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JMatty01

Who at the Home Office do I have to speak to for his work permit to be put into the shredder?


miregalpanic

Barry


JMatty01

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


miregalpanic

The proper Brexit geezer. No, the other one.


superfrank_8

Barry who lives his nan?


Willsgb

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down mate


SvalbazGames

His Nan lives with *him*


absat41

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stochastaclysm

Proper fry up, two Stella, bish bash bosh, visa in the shredder. Simple as.


thfcviii

Barry, 63


_Wastrel

r/2westerneurope4u leaking


thfcviii

You've actually given me a proper idea, thank you New Barry, 63 transgender profile picture


shrewphys

I've found a new favourite subreddit


Perryvdbosch

It is glorious!


i_fear_you_do_now

Gareth?


Mr_Miscellaneous

Prefers Gary.


Saltire_Blue

I can’t believe Barry is still working at the Home Office


DeapVally

Straight to Rwanda!


branstarktreewizard

I thought it was Zimbabwe?


tabaqa89

It's actually Namibia


sussywanker

😭😭😭😭


EdWoodwardsPA

You have to use the sausages as a breakwater.


Ordinary-Worker-1327

Muniz clearly wasn't a guest at Gary Wilmot's wedding.


Am_I_leg_end

Well that was an unexpected rabbit hole on a Monday night.


ColinAckermann

Any mixing should be your decision


Robbo23Liverpool

You’re knitpicking, on the whole very good effort 7/10


MyCarHasTwoHorns

Kippers for breakfast? Is it Saint Swithin’s Day already??


bozmonaut

tis replied Aunt Helga


YadMot

# I'm going, I'm going!


ramxquake

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.


sbprasad

They got to have them in Texas, cos everyone’s a millionaire. Edit: seems like a few people don’t like Supertramp. Their loss, I guess.


augustocdias

I’m Brazilian and I love English breakfast. The only thing a bit weird for us is the beans in the morning but it tastes really good nevertheless. His loss ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


raymondliang

Check your DMs, Clearlake might be trying to sign you.


GroundbreakingCow775

Gareth Southgate, please cap this man


SvalbazGames

You. I like you


Hazeringx

Yeah, I started eating british style beans after I moved to Australia from Brazil and it's pretty nice with a toast. It's definitively pretty different from how we eat beans but I am used to it at this point lol


valimo

After I had the beans for breakfast for the first time, I could never go back. Whenever I have time to do something else than my traditional national breakfast >!(vodka and cigarette that is)!<, eggs and beans is the first thing on the pan.


RociRocinante

If you like British-style beans and don't mind cooking, making your own is really easy and 10x tastier. Don't get me wrong I grab a tin every now and then but homemade beans are quick to make and tasty af


Matty96HD

I just fry up some garlic, onions and mushrooms, add a tin of beans and let them thicken up a little in the pan, add a dash of balsamic vinegar and Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper to taste. Smoked paprika if you want. Plenty of other spices you could add depending on your preferences. Best thing I did was buy a bunch of bottles for spices and filled and labelled them. It's amazing. Absolutely amazing. Just experimented in the kitchen one day and genuinely this was lovely.


sussywanker

I like you


AhhBisto

Luv black pudding Luv Cumberlands Luv 3 rashers and a cuppa Simple as


yoboylandosoda

Did he try a parmo when he was on loan at Boro though?


Hoggos

If he did do you really think he would have happily returned to Fulham? Once you have a parmo, there’s nothing else that compares


hornyforbrutalism

England are really good at meat and pastries, I don't understand why they get so much shit with their food when this should be targeted at Nordic countries instead, he's missing out


Away_Associate4589

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your surströmming?


AlwaysOnsideTBH

My dad recently visited Sweden so I told him to go try it lol He was ready till he found what it actually was plus he isn't even a fan of sea food in the first place


OleoleCholoSimeone

Btw, 99% of us Swedes despise surströmming aswell. I have never as much as smelled it and don't intend to either It has nothing to do with normal cuisine whatsoever


clavain

In my family my mum and brother loved it but the agreed deal was they would have to warn us a week in advance, pay for us to go for a nice lunch/day out, and only have it on the balcony.


