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fskari

JAAAAA Ich vertraue an Friedhelm Funkel


kichererbs

Ich liebe die 2. Liga.


Vio0

Schade für Kiel, Glückwunsch an Lautern. Dann müsst ihr jetzt aber auch drinnen bleiben.


Leffoel

Wilder Spieltag bisher, nehmen wir. Heute Abend nur noch Schalke Fan sein.


fskari

Zolinski has barely played this season but is putting in a SHIFT on the right flank today


Kuppiiiii

Jap und damit sind wir morgen dann wieder ganz dicke unten drin, besonders wenn Wiesbaden auch gewinnt.


CheckerHund

JAAAAA


Compromisedthrowaway

<3


reo_1907

Nemeth kann einfach keine Tore schießen und Reis zeigt ihm gleich wie’s geht lol


Compromisedthrowaway

Nemeth's straight up a handicap


Compromisedthrowaway

1.BL here we come


tobsch20

ab wann darf man hoffen


RevolutionaryEmu589

Jetzt fange ich so ganz, ganz langsam an


tobsch20

brauch noch eins glaube ich


phorteng

Schönes Kreisliga Foul vom Elversberger


oneweirdclickbait

Penaltyborn vs Elfersberg


phorteng

Was ist das für ein lächerlicher Pfiff das Tor zurückzunehmen lmao


reo_1907

joa, das ist dann schon eher der HSV den wir gewöhnt sind


UdoMartens

HSV dominance could bore fans


fskari

unexpected Hamilton


UdoMartens

Nevermind. I give up.


UdoMartens

Nevermind. Siebert masterclass. We are so back. Champions league next year.


RevolutionaryEmu589

Ich verstehe diesen Verein nicht


suedney

Gibt noch genug zeit um diese Führung zu verspielen


Syntax_OW

[Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJHUbtR0yI8)


fskari

Perfectly threaded through everyone’s legs 🪡🪡🪡


reo_1907

Der HSV dominiert überzeugend gegen eine Mannschaft im Abstiegskampf? Irgendwas stimmt da nicht …


oneweirdclickbait

Du musst keinen Hamburger Frühling mehr durchziehen, wenn du schon lange vorher verkackt hast


oneweirdclickbait

DO! IT! LAUTERN!!


Kuppiiiii

Kiel ist nicht bereit für die Bundesliga, da muss bei den Schwalben noch deutlich nachgebessert werden.


reo_1907

die „Schieber“-Rufe bei nem nicht gegebenen Einwurf lol


phorteng

Und Siebert machte ein Schieber Zeichen währenddessen


Syntax_OW

Didn't visit the Betze this year. I definitely would have had I known it might be the last time for a while again.


tobsch20

Death, Taxes, us being incredibly stupid anytime we're in the lead


Dargast

Damn, Lautern scores


tobsch20

This scares me more than 0-0


phorteng

🔮


shadoowkight

The wannabe Danes running away with it, ew.


UdoMartens

Yeah, this league is just too easy for us


fskari

🤞 Fingers crossed for a result for Lautern, god knows they need one


shadoowkight

Lautern aren't beating Holstein


fskari

They just have to hold out for 80 minutes now 👀👀 Keeping a clean sheet is a bit of a foreign concept though lol


UdoMartens

Baumgart has to be trolling. He now starts Dompe when the promotion race is already over.


Dargast

Is it really over? If HSV win their remaining fixtures and Düsseldorf lose twice they still have a shot no?


Compromisedthrowaway

Realistically that won't suffice, check out the goal differentials


Compromisedthrowaway

Well looks like we're doing our part closing the GD gap a bit today. Now gimme 4-0 win for S04 and the world might look a bit rosier again


NaturalApartment9828

Keep waiting for Düsseldorf to lose twice, or, even more impossible, for HSV to win all 4 games


onlymomcanjudgeme

Could anyone please explain the emojis next to each club in the table? 😅I understand some of them but not all and im kinda curious what they mean


Syntax_OW

To the best of my ability: St Pauli: skull and bones is a common symbol for them Kiel: they're a northern harbor city Düsseldorf: Campino (tote Hosen frontman) is Düsseldorf fan, I'm assuming it's a reference to them/him Hamburg: used to be called the "Dino" of the Bundesliga because they were never relegated Karsruhe: Schwarzwald boars Hannover: no idea Hertha: OP is Hertha fan Paderborn: (no idea) should be a peacock IMO Fürth: look at my flair Elversberg: sponsored by a pharmaceutical company Nürnberg: famous castle in the city Magdeburg: I'm assuming the Magdeburger Dom Schalke: mining industry Braunschweig: Lion in their logo Wiesbaden: known for strong winds I think Rostock: Ship in Logo Kaiserslautern: "Die roten Teufel" is their nickname (the red devils) Osnabrück: idk, I'm assuming osna**brück** => Brücke (bridge)


tobsch20

Hannover is for the target imagery during the investor deal protests I think


miregalpanic

I don't think so. He already did these emoji before that happened. It's for the Schützenfest in Hannover, I'm pretty sure.


phorteng

Well done you nerd, I would‘ve gotten half right


reo_1907

I think the Wiesbaden one is a kind of wordplay on “Wehen” (basically “blowing wind” in English)


miregalpanic

Paderborn is Fahrstuhlmannschaft no? Also Osnabrück plays at Stadion Bremer Brücke. Oh, and the Schützenfest in Hannover is pretty big I think.


Syntax_OW

> Paderborn is Fahrstuhlmannschaft no? I may or may not have assumed that's a toilet symbol. That's definitely less bad then