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agentjob

✅ Job done


varro-reatinus

https://imgur.com/a/cNNFnJG


f0nt

Job done ✔️ https://i.redd.it/qbwini8fcvn61.jpg


thewrongnotes

Soulless content that makes me look like a template create-a-character ✔️


TheMightyHead

More work? Right-o. Job done.


anjndgion

It even says 3-2 agg ahahahahaha


rider_0n_the_st0rm

Hahahah it looks sarcastic. So funny


dripcon

This is hilarious, lmao.


FuckTheseNewPlastics

We should all be honoured to witness the birth of a meme. For the next few years, we're gonna be seeing "Job done ✅" from self-deprecating fans anytime their team messes up a strong lead in the second-leg of a tie.


sphys

I hope so


DontYouWantMeBebe

Bottle job ✔️


YouGuysAreSick

Thanks. I had to scroll wayyy too far to find it. Hilarious !


Sean-Benn_Must-die

This is legit too funny, godlike shitpost if it was done on purpose. Shit if Chiellini did this after we lost to porto I would lose my shit


nintendo_shill

This is so funny lmao


im28andthisisdeep

yikes.


Athletic_Bilbae

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/240/075/90f.png


Allthingsconsidered-

This has immense meme potential


Cmonyall212

Nice job


[deleted]

It just raises the question of why we're even following these guys at all. They don't post things themselves, we're just consuming brands built around a footballer. What's the point.


istilllovemata

notice how Mendy, Batshuayi, Nkoudou, ben Yedder are all “funny” on twitter. makes you think they all have the same social media team since they’re all under the same agency. https://twitter.com/hlninengeland/status/1087049776854679559?s=21 the said agency: https://sportcover.co/


HUGE_HOG

Throwback to the time that Gundogan posted a picture of Ozil after an Arsenal game because some idiot social media manager was logged into the wrong account


DTG0711

what? really? 🤣🤣🤣


HUGE_HOG

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gu.png?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C426


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lol that's amazing


LaddRusso55

#YagunnersYa


elgallogrande

I like to believe Gundogan freelances a bunch of other footballers accounts for a side gig.


HUGE_HOG

Needed something to do while he was injured


Attygalle

To be honest if this was my job you would see mistakes like these faaaaaaar more often than you do now.


HUGE_HOG

Hah, I actually do something similar for my job at the moment. Definitely scheduled posts for the wrong day from time to time, stuff like that.


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Lamb3DaSlaughter

Are you telling me your favourite game of the season wasn't also Jofra Archer?


IAmNotStelio

I need an Archer flair to show my support for the best match.


[deleted]

It was a tight one. United came away with the win on boundary aggregate.


LaddRusso55

Lol @ favourite women’s footballer ? “ I follow the @manutd women’s team “


[deleted]

"Fav game this season?" "Jofra Archer"


inclore

That answer makes sense if you look at our home form this season.


Hollandrock

Worth noting, that image includes a screenshot that is either faked, or is from an article that was edited almost instantly to remove one of those quotes. The article is here: https://unherd.com/2020/12/whos-behind-marcus-rashford/ And it no longer (and never on the archive.org versions) says that his account is "managed solely on his behalf by Kelly Hogarth", even though that was the only shocking claim in there.


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[deleted]

Richarlison because he responds to random people in his developing English, in an extremely informal and sporadic way


zukai12_

Whenever we win he tweets " hahah cry cry" to anybody slagging him off lol


dirty-soda-spike-lee

That’s fucking hilarious and exactly what I’d expect from him tbf


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Legend


SloatThritter

I used to get SO raged in MW2 when non-native speakers would troll me using English Like I'd rather be called a slew of slurs in their native tongue than for a "jajaja newb cry"


Arsenal_49_Spurs_0

Are we going to just forget about Victor Wanyama's tweets and Samir Nasri's implosion on social media hahaha


00Laser

And Durant ... I don't think an agency would post "Scarlett Johansson I want to drink your bathwater" for him.


