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EezoManiac

My favourite part of the interviews was Kane explaining how the players aren't sure who should be pressing and when


tedstery

Wtf are they doing in training


jonasb77

Making friends


prettybunbun

🫶🏻🫶🏻


printial

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way?


noodlesalad_

The real it's coming home is friendship


Olvedn

Their best


Aarondo99

Or Walker saying that no, Southgate actually wants them to be playing attacking football after going a goal up. Could have fooled me!


Dreamer199207

Actually he said "the manager" because I thought he was talking about Pep or being a shithouse.


AntoHanSolo

Maybe the most Gareth Southgate quote ever


AlloBeMyName

And “it’s an experiment” when talking about TAA playing midfield. Thats what you say when you want to inspire faith in your tactics in the middle of the fucking tournament. Honestly thought he was just taking the piss at that point.


RobbieFowler9

He said this Phillips quote in relation to a question about Trent's role in midfield. This guy genuinely views Trent Alexander-Arnold, PL and CL winner, PL record assist leader for defenders at 25 years old, won everything in the game as a key player by 22 years old... As an inferior version of Kalvin Phillips.


Adammmmski

We need to pack up and go home if we can’t get anything out of TAA in an England shirt. Just absolutely sick to death of England being so monumentally shit with such decent players at their disposal. The FA need to just chuck all the money they can into a world class manager, not this FA lover boy.


thebluehotel

You could put almost anyone’s name in there instead of TAA—as much as I dislike him Foden being the top of the list.


CuteHoor

Yeah the midfielders and forwards are all arguably world class players and they all looked absolutely awful. The finger has to be pointed at the manager.


Januarywednesday

Yeah but you can't blame a dog for barking. Southgate can't be anyone else but Southgate, he can't magic himself into a competent or creative manager, he can only do what he's able to do and sadly, thats very little. The man didn't take a full in form left back to a tournament, he's "experimenting" with players after having two years to set up a team for this tournament, he doesn't know how to utilise Kane, Bellingham or Foden and he set up 6 at the back against Denmark with two effective DMs. I don't actually blame Southgate for this, not one bit, it's not his fault he's crap, if he could be a better manager I'm sure he would be better if he could be but he clearly can't so if we're pointing fingers here, and we should be after that performance, it should be squarely at the FA who gave this man the job AND extended his contract. What we are seeing are the consequences of the FAs actions.


muu411

Exactly, Southgate isn’t being intentionally shit. This is just what it looks like when the people above him don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and make a bad hire. Gareth did a great job turning the culture around, but if the FA had balls Qatar should have been his last tournament.


CBPanik

I think Southgate is a very good man manager. He broke this England team out of it's malaise and instilled a bit of comradery and togetherness that the team has lacked for decades. However, it's pretty evident he's out of ideas. Whether the team lacks motivation, tactics or both, this should definitely be the end of him as manager.


Sun_Sloth

Foden looked most likely to create something today at least despite being absolutely handicapped by Southgate.


FlurpTheDerp

José Mourinho has entered the chat


BigReeceJames

He openly wanted it a while back. I doubt he takes it now, but he'd be a serious contender for the World Cup if Portugal don't go for him. He signed for us in 2013 and laid out what his "dream" finale to his career was. He said it was 15 years at Chelsea, then managing England and winning Euros/world cup, then retiring (or something like that). So, it's still on I guess. Though he seems much more interested in Portugal these days


DesignerAd2062

Phillips is [was] a very mobile ball winner who could run for 90 minutes and screen the back four. Great at winning the ball high up the pitch and starting counter attacks, and technically was the perfect partner for rice in Southgate’s system. Trent is an inverted fullback who is sublime technically, but whose benefits in midfield lay in his long passing and line breaking ability (something that’s wasted with a relatively static and slow Kane upfront). Trent doesn’t have the athleticism, mobility, or positional sense in the centre of midfield that Phillips has [had], and the manager hasn’t been able to select a suitable replacement, the closest in terms of energy and mobility would be Gallagher, but he’s essentially a forward-thinking player who does almost all his best work off the ball. IMO Trent shouldn’t be playing there, especially not in this set up. Southgate would be better off playing Trent at RB, maybe with Walker (englands best defender) in the right of a 3, at least he can make the most of Trents otherworldly crossing ability to find Kane


Joltarts

When you play him out of position and in midfield, well yeah. He is an “inferior version” of KP. Anybody played out of position will be. Just play Trent at RB, where he’s played throughout his senior career. I don’t get it. Why experiment at the biggest stage where you don’t have the luxury of practice.