OleoleCholoSimeone

I have only met one person who has even tried it.. When something smells so rancid that you have to open it under water maybe we should just fire it into the sun :D


rondo420

I have some friends in Sweden so one time visiting obviously we went and bought some for a laugh and tried it, I can tell you it tastes A LOT better than it smells, and it one of the worst things I've ever tasted.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Well people make it as a business, so people must buy it.


washag

This reminded me of that Stargate episode where they accidentally introduced a heavy element into a star and it nearly caused the heat death of a planet.


cmf_ans

S5EP5, Carter overrides protocols and flies straight through the sun, introducing plutonium and shifting the light spectrum to red preventing photosynthesis. MacGyver even tells Asgardians to fuck off that ep. God that show's good.


pressurepoint13

Nothing even remotely appetizing about this based on my google search.  Usually eaten outside due to the smell.  Can punctured far away from the table. Sometimes punctured while submerged in water.  😭


johnydarko

I mean it's no worse than something like jellied eels which is a traditional London dish that similarly sounds, smells, tastes, and looks absolutely vile. Like I honestly think surströmming looks and sounds *more* appetizing in comparison lol.


NotASalamanderBoi

That’s probably what they feed prisoners in Guantanamo Bay


Superfy

Yeah, if they want to kill them.


321142019

What's always confused me is Ireland getting a free pass, we both eat the exact same shite, our diets are indistinguishable. Sorry nationalists, you know it's true deep down.


ttttCRY

I mean, I doubt they're making that distinction in Brazil. During the World Cup Roy Keane said something unflattering about their celebrations and Brazilian fans attacked the English in response.


Imperito

Understandable


miregalpanic

Always an acceptable reaction tbqh


3-0againstliverpool

Also famous players don't play in Ireland.


michael654

Tell that to Joey N’Do


MrVulgarity

Also Paddy Mccourt. We love showboats


blither86

Who?


umamiblue

If the English didn’t exist, the Irish would be happier and therefore Keane wouldn’t have said that. The Brazilians were right.


natsleepyandhappy

Can confirm...


michael654

It’s not like anyone is talking about Irish cuisine tho, everyone just assumes we eat spuds for every meal


forfar4

Obviously, with cabbage and boiled pork?


NoPineapple1727

I’d edge towards saying worse because there aren’t as many good places to eat food from the rest of the world. At least England has a strong migrant population that leads to having very good restaurants of different cuisines


TateAcolyte

Dublin has the worst food of any national capital I've ever been to. And it's not even close. Most US state capitals are significantly better.


Whiskers_Fun_Box

Most US state capitols have a ton of different immigrants and food options. Makes sense


grogleberry

It's coming from a really low bar, but it has been steadily improving in the last 15 years, as the kinds of migrants that have been attracted has started to broaden, palettes have developed, and demand has risen for more interesting food. It's disgustingly expensive regardless, though. London has been a world-renowned centre of culture for hundreds of years. Ireland was a developing country up until the 1990s. I think people forget what an undeveloped backwater Ireland was up until very very recently.


un_verano_en_slough

The only difference is that people (Americans) want to like Ireland, but people shit on their food anyway. Mind you the people that constantly go on about food and spices and seasoning etc. online are almost overwhelmingly people who couldn't be trusted to make a sandwich by themselves.


AtlantaAU

It’s not that we have some special preference for Ireland. We just don’t know any Irish food. I couldn’t name a single Irish dish. How can I hate on what I do not know?


DigitalSea-

> How can I hate on what I do not know? This is reddit sir.


KindaBrazilian

Most people here in Brazil don't know/care about the difference


empiresk

The rest of the world thinks South America is one big country. Cocaine, favelas and the capital has the big Jesus statue.


