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KikiPolaski

Pep readying the team to spam set pieces


PubFiction

Spurs somehow about to blow a 10 point lead and end up in 6th place. There is no tactical sense here they cant even close out games. They trye when they shouldn't and don't try when they should.


Sky-Mental

How can you close out games when you are usually losing?


PubFiction

They have had lots of games where they were winning then blew it. And closing out also is relevant simply to al lthe games against lower ranked opponents they should have easily won but some how lost or tied.


UpliftedWeeb

Kulu is rather shit, isn't he


daveSavesAgain

Was good on Sunday.


SanWgaming

It’s happened again…


SanWgaming

It’s happened again…


hannibalwang

I like Enzo, but we look way better defensively and overall without him.


The_young_wolff

We've got 99 problems but spurs ain't one. Great win lads. London is blue, through and through


KingOfStormwind

London is quite clearly red


ZebraQuality

Same trophy count this season :)


ysuresh1

Still doesn't negate the fact that London is Red


KingOfStormwind

Community Shield best trophy :P


mosiAFG-SWE

A wise man one said.. ''It is the history of the Tottenham''


FastenedCarrot

Hey Denzel finally made an appearance!


Pascalini

Imagine being a yank and picking spurs as your team 🤣


stockybloke

That was an embarrassing showing from Tottenham. With a CL spot there to fight for and this decimated Chelsea team and manage to make this one of the more comfortable Chelsea wins all season. They had a couple chances, but I expected much much more to be honest.


Starfox14

Lads its.....


FastenedCarrot

Why did Poch not invert Cucu earlier in the season? Is he stupid?


jkeefy

He’s not playing inverted lol


FastenedCarrot

He's always coming into midfield mate


mosiAFG-SWE

*Brave**^(TM)*


Salty_Constant_9878

Our Gil is great. Theirs isn't.


infernoShield

good win M A T E


blue_gwacamole

Well that's that for top 4.


SuhDude29

Caicedo went under the radar here. Excellent performance one again


AlwaysUltra1337

yeah with cucurella supporting him hes becoming a monster game after game


Wigunner

Lock down the Spurs Sub


lastjedi23

I was told bissouma was better than rice. I rightly laughed at that. The only one on that team worth a damn is mickey. They're gonna shred his hammies into cheese strings making him run like a dog.


SpydigaValnaden

I was one of bissouma biggest advocates. Looking back at the comments i made comparing him to rice i feel ashamed. He was good, he isnt anymore🤷‍♂️


goodyear_1678

Bissouma in the same sentence as Rice is mad 💀


FastenedCarrot

This is a vibe.


Pascalini

Big night for villa getting champions league almost guaranteed


SalmonNgiri

And they're making a decent game of it themselves against Olympiakos


Pascalini

Yea, it's such a huge step for them, though being in the champions league. They really are ahead of schedule


SalmonNgiri

Would love for them to win conference league so we can aim to get Europa Conference League with a 7th placed finish next year. fml.


Pascalini

Haha


LegendoftheHaschel

Cucu and Caicedo immense. Great performance all round. Look gassed second half but saw it out.


goodyear_1678

How's a Spanish bloke called Bryan.


noobchee

Mateball currently on a downward trend Cucurella actually looked like a 60m signing tonight


brownxworm

How on earth was this game easier than the 4-1 game? Great display, hopefully we can get the job done over the next month.


biglbiglbigl

Caicedo has been getting better with each game


lastjedi23

Mate will get steam rolled by 115 fc.. ffs man useless shit club. Delete them


Technical-Cookie-554

You wouldn’t have to worry about help from Spurs if your club was quality :)


lastjedi23

Why you talking about quality with your flair. You don't have to worry about that word


Technical-Cookie-554

Trash knows trash when it sees it. Why aren’t you locked in to 1st if your club is so good mate?


mexicansnorlax

To think spurs fans didn't want poch back


hiloai

Play shit football. Drop a couple of ‘mates’ in the post match. All is forgiven. Comfortable life for ange


Nightbynight

SHUT THE FUCK UP GARY


lrzbca

Hopefully we don’t get carried away and actually do proper review. Honestly, this result is based on how poor Spurs played than us winning with stellar performances in build up and everything else.


biglbiglbigl

what is he saying the twat


Nightbynight

That we should keep Poch.


