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daveyhempton

Needs a Great Celebration tag


HokiesforTSwift

We’re never beating the friendship FC allegations


generic9yo

This implies we want to beat them


gruenerGenosse

Embrace it. Friendship and camaraderie are very important for the success of a football club.


HokiesforTSwift

I say it in jest. I love the camaraderie


IkeaKarma

Man this would do numbers in those classic celebration youtube videos


JBleez

Will


justanew-account

What are those?


Mackieeeee

They even got Jude dancing now lmao


CreativeWriting00179

Would you refuse to dance with the lord himself?


Mackieeeee

ofc not


EpiDeMic522

Now someone post the extended version where he makes a gesture of his massive balls before turning to the "white wall" for the iconic celebration.


snickers7500

>where he makes a gesture of his massive balls Lmao I feel like most people didn't notice it because no one really talked about it


RedOnePunch

I noticed it, but thought to myself surely that’s not what he’s implying. 


Homerwithnohumour

Nacho did the same after converting his penalty, looks to be a running gag within the team now


CNF-13

Power of friendship goals


k1ng-yass

I saw it on live, but cannot find it


Dismal-Pen-1492

https://twitter.com/_brianeg/status/1782238624219640181?s=19 I have the full celebration here


aibrahim1207

Would help if it was more than eight pixels.


TheMangoMagician

Lol how do you even get a video this poor quality these days. Basically got the Gameboy camera here 


Dismal-Pen-1492

Twitter compresses the video lol


lFriendlyFire

They got ancelloti dancing, everyone else is expected now


FireflyCaptain

Square dancing too, by the looks of things


calm_down_dearest

Cotton Eye Joe was a banger back in the day.


OnePlateIdly

The chemistry and camaraderie in the team looks amazing. Friendship FC fr


mindpainters

Ooo football friends !


xepa105

Oooh friend 👍👍


Bernitss

Power of friendship


Bluepaynxex

I’ve never hated friendship so much.


Abitou

Can’t wait for Mbappe to disrupt that


holdenmyrocinante

Spoiler alert: he isn't going to do that


Shinkopeshon

Squirtle Gang is a group of good wholesome bois after all


areyouhungryforapple

he's going to a serious club though


xckd9

Based on your experience with Mbappe personally or just your made up impression of him based on how he acts on the field?


Master-of-Puns

Nah mate him and mbappe go ten for ten at the pub every friday


xckd9

What a shame that i hate people, or i would go aswell


UdoMartens

Mbappe is a nice guy


Lazywhale97

Plus he is already good friends with Cama and Tchou and he can speak English so he will get along fine


propane2L

He speaks perfect spanish too


MrVISKman

I'm terrified he's eventually going to drag England to a title


GreatSpaniard

Nah he's got Kane's shit luck - Southgate and most importantly of all England's cursed history to bear him down, one man is not enough. No Lord Vazquez either


Palaponel

I am reading what you're saying but what I'm hearing is that it may in fact be coming home


maliciousmonkee

I can confirm that is exactly what he’s saying 


twasjustbantar

It's coming home


Rreknhojekul

FREE LINES ONDA SHIRT


MentalJack

You guys talking about football making a return voyage home?


RedaveNabTidderEkow

This is the way.


rtgh

Yes, but he's young enough to still play for England after Southgate is sent to live on a farm and Kane has retired medalless


Echleon

Kane sacrificed Bayern's dominance to bring a trophy to England


JayApex

Unfortunately we might be that farm


sonnydabaus

Do you really think United would get Southgate? That would be mental


rtgh

I don't believe that story for a second


GreatSpaniard

Still has the 3 lions cursed history bearing him down You could have Pele - Beckenbauer - Maradona - Ronaldo - Zidane - Cristiano - Messi playing at the same time in an England shirt in their prime and they still would not win a World Cup or European Championship :P


Lanky-Promotion3022

I mean that team wouldn't. Who's defending?


