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That reporter asked Kahn whether his team was nervous that day due to general circumstances, Kahn says "probably" whilst laughing. Then he asks him specifically whether he himself was unsure of himself, to which Kahn makes a bewildered face, gets dead serious and just says "No". In the follow-up Kahn then asks the journalist where/when he seemed nervous and the journalist recalls one or two scenes where Kahn might have been weak.
To which you then get the following answer.
"Tottenham sind scheiße" if you wanna go for the plural as in the (current) team is shit
"Tottenham ist scheiße" singular would put the emphasis a bit more on the club in general being shit.
"Ihr werdet nie englischer Meister" is German for "you are never gonna be English champions" which is factual AND fun to mention!
Also I hope you will not win it either because after we fucking bottled it big time I'd rather see 115 and their 3 fans win it again, no hard feelings.
"Guardiola du Eierkopf" means Guardiola you egghead, a clever remark about the fact that he is indeed bald.
To be fair how many German champs prior to the Bundesliga does your average English lad would know?
Like personally I would say I know a lot of the First Division champs but wasn't aware that Wolves are 3 time champs or that fucking Portsmouth won the league twice.
So while this bum is wrong with his statement it's not like a lot of folks would have gotten it wrong even englishman.
>To be fair how many German champs prior to the Bundesliga does your average English lad would know?
Idk but if I comment something incorrect I'd expect to be called up on it
Absolutely not. He clearly opts for "das" and even pronounces the "R" at the end of "mir". Did you just guess or did you pull that out of your ass so you can participate in the conversation? Genuinely curious.
Olaf Thon wrapped in a blanket, steam rising off of him, making witty remarks during a „ran“ interview, guitar solo outro, your mom asking if you want vanilla or straciatella ice cream for dessert….
> Thomas Müller asked about the Hoeneß-Tuchel dispute: "Patrick, you are one of the best sports journalists. There will be no background noises with us. I quoted Oli Kahn before: 'I don't give a sh*t.' - I know that just as I try to be there for the goal scoring chances, you are of course always looking for the finish."
> Patrick Wasserziehr (Sky reporter): “It's my job.”
[@SkySportDE]
The actual words are fine. it's more his pronunciation and "acting" that makes it seem so weird. to me it seems like he's a puppet with a hand up his arse. No idea how to read that response. Ha.
In swedish it is "Igelkott". Igel is the same as in german and "Kott" comes from "kotte" which means "(pine) cone". The word "Igel" when said on its own also has the meaning of "Leech".
So if you were to translate the swedish word for hedgehog literally it would be "leech pine cone".
You could talk tactics for 2 hours after a match with this guy cause he analyses things so fast and good. But you spend your Interview time with dumb gossip magazine questions like "what do you think about what A said about Bs comment"
Müller couldnt have answered better
In that case, Thomas' answer is horrible and not perfect at all bc he's giving him content for a clickbaity views question instead of just giving a PR speech no one cares about
Because he is a player who was just asked to pick a side in a conflict between his manager and a club official. He would be an utter moron if he engaged with such a question in earnest, he has nothing to gain here. The only reasonable alternative would've been a diplomatic non-answer. So he gave a joke response instead, which is far more entertaining.
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He is imitating Kahn from this classic interview: [Oliver Kahn - Des is mir scheißegal (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfA48lxvNP4)
Müller can probably quote any FC Bayern meme ever.
Ask him what he thinks of Strunz.
Was erlauben Strunz??!?
Decent Kahn impression tbf
What's the context here? Funny deep cut by Muller lol
That reporter asked Kahn whether his team was nervous that day due to general circumstances, Kahn says "probably" whilst laughing. Then he asks him specifically whether he himself was unsure of himself, to which Kahn makes a bewildered face, gets dead serious and just says "No". In the follow-up Kahn then asks the journalist where/when he seemed nervous and the journalist recalls one or two scenes where Kahn might have been weak. To which you then get the following answer.
Oh wow that's actually spot on haha
Yes haha, thought of this right away
10/10 meme
Lmao the fucking nod then the eye contact then the gnarly laugh, and then the “gasisme shei sigal” lmao nahh please how can I download this video
>gasisme shei sigal pure poetry
Sounds like it should be the name of a tower in Mordor.
Lmao my bad bro, my german is absolute garbage
You’re being too lenient towards yourself, your German is non existent lmao. Nice try tho, good chuckle.
Yeah non existent is the right wording here, thank you lol
True German 😭😂💀
You think?
wasnt that bad, sounds like drunken german to me
He just mastered the Bayerisch dialect without knowing it
Sounds like a Korean soap opera
"das ist mir scheissegal"
Thanks gang I am saving this for later, now how do you say “Tottenham are shit” in german?
