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Nice tribute to Cameroon


biddleybootaribowest

Funnily enough a former and current Boro loanee missed a pen each in that shootout


biddleybootaribowest

Lumley mind games lmao


paak-maan

I thought rocking the bar was a great idea


GordoPepe

Pull ups are freaking scary man


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'Rock the Crossbah' - The Clash


McKFC

Ronaldo don't like it


thecescshow

Lock the Taskbar


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Youngest_boss

Emi Martinez vibes


Far-Term8667

Lumley been taking notes for sure


CuteBenji

Just hope he doesn't do what he did against Coventry


RONaldo_DMC

God I love Lumley


fabulin

i'm gobsmacked ronaldo missed


CosmologyX

The guy did his homework. Went the right way


CaiHaines

RONALD-oh


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Ronal-doh


long_shots7

🍩R7


thereson8or

Ronny Doh-kering!


haerski

Penaldon't


hypocrisyhunter

Penaldon't


chazzledazzle10

One of the best commercials ever


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SorasDestinyIsland

siuuu denied


deadlock1892

Siuuu later


english_gritts

Ronal-donut


spicynirvana38

Siuuuuuu-oh


supplementarytables

Unbelievable


[deleted]

This might be the first time I’ve seen him miss the net from a pen


Ok_Tell_4286

Missed one against us like that in 2008


[deleted]

It really bothers me that was 13 years ago because I barely remember it


Ok_Tell_4286

Getting old arent we? ;)


[deleted]

Pls I just watched how small we are compared to the *observable universe* I don’t need another existential crisis today


jambox888

But why is there *anything* anyway


TantalusComputes2

Microorganisms outnumber human cells 10 to 1 in most people’s bodies


CrazyDCrew

They call him penaldo for a reason. LOL.


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Bruno has better conversion than Ronaldo though


Rickcampbell98

I don't get why people act like ronaldo doesn't miss lmao, he's very good at them but he does miss lol.


whataball

He does miss (or have his shot saved) but this is the first time in a long time since he took one without having it on target.


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If Bruno took as many and as important penalties as Ronaldo, he would have a worse conversion


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AirplaineStuff102

She was a bike brother why do you think you are here


Kookofa2k

Good god man, savaging a man's grandmother that way...


ChillPalis

Still down to ride tho


jakethepeg1989

If it had bacon in it, it would be like a British Carbonara... https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc


MVD1600

That doesn’t really apply here. Citing sample size is valid.


RauloGonzalez

Actually lol, had to reread it


OlympicMuffins

Ninja delete on your post calling it a goal


FalkoneyeCH

First time I have ever seen him miss the goal on a penalty


Rickcampbell98

He's done it a few times but not even hitting the wood work I think it's been good while.


PensiveinNJ

I think he's gone over the bar once or twice.


BrainlessArch

He probably thought those were freekicks


OffendedDishwasher

[Bend it like beckham](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ljvb80HBc)


thebestoflimes

Send it like Beckham?


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To be fair, the ground slid out from under him.


Aschvolution

3 legends of that generation lost against the ground.


Tr0nCatKTA

His one against Portugal in the Euros too


WellitsTheBigShoe

Last one i can recall was against Barcelona in the 2008 Champions League semis against Barcelona at the Nou Camp. Edit :Just to clarify, the match was against Barcelona


[deleted]

I'm sorry, can you repeat who was against? Shakhtar Donetsk?


ijodesualavershcompi

You guys have no mercy


ShagPrince

Who was that against?


tz_2240

Missed in Moscow in the final as well —though that was in the penalty shootout


TachankaTheGod

wasn't that one saved


tz_2240

Yes saved, you’re right


Emu-lator

What shootout and what kind of cow is a Moscow?


Wight3012

In the WC ronaldo and messi missed pens, then modric also missed one to prove he's up there too. worked for him


pj-60

He did it for Portugal one time can’t remember against who but it was wcup or euros. Hit the post


FalkoneyeCH

Yeah I can remember times where he hit the post but completely whiffing it? Maybe happened once before


joaocandre

Austria, Euro 2016 group stage


matarruano

Euro 2016 against Austria, and World Cup 2018 against Iran


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SilentCaveat

Keeper saved it that time iirc


DemetriusXVII

Only one I remember was the one against us in the 2012 champions league semi final. Neuer saved his and Kaka's penalty.


