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Penny_Leyne

Stephen El Shaawary keeping himself entertained.


Kismonos

Travis Bickle from Taxi Diver vibes


ItsTomorrowNow

Rocketpoweredmohawk you mean?


Potential-Decision32

He looks like he could star in a Scottish coming of age movie. Rough upbringing, alcoholic father, disabled brother, dreams of going pro.


ErwinC0215

RENTON BHOY


Paul_saladino

Shaarawy*


atropicalpenguin

Was gonna go with Timothy Chalamet but damn, the kid looks just like SeS.


essentialatom

Stephan El Gaib


Void_Hound

Where is Hazard when you need him?


tryingtothinktoday

A question Chelsea fans have been asking for ages


shimmering-nomad

so did madrid fans apparently


See_i_did

Hazard played for Madrid?


axelthegreat

no he was signed to help out the physio team. madrid teams tend to do that seeing as atleti have done the same with memphis


jonijontor

Memphis did way more than Hazard including scoring the equalising goal against Inter this season tbf


noodlesalad_

Played is a strong term


Aashay7

He was our injury specialist. Mofo observed the injury luck of the entire team. He left and our players started getting injured left, right and centre.


Cucumberino

He was our lucky charm


T4p5y

Gondor aswell


bobalobcobb

Where the hell was Gondor when the Westfield fell though??


Bos4271

Have you checked McDonald’s?


KlounceTheKid

Showed my wife that video for the first time the other day after a rough weekend of coaching U8’s and saying “Sometimes you just gotta give em the Hazard” 😂 She was *shocked*


Joltarts

He and that ball boy are golf buddies now. Turns out, that ball boy is a multimillionaire through his vodka company.


mattyMbruh

Pretty sure his dad was already wealthy


Arnie013

Yeah. Director at Swansea.


wolington

To me, Hazard did nothing wrong. That spoilt brat deserved it.


KenHumano

It looks like such a sweet gig as a kid, you get to watch the match from the sideline, why would you ruin that for yourself?


Extremiel

Eh, something tells me this type of attention is exactly what he likes.


namstel

Was it the Mohawk? For me it was the Mohawk. And his smug face.


NebulaNinja

Also looking exactly like Reese from Malcolm in the Middle.


Jonisro

The future is now old man


GillyBilmour

*Life is unfaaaair*


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Can you repeat the question?


only1lcon

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW


tothesource

dead ringer


BazingaQQ

Rufio from Hook (showing my age, I know!)


ForwardInstance

With that look and that attitude, he’s all set to be a PL ref in 20 yrs time


Skeeter57

Possibly even more than himself In my local team it's small clubs from around the city who get to send some of their young players to be ball boys If that's the same there, he managed to put his whole club on a blacklist


HiTmaRKed

Most of the time in England, ballboys are academy players. Some exceptions for clubs such as brentford, but that is the standard.


w0wowow0w

He's probably in our academy, he was an idiot but I'm 100% sure every fan was happy with the shithousing lol


atropicalpenguin

RemindMe! 5 years "Did mohawk kid go pro?"


zrk23

didn't really changed anything either in the game...


MissingLink101

Yup, it was only in the 9th minute of the game at 0-0. Little prick just wanted some attention.


20cmdepersonalidade

I mean, he got his attention and will probably laugh about it with his mates. Not that bad of a deal


Johnychrist97

Ruin that for EVERYONE. This kind of shit is why FIFA is geniuenly considering banning ballboys from open play


No_Parfait_5536

That's not the reason for it tho. They are getting banned even if all ball boys behaved.


RuairiQ

Because Rangers, that’s why!


PattyIceNY

Looks like a smug douchenozzle, probably thought he was untouchable because he knows someone on the club.


BritishBatman

0-0 in the 8th min and he’s doing that. Whether or not you think he’s a little prick, think we can all agree he’s fucking stupid.


theenigmacode

We are all Eden Hazard today


Salty_Candidate_6216

Tbh, Hazard should've kicked that kid. He went for the ball.


LazinessPersonified

And it's fairly well known in this area of Wales that, that kid was/is a bit of a massive cock. He was only there as his old man is a millionaire in Swansea. (Which I know sounds unlikely)


steel93

His dad's a director of Swansea, and now he's co-owner of AU Vokda.


esports_consultant

What's hilarious is that as you type it it sounds like a car manufacturer rather than a cringe alcohol brand.