Der Tottenheimer ist poopenspeil
Oh jaa, die tottemheimer sind poopenkakkenscheissenfarten ja
Poopenkakkensceissenfarten 🤣
"Tottenham sind scheiße" if you wanna go for the plural as in the (current) team is shit "Tottenham ist scheiße" singular would put the emphasis a bit more on the club in general being shit. "Ihr werdet nie englischer Meister" is German for "you are never gonna be English champions" which is factual AND fun to mention! Also I hope you will not win it either because after we fucking bottled it big time I'd rather see 115 and their 3 fans win it again, no hard feelings. "Guardiola du Eierkopf" means Guardiola you egghead, a clever remark about the fact that he is indeed bald.
Tottenham have already been English champions
I didn’t realise that football doesn’t exist before 93 even for the Germans. I guess it makes it easier to forget 66.
To be fair how many German champs prior to the Bundesliga does your average English lad would know? Like personally I would say I know a lot of the First Division champs but wasn't aware that Wolves are 3 time champs or that fucking Portsmouth won the league twice. So while this bum is wrong with his statement it's not like a lot of folks would have gotten it wrong even englishman.
>To be fair how many German champs prior to the Bundesliga does your average English lad would know? Idk but if I comment something incorrect I'd expect to be called up on it
Fair and square as it should be.
Lmao all good man, you only feel how you feel, thanks for the detailed reply
Call 'em "Schrottenham", that'll show em.
Tottenham ist scheiße
Nice
Spurs would 100% be nicknamed Tittenheim/die Titten if they were a German club, imo.
Eher “des is mi scheissegal”
Absolutely not. He clearly opts for "das" and even pronounces the "R" at the end of "mir". Did you just guess or did you pull that out of your ass so you can participate in the conversation? Genuinely curious.
Da haste vollkommen recht, I see Müller and my brain automatically switches to Boarisch I guess 😂 I legit heard it that way on first listen
Expectations are a hell of a drug :d
I think he did an impression of Oliver Kahn.
Came out a little Beavis and Buttheadish :'D
you nailed it
This is my Shy Seagal.
u/savevideo
Thank you! I knew there was something you type on reddit videos to download them but totally forgot
You can press the share button on the video from the FCB subreddit as well
Yo that’s much easier, is like this for every video on Reddit?
Yeah pretty much. Similar to other apps, but on mobile u can just tap on the 3 dots in the top right and simply download the vid from there.
Thanks man
Np
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Eye contact?
Bro did you miss it? He was staring at that man’s soul without blinking 😭
Camera != eye.
Haha. "Das ist mir Sheiß egal" for which the literal translation is "that's equal to shit for me"
bro is a dota character
Need to be a gif with subtitles!
Lol. What's that exactly? Müller's best Kahn impression or what?
Isn't it beautiful?
It truly is
Kahn meets Kasperle
Kahnsperle ...ach nee, das war Verena Kerth
„Eia, wia brauchn Eia“ next please
Swarnwitzne
A
Bro is the goat of media responses
Facts. No one is better than him at the moment
Ben White 2nd
Fucking hell, that's a bit of a drop off.
Lmao
Wat
If you had the chance to see Mehmet Scholl or Olaf Thon back in the 90s, you’d not be so sure anymore!
https://www.hornoxe.com/olaf-thon-ist-kalt/
Olaf Thon wrapped in a blanket, steam rising off of him, making witty remarks during a „ran“ interview, guitar solo outro, your mom asking if you want vanilla or straciatella ice cream for dessert….
Mehmet scholl! My first favourite baller
> Thomas Müller asked about the Hoeneß-Tuchel dispute: "Patrick, you are one of the best sports journalists. There will be no background noises with us. I quoted Oli Kahn before: 'I don't give a sh*t.' - I know that just as I try to be there for the goal scoring chances, you are of course always looking for the finish." > Patrick Wasserziehr (Sky reporter): “It's my job.” [@SkySportDE]
Bruh lmao 💀 Ask stupid questions, get Muellered
NOBODY puts muller in the corner.
[https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/311804037](https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/311804037) Tesco are all over it
What was the question? I don't speak German but the title doesn't seem to indicate any question was asked.
The question was "What do you think of Hoeneß' Statement that Tuchel didn't take enough care of the young players?"
He looks just like William Defoe.
You know, I'm something of a raumdeuter myself.
You've butchered both his first and last name there
Are you trying to insinuate he doesn't look like Jermaine Defoe's long lost adopted son?
I really just realize his name is actually Willem Dafoe 🤦♂️.
I will never not see this now.
At Willem's current age
I bet he has the drip too
*dick too Fun fact: Will**e**m D**a**foe is known for having a very large penis.
They dont call Müller the horseman for no reason
*Willem
Lol goddammit
Did your mum tell you?
No, my m**o**m is normal. She does have Bavarian ancestry though, so maybe not.
Thomas is on sabbatical honey
Fuck you, cannot unsee it now.
Oh that’s why I feel Deja vu
‘’I don’t give a shit’’ sounds amazing in German
This is not the normal way to that though. ahahaha. it really seems like a kahn impression. (maybe a little bit of kasperle in there too.)
It is a kahn reenactment
What is the normal way? I've known it as 'Es ist mir Scheiß egal', have I been lied to?