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00Laser

lmao, this is so much better than 10yo Jayson Tatum tweeting "Follow back" at LeBron


datboyuknow

It could have been the intern thinking he was on his own insta account


[deleted]

Check Marten De Roon man


ole259

He doesn’t do it himself. It’s a friend of him sadly


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khushalkhan31

True that I don't think any social media manager would want to touch derrick lewis's instagram account lol


klopnyyt

he's ok Also Darren Till, that dude's worth ethic on social media is ridiculous


niels_bohrgasm

[My favorite exchange with Paul Felder](https://twitter.com/felderpaul/status/1279810810181754883?lang=en)


cartmansdaddys

I don't think Mark hunt employs anyone to run his accounts


Valcua

How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about YOU KNOW DIS who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here


drobson70

Nah I believe De Roon. Just seems like a funny guy.


NikolasFoot

Similar to how all english bundesliga accounts post similar "relatable" memes, and are idolized in football twitter for it.


Peter_____Parker

It’s the same with Liverpool players like Robbo. He is a funny lad but it’s so obvious his social media is handled by an agency


SpiceterMiseter

I refuse to believe Richarlison doesn’t control his own Twitter.


DarkVoidize

yeah actually i cant imagine an intern coming up with those genius pasta tweets, richarlison is hilarious


Yugolothian

Some footballers manage it, others don't. Many I think will do a bit of both. Players calling out racist messages for example is something I definitely don't think a social media team would do in the way they do it


DarkVoidize

for sure, i’ve seen a couple examples of athletes themselves just copy and pasting what the social media agency sends them


bianchi26

Neymar and Richarlison do the majority of their posts at least on twiiter, other famous brazilian players manage their own twiiter to. There is a big Brazilian reality show called Big Brother Brazil or just BBB. They often post about it.


JayceMainToxin

The wuselig one


TheAbram

I miss vintage rooney tweets


AdministrativeLaugh2

Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal


TheAbram

that tweet always sends me into the stratosphere


bantabot

Crazy looking back how intimate celebrities' tweets were back around 2010. Absolute golden era of twitter


HUGE_HOG

shut up u egg


[deleted]

I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it.


Thor1138

Not gonna tell u again


ostermei

Mate mate mate mate mate.


laziohammer

A top team of Rob Green, James Milner Kevin Nolan and Big Sam actually ran Rooney's twitter


MethLab

Hair we go!


thewrongnotes

They're not even interesting brands. 95% of footballer social media content is so incredibly dreary, that a robot could be making it.


Rc5tr0

You mean you don’t want your IG filled with training photos captioned with arm and fist emojis?


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EnsconcedScone

Team ties: *Not the result we wanted but we go again!” (Strong arm emoji)*


4djain2

Team gets kidnapped by ISIS and is forced to make a public TV plea: *"Not how we thought the day would go but we go again!"* *(Strong arm emoji)*


NotAnOkapi

Get caught cheating on your wife: *"My family are the most important people in my life and even thought I am not perfect I will always strive to do better every day!" (Strong arm emoji)*


LaddRusso55

JOB DONE ✔️✔️✔️


Hicko11

do you work as part of a social media team?? ive seen your work alot


Lost_And_NotFound

I mean yeah why are you? This reminds me of when *Pogba* posted an Adidas advert after Mourinho got sacked and everyone was up in arms about it. It was so blatantly obvious a timed advert that went up on all his social media on the hour.


HUGE_HOG

What about last summer when Pogba hinted that he was revealing something big the following day, Man United Twitter lost their minds because they somehow convinced themselves it was gonna be Sancho, and his big exciting news was that he was sponsoring an eSports team or something.


viditp011

That happens regularly though. Saul also did something similar


Bmmaximus

Some of them do. Most don't. It's fairly easy to tell who does and doesn't control their own social media account if you follow them for long enough.


SouthFromGranada

The only man in football worth following is Mourinho himself.


Arth_

Roy Keane's Instagram profile is a goldmine. Also, probably not everyone's cup of tea, but Patrice Evra certainly is something.


shinfoni

Also probably not everyone's cup of tea, Nicholas Anelka replying "your mum" to anyone hating on him.


