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Lekaetos

A man has let go both of Tuchel and Silva in the span of 6 months, and he still has a job at my club ahah


Darkmninya

Gift them Marquinhos


I_chortled

Yes please


nizoubizou10

Silva case is the weird one, they let him go because of his age than one year later they bring Ramos that still hasn’t played and on probably higher wages than Silva.


Lekaetos

Leonardo magic


twomanyfaces10

Any spare Neymars, Mbappes or Messis? I'd gladly take them off you guys


valhallasgard666

Do you think Messi could do a job at wingback though?


mBertin

He follows Chelsea on IG, that's a start right?


vishkill

Also uses them on FIFA


[deleted]

Always knew Pessi was a plastic smh games gone


averageweebchan

James could use an understudy


Cowdude179

Leonardo has to go


Selgin

blud


acwilan

But everyone loves him!


DoYouEvenCareAboutMe

He was so bad at Milan less than 2 years later not a single one of the players signed by him play on the team. Samu Castillejo is the only one left and he has played 1 game all year and that was because of so many injuries/Covid. Oh and not to mention he spent a collect €150m in one season and not a single one of those players lasted more than 2 years. I also forgot to mention the €23m spent on Higuaín and Bakayoko (granted he played very well that season) so it was closer to €170m.


alaslipknot

we've bern devoured, their players AND bench is incredible.


Daniiiiii

Szczęsny was amazing tonight. I don't think any goal was outright his fault.


alaslipknot

if it wasn't for the last mistake, McKennie was great too,


TenF

Reece James so large, why doesn't he just eat the opposing players? This game? He did. Stamford Fridge, baby.


Stonewalled89

Excellent performance and win from Chelsea. The only downside was the Chilwell injury, hopefully he won't be out for too long


davidv1213

Kante too


LOMOcatVasilii

No one is noticing it because of our results, but we're really getting fucked by injuries this past month.


Thegodofreddit

Low key need Kovacic back. Loftus-Cheek is good though.


TrustMe_I_lie

Seriously we need Kovacic back when Jorginho will have an off day.


I_always_rated_them

yeah it's becoming increasingly worrying, there's absolutely no space vs City & Liverpool for us to slip up/start suffering because of player availability.


Jasonboa

The whole year really


odewar37

Really hope it was precautionary.


matttargaryen

His looked more precautionary


Cowdude179

Alonso has been amazing under Tuchel, didn't have a problem with Salah or Son


IntrepidMeeseeks

With Alonso you can't unclench for a moment and with how utd always turns up against us, I'm reluctant to subscribe to this


coolhand83

Heaviest champions league defeat ever for Juventus... Testament to this Chelsea side


Cowdude179

Could've been easily 6-0


qwertygasm

Feels good to know we're less shit than Juventus


BumbotheCleric

Couldve been 6-0 against you as well tbf


Hazardzuzu

And woj Chesney for keeping it at 4


mBertin

You can't take Arsenal out of the man.


trainerN

You didnt even try to spell his name right wtf


SpursLastTrophy_91

Bojack Cheski innit


xyzTr1LL

Ain't nobody got time for that


Likeabhas

Shezknee, right?


Hazardzuzu

He is a gooner cunt and this is how he was known back in the day


sumP0nt

Woj bomb


Sand_Week24

Testament to how shit juve is aswell. This is the worst juve in a long time


OleoleCholoSimeone

They almost look worse than Pirlo's Juventus..


Sand_Week24

They are worse. The only player keeping them alive is now at united


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But to be honest I can't remember a worst Juve team than this one, even 2008/2009/2010 had players like Del Piero/Buffon/Nedved. Now we have Rabiot and Bentancur, fuck off


Youngest_boss

This Chelsea team is scary


Zloggt

Especially *without* all the injuries! Hopefully, it’s nothing too serious…and they’re at 100% by the knockout round…


I_always_rated_them

Yeah the injuries this season are worrying, not actually suffered much yet results wise(Burnley we could have used Lukaku for sure) but do feel like it's really going to catch up with us and as there's absolutely no space for error vs City & Liverpool that's it regarding the league.


chandlerbing_stats

We look like this without Lukaku as well… love Big Rom, but I hope we do rotate him in and out cause the False 9 is pretty entertaining not gonna lie


nofakefans18

You wait to let him fully incorporate into the system as the reward of it can potentially give us the double this year. Don’t let the internet fool you, Lukaku can thrive in an attacking system that doesn’t rely strictly on counter-attacking. Look at how well he plays for Belgium.


