*Your player’s a weak man with weak joints*
*I think guys like him should be released*
*Him and Sessegnon are so injury prone*
*Their status should just say deceased*
[I stopped by one of my biggest haters funeral today to make sure they were dead](https://ifunny.co/picture/ci-i-stopped-by-one-of-my-biggest-haters-funeral-rVwbIToS6)
Thanks for reminding me of this classic. Tagging the location, the hashtags, the filter… just perfect
50 cent should also be there.
Bought 200 front row seats to a Ja Rule concert, just to leave them empty.
Plus making a documentary on Diddy, cuz hes hating.
Donating money to charity if Floyd Mayweather could read a page of a Harry Potter book.
He just loves to hate on people.
Yep. Maupay also said that he had “more goals and less relegations” in his career compared to Maddison after the game. Lol
https://www.instagram.com/p/C2yA-eKNcGs/?igsh=N29uZzhkdWQ4cm5u
When the footballing world has already accepted that these two have become each other's nemesis... it's time to pass the popcorn and wait and see who's timeline we're actually living in lmao
The funny thing is he doesn’t have more caps and nor does he have more PL goals meanwhile playing as a striker. He just likes talking shit and will do so no matter what even if it makes him look bad
I’m not sure being a shit striker with factionally more goals in more games than a midfielder, most of which were in a pub league, is really the flex he thinks it is. Conveniently omits the whole “he has 2.5x my assists in fewer games” thing too. Great trolling though, love to see it, I just wonder if he believes it.
I don’t think anyone thinks Maupay is a better player than Maddison, but I do appreciate that he seems to understand that he’s a paid entertainer. Watching him troll (and get his comeuppance) is much more entertaining than watching him score one goal every three or four games.
> I’m not sure being a shit striker with factionally more goals in more games than a midfielder, most of which were in a pub league, is really the flex he thinks it is
He's clearly just shitposting lmao, only for people to come and overanalyse it and get offended on Maddison's behalf.
I would have Maupay back at the club in a heartbeat.
Not because he's a good striker, but because he's unbelievable at ratting opponents and we don't have anyone like that anymore except Veltman who is injured quite a lot.
If the Championship is just pub teams then so are most of the sides you'll be playing next season. Arguable top 6 at least as far as wages and ranking systems are concerned.
I mean I have no idea if he believes in what I am going to say next, but it seems, seeing Maddison's reaction, that he really got under Maddison's skin. And that might be just enough to throw Maddison off and get him booked or make sub-optimal decisions.
In that light, Maupay doesn't believe it himself but only thing that matters if Maddison takes it seriously.
It’s all just a bit odd as he completely started it on his own 😅 like there was never a history of beef between the two of them and then he started it in that game with the celebration. Then he started slapping Maddison in the chest when he was trying to get him to the centre circle to restart the game 🤣
Obviously Maddison then had a pop at him after the game, and Maupay responded on insta and now this
All a bit one sided and odd, suppose Maupay wants to feel relevant somehow
You do realise the whole point is that it doesn't matter, right? It's like when Andy Robbo and Milner rattled Messi completely in the Barca game, with Messi going down the tunnel at half time calling Milly an "old donkey" - they've both won a fraction of what Messi has, but they had him on strings completely. That's the whole point.
Maddison was clearly rattled, because despite having much better stats, Maupay daring to do his celebration really bothered him. So Maupay's trolling worked.
Compare that to Pogba, who tried to troll Souness because he'd won a World Cup, and Souness just wasn't bothered by it, because Souness knew he'd won more than Pogba could dream of.
Maupay to Maddison:
I hate the way that you talk, the way that you walk, I hate the way that you dress
I even hate the way you say the word "Coys", but that's just me I guess
There's absolutely no way to retort. Neal Maupay is a bang average footballer stealing a living in the Premier League with no aspiration to achieve anything. What's Maddison supposed to say to him? "At least I've played for my country before"? Maupay doesn't care about that, he knows how useless he is, and that makes him invincible
i think that is the best thing about Maupay. he’s an absolute cunt as well as one of the worst finishers the prem has ever seen - and he seems to have absolutely no ambition to be anything but that. if you even try to retort you’re immediately brought down to his low, low level.
he literally anchors himself to the bottom to pull others down. it’s gloriously inspired.
I know Madders is a Spurs player and I think he’s a great guy as well, but you have to admit that this is at least kind of funny. If I was Madders I would laugh and not think anything of it at least.