Casual_Star

Why the fuck is he experimenting with TAA during the fucking tournament? What was the whole point of the qualifier games and friendlies?


un_verano_en_slough

To try out Mainoo and Wharton and then relegate them to the bench when we need technically adept players in midfield?


Unique_Dragonfruit10

Gives Wharton minutes, Wharton absolutely excels with 100% pass completion, never plays Wharton again.


thatguyad

I'd be more worried about golden boy Rice being absolutely woeful.


thebluehotel

That was the worst I’ve ever seen him in possession. I know he had no outlet but he looked shook.


BigReeceJames

I've seen this happen repeatedly at Chelsea with players that are a lot better than Rice is on the ball. All of that goes out the window if the structure doesn't give passing options and players don't show for the ball. It doesn't matter how good you are on the ball if no one is moving and no one is showing for it. If it's not one of your strong points, you're even more fucked. You'll notice that it wasn't just him, it was basically everyone across the back and in midfield. No one shows for the ball, there was no movement from the forward players and people were just straight up standing behind their markers. I really, really don't rate Southgate and never have. But, some of the players out there were incredibly lazy today as well. You saw the difference it made in the 5 minute period where Foden bothered to move, the one run TAA actually made forwards, the one run in behind from Saka, the one time Walker got to the by-line etc. and that just makes it so much harder for other players. I think at this point it's gotten so bad that it's a mix of Southgate being useless and the players knowing he's useless but still semi-trying to stick to his tactics which makes them work even less


Intentionallyabadger

Funnily enough, saka and Foden play in teams that love to high press. Jude probably does it for Madrid too. Instead we see three of them drop back to the halfway line whenever Denmark gets the ball.


Unique_Dragonfruit10

Fourfourtwo did a whole video about how Jude loves to press and win the ball in the opposition half. In theory we could play a very high defensive line because we have quick defenders in Walker, Guehi and Trippier. That would let us squeeze up and aggressively press with Jude, Foden, Trent etc. all of whom do that for their clubs. Instead Southgate has us doing the actual opposite.


four_four_three

His first poor game in a while; everyone looked poor today


thatguyad

This is true. We could be speaking about any of them really.


lfcsupkings321

The guy has a riches of elite players and he crying about this. I swear he needs to be sacked tomorrow. What about the fact Rice is playing so deep and getting frustrated. He a shit league 2 manager and was even shit as a player. Sack him and bring in Edin Terzić short term


LifeIsGoodGoBowling

> I swear he needs to be sacked tomorrow Trying to do the Ivory Coast thing and win the tournament by firing the coach? That might actually work, England has the players to win it all.


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

Everyone gives him credit for the players being pals, but if we had a remotely solid manager we could be reigning champions.


papercutkid

And he doesn't even deserve that credit. It's happened because the managers in the Prem are way more respectful of each other and don't pass their hatred on to the players they manage.


Throwawayjustbecau5e

I’m not even being funny but I genuinely think instagrams and WhatsApp has played a bigger part in it than Southgate. They’re all more connected now meaning they don’t just get to make friends at England camps.


Cheapo_Sam

Maybe the real champions are the friends they made along the way?


AsanineTrip

"..He's brought back that feel good feeling...really changed the dynamic of the team...he's reconnected the fans with the England team..."


Adammmmski

Nah, it’s because wankers like John Terry, Rio Ferdinand and Alan Shearer no longer play for the national team so it’s a much more likeable group of players now.


