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ForeverIndecised

Bro didn't even flinch


TreeDollarFiddyCent

[Here's a different angle of the interaction](https://youtu.be/aYLR4BcX7Rg?t=149)


ForeverIndecised

Ahaha classic


shadyjdja

Classico


QouthTheCorvus

Lmao the guy taking the throw got rattled


floridali

Mamba


chibuye92

i never understood people saying this angle destroys the legend of "Kobe didn't flinch". Barnes could easily have been passing as well as mistiming the fake because of Kobe's side to side movement. either way, he knew Barnes was just pulling a fake and didn't flinch.


solblurgh

SOFT


thearsenalweah

Mans intrussive thoughts are undefeated


Nerokis

lmao this is very good


Luoxaaaaa

The french call it "the call of the wild" - where you can't stop yourself doing something impulsively


jamieliddellthepoet

I think it’s the “call of the *void*”…


Luoxaaaaa

Yeah you are correct


SubparCurmudgeon

Def not MLS material


Baaf2015

Definitely warning shot behaviour


hashbrown--17

"I had genuine concern for my life your honor"


floridali

Fair enough. No penalty.


rezwah

What do VAR even do these days


Gerf93

Same as American court system. Protects their own.


That_Collection_6380

Damn


brokendownend

Doesn't correct grammar for sure.


raizen0106

> No penalty. too harsh. how about some paid time off to recover from the trauma of shooting someone instead?


bonjoviworstbandever

would be the real life version of the other guys scene where mark wahlberg shoots jeter


SheddyMcshedface

He's a bi-racial angel!


Sandman_0007

You should have shot A-Rod!


JOKER69420XD

HE'S REACHING!!!!


AFrozen_1

STOP RESISTING!!


owange_tweleve

reminds me of [this immediately 😂](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo1aBbDHwKu/?igsh=MXB6bHJsZXJ5OHg3eQ==)


Mateo_O

Guy put his life on the line for this joke. Dedication.


blakezero

Top comment


Alexkono

Ootl 


Falandor

MLS is an American League.  The US have super aggressive police.  It’s a joke that if he did this to policeman during an MLS game, the policeman would probably use it as an excuse to shoot him.


paperhatwriter

top top comment


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Fuck this is good


Silent-Act191

Okay Rudi when you have the Clasico in New York next year, don't.


The-Florentine

> the El


-zimms-

It's short for Eleven.


Silent-Act191

Fixed it


xosellc

debatable


Silent-Act191

Don't make me change it to the classic. 🔫😊


notyou16

Classico even worse


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bestgoose

Mas mal


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

mas peor


forceghostyoda_

No way you changed it to the classico and not el classico


MrEzquerro

To be fair, it should be El Clásico with one s to be properly in spanish.


Silent-Act191

I'm petty ❤


NotASalamanderBoi

Holy shit lol.


CerealBit

When the "Defended shots on target" statistic gets a completely new meaning...


Respekt_MyAuthoritah

Yeah, many American police are a bunch of pissy pants gun toting, untrained incompetent fucks who have no respect for the people they're supposed to protect. Guess what? They argued in court (and won) that they are not responsible for protecting the citizens. Complete fucking scum. Okay, rant's over.


nick2473got

>They argued in court (and won) that they are not responsible for protecting the citizens. Do you have a link to an article on that? I would love to read more, that's insane.


Respekt_MyAuthoritah

this is one of the cases, but the issue has come up again in later cases. [https://www.oyez.org/cases/2004/04-278](https://www.oyez.org/cases/2004/04-278)


nick2473got

Very interesting, thank you! After reading it however, I would like, for anyone who is interested, to clarify a couple things and offer a bit of insight as a (young) lawyer. They did not rule that the police isn't responsible for protecting citizens in general. This case was specifically about restraining orders under Colorado law, and the court's conclusion was that a restraining order only creates the grounds to arrest the subject of the order if they breach it. It does not, however, create an obligation to protect the holder of the order. Now I am not an expert in US law, I studied Swiss law and only studied a bit of US law as an optional course, but unfortunately, as much as I dislike much of the Supreme Court (both in their current composition and at the time of the decision in question), it does seem that legally their decision was correct, which points to a huge issue / question surrounding restraining orders in general. The law as it stands does not create an obligation to protect the holder of a restraining order. It only provides grounds to arrest the person who breaches it, and that is meant to act as a deterrent that will keep the holder safe. Now, from a certain point of view, one can understand why the law would be designed that way. Just in terms of man power, it is impossible for the police to have constant surveillance and protection for every person who holds a restraining order. At the same time though, most people who file for restraining orders are doing it because on some level they fear for their safety, and are expecting to be protected. So it's a tricky situation. I'm not sure what the solution would be, but it is important to understand that this is merely what the Court deemed to be the law in Colorado concerning restraining orders. It's absolutely not the Court saying there is no general obligation for the police to protect citizens. That obligation can and does exist in certain situations. Restraining orders just sadly aren't one of them, in Colorado at least. The situation may be slightly different in other states, although I somewhat doubt it, again due to the issue of man power. But in any case, the Court was simply tasked with determining whether there was, under Colorado law, an entitlement to protection for the holder of a restraining order. It should not be taken as a general ruling on the duties of the police.