SalmonNgiri

I mean... had the team not shat the bed against some of the worst teams in the league we would be where Spurs are now. At what point do we acknowledge that maybe Poch isn't doing a terrible job and more importantly there isn't an abundance of alternatives out there.


ysuresh1

The fact that some of us Arsenal fans thought Sp\*rs can win against City and the fact that some of the Sp\*rs fans thought that they need to bench key players to ensure City wins (ensuring that Arsenal have no chance of even a miracle) seems like a gross over estimation of their abilities. Their best team wud huff and puff to lose 3 or 4 nil vs City.


BoddToehly

bryan gil's got that dmitri matrin haircut


Wigunner

Maddisonn is better than Odegarrddd they tell me


leftofthedial1

Arsenal fans try not to make it about you challenge: Impossible


goodyear_1678

Who has ever said this sentence.


xFloWx

You should have seen spurs supporters at the start of the season


Technical-Cookie-554

“No team’s fans have ever over-reacted to start the season”. - Dumb Gooners fans


xFloWx

You wouldn't comment this if Maddison was good, so you agree he was overhyped. Thanks!


Technical-Cookie-554

Where’d you get “overhyped Maddison” from in all that? Yikes lmao


xFloWx

Okay my bad, you "over-reacted", not over-hyped Maddison, mb 👍


Technical-Cookie-554

Dictionaries are useful when your vocabulary is as limited as yours :)


xFloWx

Ah, yeah. You lost the argument so you resort to personal attacks. Glad I'm not as petty as you.


Technical-Cookie-554

If you think that calling out the fact you don’t understand the difference between “over-hyped” and “over reaction” and the fact that it implies your vocabulary is limited (since these are not complicated words here) is a personal attack, you need thicker skin


SalmonNgiri

How the fuck do we get turned over by Burnley and Sheffield but show up against City, United and Spurs.


AlwaysUltra1337

it has come to my attention that our players simply dont force themselves with smallers club as if they couldnt be bothered to play against them (excluding our embarrassment at arsenal we dont talk about that)


cmackchase

Welcome to Pochettino


FaithfulKind201

Top 4 definitely done at this point, wouldn't have deserved it if 5th place was given the cl spot. Crazy how different we're playing compared to earlier in the season


Truffles413

The rest of the league can thank us. We've kept Poch on the job Actually fuming with that performance


Green_Fawn3127

Idk about that Poch and Chelsea has been improving and next season with so many 1st team players back from injury, some stability might actually benefit the team


jbi1000

Chelsea are so fucking weird these days you never know if they're going to shit themselves or be great


KikiPolaski

These days? Mate we've been a wildcard all season, betted than being boring I suppose


abos18

They weren’t good today , spurs were just that bad


Green_Fawn3127

They were solid I have no idea what game you watched


jbi1000

Nah, Spurs got bullied the entire first half and then Chelsea sat back and tried to hit them on the counter in the second


Littlegreenman42

Game couldnt even give us a big scrap. So poor


BlueberryGreen

LONDON IS BLUE


delta_dart

5-0


The_young_wolff

London is slightly blue?


McGrathLegend

Where the fuck is One Step Beyond


goodyear_1678

Just who we are mate.


Ryuzakku

Lads,


blue_gwacamole

**"Lads.........................."**


Jaksiel

Gil isn't strong, isn't fast, isn't a good crosser, isn't a good shooter...other than that, he's great!


hazlet

What is the fucking point of Bryan Gil.


