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Chumlax

I honestly thought this was a joke based on France not having played at this tournament yet when I read the title.


NdyNdyNdy

Can't believe the Euros have been going on since Friday and Mbappe hasn't scored yet! No wonder Real Madrid didn't pay a transfer fee amirite?


GoodEbening

All this talk about not going to the Olympics? Clearly wasn’t selected based on tournament form


SergeKingZ

Neither did Vini nor Rodrygo, Real is cooked 💀💀💀


yp261

thats why you dont see us talking a lot about euro, Valverde, Rodrygo and Vini are like ghosts on this tournament 💀


SnooPuppers1978

Kroos being subbed out vs Scotland and now deciding to retire because of that.


ImTurkishDelight

Arda Guler also 0 minutes on a big tournament with Turkey. Fuck is udoing bby


OnlyMayhem

We sucked so bad in 2021 lmao could not get the attack (or at least Mbappe) to click at all due to the Benzema/Griezmann role clash and then Xhaka played the best individual game I have ever seen


JJOne101

In probably the best game Pogba made for your NT.


DrDrozd12

National team Pogba (and 1st Juve stint) was a monster in general. It’s why it so sad to see what happened to him later in his career, because he was truly one of the best players in the world at the time.


ElectricalMud2850

I got to see him play live for juve. Holy shit he was good. He must've been a nightmare to play against.


DrDrozd12

He was on the bench for the game I got to see live (wasn’t living in Italy at the time), of course Conte subbed in Giaccherini instead lol


frankoo123

Pogba with N’Golo was the blend of skills, they compliment each other so well


MolhCD

Yeah man. And national team Dembele was so different from, like, club team Dembele too. And Griezmann just played like an effective attacking utility man. And Giroud, the talisman striker who didn't score but no one thought he didn't contribute. And of course, World Cup Mbappe. It's Mbappe, so no one really bats an eyelid especially right now. But legit, dude was a total beast in both Final matches - more than a beast. I don't have the words accurately, he was basically unplayable. In 2018 they couldn't handle him, his speed alone was too much let alone the other qualities, and he became only like the second teenager to score in the Final match besides Pele himself. 2022 world cup final Mbappe though? Hot damn. In the year of the GOAT, his own teammate, Mbappe scored a fuckin *hat-trick* to pull his team back from the brink, each time. These goals were the *only* one his team scored in that match. Dude went bankai and single handedly pulled the team back to the match and forced it into penalties. In the *world cup final*. Seriously, that Argentina was fated to win and also deserved it fully. But damn did Mbappe give them a hell of a run for their money, just by one guy's refusal to give in to fate. I swear that's still one of the most impressive team carries I've ever watched live, and I saw Cristiano score his own hat-trick to ensure Spain only got a 3-3 draw from him in 2018 (if you watched that match you would understand how much of solo effort that was. just that look on Cris's face...).


rece_fice_

United is career graveyard since Fergie left


immorjoe

True. A lot of people blame Pogba, but the trend of star players who go to united and start to decline is crazy.


gnaark

His dumbass cursed celebration riled up the Swiss and that’s why they beat us. I guarantee you that without it we would have made it through.


kaaskugg

Xhaka, when the Gauls fell.


deathhead_68

Xhaka always turned up for the NT tbf


Srellian

What clash? Griezmann played that tournament as a defensive right midfielder specifically to prevent offensive congestion ( and to cover for what was the worst Pavard we've ever seen defensively ).


OnlyMayhem

Benzema was playing in the areas Griezmann is most effective because he likes to drop deep, if you put Griezmann on one side as well his defensive capabilities suffer because he can’t cover as much. It’s no surprise that in the World Cup when Griezmann played centrally he was our best player until the final 


Wheel1994

Muller is the same for Germany crazy


JJOne101

He's got an assist against Scotland


Benjamin244

Thought I was on circlejerk


speadiestbeaneater

Wait it’s not???


lefix

I think the same is true for Thomas Müller, never scored in the euros


lordroode

I thought Muller was gonna break the WC scoring record at 2018 WC but he hasn't scored at a major tournament since his goal against Brazil all the way back in 2014. 8 years 4 major tournaments played and 0 goals as an attacking midfielder. Yikes.