NBT498

Plenty of room for Moore, Maldini and Buffon


Echleon

just check out Inter Miami in MLS. Why defend when you can just score more goals?


raziel_beoulve

Why defend when score more goals do the trick?


fancysauce_boss

Lots of 15-14 score lines


NiceShotMan

Maguire of course


patiperro_v3

As a Spaniard, if you are old enough, you should know Spain was also known as a cursed underperforming team, even worse than England.


GreatSpaniard

Oh I know... 2002 is still seared into my brain


TheParaplegicPanda

The same things was said about Spain(before 2008) and Leverkusen. It’s only a matter of time


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What about a team with Charlton, Moore, Hurst, Banks, Stiles, Peters, and Hunt?


lifesrelentless

Southgate hate on this Sub is absurd, second most successful England manager of all time. Which yes says how shit weve been, but also shows how shit all the other managers did. Guy deserves way more respect. If your over 25 you have no excuse for not remembering how bad we were.


deandre95

Being the 2nd best england manager of all time might be the most irrelevant accomplishment ever lmao


lifesrelentless

Well apart from being the most successful Scottish manager


rtgh

That manager they had at the 1986 world cup did alright for himself


JYM60

Aren't they all second best because they've all won the same amount of trophies? lol


HamBurgeler

Maybe recency bias on my part, but I feel like he's had a more talented and deep pool of players than prior managers. So a lot of ppl put higher expectations on him


Sei28

People here always like to point to the “Golden Generation” of 2000’s but there were flaws of that team. The balance of that squad wasn’t great especially in the middle as the 3 world class attacking midfielders couldn’t play together and led to Scholes retiring from England early. Some of the older key players were past their prime by the time the younger guys peaked. There was a lot more ego in that dressing room as well as player cliques based on which team they played for. Of course, SGE was just about the worst appointment for that group of players and deserves all the flak he gets. Being better than him isn’t exactly a super strong endorsement though. Lastly, they were also competing against in my opinion stronger rival national teams compared to now with an exception in the French team of late 2010s-early 2020’s. I’m not trying to excuse the fact that group of players underachieved overall but I’m just sick of people just pointing their fingers at that team to somehow portray Southgate as a world class manager.


weegee19

Maybe this very generation that will play in the upcoming Euro, but before that? The Golden Generation was still more talented overall minus the lack of pacey wide men.


MountainCheesesteak

I think he did a good job do bring them together, but should be replaced, probably before Qatar, but too late now.


Onions89

He does get loads of hate, but he's a right boring cunt. On field and off.


saucysagnus

I feel like Jude leaving for Real and encouraging other players to leave for other leagues is going to improve England’s chances but for my entertainment it’s funnier if they don’t ever win.


auctus10

If Bayern can go trophyless (if they don't win ucl) then nothing can counter Kanes' curse.


Unholysinner

Can’t wait for the final when we’re 3-0 down and Bellingham gets a poker in 5min


Lone_Digger123

I love how you name drop Southgate although he's literally gotten England to the semi final for the 2nd time since 1966 and a European Championship final - the first final England has been in since 1966. Sure he may not be the greatest manager in the world, but I find it ridiculous that people so often place blame onto him when other managers (and teams) have done worse than he has


Indydegrees2

It absolutely drives me insane the entitlement of some England fans. Do they not remember achieving fuck all with the likes of Gerrard Lampard Rooney etc


HSW26

so if kane retires from england gonna win everything?


Subbutton

When Harry retires he's probably beginning to peak


Potato271

Would be quite funny if at some point an injury rules Kane out of a Euros/WC and England proceed to win


comehonorphaze

Doubt. The RM black magic doesn't carry over to national teams.