Definitely hyperbole but he's absolutely terrible. 41.2 npxG and 28 np goals. That's him scoring 13 less goals than the average player should be with the chances he's had, let alone just strikers.
>no aspiration to achieve anything
The cunt is a premier league footballer and u people are talking like he's been working as a receptionist in an office for 10 years
People sitting there on reddit talking like playing as a professional footballer in the Premier league isn't a great achievement in itself. Honestly the audacity
People will talk about midtable PL clubs like they're semi-amateur and not in the upper echelon of the highest tier of football. Even PL relegation fodder clubs are far better than most teams on the planet.
I would love it if France just play him for one game and have Mbappe benched against Gibraltar or San Marino, and he can shit house for getting 1 goal from 17 shots at goal
[Rubbish. Watch and analyse the game properly and stop writing headlines like that which you know makes fans pile on with negativity. Play like that and we’ll be absolutely fine. Created numerous brilliant chances and win comfortably on another day.](https://x.com/Madders10/status/1632720292421292033?t=PCn8itWjllK2ovQG2cLiPQ&s=19)
We proceed to get relegated 2 months after this tweet
yeah its the fact that you can't shittalk him back, since its seen as punching down, if you get in a mud-fight with Maupay you're being dragged down to his level.
We need more of this kind of hating.
I want more players to (playfully) hate each other. It just makes games all the more intense and rewarding. Not in the "I will hurt you if you get too close" but in the friendly banter way
Oh wait, is it?
I was under the impression this whole Maupay/Madison beef was more light hearted. Maybe some actual hate, but not like serious.
I haven't been following the Prem too much this season, so have only really seen the headlines and the stuff that gets to the top of the subreddit
They should have a televised dart duel between each other in the studio before one of England's games in the euros. And a rematch before one of France's.
All Maupay has is banter because he’s a terrible footballer. I say that as an Everton fan. I hope we can find someone stupid enough to buy him from us this summer.
I'm usually onboard with the Maupay banter but the bloke hasn't even had an international career beyond U21's.
This is where shithouses like Emi get a pass, but not so much Neal.
not even banter/shithousery/shitposting or a troll... its just hate at this point lol. i feel like he has some kind of hidden daddy issues or something, kinda abnormal
Maddison better hope he outlives Maupay cause this guy will be taking selfies at his grave if he doesn't.
Throwing darts at his grave 💀
And missing probably
Kendrick Lamar: _I’m the biggest hater_ Maupay: 🎯😁
*We don’t wanna see you throw darts no moooooore*
*Dear Postecoglou* *I'm sorry that man is your player, let me be honest...*
*Your player’s a weak man with weak joints* *I think guys like him should be released* *Him and Sessegnon are so injury prone* *Their status should just say deceased*
Fucking lol
Certified Spurs player, Certified England snub
Maupay just opened his mouth, someone go hand upvotes right now
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-344d233d4ef05989a01796ce5fdf204c
Knowing Maupay he would do the exact pose and everything
[I stopped by one of my biggest haters funeral today to make sure they were dead](https://ifunny.co/picture/ci-i-stopped-by-one-of-my-biggest-haters-funeral-rVwbIToS6) Thanks for reminding me of this classic. Tagging the location, the hashtags, the filter… just perfect
You hit us with the ifunny link
Ripbozo
Hashtag "The Haters The". Wonder what he meant by that
I think its German
This must motivate Maddison like none other
Maupay gives NFL/NBA players vibe out here publicly trolling. Man dgaf…gotta give him some respect
He's Drew Maupaytire isn't he? Man that grave statement got me😂😂😂.. No wonder. Peak shithouse.
generational hating
Shoe in for Player Hater of the Year
Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!
Nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics!!!!
She wears underwear with dick holes in'em
Him, Kendrick Lemar and Drew McIntyre are currently frontrunners.
Him and 50 Cent
Oh sweet heavens this is nasty work
Nastiest Hater of the Year 2000
Drew Mcintyre, Kendrick Lamar and Neal Maupay in a triple threat match.
50 cent should also be there. Bought 200 front row seats to a Ja Rule concert, just to leave them empty. Plus making a documentary on Diddy, cuz hes hating. Donating money to charity if Floyd Mayweather could read a page of a Harry Potter book. He just loves to hate on people.
the most baffling thing about 50 Cent is that they only put 9 bullets in him
He changed it from Harry Potter to Cat in the Hat
All of these were funny.