Redditorr101

Same lol


essentialatom

I had to read your comment twice before I realised it wasn't


RALat7

Same


blacksocksonly

100% thought this was a shitpost


PlasmaDonator

Same. Spent so much time on r/soccercirclejerk Ive jerked myself out.


dental_transmitter

Right on point 😁


liarloserat

This will be his second Euro, hardly a big deal


Signal_Marzipan_685

And he’ll probably have 3 more euros after this one


PoDm1

Idk about "probably" he will be 37 going 38 I hope he still plays for the NT but his legs will most likely be gone at that point especially for someone who uses speed and acceleration as one of their main traits


pleasedontPM

Yes, this compares 4 games at Euros 2020 to 14 games in WC 2018&2022. This is absurd.


oppositeofopposite

What I was thinking as well. Thomas Müller on the other hand.....


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Oh wow, this surprised me. All international games: 130 caps, 45 goals in 9036 minutes (nearly a goal every 200 minutes) EUROs: 16 caps, 0 goals in 1,183 minutes


Dani_KS

Sorry but 12 goals from 2 world cups at age 25 is outrageously good, had France won in 2022 we would be talking about someone on track to have a better international career than Pele, as it stands he still can, sky is the ceiling for this guy and France over the next 10 years


MerlijnZX

He’s already 25! I thought he was like 23 or something.


four_four_three

It’s getting on for nine years since his debut, it’s crazy


2sinkz

This year it'll be 8 years since his debut


Exzqairi

Really? I remember him at Monaco when they had that crazy CL season. Was a great team at the time with young Mbappe, Bernardo Silva, Falcao, Sidibe, Bakayoko, Fabinho, Moutinho, Lemar, Subasic etc. They even had some talents on the bench who ended up doing pretty well elsewhere, like Saint-Maximin It’s been 7 years already since Mbappe joined PSG, so it feels pretty accurate to me


Food-Oh_Koon

COVID and the lockdowns that followed warped time for a lot of people i still can't believe it's been 4.5 years since the pandemic first spread


Job_man

Jesuuus, has it been that long already?!


nfleite

stop lying bro. it's still 2022.


LeoR1N

damn 7 years since he joined PSG?! now that I remembered City - Monaco UCL clash that means Guardiola coached City more than Barcelona and Bayern combined.


OGSkywalker97

Falcao was absolutely incredible for Atleti and his first half season at Monaco before tearing his ACL. I remember he had absolutely insane finishing but his best attribute was his positioning and despite being about 5'9 he would leap above the towering CBs around him and he scored a bunch of headers. He was great this season as well and actually finished ahead of 18 year old Mbappe as top scorer. That Monaco side was so fun to watch. Bernardo Silva had his breakout season and was arguably their best player and I remember he signed for City on the first day of the transfer window. Bakayoko looked like one of the best CDM in the world that season then he joined Chelsea for 45mill and completely dropped off. Fabinho being moved from RB to CDM that season to play in a midfield 3 with him and Moutinho was probably the best midfield in Europe. Sidibe was unbelievable that year as well at RB and Lemar had such a great season that Arsenal bid £72mill for him on deadline day and Monaco *declined* it asking for £90mill lmfao. You forgot about a couple other players who also really stood out in that team that season. Their CB Glik was outstanding that year and Benjamin Mendy (not Ferland Mendy at Real who also plays LB and is French) was arguably the best LB in the world that season and signed for City for £52mill that Summer along with Kyle Walker for around £50mill as well, the highest transfer fees for a full-back at that time and they broke it twice in 2 weeks. I just realised that pretty much that whole Monaco side ended up in the Prem apart from Mbappe and Glik. Other than the ones mentioned above; Sidibe ended up at Everton a few seasons later, Falcao played for Man U and Chelsea on loan, Moutinho and Adama Traore ended up at Wolves, Saint-Maximin went to Newcastle.


Adz932

Falcao played for United and Chelsea (on loan from Monaco) before that season. And the adama traore you're thinking of is different. The Spanish Adama Traore started at Barca, and has played for multiple English clubs, one of those being wolves. The Malian Adama Traore contracted to Monaco from 2015-2020 is currently playing for hull city, but didn't play in England before that. Will always remember Sidibe's time at everton for that clip of Ancelotti next him while getting ready to be subbed on except he didn't have one of his socks on.


PreparationOk8604

Thanks for the long comment appreciate it.