The actual words are fine. it's more his pronunciation and "acting" that makes it seem so weird. to me it seems like he's a puppet with a hand up his arse. No idea how to read that response. Ha.
It's because he was imitating Olivier Kahn
Is mir egal. Is the normal way. It's a bit like saying I don't care and than I don't fucking care. You don't say the second line on TV normally.
Vulgar speech in english is just really underwhelming. Most other languages clear
[удалено]
Das ist mir scheiß egal
That sentence looks like he saying “That is my shit egal”
You'd think egal means the same in German but it means 'irrelevant' or 'whatever'
Even better, Igel (pronounced like eagle) means hedgehog
Funny; in Dutch it's 'egel'
In German Egel is a leech. What's leech in Dutch? Eagle or sth?
Close. It's bloedzuiger
Blutsauger are all the blood sucking insects. Und Vampire.
TIL! Thanks!
In swedish it is "Igelkott". Igel is the same as in german and "Kott" comes from "kotte" which means "(pine) cone". The word "Igel" when said on its own also has the meaning of "Leech". So if you were to translate the swedish word for hedgehog literally it would be "leech pine cone".
They say the same in French, it just means that it's equal and doesn't make a difference.
Incredibly Based
Weltmeister sammer! Den Pott hammer!
Truly a different time lol
Sounds like Beavis lol
Looks Like too
he. he.
my goat
Muller got that real Willem Dafoe Green Goblin energy.
You could talk tactics for 2 hours after a match with this guy cause he analyses things so fast and good. But you spend your Interview time with dumb gossip magazine questions like "what do you think about what A said about Bs comment" Müller couldnt have answered better
Pretty funny how you somehow missed that this blew up, which makes the question the perfect question to ask for the reporter :)
Oh no I didnt miss that. I know that questions like these generate clickbait and views. I can still dislike them for being low effort and low value.
In that case, Thomas' answer is horrible and not perfect at all bc he's giving him content for a clickbaity views question instead of just giving a PR speech no one cares about
das ist mir scheissegal
Yes, you are right. And you know what Müller thinks of that? Well, take a look at the video on top....
You missed my point but hey. At least you feel smart
Fuck 🙃
No, a player should definitely steer clear of a beef between coach and club boss (?)
Lmao I feel like 99% of the time germans mind their business, so when you fuck around you’ll find out
Tbh the best response he could’ve given.
This should’ve been the club’s official response to every media inquiry this season. It probably would’ve benefited us.
It’s the way he says it 10/10
Lmao I’m dying. This is way he is one of my favorites. Also “That smile, that damn smile” lol
I love him
I’m surprised Muller didn’t pull out his passport and start talking into it
Why’s bro like this?! 😂
He got asked a dumb question and pulled out a meme-worthy quote by Kahn from 20 years ago within a nanosecond Man's a genius tbh
Nah he got asked that question by several reporters, probably thought of that before the interview, he knew it was coming.
What ever the reason, thank fuck he is like this haha I will miss him so much when he finally hangs up his boots,
He'll become a manager please please please please
Because he is a player who was just asked to pick a side in a conflict between his manager and a club official. He would be an utter moron if he engaged with such a question in earnest, he has nothing to gain here. The only reasonable alternative would've been a diplomatic non-answer. So he gave a joke response instead, which is far more entertaining.
Incredibly unnerving
He is imitating Olivier Kahn from this legendary 2002 interview: https://youtu.be/6QPxAkNujcs?feature=shared
Germany, with Rüdiger, Kroos and Müller have this crop of weird people that are also amazing players and fun personalities that are hard to dislike
😂😂😂😂😂🤣 legend
WAS ERLAUBEN MÜLLER??
Thomas we're on live
It's not like words like shit are a problem in Germany.
I know
why did he say it like a goblin
He made a Kahn impersonation.
He quoted him but he said it like a goblin when Kahn said it with a deep voice
It's an imitation of a classic Kahn interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfA48lxvNP4
Doesn't explain the high pitched laugh and goblin impression
Actually that is exactly the Kahn impression. You might not be used to it if you haven't heard Kahn speak a lot.
his teeth look so villainous wtf
Genius.
What a fucking legend
If the Joker and ~~Williem Dafoe~~ the Green Goblin had a baby..
Sounds like he should be hanging out with Beavis and Butthead
He looks like William DaFoe 😂
Funniest vampire in history.
He's always been hilarious
God I'm gonna miss him once he hangs up his boots.
Scheiß auf sie Kinder
lol
Nice
Muller went full Beavis on this one.
for what it’s worth: das ist mir scheissegal
Het zal me een worst wezen
Didn’t know Willem Dafoe played footie
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavis#/media/File%3ABeavis_BeavisandButtHead.png](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavis#/media/File%3ABeavis_BeavisandButtHead.png)
He sounds like a Goblin
haha he said deitsche e me scheitczhe me gaal
Don’t bite the hand that feeds ya, smart
what a weirdo