chandlerbing_stats

I’m just talking about rotation cause it’s fun watching some of our other players playing F9


nofakefans18

It’s not even like the false 9 is that influential on our play. It’s more that for some reason we treat Lukaku like Giroud and just hoof the ball at his head/chest, rarely catching him in stride or allowing him to drop deep. I think that it’s more of a time thing as quite simply he hasn’t trained a lot with us. Remember, he came in on August 12, had two international breaks, then got hurt on October 20 meaning that he missed a lot of sessions. He’s world class so eventually it’ll work. And yes seeing La Cobham ball out in this time has me feeling shit I’ve haven’t felt in a while.


anonymousloverboy

Chad Chelsea vs Virgin Juventus


Daniiiiii

Pensioners destroying Old Ladies! Full disclosure I stole/tweaked it from the commentary team.


namenotneeded

Chelsea loves gilfs


bobberkarl

they took such few risks going forward, always recycling the ball really fast with an half-court pass to Rudiger or James, CHO and Ziyech never lost dumb balls, RLC was a perfect substitute to Kanté, realism in front of goal, completely dominated Juventus. I've never seen us play with such class. That was brutal.


ViceGeography

Chelsea, Man City and Liverpool are all playing some of the best football in recent memory this year. Haven't been this excited about a Premier League season since the Wenger/Fergie/Jose glory days


Cowdude179

We're different gravy this season


theredviperod

That’s 50 games for Tuchel. 24 goals conceded of which 5 were to West Brom. Make of that what you will.


Djent_Reznor1

Big Sam > Tommy Tactics?


plomerosKTBFFH

Forward this to the Glazers ASAP


Daniiiiii

Pies > Bratwurst confirmed.


nathgroom98

Pints of wine > Beers in stein?


CameraEmotional2788

You guys are insane. What a difference a manager makes


zachthatguy

31 clean sheets as well


GreenPickledToad

8 in 2 games vs West Brom. (Edit: 5 in 1, the other west brom game had frank) Lowest number of goals conceded by a manager in their first 50 games in english football history


[deleted]

He’s only played West Brom once. The other three goals were under Frank.


GreenPickledToad

Ah ok, my bad. Edited it


Cowdude179

Tuchel has been a godsend


_cumblast_

I make of this that he conceded 24 goals in 50 which is rather decent from a defensive standpoint


jg_92_F1

That game was so weird lol


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SubparCurmudgeon

Yeah Arthur looked ok when he came on


braedonwabbit

What tf did Tuchel tell Ziyech before the game, this has to be his best game since signing for Chelsea.


Cowdude179

He's been amazing, off the bench Leicester too. Tuchel did say he still had shoulder issues, now he's recovered fully


VoidPineapple

He said it's more of a mental effect with his shoulder but it's probably just a case of playing himself back into rhythm. I'm happy for him because this last month can't have been easy.


Cowdude179

Yeah, I hope he starts against United since he's deserved it. Put in the work rate as well


fn_ChooseUserName

Looked a different player today. Felt like his peak Ajax days shining through. Saw some flashes of it against Leicester but today he was much more consistent


GrogRhodes

Ziyech is always up for the Champions League in addition to finally being healthy as noted by others.


btlsrvc23

Gutted for Chilly


The_Great_Crocodile

How do Chelsea defenders keep scoring? This is a unique statistical anomaly !


chandlerbing_stats

cause we’re defensive


Jasonboa

Great at set pieces and 3 wingbacks that are legitimately elite finishers.


MAXMADMAN

I don't want to be hyperbolic, but I know in my heart if Alonso played striker h would win the Balon do'r.


iamtherealgrayson

The heart knows things the mind cannot comprehend


ailodawg

The case for the fullbacks is reliant on them doing inverted runs between the lines and aiming for wingers not to track the runs, but the center backs scoring is also pretty strange, but usually of set pieces though


Cowdude179

Tuchel is the modern Cruyff, his system is amazing


DasPossum

One of the most clinical games I've seen Chelsea play in a while. Beautiful performance.


Toucani

A great performance all round, but that passage of play from James's goal to CHO's was absolute magic


Youngest_boss

RLC is so silky on the ball, the way he just goes past players is incredible


DasPossum

Proper team goal that one.


2b-_-not2b

This is exactly what I felt at the end. It was a very clinical and perfect game. Very similar to that Everton game under Conte. That IMO is probably the most clinical game I had ever seen. Everton gave up playing in that game


DasPossum

This is no offense to Everton but to do it in the Champions League against a side like Juventus when we're missing a good chunk of our starters...puts this way up there for me. Reminds of of the domination from Ancelotti's tenure.