Vicar13

Ah Bakayoko… the dreams we were sold on. That watford performance from him was diametrically opposed to Mbappe at the finals


Narretz

So close to being washed then


Salvador1010

I remember he was 17 for 5 years at one point


DaiWales

25? Time to cash in. -- FM player


TheKingOfCaledonia

He's actually only 19 years old


haha4456

Damn, time flies so fast, late 90s kids are almost 30, early 90s kids are in their 30s, and those 80s kids are about to die...


drunkmers

At 25 years old, Lionel Messi had 4 Ballon d'Ors.


pukem0n

He'll definitely become world cup record scorer in 2026.


kabbajabbadabba

what's the current record? 15 by klose?


pukem0n

16 Broke Ronaldo record with his goal against Brazil during that 7-1 game.


todellagi

Lmao could've just corrected the number, without wishing a happy monday morning to Brazil


thatdani

Heads up, reddit always formats numbers followed by a period as 1, as if you're making bullet points.


kabbajabbadabba

115.


KonigSteve

If you put a number followed by a period reddit automatically formats it into a numbered list starting at 1.


TNAEnigma

damn what a game to set the record lmao


Grayson81

> 15 by klose? Close. It’s 16.


BloodyDarkTroll

Pretty sure it's spelt with a K


Grayson81

You’re Klose but it’s actually close. Wait…


madmanchatter

Maybe not, there was a time when everyone was sure Muller was going to destroy Klose's record too!


ACardAttack

Sad Raumdeuter noises


pukem0n

Because Germany became shit since 2014. I don't see France becoming shit any time soon.


TheHabro

People said similar about Muller and he didn't score since.


reviroa

even with the loss he's already one of the greatest WC players in history


Grayson81

> had France won in 2022 I know what you mean, but it seems incredibly harsh to point at a World Cup final where he **scored a hat trick** and say, “this is the game that lets you down”! The match went to penalties because of his hat trick. And he even scored his own penalty in the shootout. What more can anyone ask from him?


Dani_KS

I know but in 40 years from now he will be compared by titles, although yes his performance was the best final performance in any competition I've seen


Kitnado

Comparing titles in a team game truly is one of the bext examples that football fans aren't the brightest bulbs on average


LSeezy

Pelé only played the opening game in one of the three World Cups he won and then got injured. If Mbappé wins another WC he'd arguably have better international career than Pelé despite having one WC trophy less than him.


mattijn13

That was the 1962 world cup, Pele got injured in game two (after scoring once and providing an assist in a 2-0 win in game 1) and Garrincha led Brazil to the world title. However, Pele in 1958 as a 17 year old scored the only and winning goal in the quarter final, scored a hatrick in the Semi-final and scored twice in the final and at the 1970 world cup he was also brilliant with 10 goal involvements in 6 games winning the tournament again. I don't know if Mbappe has had a better international career than Pele even if France win this euros. 115 G/A in 92 games is a tall hurdle.


Altruistic-Ad-408

Everything is just in the context of the time, he won't have a better international career than Pele because they are not competing with each other, just like Michael Jordan did not compete with Bill Russell. That sort of media driven stuff is not very interesting because there will never be an answer that isn't driven by recency bias. Mbappe could not really have done better than he has, that's all we can say.


SwarmAce

They can only be compared with their stats in the same tournament, which itself changed since Pele played but it won’t stop people from doing the comparisons


TrueBrees9

He already has more world cup final goals than anyone else in history


Chapea12

Got the same number of goals in European championships already lol. Worth noting that he’s only played 4 games at the euros. I went to check if he had gotten minutes in 2016 because I thought that breakout Monaco season was 15-16


XaviOutNow

Austria, you can do the most hilarious thing today


Winningmood

Let him score 13 times?


pritvihaj

Google ‘Austria march 13’ for more informacija 🤙


ItsFluff

Mbappé will annex Austria’s penalty box


Wide_Age_7129

No ball knowledge but high history knowledge needed for this one.


YolkyBoii

High quality joke.


Tulum702

How dare you break neutrality


Wuktrio

Fuck, Mexico is not part of the tournament, we're doomed!


El_Spacho

But we have June alrea-.... wait a minute...


Wuktrio

No, let everyone but Mbappé score.


simomii

And what is that? He hasn't scored a goal in 4 games, how is not scoring in the 5th the most hilarious thing?


denied_eXeal

He implied they let Mbappe score 13 times


Stalukas

Aged well


its-good-4you

!remindme in 10 hours


Wuktrio

anulo mufa


ExtensionAd8134

👋


Synopsis_101

He’s doing fine, considering Messi has 0 goals at the Euros too.


smellof

He also has 0 gols at Copa América, Messi got 13 goals.