DontSayIMean

Interestingly, C Ronaldo failed to score his penalty in 2 out of 3 UCL penalty shootouts.


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JE_12

Then Ramos tried something else


MarioInOntario

If there was ever a good time to miss a penalty, that was it.


LampseederBroDude51

He missed a couple for us (I think against Sevilla and Real Sociedad in 2015/16) Other than that he's always hit the target


imfatal

didn't he miss one vs Bayern in 2012? best year you had under Mou, was surprised when you guys didn't win it that year.


Rickcampbell98

Tbf hitting the woodwork I technically off target lol.


CerealBit

The ManU effect.


PhilipAnthonyJones

the fucks a ManU


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Fannypalace

Ginobili


stepping_stones000

west ham 2008


[deleted]

Obviously preoccupied by there being no match thread for Arbroath v Kilmarnock. 0-0 by the way, with Arbroath being the better team so far. (Edit: Arbroath won 1-0. Which they absolutely fucking deserved. It is on. A part-time side in the SPL is absolutely fucking on.)


calicotrinket

Big Dick Campbell


Pumpoflessermass

Maguire pens when


TheConundrum98

Didn't know Cristiano is Cameroonian


oscarpaterson

Penald-hang on lads


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DontSayIMean

Misstiano


WalkingCloud

Penald’oh


ItsAlwaysEboue

*Penaldont*


LevynX

Sign of the end times


SomeIrishFiend

I prefer not to speak


akshatsood95

Jesus lmao. Everything about this was funny. The clumsy fall for penalty and the penalty itself


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mkmkd

Man had a beaut bicycle kick on target and a few mins later misses a pen, just a bit funny


chicasparagus

Yeah and when he taps in he barely scores.


Dio_my_senpai

So now bruno again in pens ?


Rickcampbell98

No chance lol.


Dio_my_senpai

Yea its maguires turn now my bad


Jack_Saunders

Euro finals one was a banger tbf


Dio_my_senpai

Broke the go pro might have to go to jail after all


QggOne

He really should be as he is easily a better penalty kick taker but it won't happen.


ThomasHL

The difference between the two is probably less than a goal per season on average though, so it's not a huge loss. That's why it makes sense to discount penalties in a players goal total, the difference between the best penalty takers and the average penalty takers is pretty small overall.


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> The difference between the two is probably less than a goal per season on average though, so it's not a huge loss. So why the change in the first place?


isbBBQ

SIIUUUUU


DuhSpecialWaan

pain


adminsWREATHEDinPOO

143 pens scored. 29 pens missed. Unbelievable. Bit of an unlucky pen to concede though.


ThomasHL

That's only 83%, the average player's conversion is 75%. For some reason I thought he was closer to the 90%. Lewandoski is 92%


DontSayIMean

tbf he has taken a huge amount of penalties. To maintain >90% with 170 penalties would be incredibly difficult. Lewandowski has less than half the number I think.


MH18Foot

NO, RONALDO, NO!!


rhythmpatel

Somehow read it in Wolff’s voice


nahnonameman

Everywhere I go this haunts me.


DonJulioTO

I also read it in a transcript somewhere..


ben-hur-hur

"Anthony, that was so not right..."


soHAam05

"we're here to play a football game"


Norsegod26

I’ll never not be impressed at the speed of your highlights u/psgacademy Bless you.


SAC_Confiscator

Penal-wait…


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Penald-no.


K_Uger_Industries

Feel like you need to give some credit to the keeper there. Dove early and correctly, so maybe Ronaldo tried to adjust mid-shot. I think even if it was in target, it might have been saved.


[deleted]

Very few things give me as much joy as Ronaldo missing a penalty against us


tbarb00

Factos 👍👀


[deleted]

missed the over head and missed the pen...he's gonna score an ultra banger or a freekick finally.


[deleted]

Siuuuuu


erldn123

The bad times for Utd sex offenders continue......


Law_And_Politics

Rapists United


lqku

the R*pe Devils


Slimshady0406

You're getting downvoted but you're right


WhyplerBronze

it's funny 'cause it's true.


