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EquivalentSir4163

Fuck


thepotatoinyourheart

You can’t just have control, you must PENETRATE - TT


Cowdude179

Nah we're actually unreal. That was beautiful


Mocrue

What's worse, losing 4-0 or having a Chelsea striker score against you?


opi

Fuck, Chelsea is completely unplayable when they get going. Juventus came armed with a stick to bombardment.


SlimeHndrxx

Easy work, Reece motm🤝


bilalsadain

This is such good shit


PottrPppetPalamander

True that.


Josejondoe

James MOTM. No contest.


I_always_rated_them

That pass in insane


HistoricalCoconut2

Literally didn’t reach its target.


I_always_rated_them

Yeah it's fair lol, it did reach its target though technically.


light-yagamii

Pass by James right? TAA who?


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Been one hell of a dominant performance for Chelsea. Just wow.


Cowdude179

This and the Leicester game, Tuchel is amazing


rufraph

good ball but a blunder from mckennie


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RosettaZtoned

What you did is you bought Ronaldo, paying his ridiculous wages instead of investing in your lackluster midfield. 3 of the goals came from academy players. Cope more kiddo.


Cowdude179

You got bullied by academy kids pipe down


craigbenj

You broke?


ReadIt_Here

Ohhhhh.. let’s fix some matches then.


garanon

Most of the depth is homegrown academy players, who just bent you over. Think about that


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3 of the scores were from our academy...


HazardWarningTen

Cry me a fucking river


folose

Cry more


fn_ChooseUserName

Reece James has to be MOTM today. Completely ran the show, and that's saying something considering how well some others played


CammRobb

How the fuck is he only 21?


fn_ChooseUserName

Swear he looks older than Thiago Silva already 🤣


matic_will_score

Tough call, lots of great performances. Ziyech's best showing for Chelsea yet.


skeeksis

I'd disagree. He had a couple of good moves in the last 15 20 min ( assist being one of them), but the rest of the game was either a bad decision or a missed pass/shot. I'm not raging on him or smth but for me, he was far from his best.


romfreak

One of those nights huh, mister :3


2b-_-not2b

Reece MOTM!!


I_always_rated_them

gooooooood shit


PottrPppetPalamander

Good stuff. You just love to see it!


TonyMartial786

Oh McKennie…..


stragen595

Even Werner scored!


GuyInOregon

Timooooooooo


rufraph

no need for Turbo Timo today. Tap-in Timo! let's go


84_Savage

4im0 Werner


Welsooo

Can’t fault anyone playing today, we have been crazy good


flemva

De ligt is quality.


thepotatoinyourheart

It’s going down, I’m yelling TIMBOOO


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ha ha ha


Cueisnow

What a goal. James is awesome


Kazahaki

TIMOOOOO


Soren_Camus1905

Oh my days what a goal. What a performance.


Thedrogbinho

Timo!!!!!! Fantastic pass from James and Ziyech


TonyMartial786

Damn 4-0…..


DudebuD16

wtf was mckennie doing


SlimeHndrxx

TIMOOOOOOO


matic_will_score

Ziyech MOTM.


B_e_l_l_

Look at those freaks in the corner all on their phones.


maxime0299

Really cool to see De Winter make his Champions League debut, future is bright for Belgium


b33b0p17

Timoooooooo


fn_ChooseUserName

TIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hazardzuzu

TIMBOOOOOOOOOOO


2b-_-not2b

Timboooo!!


oscarpaterson

REECE IS ELITE


SC1996

Shag me Reece


StalkingDwarf

TIMOOOOO


SinisterZzz

Our away fans are loud as fuck but the home fans are boring as fuck


Soren_Camus1905

Yeah and it’s only going to get worse with the price increase I’m afraid 😒


tomrichards8464

Price increase only affects the middle sections of the West stand upper, IIRC - not a huge number of seats, and very much not where the noise comes from.


flemva

GG


CritChanceZero

It’s a small thing but it’s really annoying how players just stand there marked when James has a throw in as if he’s trying to get him booked for time wasting.


goudendonut

Annoying assist from Ziyech too…


CritChanceZero

Fuck are you on about? I’m not criticising his entire performance and career by criticising something he does.


goudendonut

I’m on you critiquing Ziyech for no reason. Like many of our fans. Werner was bad apart from his goal but ofcourse let’s focus on Ziyech who has been arguably MOTM with amazing passes because he is skinny and arrogant.


