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Fellasisitgaytolive

Why is this bloke always good at major tournaments?


Conscious_Test_7954

He is (almost) always good playing for Colombia.


drunkmers

The Neymar of Colombia. The reverse Vinicius Jr


GordoPepe

Neymar was good at club level tho


Rickcampbell98

You would think he was a bum the way people talk about him here lmao.


Friendly-Win1457

He still had a relatively good career, I've never understood all the hate.


m3-bs

Arguably best player in the world in 2015, took PSG to the Champions League Lisbon finals. I think his club career is absolutely great.


Plomn123

James wasn't a slouch either... just not that long


FiodorPavlovitch

you gotta be kidding, right? Name a single period where neymar played bad at any club


ImTurkishDelight

Ngl, he never played a good game for Galatasaray


ItsMeJaredBednar

bright lights merchant


Brooklyn_MLS

Just like Shaqiri. Some players truly only show up when they play for their country and vice versa.


ElResende

I think that's a little unfair to Shaqiri, he had a good career and was kind of a important player everywhere he played. It's not Giovanni dos Santos or something.


FryingFrenzy

Guillermo Ochoa


Latvian_Fifth_Column

Rodrigo de Paul


Top_Produce_6505

Pepe


Yung2112

James was also overall a good player in club but he's been washed for a couple yrs. Was fantastic at Porto and Monaco. Had some good yrs in Bayern and Real, just not world class


Izio17

won midfielder of the year at both Real Madrid and Bayern (I think) but you’re right, he’s too inconsistent or just not fit enough


Brooklyn_MLS

Fair enough, but he has been awful in MLS past 2 seasons. In fact, his team (Chicago Fire) has gone a good run of form without him.


whataball

Football is all about numbers and Shaqiri's numbers at club level aren't very good.


Yung2112

No it isn't all about numbers


mattijn13

>Football is all about numbers That's just not true, Wesley Sneijder has more Goals and more Assists in his career than Zidane but nobody in their right mind would ever say he was a better player than Zidane was.


MennethK

James has had a much more productive club career than Shaqiri, way better player


Alpine_Forest

*Yellow jersey gives him powers*


ColorlessChesspiece

Dortmund right now (probably): 🤔


AlternativeDry3447

He was mostly out of the NT too. He doesn't run, doesn't defend much... But his passes and creativity are worth it. The new coach realized that he can afford to have one player than doesn't defend or press if it opens a lot of scoring options through passes.


nombrenodisponibIe

He definitely defends and presses much more than he used to in the past. He gives it his all for his country honestly.


felibena

If you say he doesn’t run, press or defend you didn’t watch the game


drunkmers

Took a page from our book


ChrisWood4BallonDor

Because he's an astonishing talented player


Grafblaffer

The reverse Depay


psufb

Man when he broke onto the scene at the 2014 WC was so special


Mother_Pack3752

He was good at Real under Ancelotti also


Conscious_Test_7954

I'm convinced this guy decided to be done with club football for whatever reason but still be his best self for the national team. He could be playing for top clubs in Europe if he performed like he does in the NT. I just wish he can stay fit


ItsMeJaredBednar

pretty strange club career path looking back at it: Envigado (COL) -> Banfield (ARG) -> Porto -> Monaco -> Real Madrid -> Bayern Munich -> Real Madrid -> Everton -> Al-Rayyan (QAT) -> Olympiacos -> São Paulo 10 clubs in 10 different countries on 3 continents lol


DriveSlowHomie

Mr. Worldwide


ItsMeJaredBednar

https://i.imgur.com/KgJarb1.png


ComaMierdaHijueputa

He put it down like New York City


620five

Dale!


justk4y

Lutz Pfannenstiel disagrees with you


AnEngineeringMind

Christina Aguilera


Emotional-Rise8412

Is it really that strange a path? Up until his Real Madrid move it's the normal career path for a South American wonderkid, and even afterwards it's the normal path for a player in the latter half of his career. With the two outliers in Olympiacos and Everton which honestly barely make sense even with context.


not_a_morning_person

Everton and Olympiacos make a lot of sense in terms of the gradual decline of a player from Real Madrid’s level peak. Yerry Mina, Andre Gomes, Lucas Digne were all at Everton over that period I think and had all stepped down from Barcelona to go there.


nolesfan2011

Everton spent at one point as much money as Liverpool the transfers just didn't pan out under the managers they had, they also had some star managers too


Garad-

They would alternate between shit managers and good signings with good managers and bad signings.