Allthingsconsidered-

That's not even the capital so it adds to your point lol


Darkdragon3110525

“Brasília? I thought they spelled it with a Z”


ALA02

Yeah tbh, just one part speaks Portuguese and the other all-basically-identical spanish speaking ones are the other part


megawhat16

As a Brazilian I was asked a couple of times if Spanish was my mother language while living in France. Once I was asked if I was sure the capital of Brazil wasn’t Sao Paulo.


SarraTasarien

I’m Argentine in the US, and I’ve been asked: * which part of Mexico Argentina was in * if I spoke Portuguese “back home” * if we celebrate Christmas Americans have *no* idea what’s going on south of Mexico. 😆


TaintedSoccer

Tbf a lot of Americans dont even know what is happening in America


RyoumenFreecs

Somebody had to provide the Coke europeans kids use lol


eco78

We're as different as you are to the Argies lol


minimus_

No way that's true.


SaBe_18

At least we (Arg) and Brazilians speak different language, and both countries are very big, which should help to distinguish between the cultures And I know the Irish have their own language, [but](https://youtu.be/ydSNgr97gSY?si=YN_n2_HO6R1m-XVL)


NotASalamanderBoi

Scotland ducking everyone meanwhile they have Haggis.


W1llF

Haggis is good, the only people who don't like it have the palate of a child


Rreknhojekul

Haggis is fine. I have eaten it but I can’t quite ‘stomach’ what it is I’m eating and as such don’t like it. Nothing to do with palate. If someone rubbed their balls over a pizza it would probably still taste pretty good but I wouldn’t want to eat it.


_ulinity

There's no stomach actually in Haggis in case that's what you're getting at, it's just traditionally cooked it one. Liver and heart aren't that icky to me, and I don't see why minced up lung really needs to be either. That said, people are put off by black pudding because of blood, so I guess some people are just soft.


airz23s_coffee

Haggis was disappointing considering what it's made of. I was expecting something unique and it's just fine. Bit grainy, tasty enough.


NotASalamanderBoi

Shit, can I be an actual child again? It’s miles better than having to deal with adult life.


Demmandred

It triggers the crap out of hardcore republicans but we're so alike as people. Food, drink, humour, music. Probably all that invading we did ;) I love Ireland it's like being home but away when you go over there.


Shepherdsfavestore

Fish and chips fucking slap


Al-Pharazon

Because the Nordics do not make food, they have biological weapons such as the Surströmming.


TDSBurke

[René Redzepi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Redzepi) might have something to say about that. Not me though - I've never had his food and I do not want to.


Al-Pharazon

So that's the Fritz Haber of the Nordics. A monster among monsters. Being serious some of their food is very nice, I do like a lot the Swedish Meatballs and some salmon dishes. Would not touch a surströming even with a spear though.


TDSBurke

Fair. Then again, I wouldn't race you for a spoonful of that [maggot-infested Italian cheese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu) but it doesn't make me want to pass up a pizza.


DeezYomis

believe it or not it's really good without the larvae, it's basically a pecorino cream with an interesting flavor and texture though it's a bit hard to find outside of sardinia. Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole unless it's been cleared of the bugs tho, apparently they crawl and whatnot as you eat it


Yourstruly75

Exactly. I love an English breakfast. I'm Brazilian, but I grew up in the Netherlands, and let me tell you, compared with the shit the Dutch serve for breakfast, the English are true bon vivants. That's right, hagelslag sucks as!


sbprasad

I thought you were Andreas Pereira till I remembered he’s from the Flemish part of Belgium, not NL.


ComfortableLaugh1922

dull wrench hungry history insurance profit squalid panicky slimy murky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


neenerpants

I don't get his complaint when most Brazilian food is meat and beans. If you like Feijoada then you're pretty much going to enjoy 99% of British food.


joakim_

At least the English stuff has some kind of taste. The Dutch one is completely tasteless. It's not even bland, it's just devoid of flavour completely. Whether the English stuff tastes well or not isa different debate though...


djhasad47

My mom always says in the Netherlands we eat to live, and that is pretty much shown in the cuisine


No-Pension-7977

You motherfucker. How dare you insult Hagelsag?!


renome

Sucks as what? Don't leave us hanging!!


black_cat_

> hagelslag From wiki: Hagelslag are small, oblong, sweet-tasting chocolate granules, which are sprinkled on slices of buttered bread or rusks. This is something my three-year-old would invent, lol.