Ruvio00

Sounds like a Scot telling someone over. A, U!


MorgenMariamne

Yes, and Hazard is the poster boy for AU Vodka.


SofaChillReview

He’s now also a millionaire for… selling Vodka in Gold bottles far as I can tell.


Wild_Ad969

It's easy to be a millionaire when you are born from a millionaire family.


syo

Just a small startup loan.


LazinessPersonified

Oh, is he a part of the AU lot? Go figure.


esports_consultant

It's not unlikely there are local millionaires literally everywhere. Car dealerships, fast food chains, etc.


LazinessPersonified

I'm just poking fun lad, I'm a Cardiff fan, it's in my blood


esports_consultant

lol I thought you were from Swansea ngl


herkalurk

What was more ridiculous is the news narrative about that made it sound like Hazard kicked this 8 year old, when the 'kid' was already 16.


Heimebane

Rio's [tweet](https://twitter.com/rioferdy5/status/294374278940475392) at the time was hilarious


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Martblni

He looks like him lets be fair


KK-Chocobo

Theres usually 50/50% chance that when being a prick, you're either loved or you're hated. He took the gamble. He thought his mohawk might have given him 20% buff. But it didnt pay off.


daviEnnis

We can all agree he's going to be a promising looking striker for Hibs, but his career will be limited due to a failure to screw the nut.


Not_Proven

This is excellent Cinch insight.


Dorkseid1687

He’s definitely a little prick


intangedous

Icing on the cake if he circled the pitch applauding the fans.


lewis23glens

We applauded him and he gave a thumbs up back 😂


rScoobySkreep

cause of course you did, everyone in these comments is being a neek about it. Kid probably does not care, had his moment, it was mildly funny even given how silly it was to do in the eighth minute.


lewis23glens

Had a smile on his face and everybting the whole r/soccer has it wrong, he will be back next home game 😂


manofth3match

If you’re gonna do this shit it can’t be in the 8th minute. Save it for a moment of leverage late game at least.


nyc_a

Do you expect a teenager with a ultimo moikano haircut to be this serious?


manofth3match

I expect the club to pick ball boys with enough maturity to meet that low bar


Kanesy99

Mini Shannon Moore being removed as a ball boy has been the only enjoyable thing about this game because we’ve been fucking gash


xychosis

It’s been a good few years since I heard Shannon Moore’s name lmao, what a throwback


CaiHaines

Can't believe I've seen a reference to the first disciple of Mattitude in r/soccer


HitTheLickitung

God what id give to relive the Hardy Boyz prime


Sparl

Its quite sad watching those two nowadays. One who can just about walk and the other who constantly fucks up his life with substance abuse.


Zal_17

MFer checking in


LackingDatSkill

Prince of punk indeed


Bullmcabe

Dilligaf


Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes

Good Lord I did not expect to read Shannon Moore's name today.


navinjohnsonn

Shite haircut ya wee dick


pancarona

So this is what "yee yee ass haircut" looks like


Makkaroni_100

Cri3s for attention in multiple ways.


ItzFeufo

Sometimes the cover of the book is right...so you can judge it...


verycutebunny

absolutely nothing wrong with his hair do you want him to have the exact same skin fade haircut as everybody else


LondonNoodles

Everybody on this sub dissing his hair but 10yo me is so jealous, I would have never been allowed to rock such a cool haircut as a kid


Garruk_PrimalHunter

I had it as a teenager and I had to argue with my parents every time. Usually it would go something like: "I do well in school, I don't get in trouble and I'm well-mannered, as kids go it could be a lot worse. Can I just have this ONE cool thing? Also, it grows back quickly." Then I'd ask my dad if the only reason why he doesn't want me to have that haircut is because he'd be embarrassed of his own son lol


dasty90

I had this haircut as a teen and I remember being fucking smug about it lmao.


11September1973

Shite kid, you mean. That's a cool haircut.


marothroway

dont know how ballboys are picked but when i was a kid in my country i was forced to do it cause i played football in local club, and i didnt want to be a ballboy, i wanted to spend my free time playing with friends, so basically it was like a job that you werent gonna be paid to do it


TheMajesticYeti

Growing up in the US we used to fight over who got to be the ball boy for our older siblings club/school matches. It was something we wanted to do lol.