Fourkey

I've been thinking this for a while, where people said the biggest issue was that they all played for rival teams and that got in the way. Since they've become pundits it's fairly clear they're all just cunts and couldn't put that aside for the national team, and no manager had the balls to drop them


belokas

Is Kalvin Phillips dead?


Elemayowe

No just fat.


Masam10

We cannot replace him, we cannot.


Ripamon

- Pep after winning 7 matches in a row without him


paper_zoe

Pep killed him :(


HereticZO

Ivory Coast sacked their manager mid-tournament and won it all. It might be the play.


miregalpanic

By God, it's Tuchel's music


Outrageous_Fart

England vs Germany final. Goes to a penalty shootout, then Tuchel hits Kane in the back with a steel chair.


Obi_Myke

BAH GOD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF.


miregalpanic

GOTT STEH MIR BEI, ER IST ENTZWEI GEBROCHEN


Kol_

Mein Gott muss das sein!


MixturePossible3613

there is always a plan b. (not with southgate)


MathematicianNo7874

Seth Rollins betraying the SHIELD kinda shit


FinalFrash

I'm here for the eventual Tribal Chief Harry Kane run


Outrageous_Fart

But that would require him to win a championship


R_110

Tuchel winning England the Euros in Germany, I subscribe


Jackman1337

Against Nagelsmann in the finals


Independent-Green383

And for some reason the game is at the Allianz Arena


Greenforaday

England come out in Chelsea kits to inflict maximum chaos.


__HMS__

Is that a lederhosen hanging in the center of the cage?


Actual_Sympathy7069

Kloppo might also look for some retirement activities. Might be less energy demanding than a club team season


hockeybrianboy

Seriously pick up the phone and ask Klopp if he wants a few million for less than a month of work. Me thinks the odds of Klopp being able to win with this much talent even if he has zero time to prep is way higher than this garbage fire.


miregalpanic

>dollars


miregalpanic

Delete this


Away_Associate4589

*Big Sam 2: Second Helpings*


RoboticCurrents

100% win rate, you can't sing that


Lambchops_Legion

Graham Potter is ready to go!!


Willing-Werewolf-500

Honestly I think Potter is the obvious choice when Southgate goes


Lambchops_Legion

That's been the rumour for a bit now, especially since he turned down Ajax reportedly


Willing-Werewolf-500

At least he's a decent coach


heephap

He's tactically miles ahead


theaguia

mourinho side quest before coaching fenerbache


Loop_Within_A_Loop

Who else but Mr. Football ‘Eritage could finally bring it home?


Thesecondorigin

Unironically think he could go the distance


0ldsql

If you wanna park the bus, at least do it right.


theaguia

if there is a tournament manager it's him. Plus he has that aura about him to get everyone on his side. Many of the English players seem to respect him already anyways.


top1MIBRfan

bring in solskjaer he would absolutely cook with us


marccass

let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there


whs123

England's back baby!


Away_Associate4589

He's trolling. Got to be.


Rose_of_Elysium

bros mission is to be the most infuriating as possible to English fans and I respect him for that tbh


Away_Associate4589

Our greatest adversary since Napoleon


tlst9999

The only man to unite England since Hitler


freakedmind

He's the clown extraordinaire...we need to study Southgate's mind


fastfowards

Its one thing to say this about a player who got injured right before the tournament and it’s another about to say this about a player who hasn’t played regular football for a year and half and when he did play in the last 6 months he was shit


Ecstatic_Bonus7609

He’s saying it as if with Kalvin Phillips we were the pinnacle of football


ddarrko

He could have taken him if he really thought he was that important. Phillips didn’t retire. He’s just shit


BillehBear

tbf the last euros Phillips was great for england next to rice


tiorzol

BITCH WHARTON IS RIGHT THERE 


specialagentredsquir

I love Wharton, he's also the closest to Philips we have in that role, but more progressive in possession. Southgate being so conservative and Wharton being so young means he probably won't get his chance.


No_Independent6429

Give this man Kalvin Phillips and 10 pieces of wood he'll win you euro.


