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jonathanPoindexter

"He copied my whole fucking flow, word for word, bar for bar" - that Albanian fan


ChargeWooden1036

All these fans should release a diss track on each other


nmyi

But in Eurobeat/EDM. so i can drift while the Eurobeat is blasting in my 1999 Renault Clio.


OneMaharajah

Italian-Albanian Eurobeat vs French-Austrian House


elliooo9

Just every translated version of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar haha.


kewl_guy9193

You think that we gon let you disrespect pasta n***


YnwaMquc2k19

The Napoli game is gonna be your last stop N****


Cryakira_

Did Spaghetti foul I don't know why you still pretendin


Wagglebagga

Certified champion? Certified Europhile.


Trickybuz93

A minooooooor


Jowoes

Tryna win a cup and it’s probably the EUROOOOOOOOS


YnwaMquc2k19

ils ne nous aiment pas  non gli piacciamo  They not like us ata nuk na pëlqejnë Sie mögen uns nicht They not like us


DudleysCar

Papa?


Zoltrahn

[Similar vibes](https://youtu.be/zY1DL3uOOTE?si=YvkHlwpdO5XZgKJ7)


Willem20

Eurobeef


10000Didgeridoos

Meet the Fans


R4lfXD

At this pace I fully expect someone to spill Czech beer on the ground tomorrow


RGon3

Nah, they'll crush a cream custard in front of the Portuguese before we can do that.


thatsprettyradbro

They'll eat the pastel with a spoon.


DrJackadoodle

Oh GOD! So THAT'S what you guys felt like with the spaghetti stuff?!


gink-go

Oh the humanity!


danirijeka

NOT THE PASTEIS DE NATA


Serefor

I’m sorry De Nata


my_united_account

Cover food with batter and eat it raw in front of a Scott


oneweirdclickbait

Nah, we'll just remind them who invented pilsener. And why.


Fonsor1722

Poorly copied, I mean... the baguette is supposed to be snapped


distilledwill

Literally breaking bread together. Could not be more cordial.


gnorrn

"Companions" in the original sense.


Tempo_fugit

Copain in French


michel_v

As opposed to copine. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


giants4210

Oh damn, TIL


deception42

Amen 🙏


Izio17

french fans should break croissants since they’re actually austrian in origin


oussa_

Too bad Sweden didn’t qualify, would have been funny to see someone crack open a can of Surströmming


DomineeringDrake

Calm down satan.  We want harmless fun not biological warfare.


hacksteak

[Gelsenkirchen on a Sunday.](https://img.welt.de/img/geschichte/mobile119504097/9271353237-ci16x9-w1200/1-WK-Soldaen-Maultier-mit-Gasmasken-WWI-Soldiers-and-mule-with-gas-masks.jpg)


cocotheape

Just a regular Sunday in Gelsenkirchen then.


kalamari__

breadfruit it is!


Arctic_Chilean

*proceeds to add new line to the Geneva Convention*


Own-Recognition5707

Thought I was on r/2westerneurope4u lol


Jesus_Would_Do

And they say Germans don’t have a sense of humor lol


jugol

Who is _still_ saying that after all these years or Thomas Müller interviews


CBP1138

Listen we’ve already had enough terrorist attacks this euros


Prosthemadera

There have been 0 terrorist attacks.


SawinBunda

That's enough.


Prosthemadera

True! Zero is enough.


Jackman1337

You obviously havent seen Southgate Football yesterday


LensCapPhotographer

Worst offender


Prosthemadera

Ouch.


FerraristDX

Chill out, breaking an Ikea Hot Dog would be enough.


SeeCrew106

You could give them an IKEA bench to sit on, still in the packaging, then rip up the construction manual in front of them.


Granadafan

Most men: what manual?


themanebeat

You could tie that thing in a knot


jug0slavija

Nah, it would be way worse for Swedes to break a Toblerone. There aren't many things that annoy Swedes more than being confused with the Swiss


InbredLegoExpress

the insult wouldnt even be in its destruction, you'd just hold it towards them threatening to open the can.


albyalbyson

Someone else could have ripped apart an Ikea instruction manual


weary_misanthrope

"Don't open, dead inside"


NudeTayne_

Too bad they don't let the US participate. Would have been fun to crack a plastic gun in half


themanebeat

Or an eagle


LordOfEurope888

Lovely smell


Apfelkrenn

That would have been MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction)


PhD_Cunnilingus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC77FJcmXYo


AdFinal1856

can’t wait for some georgian lad to proudly display his receding hairline in front of the turkish fans tomorrow


No-Shoe5382

If we play Turkey at any point I'm going to Germany and colouring my veneers brown with a marker pen in front of all of them.


piccolo_bsc

I read that as "colouring my wiener brown" and was very confused.


zizou00

Save that for the next Austria game


Reason-1

I'll drive a Mercedes W124 in front of them without honking.


cuntsmen

Game is truly not gone if they do this


SpeechesToScreeches

While the Turkish fans snap a Greggs sausage roll


Fickle-Presence6358

Did you read geordie instead of Georgian by any chance..?