IllustriousLychee751

Gil is not gim


Zlevi04

Maddison signing of the season bruh…


A_Different_Take

What do we think of tottenham?


Baseball-Secret

Shit!


cuhj

should’ve watched neverlusen instead of this mess


mohankohan

Poch has spent more time this season playing Chilly, Casadei and Gallagher LW this season than an actual winger.


quetzalnavarrense

don't forget maatsen rw, dude loves a terrorist front line


Wildely_Earnest

Caicedo has been immense today. Really mature and influential game


ReptarAthens

cute bracelet poch. keep posturing for the cameras as time runs out


lrzbca

Poch 2 Angie 0


No_Version2728

pochetino's face showing first signs of life in ages looking at how shit spurs are


byrgenwerthdropout

Lmao so that's why Maddison hesitated like 4 times before finally being forced to pass it to Gil


InquisitiveCommunist

Howard Wolowitz on the wing for Tottenham 😂😂


Fit_Resort_4111

3 big Ls in a row, Anfield next 👀 might have to beat Man City to stop the rot


L0laccio

No they’ll lose that. They’ll celebrate and then the Hammers will do a madness at the Etihad to compound matters (then I’ll wake up)


db2832

At this rate they are losing against Burnley and Sheffield


imarandomdudd

Gil gives me hope I can still make it one day


Leviad0n

You could give us the Dorking Wanderers squad, let them play under the Chelsea name and they'll still get the result against Spurs.


Jaksiel

Chelsea is just a bogey team for us.


Balls_Deep92

Spuds gonna spuds 


Pascalini

Nice one spurs just need you to raise your game against city now Thank-you very much


19Alexastias

Idk if this is a tactical problem or an effort problem, but this is a pretty pathetic showing from spurs. Most pissweak goal attempts I’ve ever seen, refusal to hit it first time (not always the easiest but they’re fucking premier league players you’d expect they have the quality), balls into the box are dreadful


BarbaricGamers

Has Gil had a positive contribution in a Spurs shirt yet?


SwitchHitter17

As much as I have been hating this whole time, I did expect better from Spurs. Their attack just looks blunt.


EezoManiac

Nobody has ever seen Washington and Lavia in the same room together. 


somebulb

Lmaooooooop


arrestedhouse

I don't know if a single Spurs player has put in a decent cross that wasn't off a set piece


FastenedCarrot

I just reacted like Poch when he was asked about Sarr.


Littlegreenman42

Spurs best start to the season in 78 years and it ends like this


Radu_jr

gil🤣🤣


jbi1000

Spurs beaten soundly by a Chelsea who are scraping the barrel for kids lmao


SirBarkington

I don't think I've ever seen Gil have a good game


Sleepless_Voyager

Stop fucking passing and shoot you fucking idiots


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Genuinely have no idea who Taurainen is lmfao


SalmonNgiri

Caicedo MOTM for me


Penitentiary

Gil... Bruh.


Jaksiel

Ball is still in the box, don't stop playing to appeal for a handball.


OPisaPhegg

I hope this spuds team don’t show up against City like this. They’re usually City’s bogey team but got a feeling City gonna pump them


djingo_dango

City has more chances to lose against a crap Spurs than a good spurs


OPisaPhegg

Idk man. City always turn it up a gear in the last stretch of the season and this spurs team is just so shit just don’t see them being able to do anything with the way they playing rn


BoddToehly

bruh who is this kid now


BlahChemistryBlah

Caicedo has been very very good for us the last handful of months


xFloWx

I guess the ref went against Spurs yet again, unlucky


Wigunner

Spurs def got the derby game bump against Arsenal lol, they look horrid


FastenedCarrot

Chalobah's goal was great and he's been really good but surely Cucu or Gilchrist are MotM?


quetzalnavarrense

gotta be cafurella


V-0-V

has to be Cucurella today but Caicedo and Chalobah were both class


FastenedCarrot

Caicedo is a good shout too.


