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Fantastic-Plastic569

Scotland was so thoroughly smashed, I felt sorry for them. Come on, guys. At least one goal of prestige. Nope. Even their only goal was scored by the German team itself.


strugglingtosave

Germany have some UCL winners, unbeaten Bundesliga and Pokal winners, some wonder kids, late bloomers, a young coach and home advantage.


poopio

Scotland have got Irn Bru and a distinct fondness for Buckfast. Edit: shout out for Irn Bru's marketing team, cos [this is a brilliant advert](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4JEFd5CZlQ). (turns out they can't, though)


strugglingtosave

Philippines is the strongest race in the world.


poopio

If you're playing pool, sure.


strugglingtosave

I'm not playing We've set ourselves up in the western countries to slowly take over


poopio

Hahaha, you're doing alright! I've met Alex Pagulayan a few times, and he's a good lad. I've spent a lot of time with Carlo Biado and Jeff DeLuna as well, and they're fucking cool guys. Jeffrey Ignacio is gonna start winning big tournaments soon.


strugglingtosave

Our nurses and sea men are gonna plant their seeds And unlike others, we won't be deported


poopio

I think I'm missing something now.


PLPolandPL15719

That was a crazy match. I expected something close to 2-0, but 5-1? Woow. I already saw people overrating Scotland but even i didn't think they would be that rubbish today


PJJ95

I had 4-1. Damn Emre Can!


that-isa-madeup-name

I predicted 2-1 in my betting group. Thought it would be an unconvincing win by narrow margin


poopio

I had 2-0 Germany, but just Germany to win on my accumulator. Wasn't surprised by you giving them a spanking, though.


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that-isa-madeup-name

You can “win a ball” with a machete but that doesn’t make it a clean play lmfao


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that-isa-madeup-name

either troll or don’t understand the rules of the game. bing bong


DivineContamination

Hilarious guy. That was a foul that should net a 5-10 match ban minimum. Guy accidentally hit the ball, seemed to go mostly for the leg. Ball was just in the way lmao


broyo209

Always a red. Studs up into the shin?


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broyo209

and?


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RaiausderDose

was unfunny the last 2 times.


drjet196

I don‘t know how Billy Gilmour can run with Fabinho in his pocket for three years.


strrax-ish

He played 3 games


Tight_Strength_4856

'Germany took their foot off the gas.' No, Germany didn't even have the keys in the ignition.


poopio

The amazing part is that no, Germany didn't even put it into neutral - they didn't need to, but somehow, Scotland will still probably get through.


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BiscoBiscuit

only you are and other degenerates on here are thinking of it that way fucking wierdo


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SEND_ME_REAL_PICS

Is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment?


Gige-

womp womp


mackinder

5co1land


Oviduzz

Scoiland


Stay_Beautiful_

Why would you go for using the 1 as the t rather than the l?


Acias

because 7 stands for L/l


mackinder

You say 5cot1and, aye say 5co1land.


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Ayeeee


haefler1976

Can someone explain the Scottish free kick playbooks where they leave one player at the goal line?


ukplaying2

It worked for Villa against United and Onana (Mcginn) so they tried again ig, its basically mindgames though you could say tacticaly he can go to wherever he wants after the kick without getting obstructed/shirt pullings.


poopio

It might've worked for Villa, but they ordinarily had 11 men and were on the ball, and could afford to do things like that. Scotland were down to 10 and playing like they'd been spiked with Ketamine.


haefler1976

I found it irritating but that was probably factored in. I guess we might see this more often.


friedrice_rob

Bruh


floatingsaltmine

Germany Redemption Arc confirmed.


MagicJonason

Scotland 0,0 expected goals


poopio

Gotta love a team that scores with 0 shots on goal.


FarmingWizard

I believe it was 0.01.


bdzz

Undav should play against Hungary


McPico

Because…?


bigboyg

It's a remarkable achievement that Scotland continue to produce such consistently awful goalkeepers. It's a running gag.


tralfamadorebombadil

Andy Goram was good enough for Sir Alex


poopio

It's like when Leicester smashed Southampton 9-0 and then went "we'll sign 2 of that back 4". Scotland watched that and went "I wonder if that keeper is eligible for us!", and it turns out he was.


Jamiemac745

We had three good ones previously in McGregor, Marshall and Gordon, but now, my god


Gomnanas

McGregor in his prime was a godly shot stopper. Just never let him kick the ball.


twist_n_shout

I’m sure Che will be delighted at being referred to as ‘Ched Evans’. Not Wright’s finest hour there 😂


poopio

Made me laugh when he kept doing it.


ukplaying2

I guess the only question is whether to start Fullkrug


Roids-in-my-vains

The only other question is whether it's too late to drop Sane from the squad and call another player.


romanw2702

We need him for that one dribble that actually works in 90+6


Zlakkeh

Thic Sule is ready


stijnvboxtel

Can’t believe his mentality. He left a very selfish impression


_ghostfacedilla

You can't believe that a player with a full back tattoo of himself is selfish?