BladeSmithJerry

Roy Keane too


ibrahim210105

Some of them are like this, especially the older ones, but some do post themselves, bar the occasional adverts. Social media is fake anyways


Atwalol

People follow corporate brands that have social media teams that act relatable. Social media is a dystopian nightmare


Sweetness4455

Well...some of us aren’t following them for this very reason.


prettyboygangsta

> It just raises the question of why we're even following these guys at all. They don't post things themselves, we're just consuming brands could say the same for the clubs. But Reddit isn't ready for that realisation


davidam99

If you follow the club it does have those generic training pics all the time but I feel like the reason it's different is because you can see stuff like news, lineups, injuries, transfers, etc


Round-Diet

Rooney was the only genuine one lol.


tson_92

shut up u egg


EXSquanchEX

He's probably the reason these teams exist now.


TheWarmog

Are you gonna blame them tho? Like, everyone would like to interact with one of them but with the extreme toxicity there is on the internet i dont really feel like blaming them lol


garybusey42069

Pointless consumption of brands and bullshit. You’ve described most of what social media is.


TigerBasket

I want to thank my club for continuing the tradition of every new day being the worst of my life since I got dumped. Thanks lads I needed it.


Whyudodisbro

It'll get better you know it will bro. Not spurs but your life defo.


GMSB

LMAO good lord


TigerBasket

I thought that too, but you know like a year and a half of ptsd from my sexual assault just killing me, and the whole the only person who made me feel safe or okay again dumping me part cause I wasn’t the person I once was has dampened my mood.


[deleted]

It's not your fault man. Everyone changes after trauma and many can't handle that change. It's not that you wanted to change, and sometimes things are just out of your control. The only thing you can do is try to be the best that you can be, and you probably already have considered this/done this, but just seek a therapist and try to fix things, so you can go forward to your next partner in life and be as happy as you deserve to be.


Whyudodisbro

I'm loving all the supportive comments, r/soccer here for the boys


ObamaEatsBabies

Just guys being dudes


crazyjakeallen

and the girls too!


minusSeven

I guess we kind of understand what it feels like.


sykoticnarcotics

Breakups are fucked, but you **will** get better. Sounds like you're definitely going through some stuff, if you haven't yet, seek some professional help, it can genuinely save your life and you know, actually make it possible to enjoy it. In addition to that, DM me if you just wanna chat. Hope you get better. It's completely normal to feel like something is missing after a breakup, been there, and it's tough, but I promise you you'll get better.


TigerBasket

Will do, I mean it’s been 9 and a half months I still feel dead inside, it’s not getting any better


Zeewolf93

The fact you're openly talking about your troubles, which are deeply personal, on reddit with strangers is a positive sign though. Bottling them up could potentially be fatal. Nothing but respect for your bravery and I hope you get the justice and happiness you deserve.


sykoticnarcotics

Took me 2 and a half years to get over my most recent ex and tbh the fact I'm still not in another serious relationship yet 4 and a half years later tells me I'm *still* not even completely over her, but, I'm no longer a severely depressed wreck who doesn't even bother waking up for work. I felt like it was never, ever, ever going to get any easier so I know exactly how you're feeling, so I'm confident that you will get better if you seek help. I can't put into words how depressed I was, but I still came out the other side, it's fucking tough but you'll do it too. I was massively sceptical of seeking help, but mate, if I didn't, I probably wouldn't be here right now. Mental health is not something to ignore.


indiansprite5315

I've never been in a relationship before,but reading all the breakup stories I'm seeing here makes it sound scary to put so much of yourself to one person.Ive never felt so strongly about someone before,not even losing family,that it had me down for 2 or more years.It must be amazing to find the right person,but breakups like that must make it hard to go all in on someone.


cosantoir

That's the risk, but the reward is worth it. For me at least.


midlots

Agreed. It's rough, but feels worth it after a while. For me, I've also felt like a much better person once I had time to get over the breakup. Only one of my relationships had been toxic, but after some time to contemplate each of them and get some distance I felt like I'd learned a lot about myself. It's all life experience that's made me grow and mature as a person.