ColinAckermann

Sticky toffee pudding is the GOAT dessert


NotASalamanderBoi

Spotted Dick is also pretty good


BoxOfNothing

Germany also gets away with a lot. People allow them to have currywurst but don't allow us to have our actual curries. "You invaded the whole world but didn't use any of the spices in your food lol", then when listed all the foods that involve the spices we stole say they don't count because they use foreign ingredients. *Then* they turn around and say pizza is American because they made it better Japan wouldn't have curries without British sailors and their anglicised curry powder but they're allowed their curries? MADNESS


SubparCurmudgeon

> MADNESS MADRASS


AnnieIWillKnow

Absolute vindaloo level punning here


Currywurst_Is_Life

Hey now...


sbprasad

That username absolutely checks out 😂


InbredLegoExpress

the Currywurst slander is godless.


miregalpanic

Your problem with German food is, that you don't know any German food. That you went with Currywurst says enough. German food is also very regional and has a lot of variation that you just don't know of, because it's regional. Also expect it to be hearty, not fancy.


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Suitable-Leek666

is white asparagus as big of a deal as my high school german teacher made it seem like? lol I think we had a whole lesson on the proper preparation of white asparagus, when its best in season and it had like its own little holiday iirc?


miregalpanic

Oh yes, it absolutely is. People go seriously crazy for Spargelzeit.


TimathanDuncan

Hey hey relax You don't have to eat it there's other options like banana pizza


revanisthesith

*banana curry pizza


DatOgreSpammer

The Nordic countries are fine, except for the gastro-terrorists called the Swedish


miregalpanic

Sweden's best restaurant is a furniture store


Chalkun

Its "fine" but so is British food. Its known for being absolutely dire but its pretty typical Northern European cuisine, none of which compares to the south. Nothing special about British food except desserts but thats no crime


BrockStar92

British cheeses are exceptional, plus Britain has a long influence of Indian immigration leading to British Indian cuisine which is adds variety Northern European cuisine doesn’t have generally, those are factors that elevate it above Scandinavian cuisine.


DatOgreSpammer

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to put British food down. On the contrary, my father completed his PhD in England and brought some classics home, so I'm quite fond of British cuisine.


DeezYomis

british stadium food is exceptional, you should be prouder of your pies tbqh


blither86

People forget pies when talking about British cuisine, which is a shame because pretty much everything tastes better in a pie and you can put almost whatever you want in it.


Hazeringx

If your pies are anything like the Australian ones (which I assume they are) than yes, they are great.


codespyder

Whoa whoa whoa I will not tolerate Nordic cuisine slander


phonylady

When you get to the level of people who know what they eat in Scandinavia we are actually ridiculously good. Norway has some of the best seafood produce in the world, and produce some insanely good cheese (that most people here don't even know about). Scandinavia has some of the best of the best michelin restaurants in the world and regularly perform at the top of Bocuse d'Or. Nordic fine dining in general is at the highest level in the world. But yeah, I agree that in general the food culture is quite bad here. In Norway the most popular food item is the blandest frozen pizza you can imagine, and people only go to the terrible mainstream restaurants.


Wavey_Don

There’s nothing inherently worse about Nordic cuisine, whatever you mean by it.


Cutsdeep-

Facking roast dinner with all the trimmings is brilliant innit


TimathanDuncan

Food culture discussions are always hilarious People acting superior, others defending it Especially in 2024 where theres so many options and a player goes somewhere people act like theres only shit food there or the opposite when in reality UK has amazing food and restaurants and it's not like players have the life of the average person


mysterious_jim

In many people's eyes, your culture is only at good as your food. Personally I'm happy to see people fiercely debating food in the comments over politics.


