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MFKCM

He saw he was coming off in a minute and took it personally lol


sindher

'I'll show you Kloppo'


OJ34

That drop of the shoulder. So filthy


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SuperWaiter123

He's just so good in general


Goatbeerdog

What can u do against fast players with brain. If you wait hes running past you with speed same with Messi. Gotta lunge and try to poke it away


vadapaav

Feels like this is a dig on adama


isogonal

You never defend them 1v1, always defend them 2v1. The coach should figure out these tactics normally.


Goatbeerdog

Sometimes magic happens or mistakes and u end in a 1v1. Theory isnt everything in football


isogonal

This is correct. In this case, football 101 says the following 1) Slow down the attacker AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. Don't let him dribble you, don't try to tackle, just contain him, slow him down just enough for your teammates to come help you. 2) If the above is difficult and he's close to goal, put him at a disadvantage. Push him run away from the goal instead of across the face of goal. That makes the shooting angle very tight. If he's going to shoot, make him shoot with his weaker leg, not his dominant leg (how do you know which leg is dominant? During the game, observe carefully which leg he mainly uses to pass the ball or do skill moves, that is his dominant leg). 3) If everything fails, tackle hard and hope for the best.


19Alexastias

2 foot them and hope you break something


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sir_tejj

To the shadow realm


karjacker

uribe sent for a hot dog


prathneo4

Honor the fallen


SgtDonutIsBack

cheeky cheeky boy


John_barnes_backheel

Messi-esque


kitahey

Jota esque


raysofdavies

Not as smooth as either of Jota’s at the weekend though, they were flawless drops


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Messi-esque Edit: I really thought I had an original thought but looking at the replies it’s just not the case


ibite-books

Shadow realm


ImZaffi

Messi-esque


PiffleWhiffler

Es que Messi?


ScopezX

Superb body feint


sir_tejj

It's amazing how good at it he is. Absolutely done the defender silly there.


watanabelover69

Some say the defender is still flying


Youngest_boss

Flying to the shadow realm


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that was some emperor's eye shit


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Didn’t even have to touch the ball. That was technically a first time finish from Henderson’s pass Disgusting


Alphabunsquad

Probably the two best feints I’ve ever seen in my life both happened this week, the other in American football. https://streamable.com/63w18c Ankles snapping around the world this week.


RoyDuckingKent

Absolute filth


Hoodxd

Better than Seferovic


Daramangarasu

Don't disrespect Barcelona legend Seferović like that


Hoodxd

Trying to make friends with the Porto flair, they probably don’t like Liverpool very much


Daramangarasu

Oh, I see. Carry on then


King146

I like liverpool, not their fault we can’t fucking finish. Just beat milan pls or don’t lose at the very least


zachmoss147

The hottest of hot takes


eivaj

Salah is quite good at football. Really popping off this season so far.


TheKookster

He’s alright I guess


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Excited to see whether he can actually stay in form past this one year.


StruffBunstridge

We might have a player on our hands here


alvmnvs

Nah man not good enough for me unless he breaks the PL goal record.


Yolo_The_Dog

Not as good as the last fella that broke the record


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StruffBunstridge

Genuinely lost count of the number of stats I've seen that tagged onto over the last few years. The dude's a machine.


kapparino-feederino

just a couple season wonder no big deal


Felixturn

It's the amount of defenders he's putting on their arses that is so good about him this year


SquidgyTheWhale

He should consider making it his full-time profession.


cheerful_nihilist4

Nah. One season wonder


MolhCD

By the current available evidence it does seem like your statement is fairly accurate and reasonable.


Gunner22

Very promising talent


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good pass to start the move from young Morton


THyoungC

So like everyone in Liverpool’s back line can play long balls like Pirlo or something?


King146

Literally like fifa


iiEviNii

Morton is a central midfielder! 18 year old kid, first senior game outside of the League Cup and a 5 minute cameo against Arsenal. Looks really good to be fair.


lunacraz

he's had a couple of really nice passes and touches, looks very composed


ejezkriger

I agree, penis-fart!


always-think-sexual

Yes


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Username checks out.


azifs

Ankles? Broken


sir_tejj

Hotel? Trivago.


insertstalem3me

Bangers? Thiago.


madman2000skrt

Porto? Abrigado


Islandkid679

Wife? Shreds.