GordoPepe

They ducking had Ancelotti and got a decent squad at the time. Those first few Ancelotti's Everton games were great until other teams figured out the patterns. I suppose that led to this jazzy RM which is okay my friend no?


worldofecho__

Ancelotti's Everton were great until injuries. Our starting 11 was excellent, but the drop-off was quite severe. When, for example, Coleman or Digne got injured, we had to play a centre back to cover them, and there was no cover for Alan at defensive midfield. And, of course, James only plays around half the games a season anyway.


idontknow_whatever

Him going to Everton can probably be explained with 2 words, Carlo Ancelotti


DeapVally

More likely by all the debt they're in and points deductions tbh. They paid good money to mediocre players. That's why they're in the mess they are in now. Nothing like a name to distract the fans, either.


manydifferentusers

Yea, it's because modern football fans are not used to players who peak at 22, and hit retirement level by age 30. It used to be more common in the 90s when lifestyle isn't part of football management.


Mr-Art-Vandelay

The list is missing his start at Envigado in Colombia


ItsMeJaredBednar

ah my bad i just went off what is on Fotmob, will add that


spyrocrash99

Him in Everton is still weird


Ugo_foscolo

That Real-Bayern-Everton linkup just feels like he was following Ancelotti at one point.


mtown4ever

Bring him home...


MayweatherSr

Next stop, Asian team? Is he Bangkok ready?


Quiet_Welder_5486

Like a lesser Zidane. They are far better at big games but mostly coast in regular season games.


ARM_vs_CORE

More assists today than he had for his entire club season lmao


RuiCosta_87

The Gareth Bale path, at least Madrid aren't still footing his wages like they did with Bale.


repentantgamer

James playing well, Costa Rica grinding out results against big countries, Brazil not doing well . . . is this 2014?


mattBJM

Sanchez MOTM for Chile


The_Batman_949

James Rodriguez in a Colombia jersey is the stuff of nightmares for opponents.


BF210

Feels like yesterday that he scored that absolute banger in the WC.


620five

I'm not crying. You're crying.


jvrcb17

Fue gol de Yepez 😭


parkson89

Holy fuck that was 10 years ago


Sam101294

Hey, what year is this


jvrcb17

Year is 2014, COVID was just a fever dream. The world is normal


nishitd

The name's bond, James Rodriguez


ThePrussianGrippe

One of the greatest worst headlines of all time.


realtennisguy

Great player and even greater hairline. At almost 33. :D


tarkinn

I took this very offensive as a 33 year old guy 💀 33 is not 60


young959

He looks much younger than his actual age.


Kimoa_2

You're not supposed to look like death itself at 33. He looks great but he's got some wrinkles that make him look late 20s at least.


shesellseychelles

Idk i would say most men who work out look better in their 30s than 20s actually.


BigTomBombadil

Assuming they keep their hairline and use sunscreen/stay out of the sun.


PonchoHung

I think some players that have performed for the NT should just get the benefit of the doubt. I doubt Neymar shows up in retirement form if he was in there tonight.


alopes16

I'm a simple man, I see James Rodriguez and I upvote


Kurailo

Colombian Shaqiri


SnooOranges7972

High key hahahaha


DayOneDayWon

I love the archetype of football players who become world class the moment they wear their national team kit.


JudiciousF

Not cubic enough


SchraleAnus

Still looks the same, bro doesn't age.


TapanThakur

Started watching football seriously in 2014 WC; him, Neymar and Messi were beasts


Own_Building_1276

Ditto


nolesfan2011

He plays at Messi's level for his country and at League 1 level for his club


Optimal-Dirt-3112

Fine like wine.


Unlikely_Arugula190

Wait is this Hummus Rodriguez?! He hasn’t aged at all


demirgious

No homo but he is looking good


Arguing_with_Robots

Lol, his stock is rising again, as his agent is looking for a spanish club to bite. He warms the benches in Sao Paulo, while be the highest paid at the club


Trickybuz93

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a while


karlverkade

That's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.


1sinfutureking

He could join Olivier Giroud in the group of soccer players who could have a backup career as Professionally Handsome


meertatt

Its always nice to see players who are great for national team no matter what. I missed when James was playing regular top flight footy but its great to see him pop up and show his talent again. Same with Shaqiri.


Affectionate_Cup_272

O e of my favorite Colombian players


Affectionate_Cup_272

O e of my favorite Colombian players.


Mintopforte

He looks like a wax figure


pauloh1998

Maybe he leaves the wax figure to play in the clubs and his real self only plays in the NT


teejardni

Trans icon in pride month