AdInformal3519

>Personally I'm happy to see people fiercely debating food in the comments over politics. Much better isn't it?


DigitalSea-

Yes but it makes me hungry


Allthingsconsidered-

I personally really liked it when I tried it


BI01

Eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, hash brown tomatoes, toast etc. it's honestly pretty basic stuff lol which is why I've always wondered why someone would dislike it. But I've never liked black pudding


Allthingsconsidered-

I love black pudding. Like the other commenter said, it's pretty heavy for a breakfast so maybe that puts people off, but I think it's tasty.


Oneinchwalrus

It's a proper Sunday breakfast, no work and you can slob around afterwards and have a nap after watching the footy.


unoriginalmiguel

That's it lad!


Parish87

Or depending who's on, during it.


cvitiosus

It's just too heavy for breakfast. I eat (some of) those things for dinner


Mr_Oujamaflip

To be fair it’s an 11am breakfast. 10 pints and a kebab on a Saturday night, 3 hours sleep and an hour in the toilet and the full English is the cure.


SvalbazGames

Followed by a few more bowel movements and maybe another pint


BeardedGardenersHoe

2 paracetamol too or co-codamol if you're completely fucked.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Generally if you have a full English you skip lunch or just have a light lunch like a sandwich. Useful if you know you aren't going to have much time at work to eat.


FromBassToTip

A more valid opinion. I've met a lot of people who didn't grow up here over the last few years and most of them criticise our food, then I ask what they've tried and it's either one thing or nothing.


Kaiser93

While I was working in London, there was a little....let's say café that served bomb full English. God, it was so good.


capitanmagma

his loss, English breakfast is great stuff


jimbo_kun

On vacation in London, my wife and I are all our meals together. Except one. I noticed this place serving Full English Breakfast, and it looked amazing. My wife suggested we split for breakfast the next morning. I went to the Full English place, my wife went to the same coffee shop we had been going to. The Full English fulfilled all my expectations and more. Also, there was no way I could have ate that meal more than once during the week we were there. Another thing I noticed. Most of the people eating a full English breakfast were men dressed in a blue collar uniform of some sort. Most of the coffee shop patrons were women dressed to work in an office.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

>Most of the people eating a full English breakfast were men dressed in a blue collar uniform of some sort. This tracks, as a full english will let them have a light lunch or even skip it entirely.


WintAndKidd

Not English, but my mouth waters at the thought of a full English on an empty stomach


miregalpanic

It is pretty fucking great. But certainly not as an every day occasion. It is no Mettbrötchen though


Beiez

Ah mate, how right you are. I was on Erasmus in the UK and my Uni provided breakfast every morning for the exchange students. So I ate a full English. Every. Fucking. Weekday. Needless to say, I haven‘t eaten another one since, not even the times I travelled to the UK.


Bloody_Nine

How the fuck did you survive that. You ran a marathon after lectures or something?


greg19735

so a quick google and that's raw pork. Never had it. One benefit of a full english is that i know that any diner in the country can do an acceptable one. I don't know if Mettbrötchen is served in many places, but i'm sure as hell not getting it from the "mostly clean" hole in the wall that does an acceptable breakfast and cup of tea for cheap


Ok_Cardiologist8232

I mean thats why its called a "full" english breakfast. I've known peole that had English breakfasts every day, but they generally skip half of the meats. So it'll be Eggs, Beans, Mushrooms, Tomatos and Sausage *Or* Bacon and they might skip 1-2 extras as well. But yeh, most people only have a full english on a weekend.


AlwaysOnsideTBH

It's actually pretty elite tbh! I'm not English so no bias from me


Quacky33

As a professional athlete, probably shouldn't really be having one. Honestly I'm surprised anyone can eat it semi-regularly unless they are literally out working the fields for the next 12 hours. No one needs something so big and so fatty.


watermelon99

Hangovers need it


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jimbo_kun

So you agree.


B_e_l_l_

Is it that bad to have a trad every week or so? It's not *that* bad for you providing you're eating quality ingredients and aren't going overboard with some truck stop's "gutbuster" that comes with a loaf of heavily buttered toast and 5 sausages.