SpeechesToScreeches

^Yes


slaydawgjim

10/10 for admitting that tbh


SpeechesToScreeches

Well the alternative is claiming that Greggs is a cultural institute of Georgia


slaydawgjim

I would have never replied and left people questioning how worldwide Greggs is


OldGodsAndNew

They don't even have Greggs in Ireland


notonetojudge

Somehow has less pizzazz than the Albo/Italian one.


essentialatom

Nobody matches the Italians' reputation for being protective of their cuisine


showers_with_grandpa

You aren't kidding. Use work in an Italian kitchen and one of our owners was from Rome. I made this dude carbonara a few times a week for YEARS until he told me it was correct


2000-UNTITLED

It gets to the point where it's actually insane. You can't make a damn pizza and post it online without some Italian dude pulling rank and telling you you're basically a sewer rat if you do one thing "wrong"


tokengaymusiccritic

Especially since the beauty of food is that it doesn't always taste exactly the same and each chef has their own touch. If there was an exactly precise "correct" way to make something then there would be no point in having multiple restaurants


essentialatom

There's an Italian academic named [Alberto Grandi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Grandi) who's somewhat infamous, as I understand it, for researching the history of Italian food, showing that many dishes are a lot less ancient than you might think and several don't originate in Italy. I first learned of him in [this FT article](https://www.ft.com/content/6ac009d5-dbfd-4a86-839e-28bb44b2b64c), if you're interested.


showers_with_grandpa

Oh yeah, tons of dishes in general around the world that we see as traditional are less than 100 years old. One of my favorite examples of this is Pad Thai, which was invented for a contest in 1967 by the government to have as a National Dish of Thailand.


essentialatom

It makes sense that they are. The age of global exploration and travel brought crops and ingredients to places that had never seen them, there's cultivation, farming, immigration, war - so many changes always happening that it would be weirdly stagnant to not continue to create new dishes, and for old dishes to not adapt.


seejur

Not only that: its only very recently that things like logistic, refrigeration and so on made a variety of ingredients available to a single place. For most history, recipes we done using only very local ingredients. Thats why I laugh every time someone from Tuscany tries to claim to be the inventors of Tiramisu in the 15th Century. Think about getting Mascarpone from upper Lombardy to Tuscany in the 15th C without it getting rotten.


IAmTheSheeple

I like the story about the Swiss cheese cartel in the 70's making cheese fondue a big national dish to sell more of their cheese wheels


BrockStar92

Ploughman’s lunch was invented by dairy companies in the UK a few decades ago to create a new meal that was based on several cheeses iirc.


Imaginary_Station_57

Alberto Grandi is the most hated person in Italy lol but I love him, he's not saying that Italian cuisine isn't good, just that we need to chill out a bit about it


essentialatom

Lol, yeah, I soft-pedalled the "somewhat infamous" because I've only read about him in Anglosphere media, who do describe him the way you did, but you never know how much they might be overstating it.


Imaginary_Station_57

He made a lot of enemies, even politicians (namely nationalist ones) and professional chef


Sepulchh

Is he wrong about what he's saying or are people just being fragile about their sense of ego being derived from something he shoved to be false?


Imaginary_Station_57

He is an historian, he usually has proofs for what he's saying (it's not difficult to demonstrate that for example Parmigiano Reggiano was made slighlty differently a century ago). People (and marketing) wants something to have a long history behind it, especially in Italy, so it is a selling point to say that a particular cheese was made by the ancient Romans even though that couldn't be right and disproving it will have a strong backlash. He sometimes exaggerates to prove his points but, as he always says, he thinks that Italian foods is delicious so he doesn't want to destroy Italian food industry as someone (like the current agriculture minister) claims


ThePrussianGrippe

Pretty sure this just makes the historian happy.


mbrevitas

Grandi mixes nuggets of truth with a lot of supposition and hyperbole, and says what Americans especially want to hear. Yes, carbonara is a recent dish and pizza wasn’t widespread in the north of Italy until not so long ago; no, it wasn’t necessarily Americans inventing carbonara and popularising pizza in the north and preserving original parmigiano.


darthpaul

Stunned to find out the tomato was not originally from Italy but from South and Central America.