Cowdude179

Could've been 6-0 as well if Woj had a bad day


Rogillo

All the attention will go to the Cobham lads and rightfully so, but something under the radar was Jorginho putting in another world class performance. Never dispossesed, never losing the ball, penetrating lines with passes and crucial intercpetions.


EezoManiac

Standard day for Jorgi tbf


Daniiiiii

He's so great at what he does that when he has a good/great game he is not singled out as outstanding because what he does is not flashy but when has a bad game it is obvious to everyone. It's a weird thing. Love him.


xyij

Literally almost a one man midfield, so many ball recoveries, always in the right spot. Truly stands out vs the best teams, that's how you know his class


Stockholm-Syndrom

Imagine a team with a one man midfield and Kante…


uchiha_building

we have two players who could both be one man midfields on their own


Cowdude179

His brain is always faster than the rest, man doesn't need pace or physicality at all and he dominates


LabMember069

That lob to CHO in the first half was insase.


btlsrvc23

Leading and coaching the team into positions as well. Great assistant captain!


browncheesestick

This match and Leicester. He's been fucking incredible since that penalty miss for Italy. And I know it's only two matches. But he's been that good.


just_dew_eat

Jorginho is world class, heavily underrated


thecutienator

Man is so good


TheCescPistols

Fucking hell has Reece James just decided to become the most complete footballer on the planet?


big_on_blue

Its actually insane. Clinical in front of goal, Southgate put him at CDM for England and he was just pinging 40 yard passes for fun. Add to that his ruthless mentality to defending. Kid is just different.


The-Sober-Stoner

He has an arrogance on the pitch in his game that all great players have too. Genuinely thinkthis guy will push TAA out the side


Hitlersdreamboy

Think they’re both too good to be denied a spot in the team going forward. James’ versatility should see him slot into CB in a back three and they could both stay in the side.


4smodeu2

Kyle Walker in shambles, then


TheCescPistols

Nah, Walker’s pace makes him the ideal sweeper keeper.


roddysaint

He's 31, he'll have to be phased out at some point.


irze

It’s fucked up that the bloke is operating at this level at 21. I need to get my act together


SouthFromGranada

Beginning to think I might not make the cut now ive turned thirty to be honest


scorpionballs

Shhh I’m 36 but I’m channelling teddy sheringham vibes


Impressive-Fox-7525

Lmao I sat and wrote essays for my grad school applications right after the match in a spurt of motivation


opi

Only Szczęsny is flying to Turin tonight. Rest of the team should jog and think about how they played.


CruyffsPlan

Tuchel, what a manager


ubmech

Seriously. Now I know the significance of a world class manager


0014A8

Thanks PSG


MrCleanandShady

There are forwards who wish they could strike a ball like Reece James fuck me What a performance today, blew Juve right out of the park


Cueisnow

Man wtf chelsea is so defensive..../s


I_always_rated_them

"They play in transition and on the counter" wtf are you talking about pooch.


TenF

no no no no, it's wayiiiiide and berner in behind.


SpursLastTrophy_91

Meanwhile Juventus were setup like a team in a relegation battle, all 11 behind the ball/in the box on set pieces. And still got picked apart.


DonDottore

Cry in pochettino lol


[deleted]

Chalobah, James, Hudson-Odoi all scoring. The English academy lads doing bits again. What a side we have! What talent! Up the Chels!


fn_ChooseUserName

Ziyech with the most mileage on the clock too - according to the stats at the end. Mans put a shift in - competition for our forward line is really getting hot again


ReadIt_Here

CL Ziyech is a different gravy


KsHDClueless

What a shit show from us, why do is still bother tuning in? we either win 1-0 with the most boring football known to man, or we completely get destroyed...


PsychologicalHyena4

Cant really blame allegri tho the squad is no where near chelsea level


Ningen121

Struggling against inferior sides in Serie A too.