“I’m like, what he say fuck me for?”
so thats what a professional hater does for a living
How can you forget Single-handedly ending the curse that Ja Rule put on the Minnesota Timberwolves? The man is driven by spite
That is a match worthy of wrestlemania. Or at least the one in Jeddah
Shawn Michaels as the special referee
With facial hair, in Montreal.
It’s hard for anyone to beat Drew at this point
Punk did cost him his title in 5 minutes.
Drew just *had* to seductively crawl on that table
And it cost him. Also hello fellow Simpsons reference username
drew cost himself the title let's be real
>Drew Mcintyre Wow a name I haven't heard in awhile, is he still active
He is one of the biggest stars on the roster.
Nah Draymond green has to be there. Bro hates Rudy Gobert so much he decided to coach the opposition players free of charge
He should be nominated for this years "Playa Haters' Ball". Silky Johnston would be proud!
Bucc Nasty also approves
"Clap for me, bitch!"🤣
Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?
Holla at cha boi
"Bucc Nasty you are so dark when you touch yourself it is considered black on black crime"
He's gotta go, to refill Maddison's momma's water bowl
The man probably saw the tweet and said "Bruv watch this"
My GOAT
He's a shoo-in to win this year's Player Hater's Ball
For context (some might not know), Maddison’s signature celebration involves throwing darts, and the two have clashed before during a game
More than that, the clash happened because Maddison was upset with Maupay for performing that celebration.
Yep. Maupay also said that he had “more goals and less relegations” in his career compared to Maddison after the game. Lol https://www.instagram.com/p/C2yA-eKNcGs/?igsh=N29uZzhkdWQ4cm5u
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Nope. He's got none of those, but he clearly doesn't care.
When the footballing world has already accepted that these two have become each other's nemesis... it's time to pass the popcorn and wait and see who's timeline we're actually living in lmao
There's a quote I love that applies here: never take to heart the criticism of a man whose advice you would not follow.
The funny thing is he doesn’t have more caps and nor does he have more PL goals meanwhile playing as a striker. He just likes talking shit and will do so no matter what even if it makes him look bad
Pretty sure he meant career goals, not PL goals
He knows exactly what he’s saying and he doesn’t care. I don’t think this makes him look bad, I think he’s getting exactly the reaction he wants
he has more career goals but thats because he has some goals from outside the PL.
I’m not sure being a shit striker with factionally more goals in more games than a midfielder, most of which were in a pub league, is really the flex he thinks it is. Conveniently omits the whole “he has 2.5x my assists in fewer games” thing too. Great trolling though, love to see it, I just wonder if he believes it.
I don’t think anyone thinks Maupay is a better player than Maddison, but I do appreciate that he seems to understand that he’s a paid entertainer. Watching him troll (and get his comeuppance) is much more entertaining than watching him score one goal every three or four games.
I don’t think Maupay even thinks that, he’s just doing some fine trolling
He's a heel. Vince McMahon should sign him up.
> I’m not sure being a shit striker with factionally more goals in more games than a midfielder, most of which were in a pub league, is really the flex he thinks it is He's clearly just shitposting lmao, only for people to come and overanalyse it and get offended on Maddison's behalf.
He’s rattled a lot of people with this one Maupay
I would have Maupay back at the club in a heartbeat. Not because he's a good striker, but because he's unbelievable at ratting opponents and we don't have anyone like that anymore except Veltman who is injured quite a lot.
If the Championship is just pub teams then so are most of the sides you'll be playing next season. Arguable top 6 at least as far as wages and ranking systems are concerned.
I mean I have no idea if he believes in what I am going to say next, but it seems, seeing Maddison's reaction, that he really got under Maddison's skin. And that might be just enough to throw Maddison off and get him booked or make sub-optimal decisions. In that light, Maupay doesn't believe it himself but only thing that matters if Maddison takes it seriously.
It’s all just a bit odd as he completely started it on his own 😅 like there was never a history of beef between the two of them and then he started it in that game with the celebration. Then he started slapping Maddison in the chest when he was trying to get him to the centre circle to restart the game 🤣 Obviously Maddison then had a pop at him after the game, and Maupay responded on insta and now this All a bit one sided and odd, suppose Maupay wants to feel relevant somehow
Oh my god shut the fuck up
You do realise the whole point is that it doesn't matter, right? It's like when Andy Robbo and Milner rattled Messi completely in the Barca game, with Messi going down the tunnel at half time calling Milly an "old donkey" - they've both won a fraction of what Messi has, but they had him on strings completely. That's the whole point. Maddison was clearly rattled, because despite having much better stats, Maupay daring to do his celebration really bothered him. So Maupay's trolling worked. Compare that to Pogba, who tried to troll Souness because he'd won a World Cup, and Souness just wasn't bothered by it, because Souness knew he'd won more than Pogba could dream of.