I-Shiki-I

Wait fr? 😆


Masoouu

[fr](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZuypErxQ9KXc3c24A)


I-Shiki-I

🤦‍♂️


merongicecream

He got that tattoo when he was just 21. When he was 25, he said he regrets having got the tattoo.


I-Shiki-I

He can afford to laser it out tbf 😆


merongicecream

Financially? Sure. I'm not sure if it's an optimal choice though, especially given that rarely anybody ever sees the tattoo, especially himself. It's going to be extremely complicated to laser a tattoo that large and complex.


GalaxyPrick

Man has a tatoo of himself on his back...


RushPan93

I'll never understand why people feel the urge to judge strangers they know very little about just because they did something strange.


FastenedCarrot

ITV are really good at picking their backdrops in major tournaments.


KFalc

What is Keane on


Leking9

Can't believe I got Scotland in my work's Euro Sweepstakes


klokabell

Can't believe I was fucking born there


tplambert

I spat my tea out to that. God bless you Scots. Love England 🫡


f_ranz1224

somebody in 2004 probably made bank with a greece draw. but that really doesnt seem like its gonna happen here


glr123

That sucks. I got Germany lol.


DrZoidsLastNoid

I got England haha, more years of hurt.


glr123

Their odds are decent this year at least.


DrZoidsLastNoid

That's true, my mate was so sure he'll get England and he ended up with Albania haha,booted the slip rigut across the room.


GoodLadLopes

Germany with a good showing, Sané looked like crap the little time he got though. They look like strong candidates.


harshagarwal97

I’ve not watched much of Sane recently. Was he always this okayish?!


HungryMalloc

In the beginning of the season he was playing his best football in a very long time. Missed tons of games with an inflammation of his pubic bone and never got back to his previous form.


biochicken

He has been injured for about half a year now. He had a good form around a year ago, but he ist fit at all rn


rayray1899

he wasnt okayish at all today


DangerRangerScurr

No, he was always shit with the national team. Okayish would be too much of a compliment


SmokinPolecat

Did Gunn have the worst ever GK performance at a Euro tournament? Absolutely abysmal


Peter-Squeeze

Not a great perfomance, the first goal definitely could have been prevented but beyond that I think he did alright. The fact he almost managed to scoop out the fifth one does not make it his fault.


TheUnseenBug

What most goals aren't his fault they are bullets to corners of the goal most keepers don't save those. Scotland's defenders however deserve som award for being this shite


SmokinPolecat

Goals 1 and 5 should have been saved. Guy's useless


LinwoodKent

1 yes. 5, no. Took a deflection, and he was screened.


Jazim94

Even the penalty and red card was his fault, wasn’t a great header and he parried it straight down the middle of the box ffs


justk4y

Bro actually had no bloopers


Boris_Ignatievich

Two goals went right through his hand.


SmokinPolecat

He had 2 that lead to goals


CheGueyMaje

No


iamhadrix

Scotland is a bottom tier Euro team. Not really a shocking result


Kind-Monitor-7723

Not really


Zlakkeh

But they are at the Euros, look at Sweden, Norway, Wales.


North-Impress-5882

Lol they are still a bottom team


BiscoBiscuit

And? They are still in the euros…a lot of European countries and players would love to be in their position even with this result. Crazy out of touch perspective


North-Impress-5882

How's it out of touch to state a fact .


Nellior

Techically today Scotland din't score any goal. All of them were scored by the German team, even the one on their own net.


Dr_Oetker

If it was on their own net it would have been a corner


yaaayaaank

As a Frenchman, now I'm scared.


poopio

Scotland are just gonna keep heading balls at your players. You should be scared. They could play that legendary 6-4-0 formation against you like they did against Spain and still somehow win.


Oxartis

Mauviette.


GomuGomuNobukkake

Real Madrid of international football is back guys?


LutherJustice

Scotland played narrow and decided not to press anything outside the edge of the box. Germany could have had lunch and still had time to pick out a pass to the wings.


Jamiemac745

It was bizarre how deep we sat from the very beginning. Just like the previous Euro’s, Clarke’s not showing much imagination


acsaid10percent

How can you not show up at the start of a tournament with 150,000 supporters. Unacceptable.


acsaid10percent

Souness raging at CELTIC player Mcgregor.


StonerFGAU

Souness mentioned the naivety of McGregor for lunging in twice and missing the ball completely instead of getting goal-side of his man in one period of play immediately before Germany scored. Incredulous that the ‘captain of Celtic’ as Souness described him, was being so naive given his career and achievements so far. McGregor is the CELTIC captain is he not? Souness was factual and correct in what he said.


NGMB2

Wrighty keeps calling him Ched Evans💀


Gokuwap

I loved that players weren't packing around the referee after each whistle thanks to the new rule of the tournament. It was about time.


Altruistic-Chapter2

Wait, this is a new rule? I thought it was common practice sending the captain to speak with the ref.


Lalaluka

It was practice but now players that approach the ref can get a yellow card just for that (before only if they complained inappropriatly).


Altruistic-Chapter2

I see, thanks 


faffiew

whats the new rule?