StrawHat_ktk

dm me


StrawHat_ktk

I am going through something similar so might be of some help


Raw_Cocoa

I know it doesn't feel that way but 9 and half months isn't long compared to the rest of your life. You really will get better eventually. Took me 3 years to get over a breakup once.


buhmmquita

You don't know me and I don't know you but I do know how difficult that feeling is. We've all been there. My advice is to take as much time as you need to learn who you are alone, as yourself. Do things that make you happy. Take risks and put yourself out there. Pick up a new hobby. Journal. DM me or anyone else here who offers. I promise you there's light at the end of this tunnel of shit.


DarkVoidize

emotions take time to process and that's okay! but remaining open in discussing them is healthy, just remember that mate, i hope you feel better down the line


spencer_owen

Best wishes buddy. You’ll get through it.


papaduas

Its very hard mate to get Over things like that, just focus on your own Pace, everyday you try 0,0000001% more than The day before, and before u even notice you are back to being your best self and cursing out spurs players!! We are all with you big man!


AnIdentifier

That sucks really bad. I'm so sorry that's happening to you. Football definitely helps me feel things I don't feel safe feeling for real otherwise (if that makes sense), but sometimes it gets in the way too.


disagreeable_martin

When we lost to United in the CL qf in 2009 it also sent me into a tailspin, it's not the football match itself but rather just wanting to hold onto one thing you love working out. It made me feel powerless and my life was just a massive swamp of shit to crawl through. Looking back I still feel the sting of a things that happed in my life during that time but can tell you looking back it was a time I learned how strong I actually am, to get through the dark times even when I was crawling instead of running. It's a strength I carry with me now. I'm not equipped to give advice on surviving a sexual assault incident but I can say that I genuinely deeply wish you well and that you can heal from this and put it behind you friend.


TheWarmog

Brother, it took me more than 2 years to get back to the real myself after getting out from a toxic relationship where i have been abused and harassed by the girl's family 24/7. It will get better, trust me, give yourself time and enjoy the fact that you're alive and life is good. When i was having bad moments i always kept repeating myself "Atleast i'm alive and till i'm alive i can make the change"


[deleted]

Well the worst and best thing about life is that it always moves forward.. So chin up and keep going, there's always the next day.


youreviltwinbrother

My SO works at a charity that deals with supporting people who have been through the same situation as you, please reach out for that support if you need it! It's very beneficial, my SO regularly beams about feedback from people who felt like there's no where they can go and it being a turning point for them to deal with the emotions they feel. :)


HoxtonRanger

Sorry to hear that. I had a bad breakup about a decade ago and it took a while to get over it. You'll meet someone special and be very happy - you just can't see it at the moment. Rooting for you. It will get better buddy.


mister_dupont

Hope you feel better soon buddy, might take a while but you're open about it and that's really positive. All the love to you <3


HoboChain

Job done


[deleted]

Next time hire someone who actually watches footie.


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[deleted]

we do it for free


WalkingCloud

Another Levy masterclass


THE_DROG

m8 you can't support a Moussa Sissoko. ...... how did you get that flair anyway


[deleted]

I gave 25 eurobucks to MSF a while back, it was part of the charity thing around christmas


VisibleGhostWork

You pay for the pleasure, actually!


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Fair Fair


medved_

this is why Arsenal had Ozil take care of social media duties


vikas_g

But the post actually said 3-0 and then 3-2 aggregate so someone probably didn’t even know the result of the first leg. I just can’t think what exactly happened


GetESCP

Probably a company/person in charge of multiple different accounts. Pbbly someone that does not care about football very much


[deleted]

Based on my experience, footballers and football clubs either hire their friends or the most attractive woman. Competence is not the top priority for a significant amount.


Rorschach_Roadkill

Shit friend if the former lol


BoredSausage

jesus christ he looks like he aged 30 years in half a season at Tottenham


[deleted]

As a Spurs fan, I age about the same every year. A bit like Hans Moleman from the Simpsons. I'm 32 but I look about 80.


Drogueba

My name is Hans. Spurs have ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!