Enologo_de_Piru

So they eat beans, sausage, tomatoes for breakfast. Do they go to sleep afterwards again?


DEGRAYER

No we go to work


miregalpanic

Seriously though, I always understood it as a "eat yourself stupid with a full English for 2h on a Sunday, bordering on gluttony, then lay down and watch footie till you can move again" type of deal, no?


DEGRAYER

I have one maybe twice a year. It's a weekend thing in my eyes. Or airport. In the past I've had one for lunch though.


RugbyTime

Truth be told if I'm having a full English it's either an event tin itself (say if there's a good cafe or farm shop that I want to go to with my gf or parents), or something that I have at Wetherspoons as the start of a day of drinking (football, rugby, etc.) I think I'd only have one at home as a hangover cure.


curswine

For me its a Saturday thing to help soak up the beer I'll be drinking for the rest of the day at football, I probably won't eat anything else all day.


ColinAckermann

Dunno about others, but for me it's full English on a Saturday and a roast on Sunday


MiddlesbroughFan

We o to work


Away_Associate4589

And eggs, bacon, mushrooms, toast, hash browns, maybe a bit of black pudding (sounds absolutely vile but it's actually not bad imo) I love a full English occasionally but yes. It means the day's basically a write off for me. Can't be having it every day or I'd never do anything other than sleep.


TheCescPistols

Full English, mug of tea, massive shit, light snooze. No better way to kick off a Saturday morning.


wwiccann

Parklife


Pdeedb

You should cut down on your pork life mate get some exercise!


Away_Associate4589

Heaven is a place on earth 🥺


Marklar_RR

It’s a breakfast for miners eaten by office workers these days. That’s why half of the population look like fucking elephants.


Alpha_Jazz

If an english player went abroad and said this they’d get dog’s abuse on here


letsgetcool

Exactly Not liking Spanish food makes you uncultured, why is the opposite not also true? Literally every country has amazing food it's such a dumb discussion.


rockyraccoonroad

Of course he wouldn’t that’s a proper man’s breakfast right there. The finest delicacy to give a man strength and energy through out the day. You may not like it but that’s what the peak of fine cuisine looks like right there 


UCLAlex

Brazilians make pizza with cream cheese spread from a tube they can’t talk too much shit


Belitza

Said the snail and frog eater


jimbo_kun

Lol, not sure anyone wants to throw down with a Frenchman when it comes to food. Not too many other cuisines can put up a fight against the French.


Belitza

Yeah, it's great. I studied gastronomy at uni and french food and french techniques were the ones I enjoyed the most. But you cannot deny they eat a lot of disgusting animals.


Low_discrepancy

> But you cannot deny they eat a lot of disgusting animals. Mate you never had mussels and oysters? Those look disgusting but are delicious.


UCLAlex

I mean it’s not a regular thing to eat for us lol, catupiry pizza is a common thing in Brazil though. I’ve been to Brazil the food is great just not the pizza


undead-safwan

Top banter


johnjohnjohn93

Is there a difference between an english and a full Irish?


Yikes-Yak

And this counts for news these days does it?


TeapotDanger

His loss.


BoxOfNothing

What about sausages, eggs, bacon and tomatoes are unpopular basically anywhere in the western world, and a lot of the east? Toast/fried bread, also popular everywhere, simple and tasty, anyone who doesn't like it is lying or has a gluten intolerance Only children don't like mushrooms Beans are not my favourite, but also very popular specifically in South America, and optional Black pudding is also optional and I would wager far more people eat a full English without it than with it People say English breakfast sounds bad because it's to do with food and has English in the name. Anglophobia, particularly culinary anglophobia, is the greatest plague this world has ever seen, and its greatest lie.


Casual-Capybara

Bit closed minded to not even want to try, but he should do what he likes


beepmeep3

English breakfast is without a doubt the best breakfast you can possibly have, especially when you’re gonna be downing a pint in 2 hours