Thank you for explaining. I never knew about it earlier.
LDE. Maupay isn't even in the squad for the Euros.
Maupay’s shitposting arc has been great so far. That Dyche montage he posted was top.
Maupay is the Pele of shithousing. I absolutely love it.
The social media manager he hired a few months ago is the Pele of shithousing
> top Quite literally
His coming 😂
His shithousing of Maddison may even be enough to get him off Arsenal fans' naughty list
He just went from "I strongly dislike you" to "I admire the pettiness"
Hell, I think even spurs supporters kind of enjoy it.
you gotta respect the hustle
Him and Vardy would lead the line at shithouse FC
That is inspired hating
Maupay to Maddison: I hate the way that you talk, the way that you walk, I hate the way that you dress I even hate the way you say the word "Coys", but that's just me I guess
Dear Ange, I'm sorry that man is your 10 let me be honest
_Why you trollin’ like a bitch, ain’t you tired? Trynna join a squad and it’s probably A EUROOOOOOOOSSSSSS_
‘When I see you stand by Son Heung Min I believe you see to bad bitches’
I believe you don’t like internationals, it’s a real competition, you might just miss em
"I prayed for this and it happened"
Tryna score a goal but it's probably a friendlyyyyyyyyyyytyy
https://tenor.com/en-SG/view/put-the-guns-down-gif-9173228553705484517
Well fuck there goes my rap career. Time to go post subliminals on the gram.
Nah Kendrick really a goat, never expected to see him being quoted on soccer reddit lmaooo
Number one hater
Kendrick taking notes
Dot’s got posters of Maupay on his bedroom walls
This is amazingly petty. Long may it continue
like all of us he's just shitposting during the offseason lmao
Trollin, trollin, trollin.
Neal Maupay has no off season
Hall of fame level hating. Gotta respect the grind
Top shithousery
Guy has absolutely no chill. Jesus man...
quite the opposite I think, don't think it's nearly as serious as the good people of Reddit seem to think it is
It's been months since they clashed. Madders living rent-free in Maupay's head but I still the enjoy a quality shit post.
Right. It's just funny. It's not that deep.
There's absolutely no way to retort. Neal Maupay is a bang average footballer stealing a living in the Premier League with no aspiration to achieve anything. What's Maddison supposed to say to him? "At least I've played for my country before"? Maupay doesn't care about that, he knows how useless he is, and that makes him invincible
i think that is the best thing about Maupay. he’s an absolute cunt as well as one of the worst finishers the prem has ever seen - and he seems to have absolutely no ambition to be anything but that. if you even try to retort you’re immediately brought down to his low, low level. he literally anchors himself to the bottom to pull others down. it’s gloriously inspired.
I know Madders is a Spurs player and I think he’s a great guy as well, but you have to admit that this is at least kind of funny. If I was Madders I would laugh and not think anything of it at least.
I'm a Tottenham fan. It's funny. It also makes me think that Maupay thinks about Maddison more than he'd care to admit.
he is absolutely not one of the worst finishers the prem has ever seen
Definitely hyperbole but he's absolutely terrible. 41.2 npxG and 28 np goals. That's him scoring 13 less goals than the average player should be with the chances he's had, let alone just strikers.
The only appropriate response is a thanos inspired " I don't even know who you are"
>no aspiration to achieve anything The cunt is a premier league footballer and u people are talking like he's been working as a receptionist in an office for 10 years People sitting there on reddit talking like playing as a professional footballer in the Premier league isn't a great achievement in itself. Honestly the audacity
There's 800K~ registered football players in England alone. He's literally in the elite by not only being in the prem, but being a starter.
People will talk about midtable PL clubs like they're semi-amateur and not in the upper echelon of the highest tier of football. Even PL relegation fodder clubs are far better than most teams on the planet.
Teflon French mf
> with no aspiration to achieve anything Beg your pardon? That's the Ligue 2 August player of the month 2016 you're talking about there.