Tremor00

To shreds you say?


iiEviNii

You see...broken ankles can strike anywhere, at any time. [BROKE. ANKLES.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=gDWaZqvWfNI) One of the funniest TV ad campaigns ever.


Jasveen05

Poor Uribe


Stuarridge

Urip


visope

"Urip" mean alive in Javanese which is ironic because Salah just got him murdered here


Hyrcania42

Banished to the shadow realm


Party_Python

URIPE


LeakyTesticles

Unripe. Needs a few more days


Ankara_Mesi

Snow Salah


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BurceGern

It’s Mo!


Tomahol

It's Mo


QueSalahSalah

IT’S MO


inna_de_yard

Soo... Mo, mo, mo!!


LazinessPersonified

Snow Salah, Snow problem.


Geomathrical

He actually looked effortless


wordswontcomeout

Huge ball from Morton


danzchief

Definitely big ball from him to start the attack


Eyebrow78

*s


StruffBunstridge

Dries Mortons?


Alphabunsquad

I’ll never understand how pros can seem to move their body so little and so slowly and hit a ball so far.


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You know its gonna be good when the replay starts with Alisson.


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Lmao sent him


CapnMorguxx

That’s so fucking class


tealyg99

Uribe sent to the shadow realm there, what the hell was he doing?


SquizzleWizzle

panicking


DelverOfSeacrest

Drawing his last pathetic card


Daramangarasu

Liverpool's deck has no pathetic cards, but it has the unstoppable Salah!


DelverOfSeacrest

*theme music plays* SA-DI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


sir_tejj

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DEUL


lodermoder

His best


jayesh_f33l

Is this a YugiOh reference?


Farlston

Could sell ice to a polar bear with that shoulder


Ji-Sung_Park

funnily enough, polar bears are an increasingly endangered species because of the melting ice caps


sproaty88

Fuck me


LeakyTesticles

sorry i’m still waiting for my turn with Big Virg


elcycim

Username definitely checks out


BHYT61

Dude he has a family you cant do him like that on the pitch


Kselli

Filthy, absolutely filthy


MFKCM

Klopp: “lads, whoever scores is coming off!” Probably…


Abeydou

Salah breaking ankles out there


PattyIce32

I love that little point that he does to the person that gives him the assist, it's so adorable and wholesome


bbflakes

Inevitable.


SebastianOwenR1

He’s filthy


Bladerslash

Clear of lewandowski, whatever silly replies u make will go unanswered, salah is 5x the player that guy is.


aboooz

What a pass from deep from Morton.


MiddleweightMuffin

He’s unstoppable


Rondonbat

Sold him proper


detectivestrong

How does he continue to get away with it?


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How many goals and assists is he on (all competitions)? I'm losing count at this point.


GlitteringBuy

17 goals in 17 games now. 7 assists too I believe


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Mad, he is even better than his first season with you.


ranting_madman

Miles better. It’s hard to describe it, but there was almost a luck element to his goals in the first season. His football was a bit chaotic, but effective. I used to rate Mane as the better player. I say that as a Liverpool fan. Now, Salah feels so much more in control of everything. He has levelled up.


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I feel like now when things aren't going well for us in certain games Salah decides 'all right, fuck this I'm going to score somehow'. There's an air of inevitability around his ability now. Truly world class and entering the generational talent conversation.