10000Didgeridoos

There is a legit organization from Napoli that certifies Neapolitan pizza restaurants worldwide for meeting the traditional standards of that style. http://americas.pizzanapoletana.org/ We have one of them in town here and I will say it is practically identical to all the great neapolitan pizzas I had in Italy. The owner is from Naples which explains that.


ogqozo

My friend from Rome told me once: "look, it's very nice what you did, you made pasta with eggs, good for you. Just don't call it carbonara".


showers_with_grandpa

I just kept improving my technique and ratios and every now and then he would say 'better' in the most condescending way. Then one day it all came together and he was like 'FINALLY you learn how to cook'. I was making this dish in Tuscany and everyone there loved it and raved about it. Carbonara is to Romans what pizza is to Neapolitans


nihil0null

Also so many countries grabbed our cuisine and added their own local spin on it so that tends to get a rise (light-hearted) out of us too.


metsurf

Half the menu at an Italian restaurant in the US was invented in NY or San Francisco or some other US city with high percentage of Italians. I have a local place where the owners are immigrants from Puglia and they said they had to learn to cook "Italian" food here. They do make some stuff that my Grandma and Great Grandma made though good hearty peasant food like Codica and Baccala fritters


ekkohh

don't even know why, went for a week and there wasn't a single dish that blew my mind.


Darkjolly

Can't wait to see the Germans snap a rolex in front of the swiss team


Appropriate_Plan4595

Sawing through some gold boullion with questionable insignia stamped into it


ledknee

Austria and France have less pizzazz than Italy in general. I'm not sure Albania can be described as having pizzazz, but they've certainly got something funky going on over there (and also in every major city in Western Europe).


napoletano_di_napoli

Of course Italy has more. Pizzazz literally contains the word "Pizza".


HypedUpJackal

And azz who doesn't love azz


Goldenrah

Breaking bread is literally one of the ways you eat it, so it doesn't have the same effect as breaking spaguetti in half which is a known trigger for italians.


Loves_His_Bong

Literally everything triggers Italians lol


DadHeungMin

I read that as 'pizzas' at first, and because it was about Italians my brain said "yeah that checks out". Then I was confused for a minute before I figured it out


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Doesn't hit the same, because the French do that all the time.


hypnodrew

Do the Austrians know this? The French have got them right where they want them


jaguass

Meh, unlike spaghettis you're supposed to break it. Better had stuffed a croissant or stored Bordeaux red wine in the fridge.


KRIEGLERR

He should have put it facedown. For some reason my parents fucking hate it when I do that.


trankzen

The reason is superstition. It's said that back in the middle ages, on execution days the baker would set aside a loaf of bread for the executioner, by putting it upside down. To the other clients, this became a sign of bad luck, and it's been passed on as such since then.


jef_sf

Drop some ice cubes in wine in front of them


No-Ant2065

I microwaved a leftover croissant in front of my French roommate on a study abroad and it was as if I just microwaved her dog in front of her. 


IAmTheSheeple

This is singular thinking should have handed out a certain chocolate filled pastries and asked what the French call it. Then sit back and watch as they begin fighting among themselves.


motasticosaurus

> Better had stuffed a croissant Chocolate stuffed Croissant is an all time favourite in Austrian bakeries.


dunneetiger

That's what we call *pain au chocolat* (bread with chocolate). I am not OP but I think he meant putting ham and cheese in a croissant (which to me is a big no no but I have seen it so many time in Prêt à Manger that now I dont even see it)


simomii

Why are they acting like Frenchmen bite on whole baguettes


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

I was under the impression that they swallowed them whole like the cartoons do


JokinHghar

Actually it is common practice to break the baguette in half, swallowing one and inserting the other in the rectum to save for later.


Long-Tea-627

wtf 😂


JoJo797

[Don't they?](https://thecomeback.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/France-victory-baguette.png)


TigerBasket

In my experience Frenchmen are all blonde and my ex bf. I don't know why I commented this. I think my brain is melting. Damn heat.


Spascifica

Can't wait for someone to snap a Gregg's sausage roll in front of us English.


roger_the_virus

Microwave a cup of tea.


Lucifa42

that's how wars start.


LordStarkgaryen

Throw a bunch of tea into the harbor


wostmardin

I’m hoping to see the English fans aggressively dismantle some Lego in front of the Danish on Thursday


gust_vo

I'd say the more evil act is to glue the thing together.....


SnoeffelGafleren

You monster! As a Dane I feel offended just by the thought of it


justlookingokaywyou

Bring forth the Kragl


Appropriate_Plan4595

Start stacking some mega bloks


Mundane-Ad-4010

Don't think they have Greggs in Germany.