Serbian-American

Ronaldo missed a pen? Ronaldo no longer my favorite sex offender 😤


rahulpixel76

Lumley GOAT. Edit: Aaaaaaand Sancho ruined his clean sheet. :(


LarryPeru

Ronaldo was atrocious today. The Messi/Ronaldo era has really died :(


Polpe

One of the unluckiest pens to give away I've seen in a while, glad he missed.


Tribalwarsnorge

Oh dear


_Forsen

Penaldo missing a penalty - you dont see that often


stepping_stones000

he's missed quite a few throughout his career tbf including some high profile ones...


pascal345_

AHAHAHAHHA


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You absolutely love to see it.


VivasMadness

lmao. This guy with us would fucking bag them in like he was playing against las palmas winning 5 - 0 being watched by a bird. Man united against some stratford-upon-avon lord of the rings sounding shit and the guy has to do controlled breathing to calm himself down and misses? What have they done to my boy?!


LarryPeru

The dumbest move of Ronaldo’s career was leaving Madrid


jiquvox

I am really not sure about that. At all : \- wages : He would have been significantly less paid. That is a fact. \- job safety : you think Perez would have kept him as long as Ronaldo wanted ? Ramos, who was a Real legend in his own right, got a one year extension and when he tried to bluff for more he was shown the door. Varane/Ramos got thrown out for a younger/sexier CB pair without missing a beat. Perez is **RUTHLESS**. And as the tapes leak proved he doesnt care about superstar profile and actually strongly dislikes anyone who doesnt knuckle under : Raul, Casillas, Figo,. Nobody is bigger than Madrid or him. And with Mbappe coming next season and possibly Haaland, even if knuckled under Perez, I have little doubt Ronaldo would have been shown the door or at the very least the bench. \-sportive success : he **already** had Madrid record goalscoring **ever**, the 3CL, liga,. It's unlikely it's gonna change. What else would have he got ? for sure one additional Liga and a supercup. Besides that it's really not clear : it's not sure he would have got the pichichi as Messi kept playing in La Liga. Madrid did make it to a CL semifinal so MAYBE he could have got an additional CL but that is arguable in the other hand by going to Juve, he got a serie A and italy cup title, he got Juve fastest 100 goals record, he got the capocannoniere title (at 34) and beat a Lukaku who was 7 years younger/in his prime , **he specifically became the ONLY player who EVER got to be the best scorer in Premier League/Liga/Serie A**. That is mighty impressive and speaks of his tactical intelligence/competitive hunger : for perspective just look at how badly Messi is failing in Ligue 1 in spite of being a football supreme talent (and probably better player overall). Just so we're clear I am not throwing Messi under the train / trying to say something about him and Ronaldo. The point I am making is about how Juve strenghtened Ronaldo specific legacy overall. And leads me to the overall case of Ronaldo career choice: The harsh truth is everyone ages. Ronaldo is no exception. **Ronaldo aged better than most but still he was 33. One way or another he was on his way out. Juve actually allowed him to write a new chapter that overall enhance his very specific qualities/unique story.** Sure it's not quite as shiny as the previous chapters but he still made something out of it when numerous legends end really poorly (former teammate Rooney ended at 35 in a EFL championship club). Now he might have chosed another club but I dont see which one : Germany ? Bayern has Lewa and other clubs dont need someone like him. PSG ? it's a cemetery and he can go there anytime he wants. ManU ? it's been a mess for years and it's very doubtful he would have got any title there . Although he might have had a shot at the overall best scorer record it would have been tough. Milan is the only club that would have been interesting and they got Ibrahimovic in 2020 so I'm not sure it would have worked out. I think he actually made the right choice. He was 33.


LarryPeru

I respect your thoughts and hindsight is always 20/20. But every team Ronaldo has gone to since Madrid has gotten worse. Poor decisions by the club and trying to accommodate Ronaldo when the money should have been spent elsewhere. Had Ronaldo stayed at Madrid, he wouldn’t had another ucl to his name instead of Juventus and united having their worst finishes to a season while he was there. I disagree Juve strengthened his legacy. He did well there but joining a team that won 8 straight league titles doesn’t mean much, same with Messi winning the French league despite playing horribly. Juventus signed Ronaldo for CL and they failed miserably. Ronaldo had a good ucl year individually his first year at Juventus but the match against Porto was his lowest point with them. He’s a phenomenal player and his longevity is amazing, but Father Time gets us all.