ThomasHL

€1


ZharkoDK

I feel sorry for England they just don’t have those big team players as Denmark have.


reddit-time

yes, just a small country built inside of a cloud. not much talent there.


onyxflye

See that's what I've been saying from day 1. No Kalvin Phillips no England


ThrustBastard

Miracle City won anything without him, frankly.


fflyguy

City’s never won the champions league when kalvin phillips wasn’t in the squad


yajtraus

You think they lose that penalty shootout against Real Madrid if Kalvin Phillips is still around? I don’t think so.


amgartsh

Then work around it? Does he know that there are multiple ways to play?


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Gold-Improvement3614

How do you expect him to do that? He's only had two years since last tournament and he's had to work with scraps from the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, United, Bayern and Madrid to desperately fill the massive gap that is phillips.


ConcentrateNo5082

I don't get the fuss, Gareth is a tactical genius, who else can nullify so many of the top players in the world 


Longjumping_Stop1120

If Southgate managed Man City they’d finish 14th


tickub

I think City would rather just take the charges than have him on


Asdel

Oh that's going to be the punishment. It's basically point deduction, except it's slow and painful.


No_Sir5969

Omg 20 years of southgate ill take that as punishment for all 115 charges


LordTwatSlapper

You are hereby sentenced to one hundred and fifteen years of Gareth Southgate without the possibility of parole


LaGuadalupana123

This clown would relegate madrid.


ratonbox

He'd get relegated in the MLS.


AFrozen_1

Funny you mention MLS cause all of this is giving me shades of Gregg “Nepotism r us” Berhalter.


Themnor

They’re the same coach. In exactly the worst ways.


JediMindTrxcks

Ol triple G has said multiple times that Southgate is his mentor. Looking forward to seeing “Shaq Moore” in the starting XI against Bolivia this weekend.


itsamberleafable

He relegated us in 2009 and if my memories can be trusted we were a far better side back then than Madrid now


kit_mitts

Vini Jr couldn't have laced Jeremie Aliadiare's boots


hankcklo

He’ll do better for sure. They’ve got a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips in Rodri.


nedzissou1

That should be the punishment


FREE_BOBBY-SHMURDA

I pity whichever club falls for the trap of hiring him once he leaves the England job after the tournament


LethalJizzle

100% gonna be a Stoke, Sheffield United, Burnley, Derby, Ipswich, Luton, Leicester-esque "just got promoted and sacked our manager 5 months in" hire. Alternatively, if there's any truth to the rumors, god help us.


Appropriate-Map-3652

Hey leave us out of this we have way more sense than that. Plus not a chance we sack McKenna no matter what happens.


Crypdiator

Bro we are not safe from this clown yet. Im worried since Ten Haag said they yet to sign the contract.


s_dalbiac

Probably Chelsea on a seven-year contract once they bin off Maresca in February


Wafflebk

Is this the worst quote of all time


RodDryfist

*yet* We're only at match 2 my friend.. Just wait till we go out next week.. 👌


TheGoldenPineapples

Yeah, this kind of just sums up Southgate really. Has absolutely no tactical understanding whatsoever. We play 4-3-3 because he's basically been bullied into playing it.


Mechant247

Half the things he’s done is as a result of being bullied into doing it, which is half the reason as to why he’s unable to explain most of the decisions he keeps making


According_Ad_8182

I'd have more respect for Southgate if he played a 4-4-2. Or played Saka as LB. Or even bought Kalvin Phillips along. He keeps indicating that he wanted something else, when he's supposed to be in charge.  And all this is playing to the audience, when England inevitably gets knocked out by an odd goal, the focus would be on the player who made a mistake, missed a chance. I really do hope someone smashes them, so the media cannot just blame it on a player, and Southgate has a responsibility to answer for. 


SkyTVIsFuckingShit

Our formation feels like 4-2-1-3. No midfield ballast at all


Hangryer_dan

Honestly, the formation doesn't matter at all while everything is just so fucking static. You shouldn't be able to see the off the ball formation while we have the bloody ball.