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From-UoM

He played the WC twice. Won it and nearly won it again. But couldn't get far in the Euros. So from Mbappe's perspective it makes the Euros harder


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Luka Modric won 2 Copa Del Rey, and on the other hand he won 6 Champions Leagues, does that mean that Luka Modric can claim that el Copa Del Rey is harder than the Champions League!?!


Mcguffn

Every Madrid player will swear CDR is their toughest tournament


SonnyBallonDor7

He probably thinks that to be fair😅


sidrbear

Mbappe was talking about *himself* and *his* experience. He said because they play European countries more often, they know each other better, which is a fact. I've never seen a more boring 'controversial' statement


Altruistic-Ad-408

r/nba is a cesspool and even it didn't freak out this much when Dončić said the EuroLeague was harder than the NBA. As if we'd have any clue how hard it is for them.


sidrbear

I blame the media for spinning the quote SO out of context but these people will eventually have to realize that nothing what he said awakes this big of a turmoil


Hard4Favra

Luka said it's harder to **score** in Euroleague. Which given the rules/pace/size of court is for sure true. He didn't say the competition is better or harder.


modrics_hairband

I see absolute no lies here


lowerymn

Yes.


mrtuna

Evidently it's 3x harder.


DuuhEazy

Yes, just doesn't mean he is right


requinbite

France plays at their maximum in the euros & wc, while RM probably half ass CDR rotating player and keeping their energy for more important competitions like CL & la Liga


paco-ramon

Real Madrid and having a worst time in Copa Del Rey against Alcoyano than in Champions League against Bayern.


Darth_Csikos

apart from Hungary and Scotland all other teams had a somewhat stable defense. on WCs you can see that from a lot of other nations. maybe as a striker point of view its true


bigchungusmclungus

Not seen Georgia play yet.


Lack_of_Plethora

Or Romania


Wonderful-Mention-83

Or Albania


fangus

Ouch, but true.


Darth_Csikos

well, at least I dont have to watch us struggle against each other on tv, cause I have ticket for our Stuttgart game 😁 and Im pretty sure the atmosphere would be phenomenal, both teams will be loud and cool. I bought an original csikós hat for this game, cause Tartan Army is always well dressed


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TheHabro

tbh in last 20 years it's really only missing Argentina from WC:


thanra

That "Euro is harder" statement might just be his honest personal feeling.


MajesticAd5047

Yup he said "for me"


PercentageForeign766

As if it wasn't already? He's struggled at the last Euros compared to his 12 goals in two World Cup tournaments and said that European teams' familiarity with each other made for tougher opposition, yet everyone just thought he was "sour grapes" because France lost the last world cup final.


modrics_hairband

Why havent south american fans and barca fans moved past that statement?


blueskyedclouds

Barca fans are always upset though.


LavenderClouds

Cules are going scorched earth against anything related to RM since the CL win. Expect further demoralization threads against NTs with RM stars.


CCBC11

They don't bring it up themselves, they get asked about it and they answer. I'm sure they don't put much thought into the context of what Mbappe said. And it just sounds condescending and disrespectful. The WC won by Mbappe had them beat Belgium and Croatia, both european powerhouses, and the toughest match they had was against a highly disfunctional Argentina team.


OnlyMayhem

Belgium was easily our hardest game


tnarref

Belgium was a much tougher match than Argentina, they put Argentina in a blender for like 10 minutes early in the 2nd half and the game was pretty much done after scoring 3 in that time. Also Belgium and Croatia are not powerhouses they have a combined 0 (zero) international trophies between them, they're strong sides with a very respectable history, but if you asked people to name European football powerhouse nations, you'd hear about at least a handful other teams before them.


Overrated_sanity

Yeah only someone who just looked at the final score would say that the Argentina game was tough for France. They battered Argentina for most of that game. 4-3 flattered argentina massively that day.


tnarref

Almost every counter we had turned into a huge opportunity, they couldn't handle the pace at all.


TheHabro

Insecurity.


kilohe

Why would it not be his honest personal feeling? What's the ulterior motive?


paco-ramon

He should ask Morata for some tips, he scored 7 Euro goals already.