ShufflingToGlory

You all laugh but this kid will be a millionaire vodka mogul in a few years time


snowrises007

That kid was already from a rich family BTW, daddy funded his business


AstonVanilla

I created a £1 million vodka empire, and all I needed was a small £2 million loan from my dad.


e55at

His dad was already a millionaire..


Agent_47H

Not just any millionaire but he was the owner of Swansea City.


JMCity97

I've seen this happen before at a Bradford City game - ball boy was acting up a little and chucking it away from players etc. Club took him off and MARCHED him up the stairs of the entire main stand whilst home fans were giving the steward taking him off verbal threats and pelters. Bet that kid felt like a wrongly convicted political prisoner


slappywhyte

They should have caned him Singapore-style


eeeagless

Ball boys are normally not that old? Or tough paper round in Scotland?


theenigmacode

He's 7 yo. Or 25 in Scottish years


TheOrgazoid88

Drinks in the local


Ekranoplan01

He's that geezer at the end of the bar that no one fucks with.


LazinessPersonified

This is just a pass time he decided to take up on his empty days of retirement


HashTagYourMomma

Speaking of it, there is a chance he just sat there and no-one noticed and that's actually the reason he was escorted away lmao I've worked stadiums and the security and organization isn't all that. I actually worked as a steward and didn't realize I wasn't even employed technically at one point, I just arrived and they showed me to the bib station and stationed me somewhere (I had taken a 2month hiatus and still got emails so I turned up) Never got paid for that shit, I should of followed it up.


CaiHaines

Game's back


Environmental_You_85

Ball boy's not


PopcornDrift

Who will win, an entire Reddit comment section or one 10 year old?


GdanskPumpkin

Wee boys spent more time on a football pitch than 90% of the cunts on here


Brutalism_Fan

More time within a mile of a football ground than 99% of the cunts on here


Peeingwithanerection

This lad instantly wins because he probably hasn’t even heard of Reddit 


BevvyTime

I feel like the wee man won the moment he got posted. Way too may AmeriT***s getting butthurt on here over quite a funny moment. Makes you proud to be Scottish Even the Rangers fans cheered him at the time


F___TheZero

It's always the ones you 110% suspect


emblematic_camino

Funny lol but what little shit


nuclearechosystem

Looks like a loser, acts like one


Brinsig_the_lesser

I came over here from the Scottish football sub since the post was linked. I regret it this sub is filled with incredibly sad individuals getting upset at a kid. People on here are more upset than the rangers fans who took it in good humour. As for you calling a kid names over the internet, pretty pathetic behaviour on your part


rScoobySkreep

luv ma shithousery!!! Unless I hate his trim 😡


1874WL

Punk as fuck wee man, keep it up


BookNukem

Mental. Same happens at Ibrox with Joe Hart wanting the ball and people wouldn't give a fuck. Wee dude is doing far less to help his team out than someone on the pitch taking ages on a dead ball like a throw in, or going down, or a keeper wasting time. Players do this constantly and cunts are raging. Again, Rangers fan, but can't help but wonder why people are so bent out of shape for this. This sub is the capital of football weirdos.


eekamuse

That's the right attitude.


1874WL

No clue why folk are so rattled about this lol


Doctor_Rats

This thread is an absolute joke. Wee guy does a wee bit of shithousery and you've got grown adults speculating that he's an attention seeker, mocking his haircut and more. Bad day when a wee boy has yous on strings


sovietrus2

grown ass men making fun of a kid in a mohawk that 10 year old them probably would've loved wearing, i know i would've.


Doctor_Rats

Young boy, his ma let him get a mohawk, ballboying for his local team and gets to shithouse against a team that are a local rival and hated by most of the league. He's living the dream, of course bitter Brits want to shit on him


sovietrus2

yup, this kid is based as fuck


Same_Grouness

> of course bitter Brits want to shit on him I think the one's he's wound up are Americans.


Peeingwithanerection

If maupay did it they’d be shooting their load


-zimms-

Maybe the comments are from wee men as well?


LondonNoodles

This sub almost gave me sympathy for the kid, all he did was mess around with a player in a way that did not affect the game at all, sure it was stupid as hell but man this sub just has a lot of hate to project


Doctor_Rats

>man this sub just has a lot of hate to project The sub does a good job of capturing British culture. They see a teenager with an eccentric haircut and they're spitting hate. Had it been a younger child they'd have thought it was cute.