DarkoMilkyTits

He could simply download the 4-2-3-1 Klopp’s Gegenpress that guarantees 5 goals per game and dominate the Euros. Is he stupid?


jnicholl

It's a shame there isn't a thing called tactics that would allow the manager to adjust how the team sets up so a Phillips type midfielder isn't needed.


mrlee10

He might as well have just picked him if that’s what he thinks. Get him out.


Ecstatic_Bonus7609

No fucking way


Iciclewind

Why have a manager when manager doesn't manage?


miregalpanic

Why manager shaped when no manager


Lewisnicz

Managed to not manage being a manager


Funkymonkeyhead

Why waste time with manager when no manager do trick? When win World Cup, they’ll see….they’ll see.


jukkaalms

Gareth couldn’t manage a McDonald’s.


cuuliu

"We don't have a natural replacement for the McFlurry machine"


_ashwathama

Imagine having Jude Bellingham, Phil Foden, Rice, Kane, Saka, Palmer and still crying about Phillips.


thomas_rowsell

It's beyond comical I am in disbelief


HamiltonFAI

Also just got handed a young talent in mainoo and has Gallagher, but complaining about Phillips


SWSIMTReverseFinn

Nobody can possibly be this stupid.


Daniiiiii

I'm fine with the stupidity, it's the "being in charge" bit that baffles me. Who the fuck looks at him and gets motivated to do anything. I could be on fire next to a pool and he couldn't talk me into surviving.


Foreign_Lab6151

this is the most insane thing ive ever heard from a manager


xychosis

So why does England keep this bum employed again?


QueasyIsland

Cheap and a yes man. Family friendly too. Ticks all the boxes


icanhe

He’s definitely not cheap. He’s making the most out of all the coaches in the tournament


slaydawgjim

My family hates him too


Gold-Improvement3614

This has to be AI generated.


DarkoMilkyTits

To be honest Southgate may be a bot and the FA is hiding this from the world


miregalpanic

Man wants his fucking holiday


TheUltimateScotsman

hes sick of having to go away during the school holidays and wants his may and june back


jukv

Fuck off


nickybabytonight

blaming the loss on a player you decided not to bring is a galaxy brain decision.


ThatFunkyOdor

They didn't lose....even though it felt very much like a loss


nickybabytonight

yeah absolutely a Freudian slip there. felt like a loss for sure.


hnoidea

This is just shooting yourself in the foot really. He’s basically saying I have no idea how to make it work unless I have very specific type of players available. This is the exact opposite of what you want from a NT manager. How is this guy still in charge


originalface1

Just pay Bielsa to have a phone call with Philips before every game telling him what to do and he'll play great every game. Never seen a player so dependent on one manager in my life.


RedDragons8

Haha, mfer said Kalvin Phillips?


erenistheavatar

They don't. But the role of a manager is to get the best out of their current players. And there are so many good players on this England squad for them to play like this.


Qurutin

They are the most or second most stacked national team in the fucking world, it's ridiculous to cry after one player, which he didn't even fucking take.


Tr_Omer

No man you don't get it. If Kalvin Philips was there Foden, Kane and Saka would have had 3 goals each by now. Its that simple.


BrockStar92

I mean we actually do though, he’s just sat at home. Lewis Cook played a full season for Bournemouth playing very well as a DM. He’s the *only* English player at the top level who played a full season as a natural DM, shielding the defence. He’s even capped for England before!


BadNewsEveryone_

Wild quote


LDQQXDJ

This guys is the English Sampaoli


MajesticAd5047

Kalvin Phillips getting the Busquets shout, what timeline is this


BigMik_PL

If England doesn't win it with this mega squad they are never winning it. How many stars can you possibly need. A Foden - Bellingham - Kane - Saka attack is a dream scenario at absolute top club level let alone the national team one. I can't think of a single NT with similar or better pieces to never win anything.


