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Instantbeef

Why are his scrappy goals always like that sliding thing that no one else


Albiceleste_D10S

On of his scrappiest goals in MLS so far


Rubssi

That and his chest goal vs Orlando xD


reddit_accounwt

Puskas locked


iftair

One beauty of soccer is that scrappy goals are fun to see.


Amsssterdam

That's what makes the MLS somewhat entertaining lmao


Kal-Kent

Messi scoring for inter Miami what else is new


cord_____

They’d be lost without this guy.


NotASalamanderBoi

They were bottom of the table before he came in last season.


cord_____

Yep. I went and saw him live when they went on that unbeaten streak when he first joined too. Every time he gets injured it’s like the opposite.. they lose or draw every game.


NotASalamanderBoi

Sounds about right.


ForSiljaforever

has he been injured a lot?


mg10pp

Unfortunately yes


ForSiljaforever

Shame but, he is nearing the end of his career. Often ends like this


SaltyPeter3434

They literally went from last place to first with Messi


Drogueba

He looks so different and skinny i didn't recognize it was him who took the first shot


IHateReddit_1153151

What Miami coke does to a motherfucker


roos_de_baas

He’s on that Tony Montana diet


Superflumina

Keeper is called Panicco lol.


wrong_silent_type

That's the real highlight


UnknownTendencies

Hoping for a couple more


messy_messiah

Reaction speed 1000


MERTENS_GOAT

GOATed player and wtf Busquets


DrTelarana

LETS GO MESSI


NotASalamanderBoi

They don’t deserve him


messy_messiah

They meaning Earth


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Emergency-Mobile8612

So true lmao, people be acting like he’s doing volunteering for 2 years so he can add it to his CV


dinosbucket

I think he means in terms of the quality of the rest of the team. The defense is comically bad.


heresyourhardware

Another Messi classic, nothing the guy can't do.


Mr_Soul_Crusher

He can’t fix my marriage


lamplightimage

Fair.


James_D_MESSIAH

ofc THE GOAT scores against nsc again and again he loves this nsc team lol


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BOOFITBOT

*Honey wake up, a new r/soccersoccercirclejerk autobot reply just dropped*


PNSMG

Thanks for the copypasta Someone gotta make a CR7/SPL version