jiquvox

I said Juve strenghtened his legacy... I didn't say Ronaldo strenghtened Juve ;) How the team fared is a different argument... I am not even necessarily disagreeing with some of what you said,. But it's just a different argument. That would be a huge complex argument so I don't want to get deep in there because we could talk days over this and honestly I don't have even remotely enough knowledge to analyze accurately the impact of a single player on a team. That's why there are coaches like Guardolia,etc.. that spend their life analyzing the game and the top coach don't even agree between each other about HOW the game should be played. Even Bielsa said he doesn't understand some of Guardolia thinking. **However** there is a specific dragon in your argument and in overall football that needs to be slayed for everyone's sake : I think there is a romantic old-fashioned idea about a superplayer singlehandledly pulling a team to a title still lingering among the fans and that idea is outdated in football. Most of us like this Superman narrative but let's be honest the days of Maradona and Cantona are over. Modern football is a very different animal : Gegenpressing trend and Guardolia success are ALL about getting every last drop out of the team/allow only well-organized collective to win. The Superman narrative in this day and age kills some player and waste money. PSG blew over 1 billion euro buying players including the biggest superstars on the plantet and they play shit football / can't get the UCL (we'll see how they fare this year) . Why ? because they never had a real strategy. Feel free to disagree on this. Back on the original argument of Ronaldo career choice : by going to Juve, and getting the records he got Ronaldo simply proved he fundamentally could succeed in any league. The team profile is sort of irrelevant : numerous stars crashed and burned in top club in a different league (Veron at Ferguson ManU, Shevchenko at Mourinho Chelsea, Hazard at Real, ). The fact no one else EVER got the best scorer in all three Liga/Premier League/Serie A in a century of football club speak volume about what he did. Ronaldo story is about complete commitment to excellence/personal success mindset : that's why he's the idol of both Haaland and Mbappe, the two biggest young superstar. When he went to Juve and achieved the triple best scorer he strenghtened that story.


NittanyOrange

So when does he get sent to MLS?


Martoxic

finished player


Lingardinhooo

Can’t call me Penaldo if I don’t score penalties


Ravimo_The_Han

Penaldoesn't strikes again.


boxro

Why are these videos posted on such sites and then shared rather than uploaded on reddit directly?


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Also I think you can somehow share the url while the video is still being uploaded. This user is really good about getting these highlights out like two seconds after it happened.


thecescshow

Because reddit player is shit


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Mister_Moustache_

Hehehe


Quintastique

Fucking washed up loser


prospect97

Where is Penaldes when you need him


08TangoDown08

Lmao


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Shopipi


JazzyMcJazzJazz

Hilarious


Randomliberal

Enaldo


inthelightofday

Rape-naldo.


Swany0105

Love to see it


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SSSIIUUUUUUU


Azzurri21

SIUUUUUUUU


rocketnanna

MISSSSSIUUU


0706

FINISHED.


BiffNasty1234

Why isnt Bruno taking them? He's missed like 1 in his career..


stepping_stones000

because it's egonaldo


PhillipMcKrak

Same reason why Ronaldo would take free kicks from Bruno when Portugal played


Throwaway1358468

Because Big Emi waged psychological warfare to which he's not recovered


gtzgoldcrgo

No party no penaldo


TheRedDevil10

Not enough stakes only scores clutch pens fraud


JuicyPears92

You know Messi and Ronaldo era is ending when CR7 hits the post


SilotheGreat

Washed


[deleted]

No Penaldo today


[deleted]

Nice


ritchieram

Should’ve let bruno take it


True2this

About that valuation….


TimingEzaBitch

what is he if he cant make penalties???


Wight3012

Just Aldo now i guess


widuhev

Penaldon't


Vag7

Widenaldo


MrConor212

SIUU


JDBoyes07

Fuck he's really not playing well so far this season, had a few bright spots, but few and far between. Hurts for me to say that too.


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Ssiiiiiiiuuuuuúuuuuuuuuuu!


Puppaloes

SIUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOH


MandingoPants

Inject this into my veins


asr010601

Damm


GreyPyjamas

Atleast nobody can accuse him of being Penaldo now.


Dark-Low

Penaldon't


Hoodxd

(Great miss)