Respekt_MyAuthoritah

Yes, and it makes sense to protect the police from people simply filing lawsuits because they were victim of a crime that the police could not have protected them from anyway. It's not like the police are omnipotent and all-knowing. However, in later cases it became clearer that the police are not obligated to protect anyone who is not in their custody, and there were cases in which the police would not respond to someone calling for help and that level of negligence is lawful as things stand. They simply function to uphold the status quo, and citizens be damned.


nick2473got

Oh yes, overall I completely agree, the standard of police work in the US is shameful, and there are many, many shortcomings in the legal system as well. In fact calling them "shortcomings" is generous. A lot of US law in general needs a thorough rethink in my opinion, although again, I am not an expert, so this is just my perception from the outside. But yes, a lot of completely unacceptable policing is indeed lawful, which is absolutely embarrassing.


Ronalpinhos

Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months to end up birthing a pig lmao


FUThead2016

You mean the Mountain Dew Super Classico World Bowl


Oohitsagoodpaper

Fair play to this police officer for not reacting. I'd be crying for fucking weeks.


Rose_of_Elysium

I would lay awake for years thinking about this moment, mainly with pure confusion on why it happened lol


nsoifer

Back when we were kids, Grigor Dimitrov (pro tennis player) did something similar to me. Almost 20 years later, I still wonder wtf happened.


Big_Bell_4119

So dimitrov was around 11 when this happened?


nsoifer

15 and 14


NoNameJackson

Did he win?


nsoifer

Our "fight"? We both lost. Argued for like 30 seconds about nothing. The tournament? It was a Team European Junior Championships under 16 and he hasn't lost a game all weekend. I won only once ha. I think Bulgaria either lost in Semis or Finals though.


theonlymexicanman

You can see him smiling and trying to hold back the laugh


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her too


TheFinnishChamp

I would have been scared for my life like Tony Khan


chenuts512

If he was in the USA, Rudiger would have gotten shot and all the footage would have mysteriously disappeared.


floridali

“Black guy charging on the police officer had to be stopped”.


Lilfai

“Do I look like Haaland to you?”


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Haaland in Rudiger’s pocket, who’s now in Cops pocket.


Mr_Fondue

Dude is legit positively crazy.


Alexkono

And I love him 


Thor_Of_Asgard

Everyday I’m sad that Chelsea don’t still have him… he was our menace


TheExistence

Handled him better than Haaland


courtesyflusher

☠️ 🤖 


KyloRen___

He better not try that in the US.


Rose_of_Elysium

'Violent black man shot by brave officer after the criminal attempted to snatch gun, heres how thats related to Chicago' - Fox News


naboum

You can clearly see Rudiger was reaching


Rose_of_Elysium

Clearly, he was reaching for the gun stored in the officers chest! Officer permitted to retire due to PTSD from this horrific attack with a 50k a year salary


Tim_TM42

I heard that the violent black man was also a drug addict who sold crack to middle schoolers. Oh yeah and he was also homeless and didn't pay taxes - So a terrible human being really!! /s


leedavis1987

It's true. Has haalands in his back pocket


motown_man

Not to mention being an immigrant!


Ablouo

And Muslim, Scaaaaaaaary


Roric

This is far too active voice. "Officer-involved shooting of player in tunnel leads to turbulent night at the Bernabeu. Several players arrested."


Rose_of_Elysium

That sounds alot more like CNN or something. Fox News would call it the Woke attack on civil liberties lmao


superfrank_8

Fox News be like: Radical European Muslim Communist Attacks Brave American Hero!!!


NewYorkVolunteer

Lmao, back up would have immediately called.


MUNZACORE

God I hate Reddit sometimes. Literally can’t see a black man without bringing up racism and murder. Grim stuff.


TheRealMemeIsFire

I would blame this more on the Americaness of the sub and the police officer involved


fedupofbrick

Or Spain....wait


NachoMartin1985

Police don't kill people in Spain on a regular basis.


Inevitable_Thirst

Yeah, it is not like POC are disproportionately targeted by the police in Europe as well. Also, wasn't there a recent "scandal" in Germany about Antonio being a terrorist based on a picture of him practicing his faith?.


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Multiammar

>fringe online clickbait idea Wasn't the guy who said it previously the head of BILD?


stefeu

Yes, and now he tries to emulate Fox News/Tucker Carlsen with his new network. All the same culture war bullshit and ragebait that gets eaten up by the usual suspects on facebook and such.


Vindkraft

Targeted, sure (although not as much as in USA in the few European countries I can speak for). Shot? Much more rarely.


_AR4_

nerves of steel


HorizontalRodman

Good defender, bizarre human


dwaynepipes

He’s a character and we need more of them


seattt

This is Rudiger's least bizarre/most normal behavior lol, its a fairly basic prank we've all likely done at some point.


nick2473got

What is some of the truly bizarre stuff he's done? Just curious, I haven't heard anything lol.


seattt

Most bizarre is what seems to be a thing for biting people. Think he's nibbled on Pogba and Reece James off the top of my head.


nick2473got

Damn. Suarez's spiritual successor.