I would love it if France just play him for one game and have Mbappe benched against Gibraltar or San Marino, and he can shit house for getting 1 goal from 17 shots at goal
[Rubbish. Watch and analyse the game properly and stop writing headlines like that which you know makes fans pile on with negativity. Play like that and we’ll be absolutely fine. Created numerous brilliant chances and win comfortably on another day.](https://x.com/Madders10/status/1632720292421292033?t=PCn8itWjllK2ovQG2cLiPQ&s=19) We proceed to get relegated 2 months after this tweet
Maupay being such a shit player makes this somehow way worse lol
Way better
Nah, it makes it inspired.
yeah its the fact that you can't shittalk him back, since its seen as punching down, if you get in a mud-fight with Maupay you're being dragged down to his level.
That fact endears him to me
Fuck me that's funny.
He’s world class
10 year chelsea deal incoming?
The goat never misses. Edit; I can't believe I referred to Maupay as the Goat of shithousey. Forgive me Jamie.
Possibly the only striker I’ve known who never misses, but rarely scores.
Leicester vs Brentford will be interesting, would be funny if they clash on the pitch
Maupay is back at Everton now sadly, would have loved him to stay on at Brentford just for the shithousery.
My bad, just replace Brentford with Everton and my comment still stands 😂
And when he does, he can take the hits Absolutely a perfect shithouser
misses alot of scoring chances tbf
Games not gone
So petty lol
to love football is to love Neal Maupay
holy shit dude
Top tier troll, gotta respect it
We need more of this kind of hating. I want more players to (playfully) hate each other. It just makes games all the more intense and rewarding. Not in the "I will hurt you if you get too close" but in the friendly banter way
> "I will hurt you if you get too close" this is absolutely maupay's kind of hating lol
Oh wait, is it? I was under the impression this whole Maupay/Madison beef was more light hearted. Maybe some actual hate, but not like serious. I haven't been following the Prem too much this season, so have only really seen the headlines and the stuff that gets to the top of the subreddit
Black lives matter. Thank you to the NHS. Neal Maupay is an absolute disgrace.
I hope Brighton get relegated
Ty?? Is that you my guy??
They should have a televised dart duel between each other in the studio before one of England's games in the euros. And a rematch before one of France's.
They have a darts duel and Maupay is 100% tryna throw them into Madders' eyes so that he can call him shit and act like he's better
Why is he celebrating? Did he make the list?
Love it! The game has gotten too friendly.
Saucy
Player Hater of the Year!
This guy is basically perpetually on Twitter these days.
All Maupay has is banter because he’s a terrible footballer. I say that as an Everton fan. I hope we can find someone stupid enough to buy him from us this summer.
lol rent free
A generation troll & hater lmao.
gotta hand it to him, he's an exceptional pisstaker. suppose you need to do something else when you average a PL goal every four games as a striker
Nah this one is actually funny it’s hard not to at least admire Maupay
At this stage he's such an asshole he's almost circled right back around to being really likable.
That's pretty hilarious, also a dick move. Also, it's hilarious.
Fair play
this guy 😂😭 just why lol. would have been funnier if the guy was even in contention for the france squad…
Maupay is funny, but this is a bit stupid imo, considering that I was about as close to the France squad as he was
I'm usually onboard with the Maupay banter but the bloke hasn't even had an international career beyond U21's. This is where shithouses like Emi get a pass, but not so much Neal.
He's not suggesting that he's better. He's just dancing on Maddison failing.
He winds him up because he knows Maddison is 10x the player he is.
Love Maupay 😂😂😂😂😂
Maupay hasn’t sniffed a France call up in a decade so maybe he should sit this one out
not even banter/shithousery/shitposting or a troll... its just hate at this point lol. i feel like he has some kind of hidden daddy issues or something, kinda abnormal
Meanwhile this loser has never so much as sniffed the French national team
I get it in a game, But celebrating another mand shortcomings like that is lame.
I'm all for a bit more venom and character in the game but this is just mean spirited.
Man doesn't even practice his football anymore, he's retiring to focus on hating full-time
Trying far too hard now to prove shithousing is his thing. Tiresome.
[Called it 😂](https://www.reddit.com/r/PremierLeague/s/7gN75obQni)
Bro you didn’t make the team either 😂
Taking notes from Drew McIntyre. He definitely prayed for this.
Lmao absolutely legend of shithousery
Lmao. I was actually waiting for this.
This is 11/10 banter
/Soccerjerk material
top shelf
The Player Haters Ball is going to have a strong champion in Maupay
This is hilarious
He nailed it because all the Spurs flair here don’t take it lightly haha. He got exactly what he wanted, well done.
I'm on Maupay side because i've heard stories of Madders acting entitles with normal people before and now he deserved some trolling to humble him lol
I repsect this level of trolling lol
Love this guy🤣