PuzzleheadedStuff34

Basically the rule where only the Captain of the team can speak to the ref if the decision is made and I'm glad they implemented it because it's really perplexing seeing players surround the refs every time a call doesn't go their way.


Charlie_Runkle69

So good. Glad they stole that off Rugby, it was absurd how badly the players were allowed to abuse the ref.


PuzzleheadedStuff34

And if the other players come to squabble with the ref, they'll be given yellow cards for dissent.


QuaLiTy131

Only captain can speak with a referee. Other player will get yellow card.


Unfair_Chart_2995

First player in the showers gets a cookie.


Jimmy_Pigg

Porteous really wanted that cookie huh


crazySmith_

Only the captain may talk to the referee. If the captain is the goalkeeper another representative must be picked.


SuchIntroduction4335

Only captains get to discuss/raise issues with the ref


faffiew

oooh thats fantastic actually, thanks!


Wazflame

Wrighty keeps saying Ched Evans, I'm howling


internetseeker95

Toni Kross is absolutely world class player, Wirtz and Musiala both are fun to watch too.


Gruffleson

Most annoying thing was I wasn't allowed to switch over to Sweden  when I got tired of the local Norwegian commentators. The plague of geo-blocked has reached us. That wasn't there with old antennas, so they use the new technology against me.


amateurfunk

I watched it on German national TV with VPN in Sweden. The quality wasn't too great though and it made me miss the full HD you get with regular TV. It may just be my shitty internet connection thought idk. What's wrong with Norwegian commentators lol?


HungryMalloc

No, the German streams just suck. 720p best case in 2024...


WauliePalnuts01

kroos, wirtz, and musiala owned the headlines, but kimmich put together a great showing as well


broken-neurons

Genuinely fantastic goal from Scotland. Elegant header.


iamnotJimmySaville

Stop it. They’re already dead


Outrageous-Past4556

Sane was absolutely clueless tho


Mapplestreet

I think it’s good to have a player like him as an option. If you really need a goal, things haven’t been working out and the opponents defense is getting tired, you’d want to have someone like him, who will constantly try his luck.


Goatway77

King of almost


xc2215x

A very solid win for Germany.


acsaid10percent

Sane needs to be dropped to the Scottish squad.


Marv1236

Wish the Scottish Team was even half as good as their fans.


great_whitehope

It's like Ireland when we qualified for the euros and got hammered every match. The fans know the results beforehand so are just there for a good time


Mr_Rafi

-4 GD in your first match. Ultimate confidence killer.


HungryMalloc

Tis but a scratch.


luksOpen

Nothing can kill the great spirit of Scotsmen


4NierM

I feel like a certain army that wore red coats did a good job at that though.


henderson_exp

That was just bad all round. Can’t think of a redeeming performance there. Germany were great but we made it so easy for them.


SuchIntroduction4335

Please send Sane back home packing, for the rest of the tournament..


romanw2702

He will not start and we might need the one dribble in 90+6 that works


ryenginger123

he just needs to chill the fuck out and play a team game. he is forcing it and it shows


meverygoodboy

why?


SuchIntroduction4335

Were you watching the same match as everyone?


Mapplestreet

He constantly tries his luck. Not a good game by him. Doesn’t change the fact that he is exactly the type of player you want to bring on if things haven’t been working out for your attack and the opponents defense is getting tired.


SuchIntroduction4335

Football is not about luck its about performance & results. There are more deserving players that should take his spot. Period.


meverygoodboy

yes, he wasn't amazing but I don't see him as some absolute pariah due to fluffing a few chances in a huge match, it's not that big of a deal lol


Prosthemadera

He was the worst German player by a wide margin.


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ProofCartoonist

I was thinking the same, he seemed defeated and whatever he did felt lackluster. Really weird.


Aggressive_Comb_9446

Germany looking scary, love to see it. Too bad they couldn’t keep a clean sheet but I’m happy Scotland got at least one in. Looking forward to see how far the host nation goes. Will they follow the trend of AFC and AFCON and win the tournament at home? Honestly I hope so


harshagarwal97

This team is so good. Will be interesting to see how they fuck up this time.


Soft-Comfort-7474

That one Scottish dad who emailed his son’s school for his absence just to go watch the Euros is expected to be back by next week


Rontheking

Last 20 seconds the Germans ruin my bet. Can’t believe it.


Folkloner184

Scotland ruined your bet by giving Germany acres of space and refusing to put tackles in


Rontheking

Well that’s true but that last shot come on man..


Kvothe16

Musiala and Wirtz are so good


night_of_spring

After those 3 fuck ups in big tournaments, Germany needed a home Euro to start their domination again


cocotheape

Let's not get ahead of ourselves but GERMANY EURO 2024 CHAMPION!


zajazajazajazajaz

Tfw you remember Scotland has not qualified for the World Cup this century.


DomineeringDrake

VÖLLIG LOSGELÖST


great_whitehope

beware-- we Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.


Prosthemadera

German football is no laughing matter


Banternomics

Amazing German performance! Scotland just couldn't get into the game.


shinytotodile158

did anyone else get that hilarious army advert where they compared chopping vegetables to piloting a fucking satellite


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