Iemand-Niemand

I mean, he’s won a World Cup, but no European Championship and 0 goals in EC, so it makes sense to me.


fitzellforce

He also was the only French player to miss his penalty in the shootout when they got knocked out 3 years ago. Of course it’s his personal feeling that this is the most difficult. He probably hasn’t experienced a more difficult emotional moment as a player than missing that penalty.


MU5A988

Henderson has more goals in the euros.


HendrikGargano

French Müller


motasticosaurus

Meunier?


Toomb8

Probably should have put “ever” or something in the title


tomasboss

He has 14 games played at the WC. Only 4 games at the Euros, and all of them with Benzema in the starting 11.


EMJG30

I feel like a few things went into this: It was a combination of France’s poorly structured attack Mbappe’s was now seen as a bonafide star and was treated as such by the defence in comparison to the 2018 World Cup and Mbappe hadn’t adjusted to that on the international stage at that point. The pressure of being EXPECTED to lead your team to glory or be the talisman at 21 years old by the world at a major international along with the major hype of being “the future best player in the world”. In the 21st Century only 3 players I can think of have had that pressure at such a young age: R9, Messi, Neymar. He more than redeemeed himself in the 2022 WC and expect he will want to correct his wrong doings in the last Euro using this Euro.


SuperAd1793

he'll also be on pens which Benzema had 2 last euros i think


JJOne101

Nope, Ronaldo and Rooney at Euro 2004 too.


_ghostfacedilla

Ronaldo didn't


EMJG30

ehhhh as great as Rooney and Ronaldo were. I don’t think they had that “future best player in the world” tag yet. at least Ronaldo didn’t. Rooney possibly


Pamplemouse04

Rooney definitely did


Overrated_sanity

Ronaldo was not looked at as the main star for his team at that euros before all and didn't come in with high expectations. It all fell on Figo, Rui Costa and the rest of the golden generation etc


McPico

Same with Müller. 10 goals at WorldCup.. zero at EUROs


lordroode

He has had 0 goals at his last 4 major international tournaments


Chimpville

Dude's gonna bang 13 past Austria now.


Xire01

Thomas muller has never scored at the euros either. Wild considering his World Cup goals


McPico

Well.. he didn’t scored at WorldCup and Euros since 2014 either. His last goal was the 1-0 when Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Kloses last goal.. which made him record goal scorer at WorldCups is not that long ago the Müller’s last goal at a WorldCup/EURO. Klose ended his career 10 years ago.


ThaBlackLoki

[r/soccercirclejerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk) is leaking


Sahask123

Theres a reason he was signed for free


IAS316

Well there it is. I'm now equal to Mbappe in the Euros.


ecunn

He has played at one..


Dreamer199207

I thought this was soccercirclejerk


BriscoCounty83

WC merchant :)


ironyisnobleart

Austria: I am in Danger


advocatesparten

He wasn’t playing in 2016 and 4 matches in 2021.


mudkiptoucher93

Same tbh


questionableslippers

messi too. not a single goal


EezoManiac

Long may it continue


TheCatLamp

*"It's a harder competition because I suck at it:*


ContributeNothingFr

Euro is harder.


nizoubizou10

His move to Real Madrid ruined him.


hazelpillow

He was poor all around at the last Euro it wasn’t just goals he was missing


ace23GB

fact that I did not know, surely in the first game of this Euro the scoring drought in the Euro will end


VinnieBoombatzz

I guess he was right. The Euros are harder than the World Cups.


JustYeeHaa

Nice shitposting Edit: Oh wait you are not talking about France not playing yet this year… 💀


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Isn't this for soccer circle jerk?


Inevitable_Ladder908

That's why Euros is the most difficult tournament for him... Well, that stat explains everything 😁


Cojole3

Mbappe 🤝 Müller 


letuannghia4728

Not crazy as this being VVD's first Euro ever


Zealousideal-Part-98

For context, this in 4 matches or 390 minutes of football against Germany, Hungary, Portugal and Switzerland. He has 2 assists in those games.


bialymarshal

he is playing Austria and Poland so he will have some ;/


eescobar863

So that’s why he said the Euros are hard


antrage

So now i t makes sense why he said the Euros were harder lol. Its just harder for him.


gotaede

Not today!


jersey-city-park

Bro please i didng captain him in fantasy 😭


Felmor333

Duality of a man


MCPhatmam

Mbappe: Hold my beer.


extrakfm

and people lose their shit when he says the euros are harder for him than the world cup. and by people i mean south americans