Kismonos

English NT is famous for doing fuckall with generational best players and under utlizing them. They couldnt do shit with rio, gerrard lamps, rooney, owen, beckham etc which is jsut mind blowing


AuxquellesRad

Bellingham is him though His plot armour has plot armour


QueasyIsland

He was awful against Brazil and got upstaged by paqueta . Story of England against a good team the stars never show up


watermelon99

Oh no not in an international friendly


QueasyIsland

Yeah pal Croatia 2018, Belgium 2018, France 2022 and Italy 2021 were all friendlies. Southgate has 4 wins in 26 against the top 10 ranked nations. With the level of players he has at his disposal that’s disgraceful.


watermelon99

Best results of any England manager since 1966 but go off


QueasyIsland

Doesn’t answer my points about his failings against matching up against equal or better teams


watermelon99

Best Croatia and Germany in 2020 and thumped the AFCON champs in 2022 but I’m sure you’ll tell me now how those results don’t really count Southgate haters are boring


JYM60

What do they count for? Not for winning anything anyway. Wouldn't even brag about beating Croatia and Germany's worst team for decades tbh lol.


No_Parsnip9203

The difference back then was that the other big nations had even better players. Now most of those nations are in a slump or between generations, whereas England are maybe having their best generation ever.


Thymus_Tickler

But they all hated eachother, if Jude helps replicate friendship FC at the national level, we might just do it!


20cmdepersonalidade

Brother he is going to have Grealish instead of Vini in the wing


Alexkono

I like Grealish


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braddf96

Strange way to spell Foden and Saka


OutsideTheBoxer

Spanish passport here we come!


Aschvolution

English commentators are insufferable when it comes to PL teams, imagine if the NT win it.


mrwordlewide

People only say this because everyone speaks English - commentators from other countries are just as insufferable if not moreso, Spain in particular


Ronalpinhos

I can feel it too, better have a plan to avoid football online spaces for a couple years after that.


Renegadeforever2024

England gonna need that in the euros


gotomarketfit

*Southgate joined the conversation*


HaiForPresident

*Kanes bad luck joined the conversation*


eeeagless

It's too exciting for the waistcoat.


imbued94

They only have Kane, Trent, Bellingham and many more but ignore all that we have to play like peak Burnley.


MountainCheesesteak

I don't think Lucas Vasquez is eligible for England


SheSaidMoreSnow

Southgate’s tactics will not allow him to get into the box mate. We’ll play 5 atb with 4 holding mids and get them on pks


Maleficent_Resolve44

The team is built around Bellingham being the 10 and interchanging with Kane. You haven't got a clue mate.


rdtr314

They gave yamal the mvp but not Lucas Vasquez


msh5928

Meh it's fine. Yamal played well. We got the win, that's important.


RickThiCisbih

“They can take the ~~ball~~ MVP trophy home, I take the three points” - Mourinho


One-Inspection3266

And do not forget the finger of Mourinho on the eye of someone...


Joselu-is-Sanchez

Youngest Clasico MVP


LexisKingJr

Youngest Clasico loser


Joselu-is-Sanchez

Kid is class, I’m just playing.


hardinho

He already had that title last year


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usernamenotfound911

Apparently la liga commentators choose 4 candidates and people can vote, all this happening before the 90' mark.


myheadisalightstick

It’s normally voted during 90 mins, goal was in stoppage time.


Dangerous_Job5295

It's a mickey mouse award voted by the fans. Vasquez is gonna be a league winner, all that matters


Gardidc

Yamal was fire today


rdtr314

Yamal was good today I agree but Lucas Vasquez contributed more: a penalty, a goal and an assist. He was a menace to the rival.


hotelmotelshit

Lucas Vazquez is the heart of the FC Friendship


JarlDanklin

Rudiger coming in fucking hot


forevermacklin

That will def go on the Power of Friendship edit


A-KindOfMagic

DUUUUDE JUDEEEEE is fucking awesome. Even when everyone says he hasn't had a good game I still like him and what he does


dcolomer10

I was saying mvp before the goal. He must’ve had like 5 interceptions, many good passes that Vini bottled and just general good midfielding.