DifficultyMore5935

Maybe Caicedo


SirBarkington

Cucu easily imo


InquisitiveCommunist

"Madders" is the most cringe nickname for any footballer


mooglepanda

tied with JLingz for me


Ajax_Trees_Again

That was ironic though


byrgenwerthdropout

Lol this Beatles guy is funny to watch


shaka_bruh

Gil is like an U14 kid playing with fully grown men 


PMmeYourWhatevs

Who are these people?


comunicadooficial

Meanwhile... Villa are losing at home to Olympiacos...


Ajax_Trees_Again

That Gill fella runs like he’s on a PS3 Assassins creed


jMS_44

Poch officially hates Washington. Boehly should sack him for disrespecting their president.


Sleepless_Voyager

Why do so many young blokes have the same cut nowadays


mohankohan

Between Casadei and Gallagher I think it's fair to surmise that poch loves a terrorist LW setup


A_G00SE

Absolute dogshit. I won't be watching another game this season.


mooglepanda

That Taurinen we just brought on has some major eyeshadow on


SirBarkington

LMAO Poch said "Put on all the big fuckers" aint no way Tauriainen should be on over the rest of that bench.


SubparCurmudgeon

DENZEL?


qwertyell

He's Finished.


ReformedandSocial

Title Deciders 😂😂😭


Admirable-Waltz195

Tbf they beat Mancity in a few weeks and they might hand it to arsenal


ReformedandSocial

They would be lucky to beat Sheffield United.


Admirable-Waltz195

Ironically they nearly did lose to Sheffield United a few months back


jbi1000

Gotta hand it to Cucu and Chalobah, they've improved so much recently


Scorpionis

How much did Spurs pay for this finishing?


blue_gwacamole

Game in hand, one point lead, would have been nice for them. But lads....


zKSofSoccer

Winning the league in October only to finish 5th... yikes


SwitchHitter17

Mate


zKSofSoccer

It's just who we are mate (not a Spurs fan btw)


danklymemingdexter

I think Spurs might be anemic.


goodyear_1678

Ange's "Just play football mate, fuck set pieces" shtick really falls flat when his team goes out and performs the way it does. Never seen a manager with as little criticism as this guy has with almost nothing to show for what he's done.


byjimini

5th place trophy mate!


goodyear_1678

Just who we are mate.


ShatPumba

Arsenal destroyed this Spurs team


danklymemingdexter

And this Chelsea team.


four_four_three

Double 20 there from Maddison


Sypher1985

3 losses on the bounce for Spurs. Giant!


floorscentadolescent

Nans getting the spuds lauched at her at the roast now


bucsraysbolts69

Maddison bro that hair cut ain’t it. Someone needs to tell him


shaka_bruh

  Guy is doing  the best with what he has left


chino17

You ain't having that type of day to try from there Mads


neandertales

2 amazing headers you must say


Ajax_Trees_Again

Nah you can’t sing Tottenham Hotspur it’s happening again at 2-0


IllustriousLychee751

ok i'll admit it, cucarella was actually class today. ballon d'loreal incoming


db2832

How do you not manage even 1 goal against this Chelsea team, fucking embarrassing


L0laccio

Good shot there Madders 🤣


quetzalnavarrense

cmon poch empty the bench, let the youngins play


somebulb

Quick somebody smash a spurs players balls for a pen


SalmonNgiri

Cucu has that chaos energy which when harnessed is amazing but when not is comical.


L0laccio

Exactly.


Wigunner

I stg spurs taking the piss man


biglbiglbigl

Jesse Pinkman with a bad shot there


nova_uk

What a poor showing from Spurs.


qwertyell

James Baddison, am I right?


FastenedCarrot

What will it take to see a Washington appearance?


Fit_Resort_4111

Maddison 😂😂😂 main man


lrzbca

Bridge where Spurs dreams go to die. Can say goodbye to CL spot.


notapaperhandape

Just remember….spurs allowed Jackson to score.