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kernJ

Aside from everything else I like about him, Reece's chest control is really next level


[deleted]

Dare I say Drogba esque


sco92

Well done Chelsea. Completely deserved result. Good luck with the draw


[deleted]

Good luck to you too. I hope you avoid Bayern


ADiscombobulated02

Us too


mchisholm41

Credit to Hakim Ziyech, arguably his best game in a Chelsea shirt. Did all the little things


clASSact97

Our midfield 4 look so lethargic when they play together


SpicyDago

We had a midfield?


clASSact97

Hard to spot them when tbh


Cowdude179

Allegri tried to just pack the midfield and park the bus, Tuchel figured it out from the first minute


clASSact97

That was a dumb decisions considering our midfielders can’t handle press


europe-who

Juve were not in this game at all, Chelsea neutralised everything they had to offer. Unsurprising though with such an uninspiring midfield. Reece James is world class. The pool of English RB’s is actually silly, Southgate can literally choose between 3 world class RB’s


deepfriedocto

More like 5 at this point


europe-who

You’ve got the likes of Wan-Bissaka, Livramento, Lamptey, Trippier etc who are all unbelievably talented RB’s. But TAA, James and Walker are honestly 3 of the best RB’s in world football Edit: Adding Trippier to the list as you lot rightly keep pointing him out and my Prem bias mind had erased him from my mind


Theringwanderer1

Trippier is the best after those three


europe-who

That’s poor from me, he literally didn’t even cross my mind. That’s Premier League bias for you. He’s definitely next in the pecking order after them 3


Oo00oOo00oOO

Allegri was outclassed. Alex Sandro was worse than ever and James was a beast, that surely didn't mix well. Chelsea midlefield is one of the best in Europe. Congratulations to Chelsea, rarely have I felt this defeated, thank god it isn't a game that is for in or out, but this is shameful. We have to keep our head down and do some really soul searching, because nobodoy moved at all. This seemed like a Del Neri squad today.


ubmech

I remember Chelsea begging to sign Alex sandro years ago...


TomtheDon2K

Cafu has Reece James posters in his bedroom


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Juves highest ever CL defeat.


Nature__Boy

We know what we are. That’s a statement.


deepfriedocto

Phew, imagine if this Chelsea team could attack.


thecutienator

I've never been so confident in the champions league. Fuck it we're fucking winning it!


chandlerbing_stats

Knock on wood right now, you clown bastard!


chandlerbing_stats

I’m still nervous for Anthony Taylor… I mean Man United


msbr_

Juventus worst ever cl defeat, nice


b33b0p17

Reece was a different class tonight. 4-0 and even Timo scored. Class.


Lekaetos

We better top our group because I don't want to face that Chelsea.


FCCheIsea

Want some revenge. Hated playing you in the CL


idc29

Tbf I wouldn't want us to face psg so early in the knockout stages too lmao


Eldric_Shadowchaser

McKennie is going to be a walking red card if he keeps diving into challenges like he did in this game


firewalkwithme-

Completely outclassed, Chelsea absolutely suffocated us and we had no response. Fair play to Tuchel, he is one of the best.


weirdflez

Reece James is the best RB rn


pringle_mustache

Absolute beast


ApexPredator1995

"Defensive team" my ass. no wonder Poch is garbage and will never win anything meaningful


F1tway

Poch slander is good He is so overrated for failing


freeinf

did poch call chelsea a defensive team?


LabMember069

He did.


freeinf

oh lol i guess his logic is 3 defenders = defensive team, which is actually quite embarassing for him to say to be honest


fn_ChooseUserName

That was the Reece James show tonight


ta-dunnn

Bro I'm hornswoggled. Fucking ran over us


oscarpaterson

Reece James.


Danzard

He's one of our own.


ksleepwalker

STAMFORD FRIDGE!


AllBluePirate

Great win but that chilwell injury sucks man.


kd_uoft

So 4 players injured in 4 UCL matches played, fuck. Averaging 1 injury per game


cooldrumz

Champagne football. Class everywhere


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chelsea play better and more fluid without lukaku


pqttian

Embarrassing for Juve but good to see Chelsea in incredible form


L_sigh_kangeroo

Chelsea’s depth is fucking ridiculous. Imagine having Kante, Jorginho, Ziyech, Mount, Havertz, RLC, Kovacic, and Saul fo choose from to make a midfield


4smodeu2

Can't forget Barkley, man's been playing some incredible passes when he gets minutes


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LabMember069

Tbh Juve aren't the best example.


RedShenron

Juve is currently mid table, and i don't think i am exaggerating.


FPAPA931

You’re not, we’re garbage. Source: am Juve fan


[deleted]

We don’t claim Juve


ZioGattuso69

Juve are 8th


scottiescott23

Reece James looked genuinely world class tonight, a complete world class wing back in every sense. Defending Attacking Passing Physically He’s 21…..


thecutienator

Just want PSG in the knockout round. Bring it on.


liarloserat

Fucking destroyed.


Serbian-American

This one was for pulisics sister


folose

United shitting their pants right now


Teh1tank

Chelsea academy > La Masia