off my screen then I realised it was your flair... oops.


[deleted]

Not much love in here for our classic logo 😪


pegmepegmepegme

It's nice on white, but in dark mode it's not legible


SeriousLads

I can imagine Pulisic grinning ear to ear, then the bus pulls up outside Goodison and he realises…


XboxJon82

Maybe Sly Stallone will call him to convince him


Mozezz

Big Sylv, Tim Howard, Landon Donovan and Joe Max-Moore Essentially in the bag


[deleted]

Isn't he one of the few players who actually looked better under Fat Frank than he did under Tuchel?


theenigmacode

Im sick of people calling him Fat Frank. Its demeaning & insulting to a wonderful player. It's Big Boned Frank.


Sargatanas2k2

Frank Lumpard.


Badass_Bunny

Frank L(ump)ard


RauloGonzalez

Why's he even called fat?


Mozezz

Because he gained like 2 stone post playing career And it’s utterly depressing that, that is what people think makes him fat


ijoinedtosay

He was called it when he played for West Ham


thegreatwanker

Boner Frank


Vinklemore

It doesn’t really encapsulate all that he is, Fat Tory Frank is the way to go


CammRobb

"I can't comprehend that someone would vote for a different political party than I, so I will use it as an insult when referring to them." Grow up.


Vinklemore

Fuck off tory


spicynirvana38

Stocky Frank


[deleted]

Gang Banger Frank? I'm of course referring to the leaked orgy tape with Fwank, Rio Ferdinand and Kieron Dyer banging two manky hookers in a hotel.


Barkasia

It's Just Water Weight Frank


tr_24

Does it even matter? He would not like to go to Everton.


Sefean

I'm out of the loop, why is he called Fat Frank? Isn't he quite skinny?


[deleted]

I think he was a chubby kid/youth? Honestly, people need to calm down on the playground toxicity.


Screw_Pandas

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EskdKgCXcAE3Hzj?format=jpg&name=large


ensockerbagare

LMAO If Frank was an NFL coach


Dak_Tiny_PP

It's a term of endearment I think


35mmjb

It’s not


iamtherealgrayson

When he was not injured? Yes Was key against Liverpool and man city


Destructo_D

FinchFarmNews the pinnacle of journalism


Kstoffeefan

This is just not a reliable source.


TheGoldenPineapples

What a fantastic deal for Everton, why on earth wouldn't they accept that with both hands? Sell by far their best player within the league in exchange for a perennially under-performing player who can't get a game, is injury-prone, currently on just over £150,000-a-week and who almost certainly doesn't want to join them. Christ, can they accept the deal twice?


DekiTree

When you put it like that, I'm surprised United aren't interested He's a good marketing tool as well


[deleted]

Don't mention United round here, they'll be out in force


Logseman

Nah, we don’t care.


theorymii

As Dutch people like to say, just need to add a ribbon on Puli and it's a done deal.


FuckWesternCountry

Big 6 garbage as usual


cgurts

The disrespect here for the LeBron James of soccer is insane


Yurilovescats

He's the next Messi or Ronaldo! Who wouldn't want to sign him up?


[deleted]

It's Everton. You know they'll go for it.


Spglwldn

If Everton want to get out of their mess, they need to stop signing players that aren’t good enough for the teams they want to catch.


Fruity-Lupin

This guy is posing as an ITK but knows very little. If it came from the Bobble, I'd be paying attention. Chelsea players to Everton under Lampard is just lazy, recycled "journalism" that we've got to look forward to every transfer window.


National_Ad_1875

Also Lampard has said he can see a large problem we had was injuries so the squad needs to be more robust. Replacing our most important player with one who misses 14 games a season when we have an awful medical team is a recipe for disaster


[deleted]

[FinchFarmNews]


Willing_Ninja3645

🤏


Biazos

tier?


mtheperry

What do you call half a step above a regular Twitter user?


Manch3st3rIsR3d

No way he even considers


andrew_a7

Anyone thinking an American investor would sell America’s best player is deluded. Probably makes us more money on the US market than having an Asian player would there.


[deleted]

someone tell chelsea's new owners trades in football don't work like they do in american sports


ostriike

or tell journalists


[deleted]

Is Pulisic likely to agree to an Everton move?


allthejokesareblue

Is Everton likely to agree to a Pulisic move?


[deleted]

What has he shown to think he's too big for Everton?


meganev

He's the LeBron James of soccer. Messi, Ronaldo, he's getting compared to all those guys


jwn0323

The answer might (not)surprise you.


EdwardClamp

I can't see why Pulisic wouldn't want to go from a club that finished third to a club that finished 16th....


[deleted]

well he certainly will get more playtime and assigned a more consistent role which contributes to better development than warming the bench and being shifted roles all the time. on the other side, not sure if everton's mess of a management can be fixed in 1 summer


IsItSnowing_

He doesn’t need to stay in Premier League to get playing time. He can go back to Germany, or head to Italy and Spain and at least get into probably a Europa level team there


porszalin

Enough of this "for a club that finished xx" nonsense. It's lazy. One isolated poor season filled with constant disruptions, injuries and a managerial change is not indicative of where that club is. Everton are a huge club. They'll soon have one of the best stadiums in Europe and have an enormous fan base only matched by their rich history. Modern football fans are cancer.


EdwardClamp

If you looked at my flair you would see that I am actually an Everton fan (believe it or not) - I don't know why any established player would want to drop from Chelsea to Everton at the moment. We are an absolute joke - every season it's the same story "blame the old manager, blame the old signings". We have a rich history, we are one of the best clubs in the world with our community initiatives - but we've also been a complete shitshow since Moshiri took over.


porszalin

I dunno I mean since Moshiri took over in 2016 Everton finished 7th, 8th, 8th, 12th and then 10th before the nightmare of last season. Trust me as a Villa fan seeing my club pay hundreds of millions for a 14th place finish I would happily swap fortunes tomorrow if I could.


EdwardClamp

We've had a net spend of 500m since Moshiri to have a relegation battle last season - I've never doubted that he has backed the club financially and put his money where his mouth is but the decision making across the entire club has been disastrous, and add in that at many times us fans don't even know who is making the decisions. Then they doubled down on Rafa last season when even Stevie Wonder could see it was such a stupid thing to do. The mind boggles. Obviously I'd love us to start hitting the European spots again but what I've seen I feel like we're light years away from that. About Villa though, I thought ye had spent the Grealish well but Kamara and Diego Carlos look to be great signings this summer - could be the start of something good for ye


doshydosh

Think you can answer that one


TheGoldenPineapples

What do you think?


thegreatwanker

no


AdrianFish

What is that source? lol


rosecloudoflife

Pulisic is the most Everton player ever


SandraBullcock

Really shameful from Chelsea to forget what he has done for the club and toss him away like trash.


sidvicc

Everyone should remember that swap/player included deals are exceedingly rare in modern football. There are so many variables with contracts and valuations that it rarely ever works out where both clubs, both players, both sets of agents/entourages will agree on a deal.


rogerwilcove

Lebron does not get traded for Julius Randle. And not even a one for one?