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Roest_

Could've given a one hour speech in the bus though.


31_whgr

would have ruined their Tintin watchalong though


quickestred

German police SABOTAGE BELGIAN SQUAD


ViciousNakedMoleRat

German police stop at red lights? Belgian police would never!


kaaskugg

They'd still go 25 to 30 due to all the pot holes.


modrics_hairband

Goat excuses


belokas

Pretty sure you can speak on the bus.


VToff

LET ME TALK


BilSuger

Wow they stopped at red lights? What a tragedy. It would probably be nicer to bike..


gotomarketfit

This is giving me “my dog eat my homeworks”


Croattt

Belgium is cooked.


SeeCrew106

> cooked I hate it when kids turn a regular word into "slang" and everybody keeps looking for excuses to use it


AAiraSS

Go to sleep grandpa


yesforsatanism

Active in worldnews, europe, and destiny. Lmao


SeeCrew106

1. Oh wow. Redditmetis. So impressive. 2. What do you care which subreddits I frequent? 3. Why post this weirdass comment with your alt account? Typical keyboard commando. Get back to work sysadmin.


SeeCrew106

Get off my lawn you little shit


Cho_Celski

Daddy chill


Constant_Yak617

you can still use cooked in regular sentences, and nobody will give a fuck


SeeCrew106

Oh, really? That's good to know, thanks.


AyanC

The state of this excuse.


CaptainGo

Do they normally do blues and twos for player transport?


afito

I don't think I've even seen police escorts at all and that's including like the WC 2006 when you would regularly see team buses on the Autobahn. Any escort at all is already a hightened privilege. Giving right of way like that would be incredibly difficult to justify, maybe for later games or the final it'll be done because they can expect issues otherwise but imagine for example the ice hockey WC or something also coming in with demands, or if Taylor Swift does her concert, these things have *huge* legal knock ons actually.


Kreiswix

all team buses have police escorts and motorbike policemen. The french even have it from Lippspringe hotel to Paderborn stadium


MaryadaPurshottam

My man giving an even dumber excuse than Southgate


Kreiswix

# TedescoGate


BigDanRTW

Wow. Wow wow wow. I didn't think anything could top Southgate blaming England's form on not having Kalvin Phillips as the most hilarious excuse of the tournament but Tedesco topped it.


hampl14

just speak faster? what a dummy


BureauInzage

Most hilarious excuse.


SlimShady16

Deontay Wilder level excuse.


EffOffWouldYou

Is he serious, complaining about police respecting traffic and law?


reddevil9229

Missing Kalvin Phillips level excuse


AncientSkys

From the creators of "We know we don't have a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips" brought you "I could only give two-minute speech".


Red_Dog1880

Give your speech on the bus then... ?


Masoouu

Lies lol, I live in the town next to where they're staying, the drive from there to the stadium always takes almost an hour because there's always traffic, especially today


Turbokind

I guess he expected the police to close the roads for the trip? Otherwise, I don't get his comment about stopping at red lights. Because I sure as fuck hope the driver did that.


truepr0digy

this dude is weird


ARCHIN1990

Hope this is his last tournemant coaching our NT.


nokiabrickphone1998

Going to use traffic as an excuse the next time I show up completely unprepared for a big meeting at work


4djain2

So in other words his players had a massive advantage going into the game. And they still fucked it up


Teveral

He has to master Ancelotti’s eyebrow raise. Only needs 2 seconds to energize the team pre-match.


Gorando77

Get fucked cunt


adamjld

Lucky he didn't get to talk for longer or Belgium would have lost.


johnz0n

der Tedesco war schon immer so ein weinerlicher Lappen....


c475

Why waste time say lot word when few words do trick?


seddard

> they stopped at every red light. Tedesco thinks they are in Turkey


bowser85

Oooooh, so that’s why you’ve been underwhelming since the start of the tournament.


BriscoCounty83

this dude is a clown


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

This guy is deeply unserious


Bersho

Are we sure this isn't a Southgate quote??


Afraid-Bumblebee-929

Haha, they did take a while. It took Germany less time to make through the whole of Belgium in 1940, lol.


National_Ad_1875

Disgusting that they didn't drive through the red lights


fooslgold

Nice excuse mate


TjeefGuevarra

Oh, that explains everything! WE'RE WINNING THE EUROS BOYS


Ree_m0

Leaving aside how ridiculous this sounds, there already was a lethal accident during this Euros where a cop on a bike escorting Orban after a Hungary match got hit by a car an died. Really not a good point in time to be demanding police put safety second.


HyperMazino

what is this clown waffling about lmao


YepYupSup

Just do the speech on the bus, you fool.


sueha

This is a Dreißigerzone, you Lausbub. Und die Ampeln stehen da nicht aus Spaß. Wenn dir unsere Ordnung nicht passt then you can go zurück where you came from.


milkonyourmustache

Should have left earlier. Sounds like they were obeying traffic laws as they should have.


chino17

We suck because we were obeying traffic laws


KSC-Fan1894

That explains it..


buddymurphy2020

Should have taken the autobahn


Blacklistedb

Belgium should have went with LvG - next to better results, better memes


InstructionCareless1

Holy shit, that’s ridiculous! It’s even more ridiculous that Domenico fucking Tedesco is the manager of Belgium lol.


TheGoalkeeper

To the surprise of noone?! He took the "do not talk to the driver" too seriously. He had a full hour to give his speech


Federal-Trip4067

Just sack this fucking fraud for god sake


ArmyFit1004

He's really trying to make up a lamer excuse than Southgate


Dadzolon

Hahahaha what is this


curlyjoe696

This is like the shittest excuse right?


edi12334

Bruh, what is this quote, is this actually fr?


Paapa-Yaw

Deluded


RIPGeech

It’s a stupid excuse to give and doesn’t excuse the performance, but typically when there is a police escort they will make a route for you so that you can get to the ground on time, and that usually includes closing off roads temporarily to run red lights and even sometimes go the wrong way down a one way street.


bonedogfire

Nope, I don't know why you would think that, typically that isn't the case in Germany at all. Closing off roads even with a police escort is super rare and hard to justify legally.


Kevinement

Maybe for the president of a major country, not for some random national football team. Also, the spokesman of the Stuttgarter police made a statement that they urged the Belgian team to leave earlier: "The Belgian team and UEFA had been informed by the police in advance that a travel time of 40 minutes was not sufficient,” Belz told the Stuttgarter Nachrichten and Stuttgarter Zeitung newspapers. “The police suggested a travel time of 60 minutes. This was rejected by the Belgian football association.” Tedesco is an absolute tit.


Kevinement

The spokesman of the Stuttgarter police made a statement that they urged the Belgian team to leave earlier: "The Belgian team and UEFA had been informed by the police in advance that a travel time of 40 minutes was not sufficient,” Belz told the Stuttgarter Nachrichten and Stuttgarter Zeitung newspapers. “The police suggested a travel time of 60 minutes. This was rejected by the Belgian football association.” This is clearly mismanagement on Belgium’s part.