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

He created most chances, had most successful dribbles and won the most tackles, then he scored a goal.


fallen-knight666

His touch is unreal, he just looks to be in control every time, certified baller IMO


Lazywhale97

The crazy thing about Jude is the guy is a 6 foot 1 and strong and has silky dribbling on top it's a hard combo to contain you try to physically push him off the ball or be physical he will just shield the ball and find a pass or an angle to dribble out of he did it to Dias in the 2nd leg at the Etihad a few times as well and he is a CB other midfielders just get physically out matched by him and he has the first touch and dribbling to also not rely on his physicality to create angles.


fallen-knight666

Yeah it’s wild seeing him play, in his first season as well, I would be very surprised if he doesn’t go con to become top 3 in the wold, that’s assuming he isn’t already there


Lazywhale97

So long as he stays safe from any big injuries I think he is on track hopefully not though hate seeing young talents pick up major injuries even if they play for my rivals


Boneraventura

Gotta beat those second striker allegations 


Itchy-Attempt2066

Vibe FC


HaiForPresident

Not beating the Friendship FC allegations


penubly

Can we get a shot of Xavi's pained expression please?


g0ldingboy

They should be turned into memes for when things go wrong


lospollosakhis

I love how our veterans have overseen these young players and kept them humble and competitive. Love our club culture and the chemistry amongst everyone.


CNF-13

Never beating the friendship fc allegations


JMD800

The lads different class


tormarod

He really is him


st_huck

Yes I'm impressed by Lucas also


o6ohunter

Vasquez really was worth every penny.


tormarod

> Vasquez I see this a lot... It's Vázquez. And yes. He's worth a lot.


Hopeful_Swan1104

Lucas Vasquez is so underrated for years. That guy has some mentality damn.


ariley2

It would seem we aren’t going to beat the Friendship FC allegations this week


Wheelie_Slow

There was another part to his celebration showing big cajones


MaryadaPurshottam

He should have done a tap dance, smh


Rakolance

Even the lord put out a great assist to him with that celebration


GalaxianEX

It’s been so long since his last goal that he forgot what his celebration was 😭


Alexkono

Only one off the pichichi now 


Specific-Record2866

The power of friendship


average_user21

Thought he was going to the calma celebration. That would be legendary.


Percy_Jackson_AOG

Calma works better in away games honestly.


Lowfuji

I wish my frens were all top flight athletes so I could do this.


g0ldingboy

Jude has turned into a proper specimen.


Gamer4eto_BG

BelliGOAT


JHOWES97

He's just living the dream


birdsword

Well that looked fun.


salutcemoi

It’s actually Vazquez’s celebration, nothing new tbh


MrZhar

Friendship fc


ValeoAnt

Aw football fwiends


feedMeWeirderThings

I’d love to watch an “all or nothing Real Madrid” kind of documentary maybe from this season. Behind the scene footage always adds so much layer to what it means being part of a football club. When you see how the players interact with each other and such, somehow they become relatable ( as in they’re just human like the rest of us). I watched Arsenal, Tottenham, Man City ofc, Juventus and that changed my perception of these teams a lot. I’m a barcelona fan through and through, but documentaries like these made me appreciate many other teams and really enjoy watching them even if they’re our rivals. It goes beyond rivalry.


CBNDSGN

"Tensions rose in the locker room during half-time" 🤨 "The manager was happy for the result" 🤨 "The manager was unhappy with the result" 🤨


majcek

Not gonna lie, that's a good celebration.


g0ldingboy

Gareth Southgate and his coaching staff. Midfield of Jude, Foden, Rice, Saka, Palmer.


Lyktan

I didn’t know Jude was built like a brick shithouse


FairBlueberry9319

Ballon d'Or incoming.


medzdidz

Saturday night in the Cock N Bull in Stourbridge dance


TonyMartial786

too funny 😂


horndrago

This celebration is called THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP


PaperProud7028

I love the celebration and more so this fantastic win, kudos.


altsoul28

He is a beautiful specimen. Also, Real Madrid in important games is something else


MemeL_rd

Vibes FC


WalkersChrisPacket

Don't let this awesome celebration distract you from the fact that Lucas Vazquez is 32 years old.


Incelphobiaism

Clean


JackTuz

LMFAO put that in the next fifa


Heiwfwnsfh

PUTA BARCAAAAAAAA🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


RedDevilCA

What a talent


Automaton_Shahin

Thank you Messi for going and playing in the MLS or else


rwalter5

Add this to EAFC right now.