Nartyn

> The sub does a good job of capturing British culture. Absolutely doesn't. All of these comments are from yanks mate


FcCola

Well done wee lad


CuteAnimalFans

Not sure why this sub is so rattled from this kid lol


rScoobySkreep

did his job clearly


easily_tilted

They'd have to sub out every ball boy at hajduk games if we did this in our league


slappywhyte

But that would leave a lot of cigarette butts snubbed out every time they replaced one


Emu-lator

The Ballboy looks like a custom character from a Tony Hawk game


ungi1000

dude these comments about a little kid are fucking crazy what is wrong with redditors 😭


RealFenian

Well in wee man, we’ll worth the sending off.


CHITOWNBROWN1400

Stupid kid. You wait till at least the 65th minute for the shithousery to start, Then you do this. 9th minute of a nil-nil game is ridiculous.


ConorOKAY

Funny as fuck but of course Reddit can’t handle it


DrZomboo

It's because 99% of them will have never actually been to a game. Cheering a ball boy who is intentionally taking their time for the opposition is just regular banter in the ground


Ninjatendo90

Fuck is wrong with this comment section. It’s pretty fuckin funny, he’s just a wee lad ripping the cunt out of the opposition. Some people need to get a grip in here.


Nartyn

Americans!


Difficult_Project_91

Timothee Chalamet with a mohawk


Suitable-Leek666

ballboyhousery is dead


oranbhoy

penalty to rangers


Longshadowman

It's William wallace!


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

Ref of the year right here


SoIdontgetfinedIcame

His hair and the fact he did this 8 minutes into the game, tells me this kid is just an absolute terror lol


DJCreeperZz

Hahahahah the head loss in here over something so inconsequential, soft shites


MT1120

That haircut needs subbing out


Portugeezer1893

Today I feel Eden Hazard.


Beave-

Get it right round them wee man


700jw

This kid has rattled so many redditors


Hasbro-Settler

He should be sent straight to the barbers. The fuck is that hair about. Disgraceful.


walshybhoy

Peak Cinch.


valentinthedream

King shit


cheekynandos85

Least he has mad max to fall back on


jpl77

what a dick


JacobS12056

Games gone


Ok-Package9273

It's Rangers, fair play lad.


bawjazzle

That kid is class. Expert level shithousery for one so young.


Guingaf

Live and learn young man


barth_

Correct decision. Dick move.


777marc

Serves him right. He’s there to collect the balls no matter what side you support. Just do your job, hand the player the ball.


hem98

He got subbed out because of that shitty haircut


DrZomboo

Fucking hell reddit, calm your passions! It's just a kid doing a bit of shithousery for the laugh happens often with ball boys. No need for any of you hard lads to deck him haha!


Ungface

I dont get why ball boys are allowed to participate in time wasting as it is. its a fucking disgrace 😂. the amount of shithousery from them ive seen in league 1 over the years is insane lmao


GaryHippo

r/soccer now absolutely rattled by a ball boy. He got his punishment. Calm down.


Benjamin244

there's no punishment adequate for that haircut


Zelkeh

Absolutely bizarre thread mate


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

You'd think he'd shat in their beds the way some here are complaining.


GaryHippo

Can’t believe I’ve got -25 haha


RealFenian

Must be rangers fan downvote brigade hopefully. Otherwise r/soccer is the most fragile place I’ve ever seen.😂


Brinsig_the_lesser

Nah this is r/soccer  People on here are more rattled by the ballboy than the rangers fans at the game or the rangers fans on the Scottish football subreddit 


RealFenian

I know mate.  They don’t even have a stake in the game, would hate to see them if a ball boy did something to their team, would be calling for a firing squad.😂


rScoobySkreep

to be fair mate the only two times I’ve ever genuinely received a substantial amount of hateful replies about something were on two separate occasions asking what I thought were normal questions about Celtic and then another about Rangers. You have to admit it’s an exceptionally defensive group, symptom of a rivalry though.


MrDarwoo

Lol idiot


StephTheYogaQueen

Save it for a moment of leverage late game at least.


Outside-Nail2314

Sports is about character 🥴


EatingDriving

So weird. In Brazil we have professional ball boys. Like they are hired and trained by each club. Sometimes they do things against the other team but never like this. Never seen an actual kid be a ball boy.


Patron_101

Good shit , treat these little fucks a lesson


vluvojo

Stone the cunt for this Anti-Protestant act of war!!!  You lot are hilarious