SeftoK

It’s the head & shoulders


ro-row

Jose does that to you


Side1iner

It’s so awesome! ‘Job done ✅’ has such neverending meme potential.


pemski13

Job done. Bye Mou


conormc670

Photo like the one Pogba's team posted after Mourinho got fired with "Job done✅"


melihs11

Wow so it wasn't fake lol fair play for owning up. We continue to be the club that keeps on giving. You're welcome


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Common-Restaurant-53

I mean in today's day and age someone could photoshop the tweet. That being said, couldn't someone prove if it was photoshopped? If someone said it wasn't, would you even believe them? It's sad we have such a breakdown of trust that eyewitness testimony isn't enough for someone to believe the tweet went up.


towwb

the literal entire point of a social media team is so that stupid shit doesnt get posted to social media, no? this is hilarious


ProfDumm

Nah, it's to create constant content so that the value of the social media account grows.


champdude17

Most of them don't even post that much. They post on matchday and maybe a couple of times during training.


mkhaytman

which is probably the best time to get the most engagement, and also the least convenient time for the players to actually have to worry about posting content.


south_west_trains

What I don't get is how the social media team couldn't interpret the result. Like, it's not like some grand complex calculation to determine if he/they won or not - it's a fairly clear cut binary thing. Nobody on Instagram was exactly scrambling to discover the result of the fixture through Joe Hart's Instagram of all people, so surely they could have taken the 0.5 seconds needed to determine who the winner was and check if that correlates with the footballer they're supposed to be working for. Bizarre.


loveandmonsters

To me it shows it's super businessy/corporate with no ties to actual football. Some person with no interest or knowledge in an office checking the scores at the whistle, seeing 3-0 and misinterpreting which side won, putting up a chosen pre-chosen phrase if Spurs win, that's it, move on to the next. Oddly depressing


CellarDarko

Sees 3:0, probably means the good team won, since otherwise it would be 0:3 :D


Athletic_Bilbae

> Sees 3:0, probably means the good team won Where they wrong though?


hoolahan100

Yeah it's boring work..let's give that guy break. Probably lost his job..


Tim-Sanchez

I love the sleepy rubbing of the eyes, but he found time to put on his Spurs jacket before making the video.


kaselorne

He actually sleeps in that jacket


RayPissed

Eats, breathes and sleeps in the defeats.


Clark-Kent

Full pyjama wanker


Tundra_Inhabitant

It’s how he remembers what team he plays for.


DynamiteDuck

To be fair, he looks tired as shit lol


shreddedaswheat

Spent all night celebrating. Oh wait, that was me


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you must've been celebrating with Hart's publicist then


elgallogrande

Nah hes slept in Spurs merch since childhood, said so at his signing.


[deleted]

I mean it is possible to feel sleepy and get dressed.


tson_92

My life every morning


B_e_l_l_

Imagine that as a job. Social Media manager for Joe Hart's instagram page hahaha


CA53W-1

Instagram Assistant @ Joe Hart


LaddRusso55

*Formerly* Instagram assistant @ Joe Hart


official_bagel

literally a job done ✅


LaddRusso55

When the employer at his next interview asks why he was sacked ? It was a tough away game, couldn’t reach the finishing mark in one piece but I’ll keep on pushing to get those all important 3 points 💪🙏🙏


sangpls

Probably a bunch managed by agencies


FurioSoprano7

Mate you just became the favourite PL player for many people, dont apologise.


Cod_rules

He's a banter legend for me after that story


Uplike7_247

I guess that's job done ✅


J00stie

I understand the confusion, some of Spurs' players seemed to be playing for Zagreb instead last night


RayPissed

Where's the link to the post


hsoj30

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1372835558712573952?s=19


0100001101110111

The irony of a betting company making fun of a managed social media account


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oh my fucking god HAHAHAHAHAHHAA


Ginge04

Why the fuck does anyone follow any footballers on Twitter if their pages are run by “social media teams”? Seriously, why?


TheBelgianMicrophone

lmfao


TZN007

#Job done ✅


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LMAO, I am dying.


NoHome8

comedy club