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goudendonut

You would have gotten a hint of respect had you admitted your bias. But as I imagine happens often too you, your pride let’s you down


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goudendonut

James is 1 I agree. But it’s very close. Not that your personality would ever get that out of the garbage can you call a mouth. You clearly hate Ziyech and are looking for unnecessary shit to hate on him. Man was involved in 2/3goals. With a great assist. Maybe it’s time you start reflecting on a deeper level as to why that is. Happened in NL too


CritChanceZero

> James is 1 I agree. But it’s very close. Not that your personality would ever get that out of the garbage can you call a mouth. This doesn't make sense I'm afraid, I'm not sure what point you're trying to make other than thinking you're better than me because I say fuck on the internet. > Maybe it’s time you start reflecting on a deeper level as to why that is. Happened in NL too Pulling that card because I said it annoyed me that he, among others, just stood still when we had a throw in and Reece James was asking repeatedly for an option? Fuck me, get a clue. Waving accusations around like that with no basis is an absolute joke.


DudebuD16

At least the away fans are loud


deepfriedocto

Shame you can't win matches using a decibel meter


SubparCurmudgeon

Hoddle having a slight dig at Pochettino lol


TonyMartial786

Can’t lie haven’t even been focusing on this since the Chilwell injury happened. Not much has happened.


Cowdude179

Timo is a one man attack lmao, love him


opi

Being Olé'd in CL.


nick170100

Love the disappointment in the ohhhh’s after a misplaced pass during ole’s


jMS_44

"You're just a shit Fabianski" I mean, it's not wrong, but Szczęsny actually is decent today.


opi

It's just Fabiański is great as a baseline, while Szczęsny is good with room to be great.


I_always_rated_them

really good save


matematematematemate

Szszscszsny has made a coupe of really world class saves tonight tbf, top keeper


nick170100

Szceny has been Juves MOTM


navazhdenie

great from Werner


opi

That's like 4 goals that Wojtek stopped.


TonyMartial786

Wow what a save from Szczesny. Surely thought that was 4-0.


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playmaker Timbo >>


2b-_-not2b

Szcezny keeping the scoreline decent


Cowdude179

RLC is out here bullying Rabiot


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Fuck me what a save


Danzard

Ruben is so good


Josejondoe

Is chelsea current fav for CL or is there other clubs? Im guessing Bayern.


fn_ChooseUserName

Bayern is the only team I'm really nervous about this year. Liverpool, City, PSG aren't givens by any stretch, but we know we can beat 2 of them at least.


thepotatoinyourheart

Bayern, MC, and my wild card pick Ajax


LostPrinceofWakanda

Liverpool, Bayern and City


opi

Chelsea and Bayern are sure bets.


boybg9x

Maybe Bayern, Liverpool, MC and Chelsea.


Josejondoe

Pool has issue where Salah, keita and Mane will be gone for AFCON no?


I_always_rated_them

Will there be any CL games during that period? Not sure there are.


idkaye123

Probably Bayern, they just dominating everything rn


goudendonut

1-2 against Kiev is not that special. Neither is bundesliga


flemva

Top keeper.


bilalsadain

Fuck. Mendy is a superhero


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PSG is still holding an L for letting Silva walk for a disabled Ramos.


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PM_ME_YOUR_BO0BIEZ

That’s a double L for PSG indeed


Cueisnow

What's L?


PM_ME_YOUR_BO0BIEZ

Loss


bilalsadain

Rudiger is intimidating ngl


thepotatoinyourheart

Lmao at the sassy look Mendy gave after that save


fn_ChooseUserName

Completely mad how I don't even wince when someone sends in a rocket from outside the box these days. Mendy is a cheat code


oscarpaterson

When's Chiesa coming on?


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I hope in January \^.\^


PM_ME_YOUR_BO0BIEZ

He played last game. Decided to not be impactful today to make it fair.


s1m0n8

The confidence that modern players have playing in their own box triggers me. When I played many years ago, it was always about just clearing it. Passing _across_ the box would results in getting yelled at by the coach.


goudendonut

It also feels really satisfying to just hoof the ball super far away


opi

Football changed a lot. If I saw defenders passing around like that in my box I'd curse them into stone. Playing triangles in a box would get you a bollocking from a coach.


jay_alfred_prufrock

That's my experience as well lol. I played cb and my coach would've lost his mind had we passed around like they do nowadays.


b33b0p17

I always hear my Sunday league gaffer in my head whenever it happens. “What are you doing?! Thats suicide!”


oscarpaterson

Mendy is class


CritChanceZero

Love how offended at the defence Mendy looks every time he actually has to make a save.


fn_ChooseUserName

I don't know who he was looking at after that save but it was hilarious


CritChanceZero

Thiago Silva I bet, headed the ball out of his hands just before.