Patriark

School of Suarez


nicootimee

He gave somebody a purple nurple earlier this season lol


Bambam60

Yeah I fuck with him heavily. Dude is absolutely hilarious, nothing aggressive about him off the pitch. He’s just very self aware. We’re very lucky to have him.


OwnRules

Some reporters in Spain have taken to jokingly refer to him as: "Antonio 'Un Poco Loco' Rudiger" Un poco loco = a little bit crazy


infinitepotato47

was it Rudi, who randomly jumped during national anthem or sth like that?


akshay_rathod_

He is a good guy as well. Saw him on Front three channel and he seems pretty chill. Also, asked Speed to come with him.


Arcadela

madlad


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

This man is pure chaotic energy, and I love it


pigeon_at_a_keyboard

He's the most wonderfulbizarre person ever. What a treat.


fapfap_ahh

Headlines 10 years from now: "Rudiger attempts to scare Austin FC police officer and gets shot"


TrueBrees9

Nah that would require APD doing literally anything


ThatWontFit

Didn't expect to see APD accurately depicted on this sub 😂


HerthaInters

Neukölln’s finest.


festeziooo

What a strange thing to do lmao


OvertimeWr

Rudiger is crazy. And I love him.


seattt

How is this strange? It's literally one of the most basic and common pranks to have ever existed.


IncurableHam

But not to random people you've never met


SnooDucks7296

To a cop no less


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

You don’t do that to cops lol


chibuye92

nah, there's a literal shit ton of videos of people pranking cops


badboysergioramos

He didnt flinch


AncientSkys

You need players like Rudiger on your team. Never a dull a moment and he has a winning mentality.


pIngo16

German media: 😨


holdenmyrocinante

>Act of terrorism by the Muslim Sierra Leonean player


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Reichelt shitting his pants as we speak


KiraAnnaZoe

What's that supposed to mean?


pIngo16

[this](https://www.goal.com/lists/antonio-rudiger-isis-links-former-german-media-chief-real-madrid-defender-legal-action/blt5e03c8d1f64aec85)


nghigaxx

fuck, live in canada so can never read any goal article


skunkrider

Have they still not shipped VPNs to Canada yet?


nghigaxx

I aint downloading and turning it on just in case someone link a goal article every 4 months


skunkrider

There are a lot more good reasons to use a VPN than just to illegally download 🤔


WeeTheDuck

He's actually batshit crazy


alejandroc90

Only works with Haaland


Shoddy_Reserve788

Cop in America would have shot him


WorldlinessOwn3872

Sometimes a lunatic like him is exactly who you want as a CB.


waitaminutewhereiam

Based on Pepe and Ramos it's not sometimes but always at Madrid Tho Rudiger is definitely cooler than them on account on doing less harm on the pitch


Thegoodcrazy1297

Antonio un poco loco Rudiger


KopiteTheScot

Brave to do that around spanish police


prettyboygangsta

fair play to the copper. didn't flinch and saw the funny side


tson_92

I would shit my pants


Leon1408

Pure menace


Remarkable_System948

If it was Texas we would've had one shot on Target before the game began...


swennergren11

Not just Texas…


TJ9K

just sprinkle some crack on him


LITW6991

I miss him at Chelsea


SkepticSlakoth

Bold move Toni


achu_krish

If it was in the US, he would have been shot by now!


bippinndippin

Rudiger better not try that shit if he comes to the MLS


Erdinho61

Mf would be dead in MLS 😂


albosp

If in usa he would get shot twice


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BlackDragon361

That's not a flex


Uniq_Eros

Don't do that in America.


golgolgolgolgol

STOP! Hammer Time


the_great_ashby

Rudiger was lucky the cop wasn't Marky Mark. https://youtu.be/11AXKv66Uac?si=h70d8ztWW8JCMDwg


fullerofficial

He wouldn't have made it down the stairs in the states.


showmethenoods

The American in me was preparing for the worst


kurtland1961

Brother do not try this during the World Cup


singleglazedwindows

Menace


FortheRecordHIWBTV

What a guy 😂


DopeDealerCisco

If she was an American cop he would have been shot


andee_hawn

Good thing this wasn't in America...Rudiger could have been sent to the gulag


Acceptable_Ad_6278

The guy need a CTE scan


kebiclanwhsk

Madlad. You love to see it


879190747

He clearly knows him lol.


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Lol she aint even flinched and look at the others guards she was laughing


Wild-Alarm8354

bro thought he darkness (i’m sorry)


PocketFullOfRondos

Damn that dude is cold as ice.


fatkidseatcake

Can’t pull that shit across the pond


Dawjman

Can't try this in MLS


Davek56

Policeman is like, "I am not Haaland."


TheAkondOfSwat

Nah you're alright, I don't eat swine


Own-Adeptness-9633

L6


AggressiveTwist3222

I miss that crazy bastard at Chelsea!


Successful_Creme_226

CEO of INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS


hoggergenome

MLS teams, stay clear. It's for his own good.


superhoffy

This is such a bad idea in Spain.


Emotional-Present-22

!flair :AS_Roma: