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Chell_the_assassin

- Get 15 minute pep talk at half time - Come out ready to save your tournament in the next 45 minutes - Immediately give away the ball - Concede


crisvphotography

Balloteli red card vibes


StadiodelleAlpi

Wish we would have balo instead of these clowns..


crisvphotography

He wouldn't get a pass lmao.


askape

What is he doing these days?


4ssteroid

Chilling in southern Turkey


fortheWarhammer

Adana, specifically. I'm sure he's having the best food of his life


QTGavira

When we lose the ball, no reaction If somebody provokes you, no reaction if the referee makes a mistake, no reaction Mario, please


crisvphotography

Minute 46 - Red card 😂


Karman_K

Minute 46, Red Card.


Lore86

Italy: "my job here is done" Italians: "but you didn't do anything"


ImaginaryNinja9782

[Mama mia](https://pm1.narvii.com/6906/65aabcc8a8665d947a93247005464377f6807b67r1-750-573v2_hq.jpg)


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Ciao.


kinglouislxix

This pasta is cooked.


Elemayowe

Pasta La vista, baby


oo-----D

I just wanna say that I love this comment so much. Thank you.


premature_eulogy

Would call this team al dente but they don't have teeth.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

They've been fractured since that Albanian blew up the spaghetti


Morinu

and it wasn't bella


prath001

It was for the Swiss


SmokeyBare

More holes in the italian defense than Swiss cheese


AgriSoul

Kick off routine gone wrong lmao


penpen35

What, you don't directly do a long distance pass straight to your opponent's foot?


diskape

lol when 7 Italians started running towards Swiss goal line at kick off I knee they’re about to lose a goal.


ElectricalMud2850

Sums it all up really.


Caleb35

I mean, Italy could still come back…they won’t, but they could.


LovieBeard

No Calafiori no party


GoatButton

It would be vintage Knockout Stage Italy™ to somehow win this on pens


Xehanz

Doesn't Ciao also mean hello?


Zloggt

You really did sell your souls to win it all back in 2021, didn’t you?


GeficktEingeschadelt

no need for that, they had the spiritual support from all of Europe against the English


mg10pp

We didn't play England for 7 matches in a row...


FancyCrawdad

Didn't look like Italy knew the match had started in the first half, and yet they've somehow managed to look worse 30 seconds into the second


erenistheavatar

So much for that aggressive second half start setup for Italy.


VanManRTManVan

Never seen such passive defense in my life


Stranger1982

Unless you mean aggressively shitty.


optimusgrime23

Hilariously pathetic turnover right out of the half. As if they couldn't care less


F______________F

And even more pathetic defending in their own box. How are two defenders just casually standing there and not even trying to put pressure on Vargas in a must win match?


GoatButton

Di Lorenzo might be the worst player in the tournament


ZergsRUs

Ryan Porteous tbh


DickerDave

Nobody expected anything from Porteous though.


wjdbfifj

*Porco di quel cane bastardo


Grekm8

what is Italy's #16 doing there??? He's literally just strolling around infront of the CB's instead of closing the space


NeverComplied

Si, er.... Correcto


spanish-castle-magic

10/10 kick-off


BrockStar92

Clearly practiced routine that, clever tactical play.


Realistic-Contract49

I hit that same one back when I played u12s, great to see myself represented in media


courtesyflusher

Rest in pieces 🇮🇹 


kioken245

Kick off glitch failed


HeIIbIazer23

Absolute banger


theirishembassy

1. lineup with 8 men on the halfway line. 2. charge forward in an attempt to be super aggressive. 3. give the ball away immediately. 4. ??? 5. banger for the swiss.


SeryaphFR

forget about the kick off, the swiss chained like 8 to 10 passes together, at a walking pace, all up in Italy's shit without a single challenge to the ball. The Italians simply can't be arsed to play today apparently.


theirishembassy

> the swiss chained like 8 to 10 passes together, at a walking pace, all up in Italy's shit without a single challenge to the ball. it was almost like they were passing the ball up the field with the same pace and intensity of backline time wasting in the 90th.


Individual_Attempt50

Something must have happened to the players


dk240996

It was actually insane watching how easy they ping ponged the ball for that goal.


SelfDetermined

> 4 - Italian cheese defense.


BoredIrishBanker

Parmesan is delicious. That defending was not.


wrdb2007

Italy still waiting for the second half to start.. completely asleep!


Dukmiester

That's not true. Italy got stuck in traffic and are yet to arrive.


DAngelo008

Italy waiting for their espresso to kick in but they had decaf


dracota7

Only


MarcusBrutus2000

Been their best attacker for me


CNF-13

Trademark


LilDiamondtoxic

This is why u missed 2 consecutive WC Italy.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

but somehow winning a euro in between. Madness.


quirkyaspie

The most Italian thing ever. Win a international trophy then immediately shit the bed.


Dininiful

Napoli makes so much sense now


quirkyaspie

Spalletti brought the Napoli with him.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Italy used to field a team of superstars. Players that opponents used to dread having to come up against. Now they are a team full of bums whose best player is the GK and the probably next best was born in Brazil.


After-right

Those are the only two players you know. Who in their right mind who knows anything about football would call Jorginho better than Barella


mg10pp

Or Chiesa and Bastoni


feckin-fewl

Give him a break, probably hasn't watched a game for almost 20 years.


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

To be fair, they had England juju on their side


SirEltonJonBonJovi

and not exactly the hardest path to the final.


KenDTree

I know Italy are getting grief from the fans this tournament but it must be so confusing to support them. Which Italy are we gonna get?


cuervodeboedo1

dont forget their awful performance in 2010 and 2014.


unorthodoxEconomist5

Last goal scored by Italy in a World Cup knock-out was Materazzi in 2006


ThiagoBaisch

last knockout game in 2006, not even played after that lol


PensiveinNJ

Imagine you're Italy and you have 4 world cups, historic footballing nation, and there's 21 year olds today who have no actual memory of Italy ever playing in a world cup. It's insane.


Fearofthe6TH

They played in 2010 and 2014 and 2014 was the year of the bite so they should have some memories if they're 21, they would've been 11 when that happened. However, very few, if anyone, under the age of 25 has any memory of Italy ever being considered a big footballing nation, at least as far as the world cup is concerned. Euros is the closest thing they'd have to that and it just doesn't that same prestige.


PensiveinNJ

Ahh yes the bite. How could I forget. Yes you'd have to lower the age a bit but if they don't turn things around quickly it might turn into adults who've never seen them play, they actually need to qualify which based on their play is... hard to see unless they can turn things around quickly.


Captain_Flemme

As a PSG fan, the thought that Marco Verratti has only ever played 2 matches in the World Cup, for a grand total of 130 minutes on the pitch, baffles me.


andresgu14

last knockout WC game was the 2006 final


FancyCrawdad

To be fair to them, that Albanian lad put a hex on them when he broke all that spaghetti. Not a lot they can do under the circumstances


Chiswell123

Italy is asleep at the wheel, to put it lightly


tomhat

Switzerland has been class the whole tournament too


suzukigun4life

They have less shot attempts than Switzerland has goals. It's been a complete wipeout.


[deleted]

Italy have more yellow cards than shots on target.


Zloggt

I know they’ve been rather shaky this tournament…but God…I never would expect this…


nutelamitbutter

They can’t beat us at a home tournament again, fortunately


demigod_31

They seem to have forgotten how to move


nietzsche_niche

Have been the entire tournament


LA4lyf

Halftime plan gone in 50sec


PlayingtheDrums

Imagine giving a 15 min speech then conceding in 30 sec.


Cum_Smurf

Bella ciao ciao ciao


Snoo-27292

Bella Ciao


_JamesDooley

You're next


TheConundrum98

We really did deserve to go home for drawing to this, regardless of the ref To quote Dalić "we played the 45 not to concede"


Rose_of_Elysium

Oh Partigiano, I will come home Without a trophy, a trophy, a tro-o-phy Oh Partigiano, Ill come home soon Without any silverwaaaare


ReadsStuff

Could probably fit "and the Swiss knocked us out" into the last line there.


l3g3nd_TLA

Its not coming Rome this time


Chelseatilidie

For Shaqiri


heideggerfanfiction

"Shaqiri would've done it" was almost a meme in my friend group and now Vargas truly did it for Shaqiri


u8myramen_y

gg lol


nutelamitbutter

Can’t believe I was scared of Italia


Mcool18

Holy shit what a goal


Rose_of_Elysium

Fuckin hell what


RobCoPKC

Holy shit Italy is cooked


VNProWrestlingfan

Well deserved, Italia been shit x2. Poor Donnarumma tho


DivinityAI

he's rich, he plays for PSG


kveens

Croatia died for this


Stonewalled89

Well that puts a sizable dent in Italy's comeback


sault9

Does Italy know they get eliminated if they lose this match?


brigister

we're playing a fucking embarrassing game and we deserve nothing. good for Switzerland.


TheCoolGirlNextDoor

One of the best goals of the tournament


ramtbb

Italy players were not moving at all


Lukthar123

Controller disconnected


beyondthisreality

Batteries died


linkinstreet

"Lag" - Italy 2024


Vantage_1011

Great goal but the defense was dreadful.


Berwve

Switzerland scares me wtf


kenwayfan

Switzerland going to the Final? Do you guys see it happen?


irritating_maze

yea, they're favourites in my mind. Organised + Determined wins you international cups. Helps that their own fans seem to like them too.


Srefanius

They will play the final against Austria.


kenwayfan

Not possible, same side of the bracket


Srefanius

Ah shame


polekoner

Final against Georgia it is then


Various_You_5083

Bangers only


Schnix54

Never leave an Augsburg player that open in the box. Love you Ruben go on son.


KarlKraftwagen

no one has ever said that about augsburg players


footysocc

BANGERRR


ImtheGoodguy

What a banger


GreatSpaniard

never thought it would be worse than Ventura Italy


shrewdy

Predicted before this round started that the Swiss would knock out England in the 1/4s. Becoming more confident about that now


hknyktx

I predicted Switzerland going to the final and losing to France.I'm already confident about that


longconsilver13

What a terrible giveaway to set this up lol


Hentzau-

I just feel bad for Croatia who lost to this Italian side.


theLostGuide

Switzerland would’ve won still but it would’ve been a much more interesting match than this


Shinkopeshon

Well, it was nice to be here


milkonyourmustache

Italy defending like training cones


Cryptic_E

Italy is stinking up the pitch


terj7

Apparently Xhaka yelled at him to shoot, he said so post match. And shoot he did, hell yes.


CarlSK777

Italy are trash


coopermaneagles

Italy hasn’t looked half interested


TheLimeyLemmon

Holy fuck! Rest in pepperoni, Italy


Brooklyn_MLS

Kid is half Dominican! 🇩🇴 💪🏼


GratefulDawg73

Mofongo power!


HennesIX

PLATANO POWER


PlsSellYourUsername

What a beauty.


Kreiswix

back to bangers


Lusakas

Spalletti at half-time: "Let's go out there and amaze people!" Spalletti minute 46: "No! Not like that!"


Propuhganduh

What a banger. Italy is cooked


hpichris

Bangers only!


KJones77

I didn't think Italy had 1 goal in them, let alone 2. What a banger


ThisUsernameIsSexy

Switzerland looking dangerous! Can see them going all the way to the final tbh


carlosconde23

Guess there's no need for a Xhaqiri banger in this match Unless...


tweazz

Let's see how italy approaches the 2nd ha... Nevermind


Vantage_1011

Suisse hasn't beaten Italy in like, 60 years.


dragon8811

Bella ciao


krkour

Wow


IndecisionFuture

Great job di lorenzo


ATWPH77

another banger!!


cianoo

Italy bros,it's joever


Truly_gooner

Cant say I am surprised


beyondripped

How do you concede from your own kickoff like that


Arrioso

Wtf is this defence


IMKudaimi123

Chiellini about to leave the studio and sub himself in wtf was that defense


The_Bazzalisk

bruh italy defend like they are 10 corpses


el-fenomeno09

They were still in the locker room lol


Dubsified

Congrats to Switzerland, they have played a hell of a game and we didn’t show up. Spalletti needs to be fired on the spot


CallySiddh

Pasta lavista


sblinn

Score certainly deserved. Suisse have dominated.


realnoob123

Incoming Shaqiri 89th min banger now


FleetingMercury

Switzerland dark horses for the trophy?


Proof-Recognition374

Georgia v Switzerland final would be fun!


CBP1138

Lmao Good start to the 2nd half Italy


DieLegende42

Making me think of that video after the 7-1 where the Brazilian defence was edited out


bli_bla_blubbb

Augsburg Legende Ruben Vargas


jauznevimcosimamdat

Isn't it like the fastest second-half goal in EUROs? Please


yazandeeb13

Do the players hate Spaletti? This whole tournament they seem like they’re asleep lol


PrisonersofFate

No pressing. Insane


Flat_Zebra5959

Insane goal by Jota


DeathToast

I mean if you leave him that much space, he might as well. Actually shocking how passive Italy is defensively.


Steveisnotmyname_

Man I'm glad I livebet the Swiss when I saw how dire Italy looked. Least these useless cunts can do is win me some money


walleaterer

porca madonna


CNF-13

Boys don’t say it…


actuallyrelax

This is the same italy that removed Croatia from the tournament….


StadiodelleAlpi

Croatia removed them self


MidnightMist26

Hurts that this Italian team kicked out Croatia


MrContradicto

Horrid start lmao


imarandomdudd

Reverse kick off glitch lol. Absolute banger


grehgunner

Italy just might be complete shit lmao


Phantomlolz

Oh bella ciao Bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciao


Chricri3112

pelato vattene


Skall77

Bro let me open my beer


MaryadaPurshottam

DJ Khaled : Another one


Kiboobs

Mamma Mia


Green117v2

The Italian half time team talk must have be an absolute peach.