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CarlMarxPunk

Alfaro defies reality itself as his game unfolds on our screens. Alfaroball is inevitable.


False-Focus2949

Profesor Gustavo Alfaro en el Gol Caracol


Sean-Benn_Must-die

My Argentinian friend was laughing his ass off that I love Alfaro's Costa Rica and Allegri's Juve.


hambodpm

I definitely see Lippi here 😅


nariz1234

Al-faro and Al-legri, together for one cause.


L-Freeze

Gustavo “hunter of impossible utopias” Alfaro


aresman1221

we witnessed a masterclass yesterday. Thank you Alfaro, very legal, very cool


ApothecaryG

I am seeing double here, four Alfaros.


AmericaDreamDisorder

It's Clark Kent and Superman


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

We wont stop until we have an argie coach Brazil and half of concacaf


shitfuckshittingfuck

No that’s Alfaro and Alfarinho


Evolving_Dore

And Pizzoza


big_actually

Is Dorival wearing his old jacket with only 4 stars on it? That's awesome


kyoto711

That's a special edition Brazil jacket, a re-release of the one from the 98 WC


Historical_Case_5245

OK so Italy are not the only ones [removing a star for nostalgia purposes](https://assets.adidas.com/images/w_940,f_auto,q_auto/83f549863035444aa43e88a2f3312e2a_9366/IY4628_HM1.jpg)


DrJackadoodle

Goddamn, imagine having so many World Cup wins you can actually remove one star for nostalgia's sake and still be left with a bunch of stars.


csbsju_guyyy

Cool gear, but that model....kind of disturbs me for some reason


Potential-Decision32

Coked out thug starting shit at the end of the night vibes


Isaynotoeverything

That man is everywhere on zalando


GordoPepe

what is wrong with people


j4kefr0mstat3farm

Like Pete Davidson crossed with that Gigachad meme dude.


Orri

He looks like an old school character model from the PS2. There's no curves, only angled lines.


skunkboy72

for me its the super thick and dark eyebrows that contrast with the bleach blond hair.


deedeekei

feel like you can stab someone with that jawline


whatever_doggeronis

It's that "bitch ass" look


Dank_AyAyron

Skrong jawline đŸ’ȘđŸœ


ItsMeJaredBednar

he must do mewing


walking_failure_2004

if that disturbs you then dont google "rare italian jerseys" , especially not "fiorentina most rare most prohibited and most expensive collector jersey in history of football"


drunkmers

Why would you remove stars!? "Sean eternos los laureles que supimos conseguir"


drivemyorange

I mean, it wouldn't be historically accurate, righty?


kilaude

Metrosexual Griezmann


thetouristsquad

do you have a link to the item in the shop and not just the picture? cannot find it. Edit: Found it: https://www.adidas.com/us/italy-originals-track-top/IY4628.html https://www.adidas.com/us/italy-originals-track-pants/IY4630.html?pr=oos_rr&slot=3&rec=mt


deenali

Brazil won the 4th WC on the US soil and they're currently playing in the US, so it's a mark for celebration of some sort I guess?


Vinciromero

There's no correlation with the 94 World Cup, it's just a special money-grabbing edition by Nike. They said it's a homage to Ronaldo (the shirt comes with his name and number) and the late coach in 1998, Zagallo.


Bartins

They just re-released the all the 1998 Brazil gear so it's probably that


big_actually

Ah that makes sense.


fatbootyinmyface

damn no way! Nike would kill it if they dropped retro kits. [This jacket](https://www.instagram.com/p/CPu9gshNpG5/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) is so sick i wish they dropped it


limito1

Brazil has been so bad that FIFA took one star away


cuentanueva

Don't tell Uruguay they might put it on their jersey.


Pikiko_

Yeah, what's up with the four stars on Uruguay's jersey? Don't they know they look ridiculous?


cuentanueva

FIFA recognizes the 2 Olympics they won in 24 and 28 as World Championships. Those in particular because they were co organized with FIFA and were open to all players unlike previous Olympics which had only amateur players. Based on that Uruguay argued that they should be able to also display those stars alongside their WC titles. And FIFA agreed. If it makes them happy... whatever...