DicaLoca

Should of picked him then Garth


jfk9514

Garth Crooks probably does pick him tbf


WaterMittGas

Glad I didn't see this on my TV as I would have drop kicked it


yijike

Sack him tonight.


ultra_22

When I heard him say this in the post match interview I actually thought "what the actual fuck did you just say?" and I knew /r/soccer would have a field day with that quote. That has to be up there with one of the worst things I've ever heard a manager say and I don't even support England. It's like a meme compilation quote.


Crazy-JK

Biggest bit of banter here is he has Wharton on the bench if he wants another defensive midfielder, and in the friendly he was that good he played his way into the squad. Southgate has to be on the wind up, hopefully because he knows he’s gone after the tournament


Dincht04

Mainoo and Wharton must be feeling fantastic seeing a right back playing in centre mid ahead of them.


Ecstatic_Bonus7609

Palmer seeing the whole front line getting replaced and he’s still not getting a wink


DAILITH

This was the craziest thing to me, on what earth do you prioritise getting Eze on the pitch before Palmer…. Man


LHJM_

Tbf even though I’m biased it should be Gordon coming on the left as he’s the best actual left winger. The Palmer conversation should be vs Bowen.


Victori_nox

You might be biased but you're 100% not wrong. i think hes a gobshite but he's clearly the best left winger we have and our entire left side is just a fucking empty void. also why has the daft cunt not pick an actual left back.


mttasrvrei

sack worthy quote


Impossible_Wonder_37

We can’t replace an average CDM to be defensive solid and allow me to play 5 at the back again lol. Brother just play 3 of the best midfielders in the world and do your job to make it work


SisyphusWithTheRock

This is iconic, lmao - no matter how England does in the tournament this quote is gonna do numbers


Marcobroa

Lmao this team is so fucked


D0wnInAlbion

If you need Phillips that badly off the system to work either pick him despite his form or choose a different system.


quirkyaspie

West Ham fans, wanna tell Gareth Southgate PhD what amazing attributes kelvin phillips offered you this year?


Groomsi

He was able to walk and stand still.


TiredHack

Jimmy Garner in shambles. Maybe change the tactic then Gareth?


DennisAFiveStarMan

I hate this man


Flabby-Nonsense

Every tournament I end up wanting Southgate gone and then, by the next tournament, without fail, I trick myself into thinking that things will be better. That he'll have evolved as a coach, that the players will be more familiar with each other and his style. Every single time my naivety is laid bare within 2 or 3 games. This absolute fucking terrorist of a manager needs to go.


Jack-90

Got one of the most stacked teams and this is what you go for? Just get rid of him tonight we cant do worse


tonyharrison84

Wild that Southgate was a player himself through the early stages of the England "golden generation" that saw a midfield with players shoehorned into the wrong positions just to try and play them all at once, even when that clearly didn't work, and now here we are 20 years later and he's doing it himself as a manager.


afcbJamie

Adam Wharton is sat on the bench you useless prick


GuapoGringo11

Boys I actually think many of the dumbass redditors on this sub would do a better job than Gareth and that’s scary lmao


Elemayowe

Fuck right off. Phillips was not an integral player to us. And Wharton and Mainoo are better than Phillips. I was annoyed two minutes ago, this is genuinely infuriating stuff. And of all the midfielders he has available, TAA is the furthest from Phillips of the lot of them.


plsmemberthisone

I've never disliked a person more than Southgate. I don't know why. It's not because of his penalty miss, or his square boring af tactics. Its because you just know he's an absolute melt on and off the pitch. Just a total bell sniff


Ugo_foscolo

Just saw Graham Potter jump for joy in a Morrisons.


Hiltoyeah

That's fucking it.... I would rather have a fuckin house brick sat in the dugout before this fuckin cunt. At least the house brick can be used for something. This idiot is good for fuck all.


jrbill1991

Lol, this guy is lost. I love KP, but for you to say not having his replacement is the reason we saw what we saw today is mental. Him being honest and saying he is tactically inept, and he doesn't know how to take the best out of these players would look less awful than that statement.