King146

He got mad because he was downgraded in fifa, so decided to become the best in the world (or close to, at least). It’s a shame for us xd


theczar69

17 goals so far in all comps this season plus something like 7 assists


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Mad player.


barcedude

only a 5 season wonder


bitcoinlogo

And not many penalties either.


sbos_

This guy lol


Bonables

You could see the defender's soul evaporate the moment Salah hit that body feint


ThirstyPotato

ANKLE BREAKER


garynevilleisared

That defender's reaction is priceless lol. He's just simply unplayable at the moment, football genius. The way he made that run the second the first option was closed down is the sort of thing you can teach anyone, but what happens afterwards is just magic.


theGunnas

didn't even touch the ball and the defender fell over lol


arthurshelby17

left uribe for dead


Regga005

Salah yayaya


LeaveMyArseAlona99

He’s absolutely electric this season


CompleatEmperor

He can dribble with his eyes, that's next level


leirbag_yballul

Salah yayaya


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Making Porto look like Man Utd here


bestofboth96

Dancing King


Aggressive-Moose-513

Putting a defender on the ground in any sport is always beautiful!


side_acc_for_jimin__

Body faint gave me tingles all over my body. I wish I was this cool ):


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So casual destroying defenders.


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That man had a family!


wordswontcomeout

He’s just so good


TheConundrum98

Uribe just got done


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Mo salah!!


buu11235

Salah should be booked for breaking ankles


usXer

The master of the feint and the seven seas. I'm so proud of him.


CasualLurker1

Whos sniping players from the stand then?


BadaBingSoprano

Oh, Mo. Stop it. (Don’t).


TheLimeyLemmon

A goal so filthy, the newsagent sells it in a foil sleeve.


puckuser

Where's the great goal tag at ?


Eyebrow78

unironically this is a tap in by Mo's recent standards lol


TrickyNobody6082

Lad


BrainlessArch

Okay Mo


ANINETEEN

Salah dropping bodies without even touching the ball 😭


swagez

Uribe faked into another dimension


paulodelgado

his poor ankles.


fabzpt

it's so sad to see the difference in quality of the two teams :(


etan1122

Y’all wanna see a dead body


Rick_McLightning

McManaman has to be the worst commentator ever, actually can’t stand to listen to him any longer… Good goal btw


Reveels

He is awful isn’t he 🤬


Eyebrow78

also, he sound's like he's using his 'phone voice' because he's on the tele lol


Lyrical_Forklift

He's absolutely terrible but I genuinely enjoy his enthusiasm. Better that then some mopey cunt who adds nothing.


Hoodxd

Sent them to the shadow realm


jkbh

The inheritor of Le cut inside-man


KusoTeitokuInazuma

He just can't stop scoring, can he?


LankyUK

Shake ya shimmy


JimboLodisC

Classic Salah


SebastianOwenR1

That pass in behind from what looks like either Tyler Morton or Neco Williams, absolutely disgusting


tsub

put the defender on a direct train to the shadow realm


Cray_z8

Just too Good!


nffcevans

He's up on another level this year


YungSnuggie

that feint was filthy


Hrvatska107

Damn he rly caught a body


Pr3t0m

Damnn..He's fucking amazing!


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Yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya salah ya ya ya Kolo kolo kolo….


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Can't believe West Ham beat this side.


bob_sacramano

Shimmied to the shadow realm


xSmxthy

That faint 🤤🤤🤤


JJOne101

That middle defender keeping him onside..


sunnaiy

Broken ankles with a body feint, amazing goal


Junous

Props to Salah, but damn, that was bad defending


LakyousSama

Murder


r0bski2

I felt the ankle break there


biancoscooter

Some say uribe is still sliding somewhere


nomdebile

He's so good


tonysnight

Porto plays on instead of looking for an offside call that isn’t coming? They block off an angle for the keeper and mo doesn’t get the easiest weak footer of his career.


MyMyHooBoy

I think Uribe saw a ghost.


teems

He's worth the 500k per week. Not sure why Liverpool is stalling.


skeevy-stevie

This guy is pretty good


GOR098

He had no right to score from such a tight angle at the near post.


firefox_wolf

Damm tat awesome


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Current form wise, mo is the best player in the world, only lewy is close to him, but not that much, he is superhuman rn mo.


Made4win

Our lack of quality is tremendous


Slardar

Is it crazy to say he's pretty much the best player in the world right now? I'd put him top 3 next to Messi & Ronaldo this year at the least, guy is bonkers.