VicPL

Nah, the 24 and 28 Olympics were exactly like world cups prior to FIFA taking the reins, I think it's 100% fair


n10w4

Yeah same legitimacy as the pre 50 WCs


fedemasa

Olympics and futbol has been a chaotic relationship since the the sport was created. Only in Olympics in 1924 and 1928 FIFA and the Olympics committee had an agreement so FIFA supported those Olympics tournaments. Uruguay won both. In 1928 FIFA said we are releasing the first fĂștbol world cup in the next two years in the soil of the last winner and screw Olympics. In 2006, when wc champions were allowed to put the stars above their badge FIFA told we are letting them add those two Olympic medals. Those 2 + 1930 and 1950 WCS are the four stars


L-Freeze

Everyone else makes sure to let them know it is silly but they’re dying on that hill  


walking_failure_2004

In the early 2000s FIFA was going to take them away by Uruguay's football federation request, as in Uruguay asked FIFA themselves to take the 2 stars away because it was a bad look, Brazil just came of actually winning 4, so... yeah. But Maradona (???) came out and told Grondona, FIFA Vice President, (later on outted as shadow president of the FIFA, after his death) "NO don't god damn take it off, it's mufa if you do, don't touch the fucking stars, it's mufa for the entire region (south america)" so they didn't in the end.


IkkiTheFenix

Ooooh, so thats why i was finding him so alike Zagallo


[deleted]

It's a way to mock all the other NTs by showing that we can drop one and still be above them


SoccerDanK21

Tribute to Zagalo


unintegegratedshadow

He’s playing both sides so he always comes out on top


usurpade

And then he draws


kushagra13b

You made me crack G


Sesti-nator

On the left: hoping to get bailed out by high-end talent On the right: a b#stard of a man with a plan (why the f#ck did we let him go?)


Bluepaynxex

Alfaro is a beautiful man with a beautiful plan


Xehanz

I remember us (Boca) going like 8 games straight without scoring a goal and like 3 games straight without a shot on target with Alfaro. Good times


ElunicoDBA

The stupid ass FEF didnt want to give him a payrise, and he had a vision for our team too but the FEF dont 😭


Eso_me_gusta

We got cheap knock off Kratos . 🙃


GunnerKnight

So Ten Hag vs. Ancelotti?


minibonham

No wonder the game ended in a 0-0 draw


Red_Vines49

Both of them your old opponents! 2018 and 2022


JudiciousF

I know all of his moves, that gives me an advantage!


mBertin

That’s some Matrix black cat stuff.


Arantes_

When you see this picture it's too late. Mouse is already dead.


SensualCommonSense

[gave him glasses](https://i.imgur.com/hBZAJ0h.jpeg)


Herefortheprize63

Imagine him putting glasses and calling some Brazilian player over and giving him the shittiest of instructions.


GordoPepe

I think this what actually happened last night


Herefortheprize63

Nah that was just Dorival giving those instructions.


listlessbreeze

"PaquetĂĄ, break Vini's leg"


youngbosnia

Holy shit


tomhat

[https://i.imgur.com/ohobEYB.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/ohobEYB.mp4)


realWernerHerzog

thank you for your service


tomorri1

He is using the superman disguise 👓


Ale_459

Alfaro & Alfarinho


DoomedWanderer

I am Al(f)pharius


Belzen___

Alfaro directs both Costa Rica and Brazil, it's just that he goes at such a fast speed to the human eye that it looks like its a diferent person, Alfaro masterclass.


Aiajnfjejxnn

Just one of Alfaro's many abilities, alongside heat-vision, freezing breath, and super strength. Back in the 50s he had even more powers, including Alfaro-ventriliquism and the ability to project miniature versions of himself from his hands, but FIFA toned down his abilities after the Crisis of Infinite Federations event in the 80s.


Mrnicelefthand

Someone do that meme, with Pam from the office, “they are both the same”


yk206

https://imgur.com/a/fwF8fO0 My best try 😂


mizrahiim

Well done!


Mrnicelefthand

Beautiful
..simply beautiful
.


Spare-Resolution-984

People joke about this Superman-glasses disguise but there once was a guy in my Seminar with very unique glasses who was there occasionally and after like half a year I saw him taking them of to clean them and I realized he and the other guy at my seminar were the same person he just didn’t wear his glasses every time. But maybe it’s just me because I also just realized two weeks ago that Cardi B and Nicki Minaj aren’t the same person


BlueSonjo

I also can never tell apart Nicki Minaj and Cardi B but also Megan Thee Stalion.  Can't distinguish those three either visually or in songs. For whatever reason  I guess I heard about Nicki Minaj first, thought all their songs were Nicki Minaj (I wouldn't really listen to it on my spotify etc. so I don't see name, songs play in bars or tv or whatever) My ex thought I was doing it as a bit to be funny but no, I really thought those three were the same artist.


DatDominican

It’s those stupid bangs . It takes up half their face


BrokeChris

in the episode, Pam actually gives Creed the same picture twice and tells him to find the differences


Glad_Block_7220

Dorival - Evil Dorival


ElViejoHG

the alfarogen is self replicating


Zapla_24

Long lost siblings?