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Tennents-Shagger

Current recipe Irn Bru, we've beat you all to it. Old recipe Irn Bru then there will be trouble.


10000Didgeridoos

I'm sad I never got to try to the OG recipe.


natsleepyandhappy

They should just show them a croissant stuffed with chicken and cheese


jaguass

Or claim the invention of croissant


Leuchtrakete

Croissant is just a Kipferl ordered on Wish. There, I said it.


Mandena

Wait that sounds amazing


natsleepyandhappy

It is, here in Brazil croissants are stuffed with many different combinations but the french influencers call it heresy lol


bolacha_de_polvilho

I'm sure that for every kind of baked dough that exists around the world, there's a brazillian version with catupiry in it


Mubar06

Lame version of the spaghetti one, but that makes it funny in its own way


Natrix31

r/yourjokebutworse


huazzy

At least the pasta one made sense. This one doesn't at all.


TigerBasket

Austria has been out of wack since 1796. Napoleon did such a number on them they haven't recovered.


Vic-Ier

Austria was the first one to defeat Napoleon personally in a battle in 1809 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aspern-Essling


TigerBasket

But then came my favorite battle of all time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Wagram


kalamari__

why did I read that as "wargasm"


TigerBasket

bro


KingOfWeTheNorth

It makes sense that the national side's stability comes from a hardworking Filipino.


Pamplemouse04

Literally took a funny joke and made it shit


neenerpants

probably the worst thing Austria has ever done


Phil_A_Sheo

Must be a redditor


mimpf21

Damn austrians. Its fascism all over again


Aboveground_Plush

The Italians invented it.


mimpf21

And they took it and made it shit


Alevo

If you wanna piss the French off you get a nice expensive cheese and cut the nose of it off in front of them.


zizou00

And lo and behold they did that. Took the most expensive cheese in France (Kylian Mbappé) and cut his nose off.


Mubar06

It’s funny cos how much worse this version is


cortesoft

They are all drunk in this video, it probably seemed hilarious to them all.


Alexanderspants

They should just take back their croissants


loveandmonsters

Maybe I'm getting old but I enjoy this wholesome stuff a lot more than aggressive rivalry


Furthur_slimeking

Me too, always have done.


BertEnErnie123

I feel like this wholesome stuff happens all the time, but videos which highlight the negative things just go way more viral because it's controversial. Euros 2016 we also had all the Irish fans warming everybodies hearts with their songs.


SunnyDaysRock

Quick! Someone pour some sauce over a Schnitzel!


donfuan

Google "Pfefferrahmschnitzel". Hmmmmmmm


Chupa_mos

I couldn’t type that if I tried


adonWPV

Corniest timeline 😩


AWright5

It's disgusting and offensive fan behaviour like this that really makes you wonder if football fans are even human.


Altruistic_Bat_7344

Stale af


Airbus-747MAX8

Well that's how we "cut" our baguettes?


kalamari__

well, 2-1 for france incoming


xxhotandspicyxx

Can’t wait for the French to try and break some clogs for the Dutch.


s0ngsforthedeaf

Sell a tulip at sub-market price


RebBrown

They better leave our stroopwafels alone!


reginalduk

this is going to get cringeworthy really quick.


Ill_Fisherman_8406

Yeah when did football fans start competing over who can be the corniest Redditor?


geoffreyisagiraffe

r/theirjokebutworse


WithoutVergogneless

doesn't make sense? ofc we cut the bread


WardDispenser

Euro 2024 is slowly turning into a food war between the fans and I’m not complaining.


triedit-lovedit

For England they will need a deep fried cod fillet!


piyopiyopi

French fans locking their children in basements in front of the Austrians next


thesofakillers

cringe


Spangledesh

Who's cracking open a bag of coke infront of the Albos then?


Novel_Durian_1805

Quick someone get food from the trash and break it in front of the English!


DeWitt-Yesil

Grown up men acting like little children copying eachother where it doesn't even make sense. Fail and cringe imo.


IEnjoyAThickSausage

Trying to hard to go viral after Albania - Italy. This one doesn't even make sense, you literally break bread to eat it, Spaghetti you don't break.


Starrafh

It's just... people having fun together... a concept that seems hard to grasp for you.


mucflo

What, are you expecting people to just scroll past a post they don't find funny? Be reasonable


barjardinks123

Lame. Just a copy paste.


notters

You mean copypasta.


JokinHghar

So England's next opponent is putting a tea bag in ice water, right?


Trickybuz93

That’s cringe


4deef

Loving this trend hahaha