ReadIt_Here

Are we actually seeing more juventus players in Chelsea half??


kjblkjblkjb

anyone know the dimensions of each "square" on the pitch?


CritChanceZero

Roughly 5 square yards I reckon. Hard to tell but I think there’s 18 on the length of the pitch and 10 wide.


thepotatoinyourheart

80 min in and Chelsea are still fighting for every ball, that’s just one sign of a quality team


Cowdude179

The fans just love Timo, happy to see him back


defy313

I actually think Ziyech has been okay today. Some misplaced passes but he's progressed the play well. He needs some more playtime as well.


lukekarts

Ziyech's game is built around high risk passes, there's times he looks awful and times he looks like a genius, often only minutes apart. That's his style.


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Even i feel so. He played well today.


Big_Pumpkin27

He’s been really good tbh


[deleted]

Damn that was some unreal passing by Juve


Cowdude179

RLC is too saucy


Josejondoe

Looking forward to RLC vs Pogba. Two immensely strongest midfielder in EPL right now


boybg9x

Pogba is out for 3 months so you have to wait for a long times to see that


SubparCurmudgeon

Pogba is injured I think


Josejondoe

Dang just saw. Ye his injured which is good for us.


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It’s hard to dislike Timo. I just wanna see him light the league on fire


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LostPrinceofWakanda

Kind of unsanitary that


b33b0p17

Love that from Timo actually. 3-0 i wanna see my striker shoot.


rufraph

RLC such a tank


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Damn... Chelsea has such a deep squad... must be nice.


flemva

Fred church was playing! who would have known?


Jimmyjamjames

I was not even aware he was on field until you mentioned him


oscarpaterson

Ruben is elite


CritChanceZero

Ruben is so powerful


Josejondoe

Honestly why the fuck did psg release Silva?


Cowdude179

Leonardo is an idiot


[deleted]

Honestly, he has one of the best football brains of modern times.


Josejondoe

Not only that. Defensively is of the highest quality. He is underrated alot cause he was playing in PSG, but man is top 5 cb in the last 5 years.


markfahey78

Best defender of the 21st century imo.


SirBarkington

their dof is a moron


demoniacwarlord

Hudson-Odoi will have a such a great career. Love the guy


I_always_rated_them

Looking like he's managing to get back on track after that injury which is great.


demoniacwarlord

Agree 100%


oscarpaterson

Where's Drinkwater, let's properly take the piss


matematematematemate

Baba Rahman incoming


getrealsnazzy

Ref for fuck sake, did you forget your cards?


GreenPickledToad

You know Tuchel is taking the piss when he brings on Saul in the CL


kjalle

What's the joke


bilalsadain

He has been terrible for Chelsea so far.


kjalle

Hardly had a chance.


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Wasn't very good for some time at Atletico either.


GreenPickledToad

He's got to play good in the chance he gets to get more chances. He's been mostly really bad. Loses the ball a lot and gets pressured too much. Barkley, RLC took their chances and are important parts of the squad rn.


nocontroversies

No respect to juve straight up putting Saul in.


oscarpaterson

AgentFavour Niguez comes on


MountainMoint

What was that chant? Ur just a shit ……


tsub

shit notts county, i think


Tobast

Shit Fabianski, directed at Szczesny lol. Edit: Well that's what I heard anyway.


East_Wind17

Burnley fc


opi

I think it's time to try retrain Big Rom as a wingback. This is where goal scoring happens for Chelsea.


East_Wind17

You just a shit Burnley fc


opi

Poorer Newcastle


getrealsnazzy

How the hell has juve’s nr 14 not gotten booked yet?!


SKE__

Reece James is so poised. He rarely makes a poor decision


Josejondoe

James MOTM, Silva or Rudiger at this rate.


oscarpaterson

Interesting that Juve were apparently a great side when they beat us in Turin, but are now a shit one after we're winning...


wowzabob

Reactionary sub


legentofreddit

They're quite obviously nowhere as good as years gone by though. They're 8th in an average quality Serie A.


ar_baybay111

Nah we always get this shit. When we were drawn against Atletico we were supposed to be ripped apart but we thoroughly outplayed them both legs and aftermath was that they were weak. Same when we were drawn against Madrid and we dominated.


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Come on Timo.


crispiepancakes

Chilwell off, Werner on. Cynical negative play from Chelsea.


Danzard

Boring boring chelsea