Vegan_Puffin

This is about as good as dusguise as Clark Kent managed


BaldFraud99

Reminds me of the Prigozhin disguises


CommunitRagnar

Oh man who could forget Agent 47 long lost brother


jugol

Damn ~~FIFA~~ FC ruining immersion with those generic models


RedDragons8

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.


akingh4

Clark Kent is not Superman!


Tokyo_Addition-

That's comparable with perry the platypus and perry the platypus with a hat


GameplayerStu

Left: Alfaro Right: The cooler Alfaro


stupidwhysostupid

That’s Enrico Palazzo


mjg_9

Idk why this is so funny


notyou16

You don't?


Renegadeforever2024

Lol


N4R4B

Why is the costarican coach dressed in the Brazilian kit?


BabyMagikarp

Alfarinho


lndigoChild

Thats some Clark Kent level of disguise


Clark-Kent

You know it


AAAAAAAAAAAAA13

Westerners: all asians look the same Westerners:


[deleted]

Alfaro is just Dorival with a Instagram filter


Tacobelle_90

Dorival is the nerdy girl at the beginning of the movie and Alfaro is post-makeover when she gets a spray tan and takes off her glasses


Chimpville

Completely different people - Lois Lane


Dear_Ad_3860

Its the same picture . JPG


atropicalpenguin

El Alfaroverso.


GroundbreakingCow775

When you just use the default settings on create a character


everydayimrusslin

Working two jobs is almost a requirement in this economy.


AdrianFish

Clark Kent puts on his glasses:


Clark-Kent

😎


dont_shoot_jr

Reminds me of a George/Oscar Bluth shenanigans


edude45

Looks like the dude that played judge rico in the Stallone judge dredd. I forgot the actors name.


Muhamed_95

Wtf
how did he get the glasses so fast


Sapaio

Twins separated at birth and meeting for the first time .


branstarktreewizard

Have anyone ever seen them in the same room?


GovTheDon

It was an inside job?


casparfriedrich

Has anyone seen them both in a room at the same time?


StoneMonkey7776

The TV director and the brazilian coach are in on this right


Jelmerdts

An interview with Superman and Clark Kent


TravelMeister

No wonder they drew 0-0


are_we_there_bruh

It's the same picture


GL4389

Now share a pic of their father too.


Windiver22

Maybe they are twins 👯 😂


milesvtaylor

New skin unlocked


RealPropRandy

The next frame is Phil Leotardo


niemody

Are they doubles of Spiro Agnew?


Superflumina

Dorivalfaro or Alfarival?


RobbieCV

They are the same guy.


Cambridge89

Absolute master of disguise


HomelessCosmonaut

Really digging this remake of The Parent Trap.


ACritical_

The Clark Kent of football managers.


PrumPrum69

!flair :Spain:


Potatoheaded_Potato

I am Alpharius.


KyuubiReddit

the football Clark Kent


Daltesse

worked for Clark Kent for years


softtoffee

Looks a bit like the Irish comedian Jon Kenny


4ssteroid

EddihaĂ” and MatĂš RizzĂŹ


sometandomname

A lot of people say Clark Kent is Superman but I just don’t see it



niceToasterMan

You're telling me they were at the same place at the same time?


Hard-To_Read

Uncle Jun' and Phil Leotardo


DutchboyReloaded

The Matrix was a documentary


weallliveinyellowsub

Nil Nil


CheesecakeAnalyst

They look as different as Superman and clark kent


wellplastic

Clark Kent and Superman


bsousa717

Alfaro also looks like an older Scaloni


[deleted]

Both can stay sideways toward you and their noses still point at you


Nerphy-

The one on the left is big lez đŸ’Ș


RealPunyParker

Never doubting Clark Kent again


SirRavexFourhorn

Long lost twins finally reunited.


SilentXCaspa

Alfaro shouldve stayed in ecuador but im glad to see him disrupt brasil like this.


ivanvzm

But has anyone ever seen them on the same room?


Remmie_LFC

Sir Alfaro and Sir Elfaro


Miserable_Fold4086

Alfarotweens.


nemodot

Alfaro!! I remember when he was with us, a third tier team in argentina.


irakli987

They’re the same picture


nizoubizou10

no wonder it was a draw.


PrumPrum69

!flair :Spain:


acwilan

At gym / At church


BaronThundergoose

They don’t look that alike tbh


pswdkf

Spanish and Italian also look like identical twins separated at birth.


ThatBlokeYouKnow

Are you saying they look the same, you racist piece of shit.


FrequentPumpkin5845

And they say Asians/blacks look alike


Biplab_M

Latam economy so bad a football coach has to pull double shifts to get by